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Is Jerking Off the New Infidelity?

men.style.com — Colin and Mia had been together two years when they hit their first dry spell. "We hadn't had sex in a few weeks, and one night before bed she asked me how I was dealing with it," says Colin (not his real name), a 38-year-old vice president at a Web start-up in Boston. "I told her I was masturbating," he says. "She asked me where and how."

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  • bixby1, on 09/07/2008, -4/+521Dear Girlfriends of the World,
    We masturbate. A Lot. Get over it.
    Warm Regards,
    Dudes
  • sjbdallas, on 09/07/2008, -5/+267Hell, i'm jerking off right now.
  • Syujinkou, on 09/07/2008, -8/+206stupid bitches trying to control men with sex
  • CapnJef, on 09/07/2008, -5/+184'Mia adds, "Just imagining him there in his office on his own, it seemed like the ultimate act of desperation, something you'd only do if you didn't have a partner."'

    Wow. ***** that bitch, I'm just really good at it.
  • seabass10, on 09/07/2008, -4/+152here's the joke, if a man asks a woman for sex whenever he has a craving, then he becomes a sex addict. But if they deal with their own cravings through masturbation, suddenly the woman is upset that she is not having sex with her. so now our only option is to accept that we cannot win.
  • WilliamAdama, on 09/08/2008, -3/+134Dear Basye of the Digg,
    I'm glad you masturbate, a lot. Thanks for sharing.
    Warm Regards,
    Me

  • kimreede, on 09/07/2008, -2/+126Women seriously are surprised by the fact that men masturbate? Frankly, I would be surprised if I was in a relationship with someone who didn't masturbate.
  • inactive, on 09/07/2008, -9/+130The solution: get a hand job from the cute girl at work. Then everyone is happy.
  • inajeep, on 09/08/2008, -1/+119Marry her.


    *months later* Changed, didn't she?
  • basye, on 09/07/2008, -21/+126Dear Boyfriends of the World,
    We masturbate too. A lot. Get over yourselves.
    Warm Regards,
    Self-Sufficient Girlfriends
  • GovernmentsGun, on 09/08/2008, -1/+106I've been married 5 1/2 years. Happy marriage. And I still masturbate two to three times a week. It has nothing to do with my wife. I just sometimes want a release without having to bother with anything else. My wife knows, and she's cool with it.
  • apena89, on 09/08/2008, -2/+86I remember watching the Adult Movie Awards intro a few months back and the host bet every female porn star in the audience that none of them could give him a better hand job than he could give himself.
    Clever if you ask me.
  • Ninh, on 09/07/2008, -2/+86Well, considering she wasn't contributing her share, he really didn't have a partner. Take a long, hard look at where you were failing him, Mia. Take a long, hard look!
  • inactive, on 09/08/2008, -4/+78I find it very hypocritical of women to condemn men for masturbating, when almost all women possess a personal masturbation device in the panty drawer or under their mattress. The only logical reason for the woman to get upset would be if she were using sex, or lack thereof, as some sort of bartering tool, i.e. "he isn't bugging his boss hard enough for that raise, so I'll hold out on the puss."
  • flyzipper, on 09/08/2008, -0/+73"25 percent of all men (and only 4 percent of women) reported having visited a pornographic website in the previous 30 days"

    This study inadvertently wound up proving that 75% of men are liars.
  • thegrantman, on 09/08/2008, -2/+69Mia,go ***** yourself............or would that be hypocritical?
  • Stupidumb, on 09/08/2008, -0/+64I keep putting my junk in fornt of her but she won't touch it. She just screams and screams. What am I doing wrong?
  • inactive, on 09/08/2008, -0/+64Not enough chloroform.
  • sinisterouge, on 09/08/2008, -4/+66I think my girlfriend might actually masturbate more than I do. That being said, she's still always up for sex.
  • inactive, on 09/08/2008, -1/+57Why hello there.
  • inactive, on 09/08/2008, -3/+58@myself
    "...The only logical reason for the woman to get upset..."

    Sorry, when I wrote that I didn't realize how ***** ridiculous it was. It's a scientific fact that logic plays not part in what does or doesn't upset a woman.
  • Spuy767, on 09/08/2008, -10/+64Dear Bayse,
    Pix or it didn't happen.
    Warmest Regards,
    Anxious dude with pants around ankles.
  • SRSco, on 09/08/2008, -0/+42All your Basye belong to us.
  • poet, on 09/08/2008, -2/+44Only the first 17 syllables. The rest was just class.
  • Dimensio, on 09/08/2008, -1/+42Your response, in suggesting that you know extensive details of GovernmentsGun's masturbation habits, is quite presumptious. He may well own an LCD monitor.
  • rbk303, on 09/08/2008, -0/+40I'm very bothered by the fact that women still see men as somehow 'born broken' and in need of fixing.
  • badwithcomputer, on 09/07/2008, -6/+46....was that a haiku?
  • sat0shi, on 09/08/2008, -3/+43How infuriatingly stupid is this. So, you won't have sex with the guy, then you get upset when he goes elsewhere to satisfy his natural urges? How about you actually try to please him once in a while, stupid bitch.
  • Asianwaste, on 09/08/2008, -0/+39Dugg for thumbnail
  • OzzieAlThor, on 09/08/2008, -1/+38"Is your secret habit causing your marriage to slip through your fingers?"

    ROFL
  • pantload, on 09/08/2008, -0/+37Here's something that women apparently don't understand, and men don't really talk about: when you get near 40, you gotta keep the pump primed. It's purely physiological. That stuff has to go somewhere, and it's better if it comes out, rather than hangs around...40 is the age (generally) when prostate enlargement starts to happen, and as somebody who's been to a urologist trying to figure out what's going on, and received a recommendation to make sure masturbation and/or ejaculation is happening at least 3 times a week...you ladies need to chill the hell out. If you aren't wanting sex with your man on a regular basis, and if you don't have any sort of understanding that men need to be doing what they are biologically designed to do, you better step aside.
  • worseforwine, on 09/08/2008, -0/+36Ugh from the site that brought you "Is Anal Sex the New Deal-Breaker: Backdoor entry is now so mainstream, some guys request it on the first date." Ladies, seriously, you can do better.
  • mrgeekguy, on 09/08/2008, -1/+37Only if you do it wrong.
  • dakine42, on 09/08/2008, -0/+36Wait a minute, thats not a joke... thats not a joke AT ALL.
  • ZephyrNinety, on 09/08/2008, -2/+37Some times you just gotta make a deposit to the Spank Bank.
  • Greengoo, on 09/08/2008, -1/+36Your second line had eight...
  • inactive, on 09/08/2008, -13/+47Dear teh basye,
    pics or go back to the kitchen
    i failed english
  • passedoutghost, on 09/08/2008, -1/+34You know what's great about ***** my right hand?

    It doesn't bitch or nag me.
  • dafragsta, on 09/08/2008, -1/+33all the young dudes
    carry the news
    lube up your tubes
    carry the news
  • SirFoxx, on 09/08/2008, -7/+39For all of the women out there, it's our body, we will do with it as we please. You expect the same courtesy when it comes to abortion then give it to the men when it comes to masturbation.
  • inactive, on 09/08/2008, -0/+31nice "action fap" picture
  • TKidd, on 09/08/2008, -2/+33It seems the expectations of society have managed to mangle the minds of some women from a young age. Close minded Victorian beliefs have created sexual retards in the name of "purity".
  • theutopian, on 09/08/2008, -0/+30My wife doesn't care about my wanking habits. In fact she encourages it. Less work for her when our sex drives aren't in sync. She only minds it when I shake the bed and wake her up (she jokes she could sleep through an earthquake thanks to me).

    And to those guys who say "you're married you should never have to masturabate." Marriage is not about on demand sex. Sex is only one aspect of a relationship and it's one of the less important ones. When couples aren't in sync (especially during menstruation) wanking will maintain a healthy relationship. It's even more fun when you do it together.

    Also, word of advice. Maintain a don't ask, don't tell about what you think about and what kind of porn you wank to on the computer.

    If your girl has a problem with you wanking, she has deeper issues that you are going to have to deal with for the rest of your life. I'd advise a rethink and a girlfriend replacement procedure.
  • datagod, on 09/08/2008, -0/+29Deposits are fine, just dont' try to make a withdrawal.
  • hightower77, on 09/08/2008, -1/+29Dugg for "I'll hold out on the puss."
  • tinus, on 09/08/2008, -0/+28I had a girlfriend like that. Turns out she didn't masturbate enough.
  • TECHSev, on 09/08/2008, -0/+27Wow, Apparently I've cheated on my wife... lets see, 7 years, 365 days a year... so about 2555+ times.

  • MrFurious2k, on 09/08/2008, -0/+26I like how the solution is that he masturbates in bed with her. Goodbye Internet porn and naughty fantasies.

    "Yes dear, I'm thinking of you."
  • Homerr, on 09/08/2008, -0/+26Masturbation isn't the problem here, it's telling them what you masturbate to.
  • Albumen, on 09/08/2008, -0/+25Why?
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