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- BrotherMonk, on 06/27/2008, -3/+745Who could resist such a charmer?
He's completely single? Who would have thought? - jiqiren, on 06/27/2008, -5/+642What the hell is wrong with you people?! He is giving her a chance!!!
- robz0rz, on 06/27/2008, -5/+623Elegant women are very rare I'm greek
Pure win - Shoebox639, on 06/27/2008, -6/+622you can feel the popped collar over the phone.
- romistrub, on 06/27/2008, -2/+583You know you're a douchebag when you can talk about yourself, to yourself, for so damn long.
- SulkyGirl, on 06/27/2008, -1/+519Sadly not fake. His whole history is here:
http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-hist ...
He is a NUTJOB of the highest order. - Krezer, on 06/27/2008, -3/+469"let the romance begin"
Hell.....yes. - sdsu, on 06/27/2008, -1/+438There's so many layers to his douchey-ness, but I think my favorite line was "I'll be working on my movie script this weekend." A small, but conscious decision. Awesome.
- whiteknives, on 06/27/2008, -2/+403Dang... they faded out his number. :(
- Ismith988, on 06/27/2008, -24/+309We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you - jstohler, on 06/27/2008, -2/+254Every line is pure gold.
- tehstone, on 06/28/2008, -1/+201no actually there's just 1000.
and don't argue with me. it may be because you have some psycological disorder or something of that nature and if so, don't reply. - inactive, on 06/27/2008, -3/+197If this is real, then it is the most douchiest phone message. I agree with the submitter
- ligyron, on 06/27/2008, -3/+194He sounds like a nerd that's read way too many pick-up books.
- louiebaur, on 06/27/2008, -10/+189Damn that guy is week I have 14 women a day approaching me and I just sit at home all day what a loser!
- Setter, on 06/28/2008, -8/+174"If they're in different, order, there's a ***** ton more than 1000."
LOL WUT - Masefield, on 06/27/2008, -2/+156Definite serial killer. Stay away Olga!!!!!
- Scottievm, on 06/27/2008, -2/+143I don't know, maybe you were abused in childhood, maybe your mother has cancer...
- burnin8r28, on 06/27/2008, -4/+143it puts the lotion on its skin.
- yorkhock, on 06/27/2008, -3/+135So, did she call him back?
- charm803, on 06/27/2008, -4/+135"if you have any psychological problems, I'm not interested."
She should have returned his call and told him that she's not interested in douchbags. - inactive, on 06/27/2008, -1/+127416 - 918 -xxx4
Who wants to try the combinations? - charlieville, on 06/27/2008, -2/+125Reminds me of Darren from JDate. Anyone remember that guy?
http://www.break.com/index/perils_of_using_jdate.h ... - jsd8cc, on 06/27/2008, -1/+123"...It's extremely passive-aggressive. You should actually look that up, passive-aggressive personality disorder," he says passive-aggressively.
- TheWorm, on 06/28/2008, -7/+119http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t177/briskith10 ...
- AmyVernon, on 06/27/2008, -6/+118oh my god. i can't even finish listening to this!
- floridiot2, on 06/27/2008, -1/+99You're doing it wrong.
- inactive, on 06/27/2008, -0/+98I'm sure they would give us his number if he wasn't so crazy. If we all ****** with his mailbox, he would probably track Olga down and chop her to pieces. He doesn't play games like that!
- feliks2, on 06/27/2008, -3/+98You mean 1000?
- whatthehell9, on 06/27/2008, -2/+95how many popped collars does he wear?
- woofer1125, on 06/27/2008, -2/+94lol, this is how i imagine frodo asking a girl out after he destroyed the ring.
- dha07030, on 06/27/2008, -3/+91She gave him her real number?
- thefreshjive, on 06/27/2008, -1/+88Need a picture of this guy.
- control98408, on 06/27/2008, -0/+86Holy *****, halfway through that second call was almost enough to make me stop it, but I had to carry on with sheer morbid curiosity.
- freqk, on 06/28/2008, -5/+90over 9000
- shoguner, on 06/28/2008, -2/+80or the long V-neck,
- Mononuclear, on 06/28/2008, -0/+77http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
- bdfariello, on 06/28/2008, -0/+77at 3:01
- DrummerAndrew, on 06/27/2008, -1/+77"...Let the romance begin." Classic. What the hell am I thinking about where the guy calls the woman and leaves messages and then breaks up with her eventually? All over the voicemail... Is that in Singles? I love the ultimatum this guy gives. "I'm a complete catch..." Awesome.
- SRSco, on 06/27/2008, -3/+78Gawker Media broke this before this ***** blog Holy Taco did. Why the hell does Holy Taco take the video from Gawker (posted yesterday) and try to pass it off as their own (posted today) without giving credit where credit is due?
Laaaame.
http://gawker.com/tag/dimitri-the-lover/?i=5020090 ... - CasinoJack, on 06/28/2008, -0/+70This guys real name is James Sears. He is a former doctor who apparently lost his license for molesting a couple of female patients...None of this surprises me after hearing that voicemail.
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNew ...
http://gossipfeast.com/dimitri-lover039s-history-s ... - burnin8r28, on 06/27/2008, -0/+693 o clock!
enough with the love games hes not crazy! - inactive, on 06/27/2008, -7/+75(Puking in my mouth a little)
- inactive, on 06/27/2008, -0/+67He diagnosed her mental illnesses over answering machine! Magic.
- trafficlight, on 06/27/2008, -5/+70Sadly?
The fact that it's real makes it so much more awesome. - CurlyFoot, on 06/27/2008, -0/+64"This is how it's gonna work..."
- SolidSnak, on 06/28/2008, -3/+64only one?
- ayeroxor, on 06/28/2008, -1/+60"Damn that guy is week I have 14 women a day"
How many women must one encounter a day before he becomes a month? - ayeroxor, on 06/28/2008, -1/+55ToadLeg, stop being passive aggressive.
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