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Man Sues Doctor for Stapling his Butt Shut

baltimoreexaminer.com — A man alleging a Maryland doctor stapled his rectum shut during an operation — causing him to go without defecating for 17 days — took his federal lawsuit to trial Monday in Baltimore.

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  • tdp301, on 09/29/2008, -2/+193Dugg for the headline alone- so bizarre and hilarious I'd think it was from the Onion or something
    (I do feel sorry for the man though)
  • Neo189, on 09/29/2008, -4/+155Wow, he's suing his doctor over a simple mistake like this?

    I guess the man is very anal retentive.
  • optamystic, on 09/29/2008, -1/+129Rectum? Damn near killed 'im.
  • an0nim0us, on 09/29/2008, -4/+120his piece of poop must have weighed at least 16 courics after that one.
  • cheezintern, on 09/29/2008, -1/+102It sounds horrible, even though I can't stop laughing.
  • CVL4317, on 09/29/2008, -1/+86soon... the world record for the biggest feces
  • ezcheezbandit, on 09/29/2008, -0/+80Oh man what a giant log of poop he must have had. Did they operate to remove said poop log? It didn't say but....

    FTA:
    "Lodowski told jurors in U.S. District Court that Watkins now experiences “rectal discharge” and needs to wipe himself between 12 and 15 times a day."

    That might be worse. Dear god rectal discharge is nasty.
  • Asianwaste, on 09/29/2008, -0/+80If I couldn't go for 17 days, I'd literally ***** myself. I hope they've rectified the situation.
  • pimpofpixels, on 09/29/2008, -9/+89I know everyone is probably going to make all sorts of jokes, 'but' there's really nothing funny about a man with his anus stapled shut.
    Frivolous lawsuits are one thing, but he can't take this 'sitting down'. There's no way that he should 'bend over' for this 'crappy' doctor. Can you imagine what a 'pain in the ass' that would be. I don't give a '*****' what excuse that doctor may have. The 'bottom line' is that doctor must have had his 'head up his ass', and this man has been going through a '***** storm'.

    Firstly, he should get a 'butt load' of money, '#2' That doctor needs to be 'dumped' from that hospital.

    I'm not being tongue and 'cheek' here. Have 'American standard's gone so far into the 'toilet' that we have to 'bend over' for '*****' doctors like this? We've got to 'flush' the system of these 'butt wipes' or we're all going to be in 'deep *****' next time we go to the hospital.

    Here's hoping that his lawsuit 'can' make a 'big splash' in the medical establishment so that we can 'pass' legislation making sure that people won't have to stand for this '*****' any more.

  • chanop, on 09/29/2008, -1/+81It was nearly 13 courics
  • Atrius, on 09/29/2008, -2/+78I bet his first BM after that must've been pretty satisfying.
  • inactive, on 09/29/2008, -0/+58Doctor: omfg theres a huge crack going down this mans butt
    nurse: can you fix it doctor
    doctor: of course ill just staple it shut
  • sockpuppets, on 09/29/2008, -0/+55An anagram of his doctors name, Manuel Casiano:

    A nail anus come. or A malice on anus.

    This guy should have seen this coming.
  • nebbyneb, on 09/29/2008, -2/+46dugg for rectified.
  • gottadiggit, on 09/29/2008, -0/+40The moral of the story is: Make sure your Doctor knows his ass from a hole in the ground.
  • Bleue, on 09/29/2008, -1/+37Sometimes the internet scares me, sometimes it disgusts me, and then there are those rare times that it scares me about how disgusting it is...


  • Haoie, on 09/29/2008, -0/+34Holy, umm, uh.

    How do I finish this sentence?
  • Jeremyz0r, on 09/29/2008, -7/+40OM NOM NOM NOM
  • tonicboy, on 09/29/2008, -0/+32What a vulgar, corny, tasteless joke.

    I laughed.
  • jessenoob, on 09/29/2008, -1/+31"We're sorry Mr. Marsh, but if you cannot crap out the crap, it is not really a crap."
  • Zdax, on 09/29/2008, -0/+30We will create an artificial anus.
  • jonathandyer, on 09/29/2008, -1/+29No, you don't get it.
  • sockpuppets, on 09/29/2008, -0/+28Gross malfecence.
  • BradHAWK, on 09/29/2008, -0/+28"If I couldn't go for 17 days, I'd literally ***** myself."

    Problem solved!
  • inactive, on 09/29/2008, -1/+27Corny.

    I laughed.
  • phosphor112, on 09/29/2008, -0/+26He must have been anal about everything the whole time. Poor guy.
  • juzsp, on 09/29/2008, -1/+27+1 for compiling all the funny references into 1 post!
  • Zukunft, on 09/29/2008, -1/+26time to use a manpon
  • anagoge, on 09/29/2008, -7/+28IMMA CHARGIN MAH BUTTHOLE!
  • inactive, on 09/29/2008, -0/+20The hole stapling monster.
  • garvus123, on 09/29/2008, -0/+18Didn't Steve-o do that one time? And he enjoyed it?
  • Tenlow, on 09/29/2008, -0/+18That was a really crappy thing to say. You guys need to stop being so asinine.
  • zyklon, on 09/29/2008, -0/+17I know, dammit The Onio... wait, oh crap. This is real?
  • inactive, on 09/29/2008, -1/+16no *****?
  • oaktreee, on 09/29/2008, -4/+19That is the most appropriate use of that meme I have ever seen. Congratulations, you are my new hero.
  • G-RaZoR, on 09/29/2008, -1/+15But remember, he will always be "#2".
  • inactive, on 09/29/2008, -1/+15100 Courics
  • thisoneisunique, on 09/29/2008, -0/+13I love the urban dictionary that explains everything to me that you English native speakers write - BM indeed.
  • Navicerts, on 09/29/2008, -0/+13It's a south park reference.
  • yourbrokenoven, on 09/29/2008, -0/+13The doctor's not even denying it? That's crazy!
  • Navicerts, on 09/29/2008, -0/+11It backed up; then one day he tasted ***** and realized something must be wrong.
  • Albumen, on 09/29/2008, -0/+11Bono!!
  • earthceltic, on 09/29/2008, -3/+14probably came gushing out uncontrollably. The walls were splattered.
  • Ender008, on 09/29/2008, -0/+11Who staples a hole in the ground?
  • joshguy1425, on 09/29/2008, -2/+13Time to contact the European Fecal Standards and Measurements Office
  • Flashypoo, on 09/29/2008, -0/+11Sounds like something Johnny C. would do in Scrubs.
  • MMaster23, on 09/29/2008, -1/+11"now experiences “rectal discharge” and needs to wipe himself between 12 and 15 times a day"

    aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhwwwww dude .. i was just eating lunch man :X
  • DteK, on 09/29/2008, -0/+10at least they didnt keep feeding him, and feeding him, and feeding him
  • Icetype, on 09/29/2008, -0/+10No redemption possible for missing that reference.
  • inactive, on 09/29/2008, -0/+10Did you want gravy with that?
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