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- oreonblade, on 02/15/2008, -1/+128The girls he hits on are violent.
- jeimus, on 02/15/2008, -8/+9228. You know what would look good on you?
My balls on your chin - inactive, on 02/15/2008, -1/+68...or if you're from West Virginia: "Sis are you still awake?"
- Philluminati, on 02/15/2008, -6/+66[gives a girl a rose]
I just wanted to show this Rose how pretty you are.
-- That is brilliant. That's *got* to work I promise you! - jerryterhorst, on 02/15/2008, -0/+53"i just saw my soul in your eyes"
"really??"
"yes. but by soul i mean 'penis' and 'eyes' i mean vagina." - ieataquacrayons, on 02/15/2008, -3/+53The best one that works like a charm is:
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
"no..."
Enough to break the ice, hi i'm..... - NinjaBoy, on 02/15/2008, -4/+52You must have fallen from heaven, that would explain how you messed up your face.
- mibi, on 02/15/2008, -0/+45The pickup lines almost as bad as the lame fake responses.
- aaabatteries, on 02/15/2008, -1/+39my love for you is like diarrhea--I just can't hold it in.
- KraftDinner101, on 02/15/2008, -1/+38Dugg for that sexy UPS girl. I don't mind seeing her on the front page everyday.
- littlebluedevil, on 02/15/2008, -3/+37I'm surprised no one else posted:
Nice shoes, wanna *****? - JohnFlux, on 02/15/2008, -1/+33350-650kg for male polar bears, and 150-250kg for female polar bears.
- mytruehero, on 02/15/2008, -1/+31Better: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1736316
- inactive, on 02/15/2008, -5/+35Hi, I hope you like anal.
- dylandaring, on 02/15/2008, -7/+34Guys don't really say these lines to girls they really want to impress. These are lines that losers think up with all the free time they have because they can't get a girlfriend.
- diggum85, on 02/15/2008, -6/+32Don't get mad just because your mom fell for these...
- Dorepoll, on 02/15/2008, -1/+26And the crowd goes mild!
Nice work, anyhow. I'll steal it, so please don't sue for royalties. - ZephyrNinety, on 02/15/2008, -2/+26I just ***** my pants, can I get into yours?
- Ganja420, on 02/15/2008, -4/+27"Did you just fart?" "Because you just blew me away"
- Miche1987, on 02/15/2008, -0/+22I'm 21...
- ieataquacrayons, on 02/15/2008, -1/+21(checks profile, girl on digg)
So, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? - ifnotme, on 02/15/2008, -4/+23These are 27 sure fire ways to not have a date this Valentine's Day.
- Miche1987, on 02/15/2008, -3/+22Or we look for girls who aren't as facetious as you.
- stormgren, on 02/15/2008, -1/+19You can totally tell when your speaking which one yore saying!
- wombatlad, on 02/15/2008, -0/+17The more elegant way of phrasing it would be "If I can make you cum with just one finger, imagine what I can do with the whole damn hand."
- lukeduke, on 02/15/2008, -2/+17If I said you had a beautiful body, would you swallow?
- AtiimKiambu, on 02/15/2008, -0/+15The lines themselves are OK and good for a chuckle, but the "reactions" are just stupid.
- LynchBomb, on 02/15/2008, -0/+14I'm 27 and have used that line. Is that gross?
- mrblonde314, on 02/15/2008, -0/+14Once a couple of friends and I tried this experiment about 5-6 years ago in high school. We downloaded a list of the top 100 cheesy pickup lines. In the top ten was, "Is that semen in your hair?". We didn't get it either. So we went up to this girl named Becky all suave like, and asked, "Is that semen in your hair?". We got suspended for 2 weeks for sexual harassment...
Can't wait to try it again at our 10 year reunion. I've been working on my delivery. - WoundedCow, on 02/15/2008, -2/+16Now, I'm not saying I'm a redneck, but I've played one on TV...
Dang, you're much purdier than my sister.
Wanna see my gun?
I got a coon dog who'd jus' love to bark at you
Does yer brother have dibbs on you? If'n not, I'll fight yer dad fer ya. - viniciusfontes, on 02/15/2008, -1/+14Talking about diarrhea:
Three guys talking about what they thought was the fastest thing on the universe. The first one says: "I believe it's the though itself, because when you think of something... bam, it's here. Instantly."
The second guys says: "Nah, scientists have proved it's light. When you flip the switch, ZING the entire room is illuminated."
But then the third says, to the amusement of all others: "You my friends are wrong. Fastest thing in universe is the diarrhea. The other day when I thought about turning on the lights, already had ***** my pants." - manifestdata, on 02/15/2008, -2/+14Damn girl, your feet must be tired because I want to ***** you in the ass.
- Kerrigore, on 02/15/2008, -2/+14You forgot:
"I wish you were fast food, so I could take you out.
...and eat you on the way home..."
"That sweater looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be cumming too."
and the king of them all:
"I have a 9 inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears" - dafragsta, on 02/15/2008, -1/+13Except this one: "Does this rag smell like chloroform?"
- Hedgecore, on 02/15/2008, -3/+15*to someone sitting at the bar*
Hi there, can I push in your stool? - piXelatedEmpire, on 02/15/2008, -5/+17the only pick up line you need if you are paying is "how much?"
- leontes, on 02/15/2008, -2/+13This list would be much more interesting if the responses were real, single moment captures of reactions. My guess is that they'd be a lot more varied than "middle finger", "kick to the groin" and would actually have some value as a anthropological survey. As such, this article has no value as it contains very little that is humorous and is depressingly repetitive.
- Gunsdead, on 02/15/2008, -2/+13that is cute
- edwilli, on 02/15/2008, -0/+10Does this smell like chloroform to you?
- SebK666, on 02/15/2008, -1/+11http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/anomaly/images/007 ... =)
- Scopitone, on 02/15/2008, -0/+9What the ***** is this crap? Digguido.com?
- Draked, on 02/15/2008, -2/+11The one I find the works the best is: "Wow, your eyes are the same color as my Porsche."
And my old faithful line that always breaks the ice is: "So, you're a girl, huh?" - Nougat, on 02/15/2008, -2/+11That's because the only time women approach men is if they want to have sex. It wouldn't matter what you said.
- theneubie, on 02/15/2008, -2/+10Did you even RTFA?
- CJDUFFMAN, on 02/15/2008, -0/+8After these fail, pull the "c'mon lower your standards, i did" or " hey u know that beauty is only a light switch away"
- Pixelante, on 02/15/2008, -0/+7"Are you an angel?"
Lamest ever, worked for Anakin. - feelthelurve, on 02/15/2008, -0/+7Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
- Gunsdead, on 02/15/2008, -1/+8(checks profile, god I'm old) lol
- WernerCD, on 02/15/2008, -1/+8"Could this be leather?" ... "yes" ... "Then could this be felt?" *SLAP*
Awesome. -
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