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- cgruber, on 05/02/2008, -59/+281Should re-title this to "How to potentially cause permanent injury your infant".
- akkibaba, on 05/02/2008, -11/+191*Sheds a tear for my long-lost dog*
That cuteness just made my head asplode. - dansvan, on 05/02/2008, -6/+161Digg has gone too soft....must resist....the cuteness....can't do it...
- ElBeh, on 05/02/2008, -6/+103SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL, THAT MONSTER IS EATING THAT CHILD!
- tedlove, on 05/02/2008, -27/+115Q: how do you make a dead baby float?
A: one glass root beer, two scoops dead baby. (one scoop if you are watching your weight) - aetherboy, on 05/02/2008, -6/+94Depends, is it dead?
- Ruger11mcrdpi, on 05/02/2008, -40/+117Should refer to your comment as "How to be a hippie parent that lets their kids grow up to be afraid of their own shadow.
- minnymoo, on 05/02/2008, -11/+85Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown costume. - cannonball, on 05/02/2008, -2/+74I think I just got diabetes.
- Buddhaismybuddy, on 05/02/2008, -6/+77Dude get your ***** straight, hippies are all about NOT sheltering their children and letting them run free.
- Danby123, on 05/02/2008, -10/+78awfully macabre of you guys. Oh well. might as well pitch in.
Q. what's the difference from a corvette and a pile of dead babies?
A. I don't have a corvette in my garage! - inactive, on 05/02/2008, -2/+62that is the cutest neck crank i have ever seen.
- stealthc, on 05/02/2008, -8/+59Can we please replace all the Obama submissions with ones like this?
- 1gunners4, on 05/02/2008, -2/+53Pffft, I don't need a "How to" guide to cause permanent injury to an infant!
- phoofy, on 05/02/2008, -6/+56Am I going to hell for laughing at these while my own baby is sleeping on my chest?
- JlmAWP, on 05/02/2008, -23/+70You put the camera away now, right? Good. OM NOM NOM
- lukas88, on 05/02/2008, -2/+44They should prescribe this page instead of Prozac.
- Akaji, on 05/02/2008, -12/+53Q: How do you make a baby shake?
A: Put it in a blender. - npcabral, on 05/02/2008, -6/+44Om Nom nom nom nom nom .... ?
- Vindicoth, on 05/02/2008, -16/+53Q: Whats covered in blood, cries, and crawls in circles?
A: A baby with its foot nailed to the floor.
Q: Whats the difference between a pile of rocks and a pile of dead babies?
A: You can use a pitch fork to pick up one of them. - jmaxwell, on 05/02/2008, -0/+36i was expecting some cutesy stuff but this totally overwhelmed me. i feel like being nice to other random people now.
- TonyLocNE, on 05/02/2008, -1/+36I hate this feeling that just came over me... I'm never the one to do this but............. I just sent this link to my mom because I know she'll love it and think its cute. ***** digg pussification, what are you doing to me?
- DubBucket, on 05/02/2008, -11/+46Q: What do you get when you cut a baby in half?
A: A boner. - inactive, on 05/02/2008, -2/+35If dogs can learn to love, maybe we can to?
- Danby123, on 05/03/2008, -0/+31because you're changing the subject of a hilarious thread.
- SkippyDoorknob, on 05/02/2008, -3/+34Big
- sykotik, on 05/03/2008, -4/+31When I was a baby, I was raised along side a puppy. It was a pit bull. His name was Buster. There are pictures of us together somewhere, climbing in and out of a speaker cabinet and things like that, sharing my bottle with him, cute baby/puppy stuff.
As the years wore on, Buster became a cranky old dog, and the ONLY person who could even come NEAR him, was myself. I never had any fear of Buster. My father tells me that one time, a stray chow (spelling?) came into the yard, and bolted right at me to attack me. I was very young perhaps 4 or 5. Buster tore through the ropes that bound him and nailed the chow right before he got to me, nearly killed him before my father and a friend stepped in to stop the madness. He tells me that afterwards, Buster came to me and licked and smelled me all over, just to make sure I was alright it seemed, and even when my father came close, Buster started getting protective again, but my father approached slowly and calmly, and Buster allowed him to get me and take me inside, and then went back to his rope.
A few years later, he was chained to a telephone pole, he chewed on it one night, and apparently some poison used to protect the wood killed him. I never knew what happened to Buster until I was about 16 when I saw the picture of us, and remembered him.
He was the best dog, the best FRIEND, I've ever had. - BlackSheepx, on 05/02/2008, -3/+29Awwww @ Flatten the baby picture.
- Ruger11mcrdpi, on 05/02/2008, -5/+31Whoever is afraid to let their kids play with animals should not allowed to be parents... for they will raise a generation of kids afraid of everything.
- serif69, on 05/03/2008, -6/+32Q: How do you get a baby in a bowl?
A: Blender.
Q: How do you get it out?
A: Tostitos - borninda818, on 05/03/2008, -7/+32Q: What is blue and sits in the corner?
A: A baby in a plastic bag.
Q: What is green and sits in a corner?
A: The same baby, six weeks later.
Note: Epic Thread, but I fear digg is becoming 4chan w/o the porn. - ChzPlz, on 05/02/2008, -1/+24Mmm... chocolate vanilla strawberry dog.
- Vindicoth, on 05/02/2008, -6/+29You know, up until the last picture, this could also be called
How to properly EAT a baby. - dafragsta, on 05/03/2008, -1/+24Humans do NOT look out for the pack. Humans SAY they look out for the pack so the pack doesn't kill them. Humans look out for themselves. You must not have a job that you actually go to every day do you?
- bradleyland, on 05/02/2008, -0/+23That's not a mirror, it's ripping off someone's images and placing them in your advertising-smatter of a web page.
- TJ11240, on 05/02/2008, -13/+34How to snap the neck of a baby
- mjn23, on 05/03/2008, -2/+23That's probably the sickest thing I've ever read. I can't stop laughing.
- mysedai, on 05/02/2008, -12/+33Q: What's pink and bubbly and taps on glass?
A: Baby in the microwave. - Shadowfox99, on 05/02/2008, -2/+22We will find that out on the next "Will it blend?"
- haikuFU, on 05/03/2008, -0/+20Actually, any dog trainer that's worth a ***** will tell you that you should NEVER allow your dog to do this to your kids. The dog is expressing dominance over the child, even though they look like he's playing or hugging the kid. Because the dog considers the child lower in the pack structure, it is more likely to bite the kid down the road.
- dafragsta, on 05/02/2008, -4/+24Dogs are better people than people. If we were ever going to learn to love, it should be from dogs.
- inactive, on 05/02/2008, -3/+22congratulations, that's the first time i've even not laughed at OM NOM NOM.
- FranksValli, on 05/02/2008, -2/+20Very cute! Both the dog and baby are obviously really enjoying themselves :)
- ru1dt, on 05/02/2008, -1/+19you forgot to mention your overwhelming sense of modesty
- inactive, on 05/03/2008, -6/+24What's worse than 10 babies in a garbage can?
One baby in ten garbage cans - dafragsta, on 05/02/2008, -5/+22I expanded this comment node and in the time it took to digg you down, 3 other people beat me to it. That was just one metric FUBAR unit over the line.
- freak3295, on 05/02/2008, -2/+18that wouldnt work.
- j2002, on 05/02/2008, -2/+18Ron Paul for President? - Seriously though, if you don't find this somewhat heartwarming then you're probably the kind of guy that throws puppies off a cliff for kicks.
- Enjoikr3w, on 05/03/2008, -4/+20Q: Why do Mexicans eat tamales during Christmas?
A: So they can have something to unwrap.
am i doing it rite? -
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