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  • tjClassic82, on 06/25/2008, -40/+26LOL, this is bad but funny.
  • hopeserenity, on 06/25/2008, -23/+12For Real! We'll send Canada Geese!!
  • tj241, on 06/25/2008, -30/+49Ha! He ducked a little too low I guess
  • mydigga, on 06/25/2008, -19/+9L.I.B.
  • samimy, on 06/25/2008, -23/+9Cutey ducky gotta duggy!
  • sinisa10, on 06/25/2008, -20/+13She went on a mission underwater
    • MattFid, on 06/25/2008, -13/+4It's a he. And you're stupid.
      • doctechnical, on 06/25/2008, -2/+4Then it's a misleading headline. It should be "Drake Suicide".
        • sexybobo, on 06/25/2008, -1/+9duck is the species name a female duck is a hen a male duck is a drake
          Kinda like with chickens a chicken is the species name the female is a hen the male is a rooster.
        • Goblin, on 06/25/2008, -5/+4*****.
      • gabiciocan, on 06/26/2008, -0/+1you sir - matt fid - are an idiot
  • TheSquid, on 06/25/2008, -16/+202Looks fake
  • frostyausty, on 06/25/2008, -20/+13Poor duck.. probably watched Get Smart.
    • bytor4232, on 06/25/2008, -1/+15I heard he couldn't take life after the Love Guru.
  • Monkeydew06, on 06/25/2008, -7/+335Buried as lame.
    • blackinthmiddle, on 06/25/2008, -2/+8And for having a misleading title.
    • bhavinp, on 06/26/2008, -1/+2It was simply looking for food. This was lame.
  • MattFid, on 06/25/2008, -13/+240Buried as fake... and lame.
    • jordansky, on 06/25/2008, -2/+14The bubble sound effect gave it away.
    • ensta2, on 06/25/2008, -2/+13Buried as stupid... and fake... and lame.
    • bstew22, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2Buried as dumb...and stupid...and fake...and lame.
    • tcpip4lyfe, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2I'm a little pissed off that this got to the front page.
      • DrumRobC, on 07/01/2008, -0/+1Buried as dumb, stupid, fake, lame, and dumb.
  • cr250guy, on 06/25/2008, -11/+140real duck suicide, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMLFvlyQKaY
    This is both sad and hilarious.
    • thespanielator, on 06/25/2008, -1/+21that's bad, bad but compelling

      worth submitting in its own right.....unless it already has been
      • CasinoJack, on 06/25/2008, -1/+7Am I going to hell for finding that video side-splittingly funny?
    • Inohavehalos, on 06/25/2008, -10/+39Considering there was a pond down at the bottom I doubt they actually died
      • cnot3, on 06/25/2008, -7/+28Seriously doubt that pond comes right up to the side of the building....
        • Ryan2845, on 06/26/2008, -0/+7Considering there is grass on top of it, i'd wager it's a retaining wall, not the side of a building.
        • Larsonal777, on 06/26/2008, -0/+5Seriously doubt that is a building...
      • nonymous666, on 06/25/2008, -1/+6They had better have tucked their little wings in on the way down before hitting the water.
      • burjzyntski, on 06/25/2008, -5/+4have you ever jumped into the water from 30+ feet?
        it doesn't tickle.
        • BOFH2, on 06/25/2008, -0/+9They weigh very very little. I am not saying that did not die but they survive doing this out trees.
        • crowleston, on 06/26/2008, -0/+1I've never seen a duck in a tree.
    • mnemy, on 06/25/2008, -1/+16Maybe the duck mated with a lemming.
    • MajorOutage, on 06/25/2008, -4/+19they were learning to fly. most birds do this.
    • OzzieAlThor, on 06/25/2008, -4/+62REAL suicide. Not for kids...

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K76VdmkXSRQ
    • Elliuotatar, on 06/25/2008, -2/+16Raccoon suicide:
      http://youtube.com/watch?v=rc_aYZPCNKQ
    • Daggerfall, on 06/25/2008, -2/+7Considering how people are laughing and such, I doubt they're plummeting to their deaths..
      • theOster, on 06/25/2008, -1/+13well, they *are* german...
        • dmurphy, on 06/25/2008, -1/+4and those *are* jewish ducks.

          too soon?
      • directedition, on 06/26/2008, -0/+5I dunno, I just assume the vast majority of people are insensitive pricks who can't separate a family of ducks plummeting to their deaths from Wile E. Coyote.
    • burnin8r28, on 06/25/2008, -2/+16drugs can do that. the mom looked like she was on quack.
    • Disregard, on 06/25/2008, -3/+4Lesson for the day - animals under 1 pound can't reach terminal velocity under normal conditions.
      • Qeveren, on 06/26/2008, -0/+4"You can drop a mouse down a thousand-yard mine shaft; and, on arriving at the bottom, it gets a slight shock and walks away, provided that the ground is fairly soft. A rat is killed, a man is broken, a horse splashes."
      • eyemdan, on 06/26/2008, -0/+3Since when does terminal velocity equal death? I was always taught it was the max velocity an object could attain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminal_velocity).

        Skydiver achieve terminal velocity all the time and they rarely die. Some even bounce.

        If I an understanding the "lesson of the day" correctly then animals (are other objects besides living things included in this rule?) under one pound will not fall if dropped since they will achieve no velocity?.

        Someone have a tall building? I'll bring the rats and we'll test this out.
        • sjps220, on 06/26/2008, -0/+4You're right. The "terminal" in terminal velocity doesn't have anything to do with death, but that confuses some people I think.
    • ciaran036, on 06/25/2008, -0/+1much better! Why wasn't this dugg instead?
    • Conguent, on 06/26/2008, -0/+1If Moonlight Sonata or something was playing I might have cried.
    • MRCAB, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2there's watter you can see it. and why would EVERYONE be laughing at ducks jumping to their death? :-p
  • mrgodai, on 06/25/2008, -2/+112it's just a duck doing what a duck normally do.. trying to find food.
    • LUCCHINA, on 06/25/2008, -2/+4No... It's an fx, of course ! ;-D
    • CCB0x45, on 06/25/2008, -1/+16A duck doing what every duck does about every 10 minutes at least, hitting the front page, shows us one clear fact: Digg users never get outside. Dugg up to show digg the wonders of life outside their mother's basement.
      • wamitch, on 06/25/2008, -0/+8Seriously. I can't believe I'm seeing this on the front page.
  • luke16, on 06/25/2008, -3/+145If this reaches front page, i will eat my hat
  • ladaki, on 06/25/2008, -16/+30looks like he quacked under the pressure
  • s4g4n, on 06/25/2008, -12/+3This is what its like playing Duckhunt with george bush, yes he's that stupid.
    • pencilneck, on 06/25/2008, -0/+7huh? Maybe I'm "that stupid" as well because I don't understand the connection you are trying to make. Other than the video is of a duck looking for food and you stating that GW Bush plays NES Duckhunt. Does Dick play Metriod? Rice play SMB 3? Details please.
  • DeskFlyer, on 06/25/2008, -13/+3MR DUCKS
  • duggtodeath, on 06/25/2008, -3/+32*facepalm*
    • BlackJackJester, on 06/25/2008, -1/+1I've got a little ASCII thing for that....lets see...Ah!

      V.v.V
  • IpHa, on 06/25/2008, -3/+62FAKE! The duck just disappears with out leaving any ripples in the water.
    • benburned, on 06/25/2008, -0/+12That just means that the duck is really a ninja.
      • leerayIG88, on 06/25/2008, -0/+7but you never see ninjas in the first place.
    • havocjaw, on 06/25/2008, -0/+0"Thank you Captain Obvious"
  • dabura, on 06/25/2008, -10/+4Why......WHY ???!!!???
    *leave possible explanation for duck suicidal/homicidal delima *
  • jtingley, on 06/25/2008, -4/+43FAKE! not a very convincing edit. Buried as crap!
  • FurryToaster, on 06/25/2008, -4/+35This is actually a deleted scene from "The Happening" - and this was the best part.
    • directedition, on 06/26/2008, -0/+1Deleted for craptastic visual effects and ignorance of basic physics.
  • slapshot24, on 06/25/2008, -12/+4Quack in peace.
  • Inohavehalos, on 06/25/2008, -10/+5How is this bad in any way? It's completely fake AND lame
  • Harabeck, on 06/25/2008, -3/+28Its a duck looking for food... How could anyone be ignorant enough to even think of connecting this to suicide?
    • directedition, on 06/26/2008, -0/+1Because the movie "The Happening" is about events such as this. It's quite likely that this is viral marketing.
  • Jsmuli2, on 06/25/2008, -6/+8This is crap, maybe next time
  • swrostmore, on 06/25/2008, -4/+11Buried, a duck catching fish or whatever is not good enough to be on digg. cowsgonemad > Lucchina
  • douch3mom, on 06/25/2008, -7/+2Oh god no! The plants in NYC really are causing suicidal thoughts...
  • BlackHatFerret, on 06/25/2008, -7/+2What a cruel world :(

    RIP Sweet Prince
  • saltinekracka20, on 06/25/2008, -3/+20You do realize ducks eat fish? Coupled with the fact that fish live underwater, I'm not sure why so many people are finding this odd.
  • seedplanter, on 06/25/2008, -6/+2I think a turtle got the duck.
  • mnemy, on 06/25/2008, -2/+12Ducks swim under water to catch fish.... i think.
  • mcdougan, on 06/25/2008, -7/+3new york does that to some people
  • sylvok, on 06/25/2008, -3/+48Buried, ducks do this all the time. Anyone who dugg this should leave the internet NOW!
    • directedition, on 06/26/2008, -0/+1Anyone who can't tell it's a very cheaply done visual effect should leave the internet NOW!
  • hammerpants, on 06/25/2008, -4/+8So lame with even lamer comments. Where's the bury brigade when you need it?
  • Thekirby45, on 06/25/2008, -7/+3***** thats epic
  • Ansem, on 06/25/2008, -2/+20Why is this on the front page?
    • iPissExcellence, on 06/26/2008, -0/+2a glitch in the matrix. move along.
  • mfhayes, on 06/25/2008, -2/+10I would have expected to receive this in an email forward from my mom.

    This may be the dumbest thing I've ever seen on Digg.
  • sspeedracer, on 06/25/2008, -4/+4buried for being stupid fake that a 5 year old could do. give me back my 30 seconds please
  • digiframes, on 06/25/2008, -2/+2I saw two rats break dance to Micheal Jackson's Beat It in Union Square, so nothing seems to surprise anymore.
  • dillacom, on 06/25/2008, -4/+11lame
  • DrZocktahedron, on 06/25/2008, -3/+12This is really lame.
  • aircool, on 06/25/2008, -7/+3Duck-a-cide
  • atact88, on 06/25/2008, -5/+5Lame because the editing is so obvious.
  • mykotron, on 06/25/2008, -2/+12Lame is apparently the key word here. I agree.
  • DarkSenay, on 06/25/2008, -2/+13Its a duck feeding.

    Take a look at feeder decoys as proof.
    http://www.cabelas.com/prod-1/0005846220049a.shtml

    Goddamn NY city boys
  • Metropolis, on 06/25/2008, -3/+30Front page? Seriously? Come on Digg, this is the kind of ***** that makes us look bad.
  • wenomspitta, on 06/25/2008, -3/+2get the ***** out... :D
  • pjpark, on 06/25/2008, -3/+2Everything you ever wanted to know about Digg: these comments right here.
  • IpHa, on 06/25/2008, -3/+19How did a horrible fake like this make it to the front page? Please tell me that the Digg community isn't this retarded.
  • rubaaan, on 06/25/2008, -4/+5in before the aflac jokes.
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