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These Kids Will Make You Smile - Guaranteed [PICS]

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  • macamatition, on 03/02/2008, -30/+141None made me smile, but the the "baby" in the fridge makes me concerned.
    • Lain1k, on 03/02/2008, -1/+196I know, it will never stay fresh with the door open.
      • wild, on 03/02/2008, -4/+46Damnit. I really have to stop drinking while reading Digg comments. I am tired off cleaning off my monitor.
        • viruz, on 03/02/2008, -14/+5c'mon, seriously, i can't believe that anyone would actually spit all over their monitor.
          That has to be the most retarded and overly used exaggeration on the net.
          I have not once seen any of my colleagues, friends or family spit on any monitor.
          • Nimphious, on 03/02/2008, -0/+11Although when represented in cartoons or poorly directed ads or movies, it is in-fact exaggerated that they spit-out the entire contents of their mouth, whereas in reality, it's more like a held-in snort that tends to accidentally "let-fly" a few drops or a small splash of the fluid.

            It isn't anywhere near as much as they exaggerate it to be, but it still happens, and it is still annoying to clean off when it's sticky liquid, like a carbonated drink, or juice.
          • Zalyster, on 03/02/2008, -0/+3Oh no, it happens. Trust me.
            I've been spit on enough times to know.
          • strangewill, on 03/02/2008, -0/+1I've done it before, but it needs some kind of side-hurting laughter amount of humor.
        • FatPhizzle, on 03/02/2008, -2/+5At first glance, I thought u meant the other type of drinking. I pictured a moniter covered in vomit lmao
        • LeeSoong, on 03/02/2008, -0/+1This will solve your monitor problem, as long as your PC supports video out:

          http://www.thinkgeek.com/electronics/video/a29b/

          that, and using a drinking straw...
      • jcaino, on 03/02/2008, -1/+13i think that certainly is one of the best comments i've read all day. surprised this wasn't submitted by mrbabyman. *ba-da-duh-crash*
        • Nimphious, on 03/02/2008, -0/+8There's only two drums.
          *Ba-dum-tiss*
          • jtbandes, on 03/06/2008, -0/+1Joke time!
            What do you get when you drop two drums and a cymbal off a cliff?

            Bu-dum tshhh!
      • kastlip88, on 03/02/2008, -0/+1You sir win a internet for your excellent comment
    • davidkeithjones, on 03/02/2008, -4/+11I know. Who are these parents? The first pic is shopped anyway, it was the only good one. The rest of the pictures are just slack jawed parenting. What trouble? Get the camera!
      • Mike89, on 03/03/2008, -0/+3Oh god, come on. How exactly is letting their children piss outside "slack jawed parenting"? Perhaps they should've bubbled wrapped their kids once they were out of the womb?
    • mikesbaker, on 03/02/2008, -2/+9how much of a cynic are you?
    • djh816, on 03/02/2008, -0/+24would have helped if they didn't have those stupid captions...
    • NathanMahdavi, on 03/02/2008, -3/+5they made me laugh/smile...
    • tim710, on 03/02/2008, -1/+11baby in a fridge gets you concerned, but toddler sticking knife in electrical socket while parents take picture doesn't?
    • slimBoost, on 03/02/2008, -0/+1it made me hungry
  • caponumen, on 03/02/2008, -11/+31LOL, Young Dr. Evil dropped an ace on dad's back......
    • macweirdo42, on 03/02/2008, -0/+14I love the expression on his face.
    • vidaliasweet, on 03/02/2008, -0/+8Stewie Griffin lives!
    • wondertwins, on 03/02/2008, -2/+1wheres the pinky next to the mouth?
      btw, young doctor evil's name is Scott.
      • Balloondoggies, on 03/02/2008, -1/+0no, young Dr Evil is still Dr Evil, Dr Evil's son is named Scott (and I don't think he is a doctor...)
  • ispeakasian, on 03/02/2008, -48/+44I didn't smile. Gimme my money back.
    • burreato, on 03/02/2008, -3/+6Well now I feel like a dick for having laughed at a couple of them.
    • Cid420, on 03/02/2008, -3/+7*Flicks penny at head*
      • rentmitchum, on 03/02/2008, -2/+2When I pay a penny for head I usually itch bad later.
        /fictional characters
    • icenineiv, on 03/02/2008, -2/+3Heartless bastard.
    • Incomp3tnt, on 03/02/2008, -0/+2I agree. Didn't find one the least bit funny.
    • BobbyMC, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1When are we going to get around to banning all these soccer moms and dickless daddies?
  • edithsan, on 03/02/2008, -23/+19Love it! Especially the first one with the exposed mommy.
  • GalacticRerun, on 03/02/2008, -20/+401Those pictures really warmed my heart, and the comments were hi-larious! The writer should try stand up, or voice over for a funniest animals video clip show while some other guy plays side-splittingly funny sound effects.

    You know what else would be a good idea? Let's round up all these funny pictures and email them to lots and lots of people who would hopefully send them to their friends and so on. And we'll write something like "if you don't send this email to 10 other people by today you will never find your one true love".

    Seriously, who's digging this utter *****?
    • shit, on 03/02/2008, -4/+29These idiots:

      http://digg.com/people/These_Kids_Will_Make_You_Sm ...
    • Grommy, on 03/02/2008, -2/+15I'm tempted to digg the entire article just so more people read your comment.
    • bwdd, on 03/02/2008, -3/+4Not me, I'm a happy burier.
    • mGARANDEUR1, on 03/02/2008, -2/+7Nothing good every reached digg anymore. I haven't heard a tech story in the longest time.
      • GhostyBoy, on 03/02/2008, -1/+2I'm not a tech guy, but I'm smart enough to know that this iste would suck if we lost all the dudes who made it cool in the first place.
    • MikiMac, on 03/02/2008, -1/+1i suggest:
      "if you don't send this email to 10 other people by today you will die by decapitation withing 48 hrs".
    • Ataxia2008, on 03/02/2008, -1/+4Seriously, the pictures weren't funny and the comments just made them worse. Buried
    • Premier, on 03/02/2008, -3/+2I'm guessing none of you have kids then
      • photokeith, on 03/02/2008, -1/+0I have two kids. These weren't funny the first thousand times they were emailed to me, nor are they now.
      • GalacticRerun, on 03/02/2008, -1/+1I also have one kid. What's your point? This article is still *****.
  • ImTheManWhoRU, on 03/02/2008, -20/+5Dugg for the kids "watering" the plants
  • dannenberg, on 03/02/2008, -16/+5☺
  • 1randomguy08, on 03/02/2008, -20/+11Dugg for the hungry kid biting the cats tail.
    • mhearne, on 03/02/2008, -0/+5I'll bet that was about 2 seconds before that poor kid was scratched and bitten -- that was not a happy looking cat!
    • homeagain1, on 03/02/2008, -0/+1Who finds that funny on any level?
  • theysayjump, on 03/02/2008, -13/+66What exactly is the guarantee because those were all pretty lame?

    Will you guarantee that you won't post more of these? Please?
    • trumpydumpy, on 03/02/2008, -0/+0no, digg will continue to have stupid pics and videos skyrocket to the top, because digg is being slammed with this ***** in order to keep real news and posts from making it to the front page.
  • anotherdigguser, on 03/02/2008, -21/+4We gave you a chance
    To water the plants.
    We didn't mean THAT way,
    Now zip up your pants!
  • ohhaiitsryan, on 03/02/2008, -6/+90i could really do without the lame ass subtitles
  • martinherrera, on 03/02/2008, -8/+73how is a kid jamming a knife into an outlet going to make me smile? and that was a good parent, instead of stopping the kid, they grab the camera instead
    • Omgitzurdad, on 03/02/2008, -5/+0its not him jamming it its the after effect of his action that is funny
    • diktator279, on 03/02/2008, -0/+1He was perfectly fine, that outlet has never worked right.
    • minnymoo, on 03/02/2008, -0/+1it reminded me of the time i tried to pull out the keys *someone* stuck into an outlet.
      i blew up.
    • BillMoocho, on 03/02/2008, -1/+0The parent probably DID stop the kid from doing this, but then thought it would be a funny pose for her to take a picture of so they got their kid to pose for it.
  • Paroparo, on 03/02/2008, -17/+12Now this is a surprise. I was expecting a zillion old reposts, but there wasn't a single image there that I had seen before. dugg for just that, not to mention how funny most of them were.
  • terminalpariah, on 03/02/2008, -2/+214I think my mom realized I don't read her e-mails. She's obviously trying to contact me through Digg submissions!
  • rvandy, on 03/02/2008, -3/+24ugh, babies. *shudder*
  • Scyth3, on 03/02/2008, -4/+112None of those made me laugh, however here's one that has [sfw]: http://i32.tinypic.com/aewdg1.jpg
    • ritubpant, on 03/02/2008, -0/+6lol. that's funny. thanks for sharing
    • anagoge, on 03/02/2008, -3/+5These images are really grating on me.
    • uziko, on 03/02/2008, -1/+3i think we should install those at every park
  • paintpro, on 03/02/2008, -2/+25nice ass
    • slipkn0tz23, on 03/02/2008, -1/+3thx
    • deadlift, on 03/02/2008, -0/+2I'd tap and give her another one of the little ones
    • Genetico, on 03/02/2008, -1/+2Judging by the kids clothing, that picture was probaly from 1994 which means mom might not be looking so sexy right now.
      • deadlift, on 03/02/2008, -1/+2so you are the resident Adolescent Clothing Historian?

        pedobear approve
  • Kikkomann, on 03/02/2008, -4/+15"Now I know why cats can’t be trained as good as dogs"
    (Picture of the baby biting the cat's tail)

    At least this caption is better than what I got in the e-mail a few years back - "Pussy Eating".


  • PcCrasher, on 03/02/2008, -8/+4HAHAHAH i used to draw on my brother's face when he was sleeping lol!!
  • ritubpant, on 03/02/2008, -5/+3bring back the memories
  • Picaroon, on 03/02/2008, -4/+11SAGE
  • silversword990, on 03/02/2008, -14/+43Please bury this.
    • Ataxia2008, on 03/02/2008, -2/+1The article or your comment? Buried both either way so....
    • piXelatedEmpire, on 03/03/2008, -0/+1you're not the boss of me
  • carbonetc, on 03/02/2008, -4/+21My grandma found these hilarious.
  • clemtinite, on 03/02/2008, -5/+5Bloody horrible.
  • terryhuang, on 03/02/2008, -6/+1First one is the best
    I did that when I was small.
    • ritubpant, on 03/02/2008, -1/+1not good ;-)
    • Section1, on 03/02/2008, -0/+5Which means you probably won't get to now. . . . .
    • deadlift, on 03/02/2008, -2/+1epic, lol. i did that too. one time i went under the skirt (lying on the floor) epic.
  • bromac, on 03/02/2008, -6/+4MILF.
  • homerang, on 03/02/2008, -7/+3Contractions are good. I suggest their use.
  • Sputs, on 03/02/2008, -3/+34The captions just made it worse
  • cl2yp71c, on 03/02/2008, -4/+2The down-hill skating one looks pretty damn fun!
    • ritubpant, on 03/02/2008, -0/+1yeah that looks pretty scary. I would dare it only if I was a kid not knowing what I was doing
    • mal1964, on 03/02/2008, -0/+1I think Its an optical illusion.
  • kamaruus, on 03/02/2008, -1/+2That kid jumping into the leaves looks like Calvin
  • elias, on 03/02/2008, -3/+61i wasted 15 mins of my free trail AOL version 4 disk .....
  • NorCal91642, on 03/02/2008, -2/+6http://eenjoyment.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/1 ...
    How is that funny, that is bad.
    • KingPsyz, on 03/02/2008, -0/+7agreed, child endangerment isn't guaranteed to make me smile.

      what kind of douchebag leaves an infant with a ***** up kid like that and then stops to grab the camera before making sure the baby can I don't know SEE OR BREATHE?
  • supremespleen, on 03/02/2008, -7/+2I hate kids.
    • mal1964, on 03/02/2008, -1/+1Many just took a huge sign of relief.
      sarcasm
      • mal1964, on 03/02/2008, -0/+6Then after that they took a huge sigh of relief
  • TheTaint, on 03/02/2008, -7/+2I did crack a couple of pedo-smiles while lookin.
  • eatcrayons, on 03/02/2008, -1/+25Surprised I didn't hear some MIDI Benny Hill music on the page with a hit counter at the bottom.
  • gabrielg01, on 03/02/2008, -5/+3first pic: MILF!
  • smurf22, on 03/02/2008, -1/+21I like how the description is "These images are funny"
  • Section1, on 03/02/2008, -4/+12 "These Kids Will Make You Smile - Guaranteed "
    I want my money back, you presumed too much.
    Maybe if I was a parent I might give a crap about how cute it is when kids are annoying, but still I think I would want to dole out the punishment not smile
  • santixar, on 03/02/2008, -7/+2In soviet Russia smiles make kids?
    • dudetaz2003, on 03/02/2008, -0/+2How bout this one
      Children in the dark cause accidents
      Accidents in the dark cause children
    • mattwalton56, on 03/02/2008, -0/+2ok, this has gotten out of hand...
    • gitboxgreg, on 03/02/2008, -0/+1come on. you could have tried harder than that.
  • sonofabeast, on 03/02/2008, -3/+4These photos should be used to advertise contraceptives.
  • firedrillduckie, on 03/02/2008, -4/+34FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:RE:RE:RE: LOL THEY'LL MAKE YOU SMILE!!
    • Tyrghast, on 03/02/2008, -1/+5FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:RE:RE:RE: Foward this or die in 20 seconds!
  • johnn11238, on 03/02/2008, -3/+9Golly. Alot of ripped-off, dated, recylced "LOLkids" crap from print-ads and the like. I want my ***** 5 minutes back.
  • tuntcickle, on 03/02/2008, -6/+3it was the dog/baby duo that really made me smile
  • sfacets, on 03/02/2008, -6/+3I didn't smile. I want my money back. Or my Digg anyway.
    • ritubpant, on 03/02/2008, -2/+3here you go. 1digg to be refunded
    • Devaney, on 03/02/2008, -0/+7why would you digg it before you even looked at it?
  • meachen, on 03/02/2008, -3/+5They made me smile too.....back in 1995
  • KingPsyz, on 03/02/2008, -4/+18how the ***** is this on the front page?

    I say we all bury as innacurate since it wasn't funny at all, back in 95 or today.
  • Splint69, on 03/02/2008, -3/+4That was like watching the old AFV shows. The horrible captions represent Bob Saget's lame ass jokes and the pics were so obviously ***** staged just like practically every video that was sent in to AFV.
    "I adore it when they do things without a clue"
    ^*****
  • shiidii, on 03/02/2008, -4/+6Wow, I can't believe this is featured, are we scraping the bottom of the barrell for quality today?
  • ritubpant, on 03/02/2008, -4/+1that's how it works on DIGG today
  • KingPsyz, on 03/02/2008, -3/+5how did it get another hundred in the last 15 minutes?

    jesus... did these people just connect to the internet for the first time?

    well I guess it's good those OLPC's are finally getting cranked on and being put to good use...
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