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- snowrail, on 06/16/2009, -7/+957As I said in the other story on this subject, I'm taking the tattoo artists side here and agreeing that this lie was made up once her dad freaked out. Sure, people do sometimes fall asleep during LENGTHY tattoos, but the three or four stars she wanted would have only taken a couple of minutes. It just doesn't make sense that she fell into a deep enough sleep to not notice, and that she fell asleep pretty much INSTANTLY. I don't buy it.
Still, having worked in the tattoo industry for fifteen years (and having extensive tattoos on my face and elsewhere), I have to wonder what kind of tattoo artist is willing to do a half-face tattoo on an 18 year old girl with no other apparent tattoos, and thus no way of understanding in the slightest how this would impact her life (which is now apparent). Even with full consent there's no way this would not be a disaster.
A cosmetic surgeon can be sued if they do work on a mentally unstable person, which is why they have a lengthy screening process (and legal paperwork) to make sure people understand all the implications and risks of their procedure. The tattoo artist MUST have known this was a TERRIBLE idea, and even with the girl's complete agreement, they certainly share some blame here. This tattoo never should have happened no matter what the girl's wishes were.
Also, I've really got to wonder if the tattoo artist was pushing his agenda (more facial tattoos, a philosophy I'm all for in general) and talked the girl into something that she wasn't ready for. I also worry whether he can get a fair trial looking the way he does -- I have lots of facial tattoos as well and it definitely worked against me in my own legal matters.
But...
"I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folk are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed."
- The Scarecrow from The Land of Oz by L.Frank Baum - baiwushi, on 06/16/2009, -3/+661That belt definitely adds to her credibility...
- jomix, on 06/17/2009, -1/+485Nobody is actually taking her serious here in Belgium. Everybody is just making fun of her (things like playing 'starz in their eyes' on national radio in honour of her)
- chinaman1212, on 06/17/2009, -0/+439FTA "The trouble all started when she went home and her father and boyfriend threw a fit."
EXACTLY!!!!! - typicalusername, on 06/16/2009, -1/+360Also, from getting my tattoos, unless I am passed drunk and if I tell a guy "I want 3 stars right behind my eye" and he's messing with my jaw and cheek, I'm gonna think something is up.
- Doopdoop, on 06/17/2009, -5/+311It's all her fault, and she's a ***** idiot.
Deserved. - Ratatoo, on 06/17/2009, -1/+293"Jules Clocher, a Belgian psychologist, said: 'The trauma this girl must be feeling is indescribable. She feels like a circus freak - and no wonder, because she looks like one.'"
Oh snap!
I'd like to have a session with that shrink! "The depression you are feeling is indescribable. You feel like a loser - and no wonder, YOUR A LOSER! By the way, what did five fingers say to the face?..." - firewall1, on 06/17/2009, -6/+284She's just a stupid lying *****. You can't 'fall asleep' while someone is on your face like that. She was infatuated with this guy, and wanted to be like him....then for some reason, backed out after the work was done.
She's a liar. - thankyoupatrick, on 06/17/2009, -2/+225Tattoo artist: "Troi étoiles?"
Girl: "No, sinquante six."
Tattoo artist: "So fifty six?"
Girl: "Yes."
Tattoo: "OK, I'm going to draw a stencil and apply it the entire left side of your face."
Girl: "Rock and rolls!" - inactive, on 06/17/2009, -22/+221Tatooing your face is a FOOLISH thing to do regardless of how many stars! Goodluck finding a decent job lady!!! *****!
- Hardataq, on 06/17/2009, -1/+179Reminds me of a girl in high school who was 16 and had sex with an 18 year old at a party. She came back to school telling EVERYONE about it, and got called a slut by most. Once the name calling started she told her parents that she got raped and the man went to prison.
This is too bad, it's obvious she's lying and the man still offers to pay for half of her mistake? I hope it's thrown out. - Chairboy, on 06/17/2009, -0/+155I rather enjoyed how:
1. The psychologist first states that the trauma is indescribable, then he
2. Proceeds to describe it. - tgc9012, on 06/17/2009, -0/+152http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/album.php?aid=86 ...
- rchargel, on 06/17/2009, -0/+149Thank you. I've had enough tattoos to know that ***** hurts. You can't tattoo someone's face while they're asleep. Not unless she was passed out drunk.
- BarryFields, on 07/13/2009, -6/+155um
- e73v3n, on 06/17/2009, -5/+139Guys, if u happen to hit on that girl when she is drunk, Do yourself a favor and disapear before she wakes up... You WILL be charged with rape.
- evilspacerobot, on 06/17/2009, -10/+141That was the most thought out, intelligent comment I have seen on digg. Much better then what I was expecting: Face Tattoos FTW!
- matchb, on 06/17/2009, -10/+137Yo dog, I heard you like stars...
- inactive, on 06/17/2009, -1/+121I mean, yeah, it's ridiculous. Her story that she fell asleep is even more stupid. Unless you were born without the ability to feel pain, there is simply no way she could have fallen asleep for that. More likely: she was ***** up on drugs, "Heeyyyy", slurring speech, "gimme 56 stars on my face....one for every state in the union....*vomit*"
- Pigeon, on 06/17/2009, -0/+119http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1915444& ...
lulz - Blydchyld, on 06/17/2009, -0/+119I call *****, at what point of getting the bridge of your nose tattooed do you not wake up?
- asgardshill, on 06/17/2009, -0/+111All she needs now is some sparklies and a My Little Pony on her forehead, and she's good to go.
- dazparkour, on 06/17/2009, -1/+103Not only that - why would he give her 53 stars she wasn't paying for?
- rmxz, on 06/17/2009, -0/+96The artist should start advertising "facial tattoos so painless you can sleep through them".
- snowrail, on 06/17/2009, -0/+93http://www.bodymod.org/events/events~ID~47.aspx
That's the official response from the tattoo artist BTW - DarkSunlight, on 06/17/2009, -33/+125They found a solution so she can leave the house again:
http://i40.tinypic.com/s1ue8p.jpg - Llanowar, on 06/17/2009, -7/+97I bet I'm one of the few that actually thinks the tattoo very pretty. I think it suits her face well.
But, on the actual story, she probably just regretted it for whatever reason, and decided to just be a huge bitch about it. - DarthMonkey, on 06/17/2009, -0/+90In related news, she can't find a lawyer to represent her case.
- diggopolous, on 06/17/2009, -0/+86All things aside, Mrs. Lincoln, How'd you enjoy the play?
- sockpuppets, on 06/17/2009, -6/+88Blatantly stolen from reddit:
Is that what it looks like when a unicorn blows it's wad on your face? - wTheOnew, on 06/17/2009, -3/+84She doesn't look half bad with the stars. The artist on the other hand... wth?
- dazparkour, on 06/17/2009, -2/+82Does anyone else thinks like this reads:
I asked for 3 big macs and MacDonalds gave me 56 - I'm suing cause I am fat.
As someone who is in business - why would you give ANYONE more than they were paying for? - Vodd9, on 06/17/2009, -1/+78You DON'T fall asleep when there's a needle repeatedly stabbing your face.
Unless you're really intoxicated. - doctordbx, on 06/17/2009, -5/+81Well, Mike Tyson has a new soul mate.
- inactive, on 06/17/2009, -11/+85I think she's cute. My mom would freak out if I brought her home. And please, her life is not ruined. Look at her tattoo artist, he seems to be doing alright.
- Rarz72, on 06/17/2009, -0/+73And don't forget to doodle a few stars while she's out cold. ;)
- Xaevier, on 06/17/2009, -3/+72All things aside the tattoo artist did a pretty good job.
- MrTsLoveChild, on 06/17/2009, -0/+68I often fall asleep during my facial tattoos.
Surprisingly relaxing. - Delphium226, on 06/17/2009, -2/+67Adding celery would make her more crunchy.
- Acewrap, on 06/17/2009, -2/+67Is it the anonymity of the Internet that makes people such *****? If you had said the same thing to someone on the street you'd be spitting teeth.
- johnsmith555, on 06/17/2009, -2/+66yea
- Fallout911, on 06/17/2009, -0/+62So if somebody jizzes on her face, she'll have the milky way!
- Coffeedemon, on 06/17/2009, -1/+62What about a classy jailhouse teardrop?
- asgardshill, on 06/17/2009, -0/+60I'm sure she'll ink a contact with one any day now.
- Okina, on 06/17/2009, -2/+61You do not use tinypic.
- SpeedSteamBoat, on 06/17/2009, -4/+60That's interesting because I think she looks like a leper from a distance.
- nmc9, on 06/17/2009, -0/+54Oh man, this one is the best...
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs102 ...
that would be my reaction too. - cJw314, on 06/17/2009, -7/+61He seems to be doing alright?
:blink: - Vodd9, on 06/17/2009, -0/+52Sure, I mean, being repeatedly stabbed by a needle on your face sure makes for a gentle facial massage.
- asgardshill, on 06/17/2009, -2/+53FTA:
"Rouslan claimed Kimberley was happy with the work when she left his shop in Coutrai but changed her mind when her father saw the stars."
The tattoo artist has some Nightmare on Elm Street-level freak going on his own bad self. But it sounds like she didn't have any trouble paying for the job either. IOW, the bitch was fine with it until she got home and her menfolk freaked. Don't give her a lead sou. -
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