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  • cl2yp71c, on 11/23/2008, -3/+479It's a swimming simulator.
  • NixiePixel, on 11/23/2008, -17/+476"Hah hah guys, very funny. You can let me down now. Guys? Hello??"
  • Fatcheeseguy, on 11/23/2008, -8/+319I like turtles..
  • Aurabolt, on 11/23/2008, -4/+287At least it's a fitting title
  • 4321234, on 11/24/2008, -4/+261It's a post turtle.
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pos ...
  • Fatcheeseguy, on 11/23/2008, -2/+249http://www.bash.org/?98450
    This picture is another reason why 1 turtle is stoppable.
  • sockpuppets, on 11/24/2008, -3/+208leverage is turtlespeak for antigravity.
  • shortyjacobs, on 11/24/2008, -2/+197The word "leverage" doesn't mean what you think it means.
  • 560Benz, on 11/24/2008, -0/+148***** photographer
  • inactive, on 11/23/2008, -24/+143Guess what? Turtles often use their leverage to get out of these types of predicaments. Even when upside down.
  • soto4life, on 11/23/2008, -3/+120Poor turtle....
  • Chicken001, on 11/24/2008, -12/+106Correction. It's FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  • Rodik, on 11/23/2008, -2/+95Nice colors. it's a stylish turtle.
  • inactive, on 11/24/2008, -1/+86When turtles are upside down, they leverage their financial portfolio and pay someone to flip them over.
  • thegamingguy, on 11/24/2008, -3/+87You had me at FU
  • sockpuppets, on 11/24/2008, -2/+84Schrodinger's turtle is both stuck there forever and set free.

    Discuss.
  • DrZmobie, on 11/24/2008, -7/+86UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  • bdubatdi, on 11/23/2008, -14/+89funny thing is i read that exact same paragraph with "Obama" replaced by "Palin" and it was a lot funnier and more relevant

    nice try though
  • SSPink, on 11/24/2008, -5/+79Did you know that this was first made up about G. W. Bush?

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/postturtle.as ...
    Do you have any ideas or thoughts of your own you'd like to share? Or are you only capable of spamming things that were sent to you in anti-Obama e-mails?
  • eggdog14, on 11/24/2008, -3/+72incorrect. he is stuck there forever.



    and ever.
  • ElBeh, on 11/24/2008, -19/+79ACIIs are only funny if they're appropriate. It's ***** like you who ruin the internet by using jokes in the wrong place at the wrong time.
  • 4321234, on 11/24/2008, -5/+63UUUCCC-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER
  • Radica1Faith, on 11/24/2008, -18/+73UUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
  • sockpuppets, on 11/24/2008, -1/+44He uses a shellular, not a land line.
  • JoeMondo, on 11/24/2008, -20/+63That's a Post Turtle.
    ---------------------------

    A 70-year-old Texas Rancher got his hand caught in a gate while working cattle. He wrapped the hand in his bandana and drove his pickup to the doctor. While suturing the laceration, the doctor asked the old man about George W. Bush being in the White House.

    The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'Post Turtle.'"

    Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked what a Post Turtle was.

    The old man looked at him and drawled, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a Post Turtle."

    The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain:

    "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb bastard get down."
  • binky79, on 11/24/2008, -0/+42It's like the movie "Saw" for turtles.
  • Zeitgeister, on 11/23/2008, -3/+44watch out for the turtle crane kick
  • inactive, on 11/24/2008, -9/+50I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous.

    http://nauseous.ytmnd.com/
  • Goda90, on 11/24/2008, -2/+39"I do not think that word means what you think it means."
  • Thinkerofthings, on 11/23/2008, -1/+34turtle on a stick, sounds like a state fair vender
  • TrellSaracen, on 11/24/2008, -1/+34Inconceivable!
  • Namco, on 11/24/2008, -0/+33Actually, they climb out of their shell, kick the shell upright, get back in, turn red, then take off running at double their original speed. Oh yeah, if you kick them while they're upside-down, you get a gold coin from a sewer pipe.
  • crazzy88ss, on 11/24/2008, -1/+34Pimp my shell.
  • inactive, on 11/24/2008, -5/+37that took way too long.
  • Slade605, on 11/24/2008, -0/+31How? Buried alive from a ***** meme?
  • bullsfan03, on 11/24/2008, -2/+33Hey thanks! This same damned thing was posted a few comments up!
  • Maverick76, on 11/24/2008, -0/+31I think its someone rolling a wheel of cheese
  • Paulish, on 11/24/2008, -0/+28Without the word "fail" in it too!
  • l800LEMMINGS, on 11/24/2008, -2/+30a turtle will die from being upside down for too long, their organs sink to the other side and it's difficult for them to breathe a long time this way, although if they rotated in the proper increments of time then they might be unstoppable
  • hugopolsky, on 11/24/2008, -2/+30What's so bad about that? why can't he just wiggle and fall off?!

    turtles these days...

    lazy pieces of crap
  • fwertz, on 11/24/2008, -1/+29WE PUT AN AQUARIUM IN YO' AQUARIUM SO YOU CAN SWIM WHILE YOU SWIM.
  • inactive, on 11/24/2008, -7/+34That's nonsense.
  • hmemcpy, on 11/24/2008, -2/+29fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
  • Locke23, on 11/24/2008, -2/+28yes yes, it's funny.. but please lets stop politicizing every goddamn article.
  • crushfan, on 11/24/2008, -2/+27Maybe mountain goats put it there.. Nobody knows.
  • inactive, on 11/24/2008, -2/+26After many nay-sayers told me that my turtle trap wouldn't work, BAM! I proved them all wrong!
  • Incidents, on 11/24/2008, -1/+24wat.
  • pintomp3, on 11/24/2008, -3/+25ZOMG! since 2007?!?! that's like way back when jesus rode dinosaurs!
  • tehphoberer, on 11/24/2008, -1/+23uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
  • cl2yp71c, on 11/24/2008, -4/+26I think he meant 'momentum'.
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