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- protogenxl, on 05/07/2008, -5/+635The Realtime Grammatical corrections are the best.
- Steven8890, on 05/07/2008, -53/+595God damn I hate you people who quote something from articles or videos and then have nothing significant to say about the quote except "epic win". But of course you get dugg up to Mars for being the good 'ol internet bandwagon bitch.
- t2t2, on 05/07/2008, -210/+730"If i put peoples balls in my mouth for a living i would be a prostitute or possibly a gamespot employee"
Pure epic win. - shadeOfGrey, on 05/07/2008, -13/+453"speaking as a person who's white enough to own all the consoles"
Did I hear that right? - Managore, on 05/07/2008, -10/+329Did anyone else think "Mailbag Showdown" was a strange title for a video game?
- soundsofreason, on 05/07/2008, -7/+321It's nice to finally have a critic who is brutally honest. His humor is just a bonus.
I think it's important that a critic goes into anything they review skeptically. If they're won over by a game, then you know it's genuine (see his review of Portal).
It's just grease covered fanboys that would have given SSBB a perfect score before even playing it. Don't let 'em get you down, Yahtzee. We love what you're doing. - ginnipig, on 05/07/2008, -10/+249Dugg for Yahtzee f!@$ing Jeremy Gigaballs mom.
- Severys, on 05/07/2008, -33/+227"Want a number. How about FOUR as in FOURK YOU."
Classic - BlueSkyfish, on 05/07/2008, -15/+196"It's what remembering that all reviews are subject to personal opinion, and if you personally enjoy the game, then you shouldn't let it get to you."
This. Now STFU. I personally love Brawl, but I'm not going on a crusade against one guy because he says he doesn't like it. - Stunn, on 05/07/2008, -3/+170digg:
http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/6913/98013446ge ... - tgpo, on 05/07/2008, -9/+168Anyone else find it odd to see him adding punctuation when the title of the series is Zero Punctuation?
- firebirdx01, on 05/07/2008, -3/+146I'm glad he addresses how video game scores really don't mean squat. They could give GTA4 11/10 and 9.9 and 9.5915 and no one would understand what the hell that bloody means.
- jakash, on 05/07/2008, -12/+140Dugg for when he's talking about how you know deep down that you aren't really having as much fun as you think you are...
Digg me down fanboys, but I got that feeling with Halo 3... so returned it - Managore, on 05/07/2008, -9/+134I wonder if complaint-based replies will ever become the new thing to complain about.
- Suil, on 05/07/2008, -5/+123One of my favourite Zero Punctuation videos of recent times. Right on the nail. :)
- ilves7, on 05/07/2008, -1/+111he's in australia, he can get away with it
- Lososaurus, on 05/07/2008, -1/+108The goal is to flip the fanboy over and hit them in their weak spot for massive damage.
- TooSquirrely, on 05/07/2008, -2/+102The word you're looking for is ironic.
- kmesp86, on 05/07/2008, -4/+103This guy reminds me of Maddox, except he updates more than 4 times a year.
- yohnstoppable, on 05/07/2008, -11/+104"God damn I hate you people who quote something from articles or videos and then have nothing significant to say about the quote except "epic win". But of course you get dugg up to Mars for being the good 'ol internet bandwagon bitch."
lol, that was epic - Angostura, on 05/07/2008, -1/+91Yup. Guess what the subject of next week's Mailbox Brawl will be.
- magicaltrevor, on 05/07/2008, -2/+89Apparently, he needs more time to play it.
- wild, on 05/07/2008, -1/+85Much better than Male Bag Showdown. Just sayin'.
- VinnieDaMac, on 05/07/2008, -22/+104Brawl was disappointing, I traded it in and got $42 for it toward GTAIV.
- canadian8703, on 05/07/2008, -6/+80Maybe he meant white enough like he doesn't go outside much so his skin is very pale?
- gh0st32, on 05/07/2008, -32/+97This is why I love Wednesdays
- thesonofdarwin, on 05/07/2008, -2/+66http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White-collar_worker
Regardless if he meant racially, how is this unexpected considering the entire basis of his reviews are to insult, yet entertain the masses. Any minority (racially, sexually, etc.) are fair game. I assume we are new to Yahtzee? - h1forlife, on 05/07/2008, -6/+65Did he just hint at a GTAIV review for next week, or the week after, in the credits?
- superkendall, on 05/07/2008, -3/+60Hey, it's the internet, you can actually swear you know.
- Mejogid, on 05/07/2008, -0/+51*who can write
*eloquently
I suppose you're another one who can't. - dohidied, on 05/07/2008, -7/+57I usually agree, but I found the gamespot burn to be particularly epic.
- Lixie, on 05/07/2008, -0/+48One of the few times someone could have used 'ironic' in proper context, and they pass it up.
- trusttimothy, on 05/07/2008, -0/+46"Since the internet is almost diametrical opposed to the notion of quality control ..."
http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/7694/zerodiggrb ... - mattletron, on 05/07/2008, -0/+46I could never deal with the amount of idiotic email Yahtzee must receive. I don't understand why if you like a game, you feel that you need to crusade against everyone who doesn't like it. Just shut up and bask in the dim glow of your TV and complain to your mum when she brings you your dinner.
- cougar618, on 05/07/2008, -1/+41And he doesn't leave the April fools page up for 3 weeks either
- mco5t9, on 05/07/2008, -1/+41Sorry TheHayze, nobody cares.
- ferrariman60, on 05/07/2008, -1/+39Um, maybe GTA 4 is gi-*****-gantic? Who has actually beaten that game by now? He'd have to play it religiously for a week, and then formulate a good review for it. That can't be a quick process. I think it will be in 2 weeks time, that should give him enough time to beat it and come up with a good review.
- chewties, on 05/07/2008, -1/+37anyway his mom won't be reading it. she will be ***** me.
- lunacraz, on 05/07/2008, -2/+38Hatemail is always a great thing. I always used to go on maddox's site for the same reason. Nothing like putting people in their place
- Sornos, on 05/07/2008, -2/+37I want to know what store gave you that deal. Most places I go laugh at fair deals. It's usually
- PhilMoskowitz, on 05/07/2008, -3/+37This guy makes the internet a better place. If you can't just enjoy the review as a performance and not get all uppity when you disagree you really do belong at gamespot. All your games will get a 'good' review.
- giid, on 05/07/2008, -2/+35I wish people would stop complaining about people who complain about complaint-based replies.
- donte, on 05/07/2008, -2/+34We generally just get Gamestop where the only time you get $42 for turning in a game is when you turn in 42 copies of it.
- snagra, on 05/07/2008, -1/+32Yes he did.
- TheHayze, on 05/07/2008, -0/+30But he, maybe, oh I don't know, has a life outside work, and has other projects to work on? He's not some dorm room college boy, or frat house wanker who skips all his classes to play GTA IV. Good things come to those who wait; the review will come out at some point with every little nit-pick Yahtzee is known for.
- Kyral, on 05/07/2008, -6/+35Ahh the weekly dose of Yahtzee. I swear sometimes it is the only thing to look forward to on Wednesday.
He's right about Brawl. It's a decent game, but not the end all "OMFG AWESOME" fest that almost everyone around me seems to think it is. Gimme Portal anyday :) - yohnstoppable, on 05/07/2008, -1/+26Thank you. People take this kind of ***** so damn seriously. I also love brawl, and yahtzee hating it won't make me enjoy it any less.
Yahtzee is awesome, because he isn't ***** objective. When I play a game, I'm sure as hell not ***** objective. I don't analyze graphics, sounds, character development, longevity, etc, etc, etc. I look for how fun a game is. If the game is fun I like it. If it is really fun, I love it. If I don't have fun, I ***** hate it. Period. The only factors in my joy out of a game are what is fun, and what pisses me off - adventchild08, on 05/07/2008, -0/+24Other reviewers had to be locked in a room for a week to review it. Yahtzee also has to compose the review...which probably takes longer than you think.
- bigdsinferno, on 05/07/2008, -0/+24i'm still trying to figure out a situation where i go for the "e" but type * instead.
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