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- thegamingguy, on 11/06/2008, -2/+312Star Wars did it.
- readacook, on 11/06/2008, -4/+260"until the truck dumped its load"
...hehe - dnasty27, on 11/06/2008, -1/+240But, is he now box shaped?
- SheilaNoya, on 11/06/2008, -0/+226What... no "white trash" jokes yet?
- KableKiB, on 11/06/2008, -6/+186"Teen Compacted In Wis. Garbage Truck Survives"
Thank God they saved the garbage truck! - praisethelard, on 11/06/2008, -0/+164I'm sure his mother was....crushed?..when she heard the news.
- inactive, on 11/06/2008, -15/+179Escape FAIL.
- cornerback42, on 11/06/2008, -13/+163How and the hell are you accidentally dumped when your a teenage boy? I mean even if he was 13 wouldn't you yell or say something? The fact he didn't get hurt that bad is incredible. He had to have heard the truck pulling up and someone picking him up.
Weird story. - datagod, on 11/06/2008, -1/+118Yes, but are Han and Chewbacca ok?
- illlookforit, on 11/06/2008, -0/+103No need to trash talk the family.
- chanop, on 11/06/2008, -1/+103I'm sick of reading this garbage
- Dieris, on 11/06/2008, -6/+98Chubby running from Fat Camp...
- TheMidnight, on 11/06/2008, -2/+92What a waste of bad jokes. It's a pile of rubbish if you ask me, and I refuse to take part in this landfill of trashy jokes. It's like you're all recycling the same jokes over and over again without reducing the number of them, and some of these bags of jokes are getting quite hefty. The whole thing just reeks.
- Oxygen, on 11/06/2008, -5/+93Anyone else read the title as:
"Teen Compacted In Wis., Garbage Truck Survives"
and think it was an Onion article? - techguru2006, on 11/06/2008, -0/+81Note to self: Never pretend I'm Oscar the Grouch.
- inactive, on 11/06/2008, -2/+66Epic WIN at all future cocktail parties for this guy.
- jetboyterp, on 11/06/2008, -0/+61"Someone threw away a perfectly good white boy..."
- kspanks04, on 11/06/2008, -0/+54I prefer the compact story..
- artfiend77, on 11/06/2008, -2/+53Something smells fishy with this story
- gluecode, on 11/06/2008, -1/+47Error converting human to tar archive.
- czarr, on 11/06/2008, -1/+47The compactor is obviously doing a poor job then
- kelliillek, on 11/06/2008, -2/+48Maybe he'll look back on this and laugh? Maybe he did scream, but the truck was too loud. Maybe he couldn't climb out in time, as he was hiding under the cardboard. I'm really trying not to implement a hindsight bias. . . damn. Talk about a bad day. In my honest opinion, a 14 year old is still a kid who hasn't developed all of his common sense yet. I think it would be a bit harsh to say that he "didn't deserve to survive. . ."
Bury me if'n ya want to. - cmadach, on 11/06/2008, -0/+46...and so is born another supervillain.
- shortricekid, on 11/06/2008, -1/+43Recycle FAIL
- Mootabolife, on 11/06/2008, -2/+42What a disposable story.
- XeRoX2k2, on 11/06/2008, -0/+35pics of uninjured (cube shaped) boy or it didn't happen
- babatikidido, on 11/06/2008, -0/+33Easy there skip, you don't know any of the circumstances. Even if you did, you don't know what anyone "deserves".
- bifflarken, on 11/06/2008, -2/+33Well, it happened to Shredder.
Raphael: 'Ol' Shred did a swan dive, with a half-gainer... RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF A GARBAGE TRUCK! AAAAAAAUUUUGGHHH...-
Splinter: Raphael!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSG1-pqOwjk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5SlMkz0ox4&feature ... - jdames1980, on 11/06/2008, -1/+32This sounds like something that would happen at Willy Wonka's factory.
- Grazfather, on 11/06/2008, -3/+30you're*
- Zippo, on 11/06/2008, -2/+28Well, he was nearly a Darwin Award nominee.
Back to boot camp with you, buddy. - Quake050, on 11/06/2008, -6/+32Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy...
- KMye, on 11/06/2008, -0/+26Maybe he was trying to escape life...
- derekmas10, on 11/06/2008, -0/+26that's why they tell you to break down the boxes... the trucks don't work worth a *****.
- LtXenodite, on 11/06/2008, -0/+24"Oh, my God! That's his lucky red hat! He's a box! My boy's a box! Damn you! A box!"
- rootsm3, on 11/06/2008, -0/+22Accidentally? You mean "my dick friends told me to do it"?
- Atmandk, on 11/06/2008, -2/+23your welcome.
- selmer, on 11/06/2008, -0/+19"Small package found to contain salty cracker"
- CaseyTech, on 11/06/2008, -2/+19Bad comma placement:
Teen Compacted in Wis., Garbage Truck Survives - inactive, on 11/06/2008, -1/+16I wonder if he was reduced.
- letuescarpe, on 11/06/2008, -0/+15Maybe he didn't realize that the truck compacts stuff. He has probably watched too many TV shows where people jump into a truck/dumpster/trash barge to escape the cops.
- inactive, on 11/06/2008, -1/+15They forgot to mention he's now a midget.
- masgaster, on 11/06/2008, -2/+16...when she heard the ... moos! Wait, is this story cow-related?
- TheRascalKing, on 11/06/2008, -1/+15So did I ever tell you about the time I was compacted in a garbage truck?
Yes, Steve... yes you have. - Markb3489, on 11/06/2008, -11/+25evolution FAIL
- ASSASSYN360, on 11/06/2008, -1/+14He emerged from the machine as Compactor.
- SneakytheThief, on 11/06/2008, -0/+13I used to work with recycling trucks as a groundskeeper. The truck and hydraulics are extremely loud, even yelling I doubt the drivers heard anything
- vroom101, on 11/06/2008, -6/+19Full story . . .
"Boy survives ordeal in trash truck" by Ryan Haggerty
http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/33873129.ht ... (www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/33873129.html) - cmsjustin, on 11/06/2008, -0/+12Trash compactor fail
- nutzngum, on 11/06/2008, -0/+11actualy, this might be a bigger wakeup call for him than the bootcamp.
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