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  • akkibaba, on 05/02/2008, -11/+190*Sheds a tear for my long-lost dog*

    That cuteness just made my head asplode.
    • adnerb06, on 05/02/2008, -40/+7mirror if needed http://corcholat.com/!L5W
      • bradleyland, on 05/02/2008, -0/+23That's not a mirror, it's ripping off someone's images and placing them in your advertising-smatter of a web page.
      • ClevelandBrown, on 05/03/2008, -0/+4I'd like to smash your mirror, and then shove the shards down your throat.
    • SuperWinner, on 05/02/2008, -2/+35If dogs can learn to love, maybe we can to?
      • dafragsta, on 05/02/2008, -4/+24Dogs are better people than people. If we were ever going to learn to love, it should be from dogs.
      • bradleyland, on 05/02/2008, -10/+14What they didn't tell you was that the photo was taken immediately before the dog _ate_ the baby.
      • iticu, on 05/02/2008, -3/+3Dogs look out for the pack, Humans look out for the pack.
        I don't see much of a difference?
        • dafragsta, on 05/03/2008, -1/+23Humans do NOT look out for the pack. Humans SAY they look out for the pack so the pack doesn't kill them. Humans look out for themselves. You must not have a job that you actually go to every day do you?
          • iticu, on 05/03/2008, -0/+3Sorry, by "the pack" I mean the family. All the other packs are fair game in survival. ^^
    • kevinsand, on 05/02/2008, -1/+10Your head a splode
    • kidcodea, on 05/02/2008, -8/+19DOGS RULE.

      DOGS > HUMANS
      • Dush, on 05/02/2008, -1/+12Given who cleans up whose crap I guess there's no arguement there.
      • thrallie, on 05/03/2008, -17/+4I would murder 1000 cute puppies to save one human junkie with aids.
        • dafragsta, on 05/03/2008, -2/+12You are only making his point for him.
        • Sean42, on 05/03/2008, -3/+2you are a dick hole.
        • Dylson, on 05/03/2008, -1/+4You should just go die. Right now......just go die.
    • GergMeister, on 05/02/2008, -1/+11dugg for your head asplode!
    • sykotik, on 05/02/2008, -2/+11Best. Picture. Ever.
    • Ratty, on 05/03/2008, -14/+6The dog is not hugging the child, it's simply showing dominance over the kid. The alpha male in a pack of dogs will do this. Dogs are not human.
      • dafragsta, on 05/03/2008, -0/+7If I've learned anything over the years it's that dog psychologists often inject more into a situation than is actually going on. A dog will mount another dog to show dominance, but that takes some level of challenge from the other dog. They don't just go doing that to all the dogs in the pack. The alpha waits to be challenged.
      • rentmitchum, on 05/03/2008, -0/+6You're a bigger buzzkill than Buzz Killington. Maybe we should just sit around looking at etchings, that might be droll.
    • worldchanger, on 05/03/2008, -0/+3dugg for vague homestar runner reference
    • nighthawk8713, on 05/03/2008, -1/+2Was your dog named Seymour by chance?
    • FuckThaMeme, on 05/03/2008, -0/+1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYl8SYNuaKQ
      ^Does not feature Rick Astley, I promise you.
      • ChzPlz, on 05/03/2008, -0/+2first you lure the baby with the toy...
    • Spudster, on 05/03/2008, -0/+2I expected to open this comment branch and see grammar corrections for "asplode," but fortunately I was saved that inconvenience by the virtue of that word being a reference to something.
  • jokerpkt, on 05/02/2008, -2/+62that is the cutest neck crank i have ever seen.
    • recruz, on 05/02/2008, -2/+2dugg for term: neck crank- nice
    • Rileyluck, on 05/03/2008, -1/+5the dog saw that someone was watching is the only reason the baby is still alive...

      OM NOM NOM NOM
  • cristina350, on 05/02/2008, -32/+13cute, but don't try this at home with a pitt bull
    • OwdenBowden, on 05/02/2008, -14/+10Pit bulls are rather sweet animals so you can try it at home with a pit if you are the owner.
      • cgruber, on 05/02/2008, -4/+15Like any powerful animal they need to be treated with respect. And letting a dog do that to your baby is stupid theres a bunch of ways the baby could be inadvertently hurt from this.
        • BOFH2, on 05/02/2008, -0/+7They could be hurt by uncle fred picking them up wrong or dropping them. I am sure that this was not the first time this had happened.
    • dafragsta, on 05/02/2008, -7/+18Pit bulls and rotties have a bad reputation. It's all about the breeding and the treatment of the animal. Granted, a vicious personality can come from the personality of the parents, it's usually drawn out of the fighting dogs by being mistreated and intimidated to the point of triggering the fight or flight defense mechanism.
    • TonyLocNE, on 05/02/2008, -8/+16wow talk about ignorance..... Pitbulls are some of the most loyal and loving dogs I've ever met. Its truly sad that people like cristina350 only know them through negative stereotypes and then spout off about it on places like digg, more than likely never even having interacted with one.. I would trust my pitbull with the baby Jesus if there ever was one.

      Truth is, any dog can be a vicious dog.. Its how the owner raises them that makes the difference.
      • mywhitenoise, on 05/02/2008, -10/+11No it isn't, I'm so ***** sick of that argument. I had a Rottweiler when I was a kid, we trained her, treated her with respect, never hit her, and we were always loving to her. But if 10 year old me ever petted her while she was eating she would snap. The only person she was absolutely obedient to was my dad. If you're so confident that nurture triumphs nature, then go raise me a crocodile...let's see how that turns out.
        I love the hell out of my current dog (Boxer). It's in their nature to be kind.
        • TonyLocNE, on 05/02/2008, -5/+6many animals become territorial when it comes to food, its a survivalist instinct.. Despite that, I still very firmly believe in the fact that if you properly raise your dog, it will not be mean or aggressive.
          And about that crocodile, you haul one up here from the Everglades and I'll give it a whirl. I don't have the experience with crocs as I do with dogs though.
          Plus, Steve Erwin /= Caesar Milan
        • deaddoll00, on 05/03/2008, -1/+2Had you been properly educated in the handling of any animal, not just a dog, you would know that it's not a good idea to get between a dog and any of the following: Puppies, food, and a fight with another dog. And damning an entire breed of dogs for the actions of yours (or rather your lack of education of the nature of any animal) is what causes perfectly obedient, loving pets to be taken away from their owners.
          • MewTwo, on 05/03/2008, -1/+2I don't think anybody is DAMNING an entire breed here. They're pointing out exactly what you're saying; dogs are not like humans, they still have their instincts even if kindly nurtured. I think we can all agree some breeds instincts' are more potent than others.
          • deaddoll00, on 05/03/2008, -1/+2Not damning? What would you call the taking of every pit bull from their owner to subsequently have it put down?
      • LtXenodite, on 05/02/2008, -8/+4Completely agree, TonyLocNE, my brother has a pit bull/German shepherd cross and it is as sweet and gentle as can be. Pit bulls were taken advantage of for their size and strength, and trained to fight, that's why they have a bad reputation. When it loses in a fight, its owner gets rid of it (often by dumping it on the street), and since it has been trained to be violent, people associate all pit bulls as being violent. It's all in how it's raised.
        • KnutTheBear, on 05/03/2008, -0/+6I agree to a point. Pitbulls were not ::trained:: to fight as much as they were ::bred:: to fight. While that may be a small distinction, I think it is a worthwhile one. I agree that with the proper nurturing and care that a pitbull can be as harmless as a retriever or any other docile dog, but I think that no matter what there is a fundamental aggressiveness that is by definition a characteristic of the breed--even if not at the surface.
      • MrSteamTank, on 05/03/2008, -4/+6I completely agree with whitenoise. The neighbour's kid got his face mauled and needed stitches all over because of his uncle's pit bull. Pit Bulls and Rotweilers in this city, Ottawa, have been banned due to monthly dog attacks. These breeds have been made to kill and, unfortunately, this causes them to be more unreliable than other smaller and more manageable breeds.

        A tiger, for example, can make a fantastic, loving, and very loyal pet. Unfortunately, it's massive size and predatory instinct can make it turn on you. All you need is one such attack and you're dead. I'm sure some people could raise a tiger well enough for it to be trusted but not everyone. The same goes for a pit bull or a rotweiller.

        I love pets and own many of them but some large animals are a danger to other people and really shouldn't be allowed to be owned.
      • cristina350, on 05/03/2008, -7/+5before you start calling people iIGNORANT do your ***** research

        :On average about 27 people will be killed by a dog each year in the US, The dog that causes 3 out of 4 attacks on kids will be the "loving" family dog, such as the "friendly companion" pit bull with the wonderful disposition. Children attacked by these breeds are literally torn apart with horrifying injuries that are almost beyond words. Those that survive are often maimed for life."

        http://www.dog-bite-law-center.com/pit_bull_attack ...

        i could easily cite more sources, showing that pitbulls are the leading dog to injure people,

        but considering your blatant disregard for opposing opinions, i see you would just ignore the stats
        • tommyrocksout, on 05/03/2008, -1/+3fail
        • TonyLocNE, on 05/03/2008, -1/+2Wow... How about we cite credible sources shall we... What you failed to include in your slanderous comment was the overwhelming amount of bias included in your cite.
          FTA:
          Owners are the Problem: True- They Are Crazy (Most of them)

          "Unfortunately pit bulls and related breeds have spread to middle class America where they are revered as family "pets," it seems that many of the owners are as tenacious as the dogs themselves...."

          hmm... cristina, do pray tell, how many of these "pit bull" attacks were specifically identified as 100% pitbulls by a licensed veterinarian? Here is a list of dogs that appear exactly like a pitbull:
          -Boxer
          -French Mastiff
          -Bull Mastiff
          -Bandog (or Bandogge)
          -Alapaha Blue Blood
          -American Bulldog
          -English Bulldog
          -Staffordshire Bull Terrier
          -American Staffordshire Terrier
          -Presa
          -Black Mouth Cur
          -Dogo Argentino
          -Tosa Inu
          -Dogue de Bordeaux
          -Fila Braseleiro
          -Cane Corso
          -Catahoula Leopard Dog
          -Patterdale Terrier

          Do you want me to continue or shall I wait for you to wipe the egg off your face. *****.
    • sykotik, on 05/03/2008, -4/+31When I was a baby, I was raised along side a puppy. It was a pit bull. His name was Buster. There are pictures of us together somewhere, climbing in and out of a speaker cabinet and things like that, sharing my bottle with him, cute baby/puppy stuff.

      As the years wore on, Buster became a cranky old dog, and the ONLY person who could even come NEAR him, was myself. I never had any fear of Buster. My father tells me that one time, a stray chow (spelling?) came into the yard, and bolted right at me to attack me. I was very young perhaps 4 or 5. Buster tore through the ropes that bound him and nailed the chow right before he got to me, nearly killed him before my father and a friend stepped in to stop the madness. He tells me that afterwards, Buster came to me and licked and smelled me all over, just to make sure I was alright it seemed, and even when my father came close, Buster started getting protective again, but my father approached slowly and calmly, and Buster allowed him to get me and take me inside, and then went back to his rope.

      A few years later, he was chained to a telephone pole, he chewed on it one night, and apparently some poison used to protect the wood killed him. I never knew what happened to Buster until I was about 16 when I saw the picture of us, and remembered him.

      He was the best dog, the best FRIEND, I've ever had.
      • decyx, on 05/03/2008, -0/+12Great story.
        • Hoogs, on 05/03/2008, -0/+7Wonderful story.
        • BTraina, on 05/03/2008, -0/+8magnificent story
        • sykotik, on 05/03/2008, -1/+7Gee, thanks everyone. I didn't really expect any diggs or anything, I just suddenly remembered him and felt like sharing. I really really do appreciate it, you guys made me feel really good! Thank you so much!
      • MewTwo, on 05/03/2008, -0/+5Aww. Buster!
      • PimpinOnWelfare, on 05/03/2008, -0/+4I'm sooo sorry ... :(
        Stupid toxic telephone pole protectant!
    • doost, on 05/03/2008, -2/+0i won't try it with a pit bull, but this isn't a pitbull. so bring on the puppy love.
    • FuckThaMeme, on 05/03/2008, -2/+0This exact same argument started the last time this was on Digg.
  • Flashtone, on 05/02/2008, -22/+3yah, but did you see the dancing ninja bear?
  • JlmAWP, on 05/02/2008, -23/+69You put the camera away now, right? Good. OM NOM NOM
    • suzywang3000, on 05/02/2008, -3/+22congratulations, that's the first time i've even not laughed at OM NOM NOM.
      • bicyclethief, on 05/02/2008, -0/+7lol
        People are going to the OM NOM NOM NOM well too often.
      • iticu, on 05/02/2008, -5/+12That's the FIRST time you haven't laughed to one?
        Seriously?

        God that's lame.
        • chrisaug18, on 05/03/2008, -1/+2Or its his first time on digg in a week or two.
          • suzywang3000, on 05/04/2008, -0/+1i laughed about 16 or 17 times in a row before this.
    • vex67, on 05/03/2008, -4/+1Insinuating that a dog ate a baby. Great.
    • Blah_Blah_Blah, on 05/03/2008, -0/+2im pretty sure its 3 NOMs after OM and you should refrain as much as possible from saying anything other than OM NOM NOM NOM for detracting from its epicness.
  • cgruber, on 05/02/2008, -59/+281Should re-title this to "How to potentially cause permanent injury your infant".
    • cgruber, on 05/02/2008, -16/+22^ to
      • CarStan, on 05/03/2008, -1/+5Dont dug him down, he's not a grammar-nazi, he is correcting his own post
        • Solis, on 05/04/2008, -0/+1He's his own grammar nazi, and like all grammar nazi's needs to be buried for the douchebags that they are.
    • Ruger11mcrdpi, on 05/02/2008, -40/+115Should refer to your comment as "How to be a hippie parent that lets their kids grow up to be afraid of their own shadow.
      • PhattyPhattMatt, on 05/02/2008, -24/+7cgruber just got PWNED!
        • Ruger11mcrdpi, on 05/02/2008, -21/+5I try. I honestly just hate hippies, and am tired of seeing sickningly gaunt emo kids running around that HATE THEIR OVERPROTECTIVE PARENTS. Ironic really. My parents let me have guns, play with knives, have a dog at 5 yrs old, and I turn out to be a 4.0 student, can run a 280 on the USMC PFT and love my parents.
          • rholland356, on 05/02/2008, -6/+19And yet, for all that, you haven't a speck of space in your heart for your fellow humans. Your parents raised a self-absorbed curmudgeon. Congratulations. They reared a perfect specimen.
          • ru1dt, on 05/02/2008, -1/+18you forgot to mention your overwhelming sense of modesty
          • aceakm, on 05/03/2008, -2/+1Your parents let you have guns and play with knives? What about matches too? Awesome parents! -_-
      • oderdigg, on 05/02/2008, -15/+2and gay
      • Buddhaismybuddy, on 05/02/2008, -6/+76Dude get your ***** straight, hippies are all about NOT sheltering their children and letting them run free.
        • serif69, on 05/03/2008, -0/+6Let us see what little Squirt does flying solo...
      • haikuFU, on 05/03/2008, -0/+18Actually, any dog trainer that's worth a ***** will tell you that you should NEVER allow your dog to do this to your kids. The dog is expressing dominance over the child, even though they look like he's playing or hugging the kid. Because the dog considers the child lower in the pack structure, it is more likely to bite the kid down the road.
    • 1gunners4, on 05/02/2008, -2/+53Pffft, I don't need a "How to" guide to cause permanent injury to an infant!
      • aceakm, on 05/03/2008, -6/+1What's the difference between an apple and a baby? I don't cum on my apple before I slice it up and eat it.
    • germ5150, on 05/03/2008, -6/+10cgruber is obviously someone who has very little experience with actual materials that make up babies.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber
    • Bilabrin, on 05/03/2008, -11/+1OGC
    • LeNoir, on 05/03/2008, -3/+4pff don't be such a pussy
    • tbirdly26, on 05/03/2008, -3/+5How do you turn a baby into a dog?
      Pour gas over it and light a match. Woof.
    • Wartz, on 05/03/2008, -1/+4Babies are tougher than full grown adult athletes.
  • ObamaWins08, on 05/02/2008, -10/+18I prefer to call it "tenderizing".
  • dansvan, on 05/02/2008, -6/+161Digg has gone too soft....must resist....the cuteness....can't do it...
    • Balks, on 05/02/2008, -1/+14Dat bebe ish all like "PUPPY! RWAR!"

      Ahem, pardon me. Very adorable and uber cute by a factor of 10 to the 10th power
    • chrisaug18, on 05/03/2008, -1/+3you forgot "..." between the and cuteness
    • CarStan, on 05/03/2008, -1/+4Here's some anti-drug: Goatse, 2girls1cup, Tubgirl, Lemon Party
  • BlackSheepx, on 05/02/2008, -3/+29Awwww @ Flatten the baby picture.
    • recruz, on 05/02/2008, -1/+4Hulk baby smash!!
    • girlflesh, on 05/03/2008, -0/+3In any other contest, this would be a slightly horrifying comment.
  • iidestined, on 05/02/2008, -4/+11I hope my cockerspaniel can be that good with a baby.
    • rholland356, on 05/02/2008, -0/+6Practice with kittens.
    • SatansSpatula, on 05/03/2008, -0/+7It will if the baby needs to be anxiously urinated upon whenever you come home.
  • tedlove, on 05/02/2008, -27/+115Q: how do you make a dead baby float?


    A: one glass root beer, two scoops dead baby. (one scoop if you are watching your weight)
    • cgruber, on 05/02/2008, -39/+10Q: How do you make a dead baby sink?

      A: Tie it's Mom to it and throw them in a river.
      • freak3295, on 05/02/2008, -2/+18that wouldnt work.
        • Virgule, on 05/03/2008, -3/+2boobs float

          what? dont stare at me that
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    • Vindicoth, on 05/02/2008, -16/+53Q: Whats covered in blood, cries, and crawls in circles?
      A: A baby with its foot nailed to the floor.

      Q: Whats the difference between a pile of rocks and a pile of dead babies?
      A: You can use a pitch fork to pick up one of them.
    • Akaji, on 05/02/2008, -12/+53Q: How do you make a baby shake?
      A: Put it in a blender.
      • Shadowfox99, on 05/02/2008, -2/+22We will find that out on the next "Will it blend?"
    • minnymoo, on 05/02/2008, -11/+85Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
      A: A dead baby in a clown costume.
      • MyExSucks, on 05/03/2008, -2/+1Correct answer:

        A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome
    • SkippyDoorknob, on 05/02/2008, -12/+5I just had a flashback to Jr. High in the early 80's!
    • Danby123, on 05/02/2008, -10/+78awfully macabre of you guys. Oh well. might as well pitch in.
      Q. what's the difference from a corvette and a pile of dead babies?
      A. I don't have a corvette in my garage!
    • phoofy, on 05/02/2008, -6/+54Am I going to hell for laughing at these while my own baby is sleeping on my chest?
      • aetherboy, on 05/02/2008, -6/+93Depends, is it dead?
      • TekTrixter, on 05/02/2008, -22/+6If such a place existed, then yes.
        • ClevelandBrown, on 05/03/2008, -18/+5not sure why you're getting dugg down, considering there's no such thing as hell.
          • Danby123, on 05/03/2008, -0/+30because you're changing the subject of a hilarious thread.
    • jbarket, on 05/02/2008, -43/+23Q: What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
      A: My dick while doing it
      • dafragsta, on 05/02/2008, -5/+21I expanded this comment node and in the time it took to digg you down, 3 other people beat me to it. That was just one metric FUBAR unit over the line.
      • DubBucket, on 05/02/2008, -0/+4lol... I think it's awesome. But you'll probably see that from my joke below :p
      • drinktherhine, on 05/02/2008, -3/+9why is this dugg down? its by far the funniest joke on here
      • mrblaack, on 05/03/2008, -0/+2can't breath...
      • BenKenobi88, on 05/03/2008, -0/+4I'm surprised that this gets buried while the one a couple down about a boner is ok.
    • mysedai, on 05/02/2008, -12/+33Q: What's pink and bubbly and taps on glass?
      A: Baby in the microwave.
      • thrallie, on 05/03/2008, -7/+7okay this one was way overboard. I threw up a little in my mouth at that mental image.
        • mysedai, on 05/03/2008, -0/+1I have to be honest with you; I'm suprised you don't throw up a little in your mouth over all of them. I do.
    • DubBucket, on 05/02/2008, -11/+46Q: What do you get when you cut a baby in half?
      A: A boner.
      • mjn23, on 05/03/2008, -2/+23That's probably the sickest thing I've ever read. I can't stop laughing.
      • CanceledCzech, on 05/03/2008, -1/+1After reading your joke, I've decided that how horrible a Dead Baby joke is is directly proportional to how funny it is. You sir, win.
    • fasda, on 05/03/2008, -18/+11OK this one is horrible even for dead baby jokes seriously you need the right sense of humor for this
      whats the difference between a dead baby and a bath tub?
      you can't ***** a bath tub.
      • DubBucket, on 05/03/2008, -2/+6Dugg, even though you didn't use the proper format :p
    • NoMoreMrQuick, on 05/03/2008, -6/+14Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
      A: Take your foot off its head.
      • chrisaug18, on 05/03/2008, -6/+2hey thats not originally a baby joke, but i'll let it slide since im not into racist jokes anymore
    • borninda818, on 05/03/2008, -7/+32Q: What is blue and sits in the corner?
      A: A baby in a plastic bag.
      Q: What is green and sits in a corner?
      A: The same baby, six weeks later.
      Note: Epic Thread, but I fear digg is becoming 4chan w/o the porn.
    • EwMo, on 05/03/2008, -6/+24What's worse than 10 babies in a garbage can?


      One baby in ten garbage cans
      • mitchlourens, on 05/03/2008, -0/+2worse = awesomer
      • nextyoyoma, on 05/03/2008, -1/+2what's BETTER than 10 babies in a garbage can?

        fixed that for ya.
    • serif69, on 05/03/2008, -6/+32Q: How do you get a baby in a bowl?
      A: Blender.

      Q: How do you get it out?
      A: Tostitos
      • zero, on 05/05/2008, -1/+1I resisted laughing at any of the jokes above but you sir are the winner
    • MrSteamTank, on 05/03/2008, -9/+3Q: Whats red and goes round and round?
      A: A baby in a blender.
      • Scoresheet, on 05/03/2008, -1/+3A baby in the jaws of the family dog.
    • wrzhydr, on 05/03/2008, -4/+14ive said this one before and i'll say it again:

      What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?
      I take my boots off when I jump on the trampoline
      • Scoresheet, on 05/03/2008, -2/+5237,000 Trampoine's don't get killed by dogs each year?
    • Enjoikr3w, on 05/03/2008, -4/+20Q: Why do Mexicans eat tamales during Christmas?
      A: So they can have something to unwrap.

      am i doing it rite?
    • goldendome92, on 05/03/2008, -18/+15Dead baby jokes are for sick *****. All of you should be shot.
      • lolwutpear, on 05/03/2008, -9/+2shot like when you shoot a baby? or shot as in shot with a stream of blood from where the baby's head used to be?
      • Danby123, on 05/03/2008, -2/+6don't spoil the moment for the rest of us please.
      • CanceledCzech, on 05/03/2008, -3/+1lol
    • yellowfish04, on 05/03/2008, -10/+1Q: What's blue and sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?
      A: A drowned baby.

      Q: What's blue, green, yellow, brown, black, and gray and sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?
      A: Same baby, two weeks later.
    • Radica1Faith, on 05/03/2008, -9/+2Q:What do you get when you throw a baby into a wall?
      A: An erection
    • AlexDDN, on 05/03/2008, -1/+13Only Digg can turn an adorable picture into a dead baby joke potluck.
    • MsAntiSunshine, on 05/03/2008, -3/+1http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=261
    • shondell, on 05/03/2008, -3/+7someone is going to take a screen grab of this thread and post it on some other site then they will think that digg users are ***** up wierdos, seriously.
      • nextyoyoma, on 05/03/2008, -0/+8and...they'd be right, obviously
      • DubBucket, on 05/03/2008, -0/+10The extra awesome comes from the fact that the original article is about a cute doggie and baby.... yet the sickos found their way here.
      • NoMoreMrQuick, on 05/03/2008, -0/+3Just my opinion....The only reason most of these jokes are here is because of the comment by "tedlove". Everyone else is basically riffing off of it. When I saw the pictures, I thought "Oh, how cute", not "I wonder what that baby would look like in a blender?". When I play GTA, do I wish to actually steal a car or kill a hooker? No! Nor do I wish any harm to ever come to a baby.
      • zero, on 05/05/2008, -0/+1oh you mean the other websites where all of us go to ? or the other websites where all the users come here?
    • Superthug, on 05/03/2008, -1/+5Q:What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
      A; You don't ***** the sandwich before you eat it.
      • Frosty122, on 05/03/2008, -1/+2I don't know about you, but that's not how i eat my sandwiches.
    • mysedai, on 05/03/2008, -1/+3This is a variation on a theme, but I like the wording a bit better:
      Q: What's pink and silver and sits in the corner?
      A: Baby chewing on razor blades.
      Q: What's green and silver and sits in the corner?
      A: Same baby, two weeks later.

      Also,
      Q: What's red and slimey and crawls up a woman's leg?
      A: A homesick abortion!

      I swear to god, I will not post another dead baby joke here.
  • lukas88, on 05/02/2008, -2/+44They should prescribe this page instead of Prozac.
  • Vindicoth, on 05/02/2008, -6/+29You know, up until the last picture, this could also be called
    How to properly EAT a baby.
  • ericnorris1, on 05/02/2008, -34/+2Anybody else read :"How to properly HANG a baby"?
  • arcooke, on 05/02/2008, -4/+11What kind of dog is that?
  • BeeArePro, on 05/02/2008, -52/+7WTF? Whoever took this picture should be put in jail.
    • Ruger11mcrdpi, on 05/02/2008, -5/+30Whoever is afraid to let their kids play with animals should not allowed to be parents... for they will raise a generation of kids afraid of everything.
      • JoeVet, on 05/03/2008, -5/+5There is a difference between letting your kids play with animals and letting an animal play with your baby.
      • Scoresheet, on 05/03/2008, -1/+4necessary risk: Letting your kid play football with friends over the park
        unnecessary risk: Letting your FREAKIN DOG ROLL AROUND ON YOUR INFANT!!!
    • germ5150, on 05/03/2008, -4/+3Pleeease tell me you are not a parent.
      • Scoresheet, on 05/03/2008, -0/+5Not anymore, his kid was eaten by his dog.
    • alphaterminus, on 05/03/2008, -0/+1Nanny state prick
  • kprooney, on 05/02/2008, -11/+6that...was just too...cute, I might just faint
    • toshibu, on 05/03/2008, -0/+3Dugg for the fainting and hence the possibility of a female on Digg.
  • SpaceDreamer, on 05/02/2008, -16/+3Isn't that OM NOM NOM-worthy ?
  • TJ11240, on 05/02/2008, -13/+34How to snap the neck of a baby
    • thesonofdarwin, on 05/03/2008, -5/+1How to shelter your baby: Wear a condom next time, life involves risk.
      • Scoresheet, on 05/03/2008, -0/+9necessary risk: driving a car to work
        unnecessary risk: Letting your FREAKIN DOG ROLL AROUND ON YOUR INFANT!!!
  • swrostmore, on 05/02/2008, -17/+8How to properly laugh and take pictures as your dog mounts and attempts to violate a baby!
  • diggester, on 05/02/2008, -11/+6Sweet. Mirrored:
    http://www.linkinn.com/static/_How_to_properly_hug ...
  • ElBeh, on 05/02/2008, -6/+102SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL, THAT MONSTER IS EATING THAT CHILD!
  • jjive, on 05/02/2008, -7/+7Huh, I didn't know babies taste like dog food.
  • RSS14, on 05/02/2008, -17/+8Ready?
    3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
  • cannonball, on 05/02/2008, -2/+74I think I just got diabetes.
  • FranksValli, on 05/02/2008, -2/+19Very cute! Both the dog and baby are obviously really enjoying themselves :)
  • KLowD9x, on 05/02/2008, -11/+3This reminds me so much of the site www.bringvictory.com
  • aydoubleyou, on 05/02/2008, -19/+5Stop submitting lame "cute" pictures on Digg.
  • Waredgo, on 05/02/2008, -3/+8AAawwwwww......
  • dfirebaugh, on 05/02/2008, -8/+2This is on DIGG? hmmm....Dog hugs baby. Now THAT is puppy love.
  • OffPiste, on 05/02/2008, -18/+3Dogs are at their best when slow cooked in an open pit for about 4 hours. Serve with a nice hefeweizzen, and that my fiends, is one tasty meal.
  • StewVader, on 05/02/2008, -17/+9Somebody is out of their damn mind for letting that dog do that to their baby. It ain't a toy, morons!
  • slvrhawq, on 05/02/2008, -4/+7"Let's hug it out bitch!"
  • louiebaur, on 05/02/2008, -4/+6Ah how cute
  • KrisxK, on 05/02/2008, -7/+4Get that kid out of the cute dog photos.
  • stealthc, on 05/02/2008, -8/+58Can we please replace all the Obama submissions with ones like this?
  • AppleGeorge, on 05/02/2008, -32/+4God Digg is ***** gay now. Every day there are 3 or more articles on the front page, in RANDOM sections all including lame ass pictures with everyone saying Aw. God Digg was great about 2 years ago before Kevin Rose decided to
    "revamp" it into this garbage. Here I come slashdot.
    • AppleGeorge, on 05/02/2008, -13/+3Yes, I can't wait to be dugg down a ***** because of stating facts. You people are so ***** up Rose's ass, it's unreal.
      • toshibu, on 05/03/2008, -1/+3Replying to your own thread is fail, even on Slashdot. Good riddance to you sir.
    • TaKBiR, on 05/02/2008, -4/+11Oh ***** you.
      • AppleGeorge, on 05/02/2008, -13/+2Aw, poor baby. How is it up Kevin's ass? Is it nice?
        • npcabral, on 05/02/2008, -2/+2Quite nice actually.
        • mysedai, on 05/02/2008, -1/+3It's awesome. You want us to tell your mom you said hi?
    • theandy, on 05/02/2008, -2/+5Bye!
    • SillyRabbits, on 05/02/2008, -7/+2Don't tell them about slashdot...we don't need the general digg crowd coming over there.
      • tcpip4lyfe, on 05/02/2008, -3/+3They'd last 5 minutes.
        • RisingAgainst, on 05/02/2008, -1/+0I went, I didn't even last that long.
      • npcabral, on 05/02/2008, -0/+3Coming over there? Does that make sense?
    • highstriker, on 05/02/2008, -1/+7Seriously? Random sections? *Pets and Animals* is a random section to post this in? Get a grip.
      Is it really that hard to just scroll by an article that you don't care about? I do it every day and it doesn't bother me...
    • TrevorBelmont, on 05/03/2008, -1/+4Crying about it should fix it right up. Too bad we can't hear your sniffles, I'm sure they'd be heart wrenching.
    • alphaterminus, on 05/03/2008, -1/+4You were probably one of those people in the 90s who used Gopher and bitched that the "World Wide Web" was lame.
      • toshibu, on 05/03/2008, -1/+2...on the Gopher equivalent of Slashdot.
      • SillyRabbits, on 05/05/2008, -0/+1Bad analogy, it would be more accurate to say that is was the BBS people that bitched about the internet being lame. But, in the early 90's it was - BBSs were much more useful and interesting at the time.

        BTW: I think it's a perfectly valid complaint when a site completely changes their content while trying to pretend they didn't.
  • npcabral, on 05/02/2008, -6/+44Om Nom nom nom nom nom .... ?
  • hoveman, on 05/02/2008, -13/+2This is stupid and dangerous. Very stupid.
  • TonyLocNE, on 05/02/2008, -1/+34I hate this feeling that just came over me... I'm never the one to do this but............. I just sent this link to my mom because I know she'll love it and think its cute. ***** digg pussification, what are you doing to me?
  • ImmediateAction, on 05/02/2008, -0/+5Oh gentle giants.
  • onefish2, on 05/02/2008, -0/+4Anyone know what the dogs breed is?
  • slick519, on 05/02/2008, -0/+12now THAT'S web design i can get excited about.

    soooo post-modernominimalism.
  • gdagreat, on 05/02/2008, -9/+1great pics but too bad the quality of the pics is bad...what did he or she use to take these pics? a polaroid?
  • Rwned, on 05/02/2008, -0/+7i want one of those freekin dogs.
  • j2002, on 05/02/2008, -2/+16Ron Paul for President? - Seriously though, if you don't find this somewhat heartwarming then you're probably the kind of guy that throws puppies off a cliff for kicks.
    • Whackly, on 05/03/2008, -2/+6Oh man! That sounds awesome! Do I have to join the military or can I do that here in Ohio somewhere?
  • jmaxwell, on 05/02/2008, -0/+35i was expecting some cutesy stuff but this totally overwhelmed me. i feel like being nice to other random people now.
  • boyabouttown, on 05/02/2008, -14/+3older than *****. c'mon.
  • Kenzan, on 05/02/2008, -1/+1And the baby was never seen again.
    • alpharaptor, on 05/02/2008, -1/+1it was, then it was picked up in a baggie and tossed in the garbage... it's a poo joke
  • Witchdoktor, on 05/02/2008, -1/+1*abort
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