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- inactive, on 08/03/2008, -4/+229not from the Onion?
- l0k0, on 08/03/2008, -4/+207I hate it when people go berserk over such trivial details. What is going to happen when this guy actually has to deal with real problems? If he pulls this ***** over some food I can't imagine what he'd do if he had to handle a legitimate issue.
- qcumber98, on 08/03/2008, -4/+173What a waste of sandwiches!!
- chadwalters23, on 08/03/2008, -3/+160And they call themselves "sandwich artists." Liars.
- AmyVernon, on 08/03/2008, -1/+156my favorite line: "at his request the sandwiches were thrown away" - you can't make this stuff up.
- tito13kfm, on 08/03/2008, -10/+140I knew this was Florida before I even read the summary. They have to put something in the water down there.
Secondly, if the cops had tazered him would anybody here complain? I think it would be appropriate for misuse of an emergency number. - inactive, on 08/04/2008, -3/+126not only is it not from the onion, it was the lack of onions that did it
- diggapleasee, on 08/04/2008, -0/+116you want to take this offline?!
- warlax27, on 08/04/2008, -1/+99Michael: It's like we finish each other's...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Michael: Sentences. Why would I say...
Lindsay: Sandwiches? - inactive, on 08/04/2008, -1/+96are you suggesting that a sammich is a trivial matter?
i want to see you after you log out - HCviolence, on 08/04/2008, -0/+87"And they used the wrong kind of bread? we'll get the swat team right on that"
- JaronDiggGuy, on 08/04/2008, -6/+93Have you never heard of the phrase 'kill them with kindness'? I bet if you looked them in the eye after making your sandwich and sincerely told them thank you, it would improve the quality of everybody else's sandwich after yours. You just have to be willing to sacrifice a little bit of self-righteousness in order to do so.
- nontoxyc, on 08/03/2008, -20/+96They ask what you want at Subway but then when you tell them they act like it's a big inconvenience to put it on your ***** sandwich. "Extra peppers please" long sigh, handful of peppers thrown angrily onto sandwich. "Oil and vinegar?" "Sure." Bottle furiously squeezed releasing 1 cup of oil and vinegar onto sandwich. And don't even bother asking for light lettuce, if you agree to lettuce at all they are going to put a whole salad's worth on.
Sometimes after they get all done making the sandwich I just have to say "You know what, I don't want it any more". - ironeus, on 08/03/2008, -1/+77Did he expect Jared to personally show up and re-train the employee? douche.
- KingGorilla, on 08/04/2008, -2/+64OH It's ON...line
- inactive, on 08/04/2008, -1/+53Reminds me of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ12Ry-hD6I - trendsetta, on 08/03/2008, -0/+52I hope he didn't call from the checkout, otherwise he would have been sent to the back of the que...
- humanerror, on 08/04/2008, -4/+43The fact that you thought of that means you could never be a cop. You'd score too high on the IQ test.
- thegrantman, on 08/04/2008, -1/+37The cops do not negotiate improper sandwich preparation.They do however,respond to all allegations of donut abuse.
- Klowner, on 08/04/2008, -0/+30..que? No entiendo
- bagboyrebel, on 08/04/2008, -0/+29I have never had that much of a problem with subway, but I did have an employee tell me that they don't have light lettuce.
- basye, on 08/03/2008, -0/+29Nah, unfortunately this is the real deal.
- Alex2, on 08/03/2008, -4/+32I knew this was a Subway store just by looking at the Headline.
Seriously.. what's so hard about 'Lettuce Tomatoes Onions Pickles Salt Pepper and Southwest Sauce' that they don't get? - dkapuchino, on 08/04/2008, -1/+28The true 911 conspiracy!
- davidjunit, on 08/03/2008, -5/+32It's moments like these that I wish I were a cop. I'd arrest the guy for abusing the 911 system, throw him in a cell and eat the sandwich in front of him and then take him home after I finished sipping my super large drink. What's the worst that could happen? I get put on paid leave? : )
- strib666, on 08/04/2008, -0/+27"I don't give a ***** about the person behind me in line."
There's the problem. The guy in front of you doesn't either. - xkorbin, on 08/04/2008, -1/+28This story has many layers. Many layers.
- allan17, on 08/04/2008, -1/+27Mr. President, we have a National Emergency.
- Seann7656, on 08/04/2008, -2/+28Anyone with a name like Reginald is naturally going to be angry
- Drugx2, on 08/04/2008, -0/+26WHOA!
you just blew my mind. - sphigel, on 08/04/2008, -1/+27Michael: That time I actually was going to say sandwiches.
- ToiletGhost, on 08/04/2008, -3/+29Oh goodness! Someone call OSHA; nearly five hours making sandwhiches in air conditioning without a break during peak hours.
- sgtbutterscotch, on 08/04/2008, -0/+26It's like that guy who sued the cleaners he took his pants to for a ridiculous amount of money.
- eggsovereasy, on 08/04/2008, -0/+25Wasn't he watching them make it? Could he not have just corrected the mistake?
- ToiletGhost, on 08/04/2008, -0/+24Or go to a sandwhich shop where you don't have to beg them to make it right.
or make it yourself - Seann7656, on 08/04/2008, -1/+25They forgot the ***** bell peppers, of course I was angry! And I never gave you guys permission to to digg this article! I'm calling the cops!
- darkciti2, on 08/04/2008, -4/+27Tase him bro!
- inactive, on 08/04/2008, -5/+28my friend works at a subway at grand central station in manhattan, and he said that it gets so outrageously busy that they're lucky to get breaks from 11 - 3:30, and some people just get too much into getting a custom sandwich made that's a pain in the ass over nothing
- fordistumley, on 08/04/2008, -0/+20Speaking as a Floridian, I don't think it's the water that does it man, it's the heat. Most people down here have spent so many years in this sweltering clime that it's turned their brains into poached eggs.
- bovox, on 08/04/2008, -3/+23I'm willing to bet that this guy is a Digg user and has The Consumerist bookmarked in his web browser.
- coheedcollapse, on 08/04/2008, -1/+20I was listening to the police scanner once and I heard them talking about a woman who called 911 to let them know that there was traffic on one of our most heavily trafficked roads (it was narrowed to one lane due to construction). She also made a point to tell them that a woman working at the traffic site had given her a mean look.
- linagee, on 08/04/2008, -2/+21It's better than calling them minimum wage slaves.
- einrobstein, on 08/04/2008, -1/+1930 minutes? Holy *****, you must be the biggest moron in the world.
- inactive, on 08/04/2008, -0/+17Once I went to a Subway here in Buenos Aires and they ran out of bread, no kidding.
But I didn't call 911... =( - smizacks02, on 08/04/2008, -2/+19Taze him, bro
- monroylobo, on 08/04/2008, -0/+16he meant queue
- BizarreNews, on 08/04/2008, -4/+20Florida has it's own TAG on Fark
/ - just sayin - strib666, on 08/04/2008, -0/+15"In a non-union state, getting overtime is a privilege or perk, never a right."
Overtime laws are federal. Your employer is not only screwing you, it is breaking the law. - myhandleondigg, on 08/04/2008, -0/+15It's both the water and the heat. ***** 95% humidity will drive a man insane.
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