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- iPenis, on 04/26/2008, -9/+183We need some white squirrels to oppress them
- anemene, on 04/26/2008, -4/+151"Sex selection is also boosting their numbers because female greys appear to prefer them as mates."
Seriously? Squirrels too? - natdowner, on 04/26/2008, -2/+91I never thought I'd see the day that the words mutant, 'testosterone-fuelled' and squirrels would be in the same sentence.
- bizzzay, on 04/26/2008, -11/+95oh no!!! the SQUIGGAS!
- refreshers, on 04/26/2008, -2/+84They have bigger nuts
- kingvik, on 04/26/2008, -5/+70Once you go black you don't go back.
- WiseWeasel, on 04/26/2008, -10/+74Black, Brown, whatever, they all crunch the same when you run them over... We must look past the color of their fur, and crush equally!
- Willravel, on 04/26/2008, -0/+61My grandma calls them "blackies". I call my grandma "racist".
- iPenis, on 04/26/2008, -13/+65Hey Ben Stein. Look, It's evolution baby!
- fluidfoundation, on 04/26/2008, -18/+61They've been seen in the watermelon patches.
- Juaquin, on 04/26/2008, -0/+43Wait....this is NOT the Onion?
- peestandingup, on 04/26/2008, -8/+46The reason they're so hostile is the male black squirrels have a trait that causes them to impregnate every female squirrel they have a relationship with, then leaving the female to raise her baby alone. The baby then grows up without a father squirrel & gets into little squirrel gangs, committing drive-by nuttings, banging squirrel hoes left & right, etc thus continuing the cycle.
I keed I keed. - InstantRamen, on 04/26/2008, -0/+35Ok i am black. but that was funny . the best jokes are always the mean ones
- zoxx, on 04/26/2008, -2/+33Wow. The Daily Mail can even make a story about squirrels dramatic.
- goodkidyo, on 04/26/2008, -0/+27This type of squirrel is everywhere in Toronto. They're fine.
- thscientist1, on 04/26/2008, -2/+23http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm
russian doggie mauling - temugen, on 04/26/2008, -3/+23Once you go black you go deaf.
- fandyboy, on 04/26/2008, -1/+19Thank the Lord for The Daily Mail! The purveyor of sensationalist *****!
- bluetytanium, on 04/26/2008, -2/+19Ninjas.
- geobay, on 04/26/2008, -0/+17Massive claws and vicious soul sucking mutant powers
- PL3NTY, on 04/26/2008, -0/+16http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39092000/jpg/_3 ...
- pzwhite125, on 04/26/2008, -0/+15Nor did I, but my life has so much more meaning now that I have.
- spikes, on 04/26/2008, -0/+14They also seem to coexist very well with the bird population too. I see loads of these squirrels in College Park, and just about everywhere else theres a park in Toronto. They aren't aggressive at all, and seem very tame.
- Dr00pieS, on 04/26/2008, -1/+15I've heard the red haired ones have no souls.
- obliviousfool, on 04/26/2008, -0/+14West Lafayette, Indiana has a population of black squirrels. They actually are more aggressive. They aren't shy at all. They'll challenge people for food. They'll sit in the path and refuse to budge. They're pretty creepy, honestly.
- RajDhillon, on 04/26/2008, -10/+23It's been reported that black squirrels have a larger penis than most Asian men.
- dfsjdkflasjk, on 04/26/2008, -0/+13creepy aka awesome
- oblique63, on 04/26/2008, -2/+14...new line of genuine squirrel fur coats?
- carl25, on 04/26/2008, -1/+13red squirrel looks like he could take the grey one on
- Alexmtz101, on 04/26/2008, -5/+17There goes the neighborhood.
- ohhoe, on 04/26/2008, -0/+12I demand someone make a dramatic black squirrel gif, now.
- thestranger, on 04/26/2008, -0/+11I live in Rock Island, IL (of the quad cities), and sersiously I have like 4-5 black squirrels in my backyard everyday. Its weird cause even the nearby cites don't have them. It's bizarre now for me to see a brown one.
- ohhoe, on 04/26/2008, -0/+10You know you can walk around lakes, right.
- PaulOwen, on 04/26/2008, -0/+10They infested England?
Thank god they didn't get to Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland or the Channel Islands. It must be the big red lines on the UK map stopping them. - misterteenwolf, on 04/26/2008, -5/+15black squirrels eat deep fried acorns
- ZenMojo, on 04/26/2008, -1/+10...learning how to walk on their front legs because they keep tripping on their genitalia.
- dagnome1984, on 04/26/2008, -4/+12http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/faq-speciation.htm ...
- unclesam5, on 04/26/2008, -0/+8Teenage..Mutant..Ninja...Squirrels..On..Steroids!!!
- DoubleClef, on 04/26/2008, -0/+8They look like giant, fluffly tailed rats.
- grimward, on 04/26/2008, -0/+7Heroes in a nutshell, squirrel power!
- lrdntwnd, on 04/26/2008, -0/+7they're the same as grey squirrels but with one gene mutated... that's what the article said... it's just the connotation that can be confusing... mutant doesn't necessarily imply any particular outside force... it's just part of the way things evolve... a mutation occurs in the genes that makes an animal "more successful" or "more fit" than others and it's able to reproduce and pass on the mutation more quickly.... even if it's a recessive trait, if the black squirrel reproduces with enough greys, there is enough of the trait around that the likelihood of producing a black squirrel even when two grey squirrels mate is higher... ya know?
- PL3NTY, on 04/26/2008, -0/+7Because the daily mail says so...
- inactive, on 04/26/2008, -4/+12I've yet to see one of those in my neighborhood, but that really scary...reported to have been walking away with pieces of flesh in their mouths...ouch...
- Amplify, on 04/26/2008, -1/+7The town I'm my parents live in Michigan has only black squirrels that live there. Never thought of it as a big deal just used to it?
- brownsound00, on 04/26/2008, -0/+6well thats good. no one really likes neverlution anyways.
i personally prefer evolution over the racist neverlution theory. - paulisnotdead, on 04/26/2008, -0/+6I guess no one has ever even been to Ohio Kent State.
- ORBAT, on 04/26/2008, -1/+7Scurrying around with pieces of fried chicken?
- four444, on 04/26/2008, -0/+5That's nothing compared to the albino squirrels I've seen...http://www.bbc.co.uk/southerncounties/content/imag ...
oh yes, they're real. hide your nuts. - shoc, on 04/26/2008, -0/+5"drive-by nuttings"
that's just... disgusting. - ohhoe, on 04/26/2008, -2/+7The red ones are so cute. :)
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