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- eliburford, on 05/17/2009, -14/+546So one day, George Bush and The Queen of England are sitting in her room talking about politics, when Bush asks the Queen, "How do you know if the highest members of your state are smart enough to be doing their job?"
And the Queen replies, "Well, I usually ask them riddles, and see how fast they respond. That's usually a good way to see if they can think for themselves."
So the Queen calls Tony Blair in, and asks him, "If your Parents had a child, but it's not your sister, and it's not your brother, who is it?"
And Tony Blair immediately replies, "That's easy, it's me!"
And the Queen, who is very pleased, sends Tony Blair away.
Now, Bush, who is very impressed, brings the Queen to find Donald Rumsfield and asks him, "Hey Donald, if your parents had a kid, but it's not your sister, and it's not your brother, who is it?"
And Rumsfield ponders for a long time, and then admits to Bush that he has no clue.
Pissed off, Bush drags Rumsfield and the Queen to Dick Cheney, where Bush asks Cheney, "Hey Dick, if your parents had a kid, but it's not your sister or your brother, who is it?"
And Cheney ponders for a long time, and then he finally lights up with an idea, and says "It's me!"
And Bush gets REALLY pissed off, and yells at both of them, "NO YOU IDIOTS! IT'S TONY BLAIR!" - SamirGupta, on 05/17/2009, -30/+417Dear everyone: animated GIFs are not considered an optimal web video format.
- inactive, on 05/17/2009, -7/+336Craig Ferguson is awesome. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5P6MLiKEJI - ghettojafar, on 05/17/2009, -1/+134I wish all the comments on here were jokes. It would make everything more fun
- crossmr, on 05/17/2009, -4/+122Bush will be funny forever. He is history's greatest joke.
- Bartboy919, on 05/17/2009, -6/+77Before Bush, We had Dan "Potatoe" Quale.
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have
was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with
those people."
The republican party has an endless supply of people whose low intelligence makes them easy targets for joke
For further examples see Sarah Palin. - studdenfadden, on 05/17/2009, -15/+86My workplace, like many, blocks videos so I like gifs.
If the the video is something small and easily appreciated even in this format, then why not use the simplest and most universal format? - KingKeys, on 05/17/2009, -12/+59I don't care if it was a .gif.
It's was full of funnies. - cardshark69, on 05/17/2009, -2/+47don't forget GIFs suck
- FOR3MAN, on 05/17/2009, -10/+50Was that one in the middle a WMD? He was good at creating those too.
- darkane, on 05/17/2009, -10/+50Because it's not 1994 anymore.
- diskoh, on 05/17/2009, -0/+38That's the joke. Bush gave everyone nicknames. Rumsfeld was Ol' Stillshoulders.
- DMCer, on 05/17/2009, -3/+39I come here because Reddit makes my eyes hurt.
- zephyear, on 05/17/2009, -22/+55yearsbehind.com
- Slyer, on 05/17/2009, -4/+31GIFs suck because of the crap resolution, quality, frame rate, lack of sound and large filesize for what they are.
- Xplorer, on 05/17/2009, -6/+33Digg.... Please bring back the "OLD" bury option....
- DatDudeWiggs, on 05/17/2009, -1/+24Are you sure?
- RooC10, on 05/17/2009, -1/+24worth the read
- Fritzed, on 05/17/2009, -1/+23Yeah, but now it's a GIF!
- Menzer7, on 05/17/2009, -4/+24Hey wait a minute...his shoulders aren't moving with his arms!
- mastertop, on 05/17/2009, -1/+21this ***** was 3MB and somehow it took a ***** amount of time to load.
- TallestSkil, on 05/17/2009, -1/+20Then do us all a favor and get the frick out of here. No one gives a crap that stuff is posted to Reddit. Most of us don't go there, anyway, so how the heck are we to know? Get bent, man. Find a cause worthy of supporting.
- smpaisnutrients, on 05/17/2009, -2/+20i should upload MY "funny pictures i've found on the internet over the years" folder!
- Bobski, on 05/17/2009, -0/+18I doesn't afraid of nothing. I be manstrong.
- junkfoodjoe, on 05/17/2009, -22/+40Okay really? This reeks of oldness, it was on The Daily Show like a year ago.
- Javindo, on 05/17/2009, -8/+25This is the best XKCD ever!
- enantiodromia, on 05/17/2009, -0/+17i love the "we should just forget about the whole nightmare and never mention it again" attitude.
That way, we can be sure to make the same mistakes over and over! - inactive, on 05/17/2009, -2/+18Do you really need 'optimal web video format' for everything? Especially something like this? Some things just aren't worth the HD bandwidth.
- t0x2c, on 05/17/2009, -1/+15hell yea he is. but wtf does that have to do with anything?
- 15charmaxwtf, on 05/17/2009, -2/+16I thought it added to the character of it.
- ZManNate, on 05/17/2009, -0/+14Why did it take minutes to load the gif when the youtube video, sound and all, loaded in seconds?
*****' thing sucks! - DephexTwin, on 05/17/2009, -0/+14*awkward silence*
- Ommatidia, on 05/17/2009, -0/+13Don't make fun of him.
Eh probably just doesn't very bright. - konartis, on 05/17/2009, -1/+13"4 years old. Buried."
You're going to make a great dad. - TallestSkil, on 05/17/2009, -6/+18Adding to what darkane said, it has no audio, the color palette is very limited, and we're trying to avoid websites like this:
http://www.geocities.com/hillburnfd/
From ever existing ever again. And yes, the above site is still in use. They haven't updated in over a decade, it seems. - LeanneOHare, on 05/17/2009, -2/+13Dugg for consistency.
- inactive, on 05/17/2009, -2/+13Thanks for the link. I assumed this was from Jay Leno. Craig Ferguson is more awesome.
- Celebrimbor, on 05/17/2009, -4/+14I doesn't afraid of anything except spiders.
- Shmebber, on 05/17/2009, -1/+11Isn't rickrolling a little "2008" ish?
- str1fe, on 05/17/2009, -0/+9GIF is just fine for clips under, say, 10 or 12 seconds. I prefer that over loading a whole Youtube page if it's going to be that short.
GIFs longer than 20 seconds or so are just ridiculous and unnecessary though, 9 times out of 10. - CardHockman, on 05/17/2009, -3/+12and black people
- Sil369, on 05/17/2009, -2/+11http://solastyear.com
- nepidae, on 05/17/2009, -0/+9whats the problem with them though? can you explain that? If something is short with no sound then why would you put it in a format where the headers are larger than the actual video.
- vtbarrera, on 05/17/2009, -2/+10You know, you just can't help but like animated GIFs despite how low-tech they seem. There's just something so charming about them, you can't really explain it.
- Bartboy919, on 05/17/2009, -1/+9Im so happy Conan got bumped up, Now instead of watching CBS then NBC, I get to watch NBC then CBS.
- mrmango786, on 05/17/2009, -0/+8Lol that geocities website is down due to capacity overload.
- tjex, on 05/17/2009, -8/+15What's with all the animated gifs these days? Did I step through a timewarp back to the late 80's?
- Noliaboy75, on 05/17/2009, -0/+7exactly. i don't care if it's posted on both sites. I hope it is. I don't have time to look at every site, everyday. sorry if it pisses the few off who do, but if it makes me laugh I really don't give a *****.
have a nice day - ASSASSYN360, on 05/17/2009, -2/+9LMFAO!
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