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- bstory, on 08/06/2008, -1/+12Interesting reasons but too many are doubled and the writer probably needs to deal with some daddy abandonment issues.
- Darkhacker, on 08/07/2008, -0/+4It's not bad on the male end either. There are lots of good reasons to go gay.
1. No nagging.
2. Your wallet won't mysteriously be missing any cash.
3. You'll never hear "I'm too tired" or some other lame excuse. They'll usually want it as bad as you.
4. Partner is less jealous and more open to group play.
5. Going on dates is just like hanging out with your buddy and you can go to fun places intead of boring chick flicks.
6. Three words: Naked LAN Party. - salamnder, on 08/06/2008, -1/+5dugg for lesbian but this list is retarded
- inactive, on 08/06/2008, -1/+3That is the most horrible list I have ever seen. You need therapy.
- redeyesofnight, on 08/06/2008, -0/+2fail.
- LordKorax, on 08/07/2008, -0/+2I vote to change the title to "69 Vaguely Offensive Female Stereotypes."
- jizzlies, on 08/06/2008, -0/+2Reason #70: It's a good excuse to break up with your boyfriend:
http://www.bofads.com/stories/breakup.htm - iamyak, on 08/07/2008, -0/+2Spoiler:
The author is a man. - MavRevMatt, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1Dugg to encourage chicks to be lesbian.
- LoriAngel, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1Wow. Just...wow.
- Innagadadavida, on 08/07/2008, -0/+1There are things to learn from lesbians. As diggers we must apply some of these ideas to our imaginary relationships.
- dweeb79, on 08/07/2008, -0/+11. You don’t have to worry about gagging from a “deep throat job”
If I could get you to gag than I would be proud. hehehe - ieee, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0I would bet that many people you consider to be cool or even just "normal" do some bdsm in their private lives, even if it is only having their hands tied to their bed. Be careful of who you pre-judge.
- gpageau, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0Really a dumb list. Sweeping generalities and not even original. 22 of them were dupes. And it was stolen from www.lesbiankamasutra.com (noted at the bottom of the original post).
- ieee, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0The world is overpopulated and heading to a poisoned, polluted future.
- inactive, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0Seems all the boys who Dugg yesterdays "Top 10 Things Only Men Can Do" aren't so fond of this one...
- ieee, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0bbqsalad, I don't think it is production technology but I remember seeing articles about science being developed to splice chromosones out of an egg to put into another egg.
- BestJaxx, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0Just providing a counterpoint to the argument. If you are grossed out by the concept of two men in a bed, then I suggest you avoid articles that have to do with homosexuality.
- bbqsalad, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0god damnit.
- flashback99, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0she sounds like she's trying to convince herself, especially if the list has to have 69 reasons.
- zeabu, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0reasons to be a man:
1.you don't need to call a technician to change a lightbulb.
2.you know the oil of the car etc.
3.you don't have to ***** yourself up, so will never encounter this glass ceiling.
4.you go to a bar, there are always girls trying to freeload. Give 'em that. More than they want.
5.when Kelly (or was it Sandy?) says "she's only tipsy", tell her you have some exclusive bottle of wine, you still have to finish, before it goes bad.
6.you don't feel bad if you don't remember the name of that girl you picked up in number 4 and 5.
7.it's not your problem that in 9 months she can't remember the dad of her newborn, well, probably tomorrow she forgot already.
8.do everything you like in bed, if she doesn't want to, you're stronger.
9.you know how to change a lightbulb
10.you don't need a relationship, only some good friends.
11.you and your friends can make pacts, we know not to compete with friends, which for jealous women is impossible.
Look i can also make a ***** list, full of stereotypes. Groovy, uh? - pandaplaya, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0happened to one of my friends, still gets poked fun at for it.
- bearcat8543, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0well...we now know aislinnmarie is a lezbo.
question now is...lipstick or butch? - TrainingName, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0He's a man?
Seems like a young boy. - zeabu, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0I'm a man, and in every relationship I have been the cook. Mums these days don't teach their daughters to cook anymore. (the want/need to break the role patern?)
- wynja, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0The key word here is lezbo you dumb *****. Which means you ain't getting it and you can't watch.
- katie0925, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0Lesbian's response to lesbian article:
4. Your orgasms are real. Always. And so are hers.
not true. i have faked a lot and i know my girlfriend has, too
11. Women smell amazing
not true. my girlfriend wears men's cologne and I prefer that over female perfume any day.
3. You can fix your own car and get your hair done within the same afternoon
I don't know jack ***** about cars. My girlfriend knows the basics. Neither of us "gets our hair done"
20. Sex in public bathrooms is so much easier
not really. people get a bit suspect when there's 4 feet in the stall and not just 2. I think hetero sex is easier in a public bathroom, as long as the guy is strong enough to support the chick.
24. I love the emotional availability of a woman
emotional availability?! I think any man will agree with me when I say women are a ***** mess. too much emotional availability.
There's plenty more i have a response to. But this list is rather infuriating, as it makes all lesbians seem like sex-crazed exhibitionists who only date women for free drinks, money, and popularity. Being in a relationship with a woman is not different than being in one with a man, no matter how many ways someone can put it. we fall in love, fight, break up, make up, and co-exist just as anyone else would in a relationship.
Dennis Najee, get a clue. fail. - Ellrick, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0co sign, ***** list. Should be 69 reasons why I hate my daddy for touching my chooch while mommy was sleeping.
- doherty, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0Asinine.
- katie0925, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0hilarious
- Mononuclear, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0From his about page: http://dennisnajee.wordpress.com/about/
"Dennis Najee is an experienced Master in the bdsm community. For the past 10 years he was involved in Master/slave relationships owning a number of women. He had a series of relationships which last over a year with the longest being 4 years." - zantos420, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0i'm gonna have to pass
- steve196982, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0Epic Fail
- inactive, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0Looks like some bitch just needs a guy to ***** her right to set her straight.
Being a lesbo must be hell, trying to handle one bitch in a relationship is bad enough. Having 2 in there must be insanity.
This is one stupid ***** list. The bitches time would have been better spent in the kitchen, making me a pie. - commenter01, on 08/07/2008, -0/+027. I like the feel of a soft pussy over a hard, intrusive penis
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55. fingers always fit
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8. You can wear a dick and use it better than most guys
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46. Double headed dildos
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Fail.
She's got issues. - redbytex, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0I buried the ***** out of this
- timusca, on 08/07/2008, -0/+01. No dicks except my own
2. Gay men spend more money on fashion than most women
3.See #1
4. See #1^3
5. Straight men in a healthy relationship see their spouse as a best buddy too, and gay men don't like bloody movies
6. See #1^4 - inactive, on 08/07/2008, -0/+016. You feel bad for strippers
Yeah, I feel real bad for my friends that make hundreds of dollars a night dancing. - andyb747, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0No babies.ever.since two vaginas cant make one.........extinction here we cum :)
- Crazymaniacc, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0just in case:
1. You don’t have to worry about gagging from a “deep throat job”
2. You never have to worry about finding the toilet seat up
3. You can fix your own car and get your hair done within the same afternoon
4. Your orgasms are real. Always. And so are hers.
5. You never have to swallow.
6. You never have to worry about facial hair touching you, anywhere.
7. No one cares if you don’t wear a bra.
8. You can wear a dick and use it better than most guys
9. Foreplay is an art
10. You are your own form of birth control
11. Women smell amazing
12. You don’t feel like a piece of meat, when she checks you out
13. You can cuddle without feeling like you have to “put out”
14. You find a woman’s intellect to be sexy
15. You watch porn for entertainment purposes
16. You feel bad for strippers
17. Orgasms are like Cornucopias – they should called the horn of plenty 18. You never have to worry about breaking a nail, because you don’t have any
19. You can pretty much have sex anywhere, at anytime, while flying completely under the radar
20. Sex in public bathrooms is so much easier
21. 69ing is so much more fun (and a lot easier too) Hillbilly
22. I love the smell of a woman
23. I get to do the motor boat in my girlfriend’s fabulous ***** every day!
24. I love the emotional availability of a woman
25. I love the nurturing care a woman offers
26. I love watching my girlfriend get ready for a night on the town – watching her get out of the shower naked, put on her perfume, do her makeup
27. I like the feel of a soft pussy over a hard, intrusive penis
28. I love cuddling and feeling my girlfriend’s soft skin
29. I love kissing a woman’s soft lips (yes, both of them – cuz I know that’s what you’re thinking!)
30. I get to have a best friend and a partner all in one
31. I get to wear her clothes and use her make-up!!! Dubbs
32. great nicknames…like carpet muncher
33. sex on a first date…without fear of pregnancy
34. “no man’s ever going to tell ME what to do!”
35. it’s like dating yourself 36. double the wardrobe, double the FUN!
37. WAY less body hair
38. no spooging in your face
39. women taste better
40. especially the vegan ones
41. one word…BOOBIES!!!
42. “we were just switching clothes, officer!”
43. No 2 ***** are alike!
44. Women make sexier bedroom noises
45. Lingerie you can BOTH wear!
46. Double headed dildos
47. The ultimate in feminism
48. Chick flicks are just movies in a lesbians house
49. better kisses
50. no scratchy faces
51. you LIKE when she grabs your ass
52. if it really came down to it, you could totally find SOME dude who’d pay to watch you go down on your girlfriend
53. women don’t pass out after orgasms
54. you can do her front ways, back ways, and side ways cuz the wrist moves freer than the hips
55. fingers always fit
56. never having to deal with “morning wood”
57. less farting…which I don’t actually know is true but women do not take pride in it
58. you could call her your “roommate” and it’s ok Paula the Surf Mom
59. premature ejaculation? what IS that?
60. Eating pussy is good for the complexion… it always makes mine pretty rosy any way.
61. The trashman never sees used condoms in your trash when he hauls it away.
62. If you work it right you and your partner never have to buy your own drinks when you go out… all you have to do it make out… the guys in the bar will just keep em coming just so you keep it going.
63. Lesbians know that you can do more with your fingers then send text messages.
64. Somebody will always has a tampon in an emergency
65. And your partner won’t get all embarrassed if you send them to the store to get you some.
66. You are very popular… girls like lesbians, they all want to kiss us….guys like lesbians, they all want to watch movies about us… everybody likes lesbians.
67. Two mommies in the house are always better then one daddy on the golf course
68. You are sure somebody can cook
69. It good to have a partner who has a sense of fashion - inactive, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0I understand this upsets you, but not understanding the science doesn't make it BS.
- Crath, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0:'(GC
- redbytex, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0Reason #71 - I MASTURBATE REGULARLY TO LESBIAN PORN
- Snuff99, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0scissor me timbers!
- timusca, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0I'll give one good reason:
Scissoring. - mlvassallo, on 08/07/2008, -0/+04. Your orgasms are real. Always. And so are hers.
*****. If a woman is such a duplicitous liar that she would fake an orgasm with a man when unsatisfied she would do the same with a woman. - c0ntagi0us, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0biased sexist tripe
digg has really gone down the ***** over the years - timusca, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0Oh my God, that was f***ing hilarious.
- Lacitpo, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0Buried, sexism is still sexism, no matter what way it goes, and the list repeats itself like 10 times.
- wynja, on 08/07/2008, -0/+0I never knew there were so many fags and lezbos on here. That's what wrong with this ***** site. This is the worst piece of feminazi ***** I've ever seen. How the ***** did it get to the front page? You ppl disgust me.
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