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- HiImFromReddit, on 01/10/2009, -1/+92But, what did they do with the hot chicks and drugs?
- RoshanK, on 01/10/2009, -0/+73brings new meaning to the word jailbait
- darkhorizon, on 01/10/2009, -0/+52It's amazing these guys were smart enough to drive to their house with the car and not to the police station to turn themselves in.
Idiots. - Misterberu, on 01/11/2009, -3/+47Hey Richlizard, thanks for pointing that injustice out. I was ABOUT to enjoy this story, thank god I read your comment in time!
This story rightfully belongs on Reddit, and ONLY Reddit, simply because they got to it first. You see, according to Article 7, Claus 12 of the Awesome Social Media Website declaration, that was signed in 1774, it is immoral, nay, illegal to copy and put links of one site onto two other sites... you see, it can potentially break the internet if we are not careful with the amounts of links we post of sites, and to what sites we post them to.
I would also like to state, for the record, that Msaleem is an ignorant douche for posting something that he believed people would enjoy. What a moron. Doesn't he know that it is an unspoken rule that diggers MUST also view reddit, so as not to digg duplicate articles? The fool... madman...
Why, if it was up to me, I would have him burned at the stake.. the bastard... what kind of lunatic would get a story from Reddit and post it on digg, therefore breaking the very fabric of time and reality itself?
Thanks richlizard, if you weren't here I might have, god forbid, dugg this article and shared it with my friends. Thanks to your awesome observation skills the Time-space equilibrium is safe, and all is right with the world.
Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to go jack off a horse. I presume you will be doing the same? - Maxmaxxwell, on 01/11/2009, -4/+45Uh?? We don't care. I'm reading it here and I am entertained. That's all that really matters.
- pyrobaby, on 01/11/2009, -1/+42Man, that dude was so lucky his carjackers weren't gay.
- rodrigo74, on 01/11/2009, -0/+26The smart ones get into public office.
- ladyarcher85, on 01/11/2009, -0/+25Greed is always man's downfall. And also a hot chick!
- blugill, on 01/11/2009, -0/+25Criminals aren't criminals because they are smart....
- rda1441, on 01/11/2009, -0/+23The only thing he did wrong was call the cops to go get the car back. Would have been much better if he had gone all Die Hard on them or something.
Show up with the girl and some booze spiked with something. Get them all drugged up and sleeping. Take back your car and phone. Take anything worth anything they have. Then drive them over to some gang neighborhood or something dressed in the wrong colors and drop them off. You know, something that'll really make them have a bad night. - ardembiniwoot, on 01/11/2009, -0/+22A car, a phone and some money isn't enough?
- hilarryous, on 01/11/2009, -0/+20Did you read the article? or did you just see the title and try to imagine what happened?
- TheBadWolf, on 01/11/2009, -3/+23I'm with maxmaxxwell. Not all of us read reddit.
- rodrigo74, on 01/11/2009, -2/+18Gotta say that, this submitter here wrote a much better title, he knows what diggers look for while scanning the upcoming list.
Stupid carjackers -> good start
WBNS 10TV -> bad start - troye, on 01/10/2009, -1/+16They had sex with them for getting the car back?
- inactive, on 01/11/2009, -2/+15reddit is ugly...thats why i stick with digg...i cant stand their corny up and down arrows...
there i said it - DrunkenPirate34, on 01/11/2009, -0/+13wat?
- DulcetTone, on 01/11/2009, -0/+12No, for the next time he carjacks someone.
- troye, on 01/10/2009, -4/+15how embarrassing. all the other jailmates are going to be lolzing at these guys... "so we went to get some hot chicks and drugs, and then..." *Prisoners bust out in laughter.*
- aparajuli, on 01/11/2009, -0/+11Wow, these thieves are seriously thick. You steal a car with the owners mobile phone in it and you don't stop to think about how suss that a message like that appears and you actually think it's for real. I would've just thrown the phone away given phones these days have GPS built-in to them. I mean, all cars should too, especially BMW's that are high risk of being stolen.
- Goombellaofgoom, on 01/11/2009, -0/+11The drugs are a lie.
- ChildeRoland420, on 01/11/2009, -2/+13I think its amazing that the Police impounded his car so he can pay the tow/impound fees, rather than just calling him and having him pick it up.
- brainflakes, on 01/11/2009, -0/+10Some are, these guys... nope!
- brainflakes, on 01/11/2009, -0/+9Hey, a car's one thing, but hot chicks AND drugs? forget the car man!
- Cyberdactyl, on 01/11/2009, -0/+7One thing many people forget is people who commit long jail sentence crimes for wildly imbalanced payoffs are almost always not very bright and/or desperate. THAT is why there doing what they are doing. It is also what makes them so dangerous.
These guys luckily happened to fall further down to the left of the moron curve than the 'average' ***** jacker. - pyrobaby, on 01/11/2009, -0/+7Something tells me you don't understand what "carjacking" is, or that that underlined sentence at the top of this page links to an article.
- Mudcrutch, on 01/11/2009, -7/+14Another case of a power user submitting dupe content just after it has already been submitted.
http://digg.com/odd_stuff/WBNS_10TV_A_Man_Outsmart ... - Vladivar, on 01/11/2009, -2/+7Logged in just to dig this comment
- Ajajadude, on 01/11/2009, -0/+5If he went all "Die Hard" on them, he would have just killed them all by himself...barefoot. John McClane wasn't all about being subtle about things.
- acidblue, on 01/11/2009, -0/+5I am surprised they were smart enough to read the message.
- justinp, on 01/11/2009, -0/+5For the next time you get carjacked? Maybe you should just remember to lock the doors instead. :\
- maqikelefant, on 01/11/2009, -0/+5Not when the other things being offered ***** you and ***** you up at the same time...
- chupito45, on 01/11/2009, -0/+3That's why they said the hot chicks had drugs with them.
- Deausx, on 01/11/2009, -1/+5I was under the impression that almost any cell phone could be tracked, even when off. Is that not the case or is it just more than most local police stations can handle, or more than they are willing to do for a stolen car?
- brownsin07, on 01/11/2009, -0/+4This happened right in front of my apartment...I wish they would have stole my POS I would have texted them, "Keep it Sucka"
- johndatserakis, on 01/11/2009, -0/+4i don't understand why you're so upset about it.
- mechfluff, on 01/11/2009, -1/+5Maybe you should think for a minute or two about your comments before you post something stupid.
This isn't youtube. - Roshz, on 01/11/2009, -0/+4What do you mean there's no Chad?
- Zihuatanejo, on 01/11/2009, -0/+4Your comment is horribly written so I'm going to assume it is fake.
- hawksfan03, on 01/11/2009, -0/+4mrsaleem submitted his before the other one was submitted. I don't see the problem
submitted by
msaleem 23 hr 18 min ago
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celeb 23 hr 16 min ago - maqikelefant, on 01/11/2009, -1/+4If only these guys had played Portal, they would've known better. The Cake is a Lie.
And Dugg for being from my hometown, Columbus. Always knew our criminals here were dumber than the average bear. - steviesteveo, on 01/12/2009, -0/+3Wow. My brain actually hurts trying to follow the wrong turn you did there.
Only the car was stolen. If they steal the car owner that's called "kidnapping"
To quote Father Ted:
Mrs. Doyle: 'Well the Mainland certainly is a dangerous place now, my friend got robbed the other week,'
Ted: 'Jesus, did they take much?'
Mrs. Doyle: 'No I don't think you understand, she got robbed.. they stole her. - Fixhotep, on 01/11/2009, -0/+3I think that's the case with all phones built in the last 2 years.
- Foamator, on 01/11/2009, -0/+3msaleem actually submitted it first though.
- Gir53457, on 01/12/2009, -0/+3The car is thought to be related to a serial jacking, so it may have been involved other activities so they're investigating it. Some times they steal cars so they can deal out of them or use them in drive by shootings. I've had family members who were nearly run off the road by gang members because his car he was driving was recovered after being stolen. I've heard horror stories of people getting shot at after getting their car back.
- brainflakes, on 01/11/2009, -0/+3Haha, I'll have to remember that trick
- diemunkiesdie, on 01/11/2009, -0/+3I'm going to need to see a copy of this text that was somehow so well written it convinced them to give out their address.
- Misterberu, on 01/12/2009, -2/+4@richlizard
Stay classy bro - spookyttws, on 01/12/2009, -0/+2It's a fun story, who cares if it's real or fake? We all had a laugh. But hey, if it really pisses you off, perhaps you need to not be on Digg. You're going to be pissed off a lot.
- GOVATENT, on 01/11/2009, -0/+2he is mad he did not get the hot chicks and the drugs.
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