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- zanyjim, on 05/05/2008, -9/+392Probably not the first time shes had a pecker in her face
- wynbennett, on 05/05/2008, -2/+363How can a Titanic reenactment go well?
- TheThirdLevel, on 05/05/2008, -11/+276BOOM HEADSHOT.
- SoundJudgment, on 05/05/2008, -3/+184"HEAD-ON... Apply directly to the forehead!"
- Danktolker, on 05/05/2008, -6/+185The bird noticed that she wasn't wearing a bra and took a bad angle on his boob dive.
- bixby1, on 05/05/2008, -33/+204Real or not, funnier n' hell.
- PaulOwen, on 05/05/2008, -3/+131Many years ago, I used to work on a passenger ship doing their on-board IT stuff. We regularly used to have passengers (mostly couples) asking
"Can we go right to the front of the ship?"
to which the standard reply was
"No you can't do the titanic thing on the bow". - xtrench, on 05/05/2008, -4/+91Shopped, I can tell by the 'no ***** way that ever gonna happen in real life'.
- jameshickmott, on 05/05/2008, -6/+92Gotcha nose.
- hasslinthehoff, on 05/05/2008, -8/+86Rose: Hello Jack. I changed my mind. They said you might be out here.
Jack: Shhh. Gimme your hand. Now close your eyes, go on. Now step up. Now hold on to the railing. Keep your eyes closed, don't peek.
Rose: I'm not.
Jack: Step up on the railing. Hold on, hold on. Keep your eyes closed. Do you trust me?
Rose: I trust you.
[Jack opens Rose's arms]
Jack: All right. Open your eyes.
Rose: [gasp] I'm flying, Jack!
SMACK!
Rose: Owww! Oh God. My nose!
Jack: Oh, you're bleeding!
Rose: [starts crying]I trusted you!
Jack: I'm sorry, but it wasn't my fault!
Rose: You bastard. I'm telling my fiance what you've done! [Runs away]
Jack: Rose! Wait! Rose!
[Jack is apprehended by the ship's crew and thrown overboard while Rose cheers them on. The End.]
If only that happened... if only... - thcobbs, on 05/05/2008, -0/+59Tell that to Fabio.
- MarsSentinel, on 05/05/2008, -7/+65Dugg for breasts. Breasts are so cool.
- NanoStuff, on 05/05/2008, -0/+40Done in reverse. Dead people raise a sunken ship, bring it back to shore and eat cookies.
- groone, on 05/05/2008, -8/+47I'm happy to see she isn't wearing a bra.
- alpha94, on 05/05/2008, -1/+37There's an image section for just this type of .... image.
- plytheman, on 05/05/2008, -4/+34*generic reply concerning visible pixels*
- HumbleDialog, on 05/05/2008, -2/+30I thought that Leo DID die at the end.
- quomen, on 05/05/2008, -20/+46This picture is so simple yet hilarious.
- Hanker, on 05/05/2008, -2/+26I think its just Rick Astley
- drakenlot, on 05/05/2008, -2/+23*generic combo breaker*
- mhuggins, on 05/05/2008, -1/+20This from the guy who can't spell "you're"!
- doctechnical, on 05/05/2008, -1/+20Knight to Queen's Bishop 2 - check.
- toonworld, on 05/05/2008, -2/+21the whiny bitch dies at the end?
- Stupidumb, on 05/05/2008, -2/+20*****, THAT IS WEIRD!
- inactive, on 05/05/2008, -2/+20Buried-Check
- diggerine, on 05/05/2008, -2/+19* generic meh *
- Murdats, on 05/05/2008, -2/+19*generic addition on my prior experiences of having been exposed to photoshopped images*
- Spraypaint, on 05/05/2008, -0/+17Am I the only person who actually reopened the page just to see?
- 0tis, on 05/05/2008, -3/+20*generic failure to accept that the combo has been broken*
- Jarasmen, on 05/05/2008, -1/+17Wasn't that Pirates of the Carribean?
- BinaryDelt, on 05/05/2008, -1/+16Any woman who makes you do that isn't "the one".
End o' story. - thcobbs, on 05/05/2008, -0/+14http://www.ultimaterollercoaster.com/news/archives ...
I wouldn't say that he "enjoyed" it... - krische, on 05/05/2008, -0/+12The ending of the titanic? you know when she's floating on the door by herself.
- sotopheavy, on 05/05/2008, -0/+11Titanic Fail!
- Pixelante, on 05/05/2008, -1/+11He was talking about Billy Zane.
- Tokyosexwhale, on 05/05/2008, -2/+11Unfortunately for Tom, Sandy's "Seagull Incident" made her terrified of things coming right at her face, ruining their sex life and damning Tom to an eternity of loneliness.
- Mekanikles, on 05/05/2008, -3/+12you're not very clever, are you?
- ktorbeck, on 05/05/2008, -0/+8My life story. A few weeks ago I was standing in the parking lot of DeVry University's Chicago campus when a seagull crashed in to my head. I did not see the bird coming only a quick flash of white and BANG!!! Well both the seagull and I were fine, but to make things worse when I walked into the building the security guard joked "Would you like to press charges?" I just know that at some point in the future a video is going to show up on AFV. My Luck!!
- temporaryescape, on 05/05/2008, -1/+9he enjoys taking it in the face?
- Mecdude, on 05/05/2008, -0/+8Can we stop using the word pwnd. Please dad, please.
- hadak, on 05/05/2008, -2/+9And here I was - thinking the boat wouldn't sink.
- metalmilitia430, on 05/05/2008, -0/+7I hate your commercials... but I love your product.
- RealmDown, on 05/05/2008, -3/+9This is a fine example of what to do with trademarks ---- shove 'em up the end.
- xtrench, on 05/05/2008, -4/+10C-C-C-COMBO-BREAKER -check.
- mysedai, on 05/05/2008, -1/+7I'm so lucky to have a set of my very own!
- koick, on 05/05/2008, -2/+8DeVry: Where even the seagulls are retarded.
- ricopicouk, on 05/05/2008, -0/+6lemee see.
- Pixelante, on 05/05/2008, -0/+5It ain't done properly if she doesn't sink.
- speedyrev, on 05/05/2008, -4/+9Would have made the original movie more interesting.
- learn2, on 05/05/2008, -1/+6over 9000? - check
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