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- dijoalex, on 09/30/2008, -4/+98Mooving, heartfelt story
- prunch, on 09/30/2008, -18/+97Udderly amazing!
I made a funny - steve9924, on 09/30/2008, -5/+56Wow, she really milked that getup ....
- rootsm3, on 09/30/2008, -0/+44One month in the clink for that?! What's this world coming to when you can't terrorize your neighborhood in the latest bovine wear?
- jupit, on 09/30/2008, -1/+44I can just see the kids faces when she was going after them.
- seltaeb4, on 09/30/2008, -1/+44Damn it, Mom! Not AGAIN!!!
- carnitas, on 09/30/2008, -2/+43Hahaha - That picture is hilarious!
- chicagojack, on 09/30/2008, -0/+36she looks like a cow
- nikehat, on 09/30/2008, -0/+33Wonder what her beef with children was though.
- ileftfark, on 09/30/2008, -2/+34To err is human, but to forgive, bovine.
- meerkat7, on 09/30/2008, -2/+33i wonder how she managed to pee while in the suit... hmmmm
- serif69, on 09/30/2008, -0/+29"32-year-old Michelle Allen of Middleton, Ohio was just minding her business, urinating on a neighbor’s porch while dressed as a cow"
That is easily the best thing I have ever read on Digg. - swordedge, on 09/30/2008, -3/+29Arrested for Moooving violations.
- ethanator1088, on 09/30/2008, -2/+28If she was from the south she could have been a " cow belle " ... i know i tretched on that one :-)
- Blurker, on 09/30/2008, -1/+25It would have been funnier if you hadn't felt the need to point out your joke.
- AmyVernon, on 09/30/2008, -0/+24My favorite part was that no one seemed to be able to answer why she was wearing the costume.
- Haoie, on 09/30/2008, -1/+20I'm sure you could tip her over, too.
- cl2yp71c, on 10/01/2008, -0/+19Inaccurate.
It's a cow in a woman-suit. - rootsm3, on 09/30/2008, -0/+18Oh it's just Michelle is probably what they were thinking.
- sbcea, on 09/30/2008, -0/+18"...the finest mug shot in the history of the world" ... Nick Nolte's got nothing on this woman.
- xero69, on 09/30/2008, -0/+17Obviously it was a "mad cow" costume and she was just staying in character.
- Gregbertt, on 09/30/2008, -1/+18And if it wasn't in the article itself...
- camillarowan, on 09/30/2008, -2/+18aahhh criminal furries!
- dty2010, on 09/30/2008, -2/+18Every few weeks of using digg, I start to think, "Why do I still come here?" And then something like this happens.
- TigerMoJo, on 09/30/2008, -3/+18God damn furries!
- 1jaxstate1, on 09/30/2008, -1/+16WTF, I can't believe they let her keep the suit on...wait, maybe it's not a suit!
no one knows why she was wearing the suit, "..maybe because she's awesome" +1 - thegrantman, on 09/30/2008, -2/+16Through the udders.
- LawnMowerKitten, on 09/30/2008, -3/+17Cowabunga.
- inactive, on 09/30/2008, -2/+16Anonymous is EVERYWHERE.
- dzhastin, on 09/30/2008, -0/+13This original article has the entire, uncropped picture (check out the udders!!!) and better writing. The last sentence kills me.
"The report did not speculate as to why Allen was wearing the cow suit."
http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/17589970/detail.html? ... - unklesam666, on 09/30/2008, -4/+17UDDER CHAOS!!!!
land of the free - home of the "you're going to jail if somebody feels weird about your behaviour" - rug009, on 09/30/2008, -2/+13Do you even know what the udders are for?
- inactive, on 09/30/2008, -2/+12I thought "Moo-Moo's" were maternity wear
- acyork, on 09/30/2008, -1/+11"EAT MOR CHIKEN"
http://www.chick-fil-a.com/#thecows - naugrim, on 09/30/2008, -0/+9I work at a psychiatric hospital, and you'd be surprised the amount of clients that come in after doing crazy ***** like this. On second thought, I doubt you'd be surprised at all.
*facepalm* - Mankrik, on 09/30/2008, -2/+11Least she's not with PETA?
- doremon313, on 09/30/2008, -0/+8put lipstick on a cow and it causes chaos
- pixelguru, on 10/01/2008, -0/+8IT'S APOCALYPSE COW!!!!!
- stealthc, on 10/01/2008, -0/+7I'm pretty sure trespassing and vandalism are legitimate crimes. Just see how your neighbor takes next time you pee on his lawn furniture.
- wastelander, on 09/30/2008, -0/+7More cow bell!
- boardthis, on 09/30/2008, -1/+7say cheese!
- chungmaster, on 09/30/2008, -3/+9peepee?
- gabbagabba, on 09/30/2008, -2/+8What a fat cow
- ChromaVita, on 10/01/2008, -2/+8MOOOOve along. Nothing to see here.
- allan17, on 10/01/2008, -0/+6"urinating on a neighbor ’s porch while dressed as a cow"
***** awesome. - nd_miller, on 09/30/2008, -0/+6What do you call a thumbnail, that when clicked supplies a smaller version of the selected image?
- maz2331, on 10/01/2008, -0/+5Huh?
Blocking traffic, peeing on the neighbor's porch, and generally acting like a complete drunken idiot is a damn good reason to toss anyone in the can. Seriously, the woman needs some major mental health treatment (or maybe just a chance to dry out, but I'm betting on the former here).
This is one of the few times I'd have even said "meh" if they tazed her. Hell, she's lucky whoever's porch she relieved herself on didn't SHOOT her. People do get a wee bit upset about stuff like that, you know.
It's actually a nice story that she didn't end up injured. - DeathJux, on 10/01/2008, -0/+5I would suggest either settling down, or perhaps obtaining medicine to aid you.
If a drunk person, running around in traffic, isn't dealt with, in ANY civilized country, there will be problems, injuries, or deaths. - quiznos, on 10/01/2008, -0/+5Must have a had a real beef with her neighbor...
- blackhydra, on 09/30/2008, -0/+5...what?
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