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- Wolfsoap, on 01/16/2008, -7/+727Monday.
Tuesday.
Yahtzeeday.
Thursday.
Friday. - thentro, on 01/16/2008, -3/+347I think Yahtzee deserves an honorary front page every Wednesday.
- Trozz, on 01/16/2008, -26/+364Screw ign. This is the guy I go to get reviews. It seems that Yahtzee's the only trustworthy reviewer left; easily the best game reviewer on the internet right now. I live for wednesdays. Anyone who doesn't appreciate Zero Punctuation is pants-on-head retarded. Dugg for *insert quote here*.
- glowfood, on 01/16/2008, -41/+320This guy speaks more truth than RON PAUL. There, I did it. digg me down.
- Chirp08, on 01/16/2008, -1/+233***** that, Wednesday is hard enough to spell as it is
- Hitpoint, on 01/16/2008, -5/+190lmao his monolith computer.
Where does this guy come up with this *****, absolutely hilarious. - spuk25, on 01/16/2008, -8/+193Wow, another amazing review! Yahtzee has to start reviewing movies too...
- Christbait, on 01/16/2008, -7/+167Cost: YOUR SOUL.
Lol. Great review yet again. - thehawk23, on 01/16/2008, -2/+152It's like having a little nerd holiday every week...
- Neem, on 01/16/2008, -3/+132I love the repeated "Cry" puns both spoken and graphic.
- arcangelgabriel, on 01/16/2008, -4/+1088800GTX, works great. Although the bit about enemies seeing you from 9000 yards away is far too true.
- fakkedap, on 01/16/2008, -8/+102You forgot about Caturday.
- Stonekeeper, on 01/16/2008, -4/+83"...makes it about as easy as solving a rubiks cube with your elbows."
ROFL! That's funny. - jbereznay, on 01/16/2008, -7/+77Spot on as always. Great (or solid) gameplay trumps graphics every time.
- inactive, on 01/16/2008, -1/+63A slightly geeky way I remember it is it's Wed-NES-day :)
- RooDoG, on 01/16/2008, -4/+65OVER 9000!
- ncodedcode, on 01/16/2008, -3/+62"Vegetation Fetish" - lmao
- condormcs, on 01/16/2008, -1/+58xkcday
tuesday
yahtzeeday
thursday
xkcday - stainlessjack, on 01/16/2008, -1/+56Don't you mean Wenzday?
- Ajenthavoc, on 01/16/2008, -0/+47Careful.. With comments like that you just might break digg.
- Dylson, on 01/16/2008, -5/+52Complete epic failure.
- roystgnr, on 01/16/2008, -1/+47Just spell it Woden's Day. If anyone objects, accuse them of religious bigotry.
- slamtv7, on 01/16/2008, -3/+48Jesus Cryst.. that was ***** hilarious. Non stop laughs.. and it's actually a truthful review.. amazing wow.
- i208khonsu, on 01/16/2008, -1/+45wow, I always say wed-nes-day when writing it; however never made the connection to the NES.
- Trozz, on 01/16/2008, -0/+43Yahtzee has been making reviews before Zero Punctuation. http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/reviews/
- riskybeats, on 01/16/2008, -2/+43Your name should of been a hint as to the deep insight your comments would reveal.
- genome47, on 01/16/2008, -2/+41"Crysis is so pretty that were it an inmate at a male prison, it would be the bitch of every mother ***** in that place before you could say Andy Dufresne"
Dugg for Shawshanks reference! - Mist0r_Wiggles, on 01/16/2008, -2/+39i love his selection of opening and closing music
- userChris, on 01/16/2008, -2/+36I couldn't breathe after this one.
"resembling the monolith from 2001 constructed from magical obsidian by the proud dwarves of middle-earth".
Yahtzee is god. - uberchaoslord, on 01/16/2008, -5/+38You clearly have never been to Penny Arcade. While I really appreciate YTZ's humour and reviews, your assertion that he's the only trustworthy reviewer left around is absurd, although given the recently whoring-out of some unmentionable sites *cough* and firing of editors, I understand your frustration.
- MacEnvy, on 01/16/2008, -0/+29That's more truth than joke. When I saw this in the queue I thought, "Wow, is it really Wednesday?" I'm apparently already on the road to defining the concept of Wednesday by the release of a new Z.P.
- markperia, on 01/16/2008, -1/+29"HEARSE
CURTAIN
PEWTER"
We should start calling FPSs like that. - defy, on 01/16/2008, -2/+282001: A Space Odyssey?
- daeyeth, on 01/16/2008, -11/+37Again, Yahtzee just seems to "get it". Cutting through the hype, another *****-free analysis.
Crysis verdict - Yet another standard, average, run of the mill, mediocre FPS....BUT if you have a massive gaming rig, you owe to yourself to get this game because it's visual ecstasy. You won't see another game in the near future that comes close to Crysis in terms to graphical prowess, unless of course a game using the same engine. - huskydork, on 01/16/2008, -0/+25he gets them from books. also the police academy movies.
- RedS0x, on 01/17/2008, -1/+24They have a place for people like you...it's called reddit.
- Matteos, on 01/16/2008, -0/+23As a representative for the National Pants on Head Association (NPHA) I take offense to your remark. Not all members of the NPHA are retarded, though most are educationally challenged.
- smoger, on 01/16/2008, -3/+25stop trying to steal Yahtzee's limelight. noone here cares what you think of the game.
- RooDoG, on 01/16/2008, -0/+21Digg needs to be renamed to the OFFICIAL Zero Punctuation RSS Feed on Wednesday. Not that its a bad thing, I love it!
- ryodoan, on 01/16/2008, -2/+21Penny Arcade is great, but really they mainly offer game recommendations or warnings, they dont really get into a full out review.
- barnett25, on 01/16/2008, -0/+18I have got to stop watching these at work. I keep laughing out loud in my cube while wearing headphones. People are going to think I'm going nuts.
- MonkCanatella, on 01/16/2008, -0/+18Ahahaha, reverse psychology never fails!
- Bhatch514, on 01/16/2008, -0/+18that was such a funny review i inhaled my stir fir noodles.
- jgtg32a, on 01/16/2008, -0/+18actually he said it was above average, but yea.
- keviniskool, on 01/17/2008, -1/+18When Ron Paul goes to bed, he checks his closet for Yahtzee.
- jondo85, on 01/16/2008, -1/+17Jesus Cry-st Superstar... lol
Probably my second favourite review after The Orange Box - woohhaa, on 01/16/2008, -2/+15mmmmmm mad dog 20/20. That's what I'm having for lunch today.
- briansearles, on 01/16/2008, -5/+18Somebody needs to stop justifying why they bought Crysis to their ePenis.
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