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- cmearns, on 11/14/2007, -9/+536Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
- DanteDefiance, on 11/14/2007, -24/+455How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was Chuck Norris?
...all of it. - Magistrate, on 11/14/2007, -12/+297Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- Paperclip1, on 10/19/2007, -3/+279Chuck Norris dugg down Kevin Rose.
- brstilson, on 10/11/2007, -13/+286Long ago Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands. They are now called "The Islands."
- JCSaint, on 11/14/2007, -18/+287Chuck Norris is so scary, my computer won't even display him...
- beckerist, on 11/14/2007, -16/+268Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits.
- qasabah, on 10/25/2007, -13/+247When Chuck Norris eats Rice Krispies they don't go "snap, crackle pop" they go "shhhhhhh here he comes".
- demodawid, on 11/14/2007, -10/+236Chuck Norris secretly has sex with every woman in the planet once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
- roomforpanic, on 10/19/2007, -11/+224yes, that is too bad...
(wtf?) - ICSU, on 10/11/2007, -16/+226It might be the end of the World
… of Warcraft. - mrfoos2, on 10/11/2007, -7/+215If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -13/+221The world's fastest car has 7 speeds... 5,6, and Chuck Norris.
- santy, on 10/11/2007, -9/+209chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
- acex23, on 10/25/2007, -13/+206On Chuck Norris' birthday he chooses one lucky kid to throw into the sun.
- thefoxtrot, on 11/14/2007, -16/+195chuck norris doesn't tea bag he potato sacks!
- beelz, on 10/11/2007, -7/+175http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/6770/chuckwowcl8.jpg
- frimple, on 11/14/2007, -5/+167Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi
- BananaGrabber, on 10/11/2007, -10/+164Chuck Norris once posted tubgirl in a forum and banned the administrators.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -8/+153WoW and Chuck == Digg
WoW and sex == Digg
Naked chick and WoW == Digg
Chuck and Naked chick == Digg
Chuck and fight scene == Digg
Basically anything paired with Chuck, Naked chicks, or Wow has a good chance to reach the front page. Put two or more of them together and it is Digg gold. - n0one, on 10/11/2007, -3/+148Chuck Norris can play air guitar in space.
- evanmyers, on 10/11/2007, -12/+157When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- DarthTurducken, on 10/11/2007, -15/+149Chuck Norris uses the Sword of 1000 Truths as a toothpick.
- wepeel, on 10/11/2007, -1/+134Knock knock.
Who's there?
Chuck Norris.
Oh *****. - AlDaTbagsNChina, on 10/11/2007, -7/+129Equip Beard. + 100 to AWESOMENESS
- scooby0110, on 10/11/2007, -5/+125Chuck Norris does not have pubic hair, he has a groin beard.
- enforcerpsu, on 10/11/2007, -2/+120Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
- rolfeman02, on 10/11/2007, -8/+121If Chuck Norris is late, Time better slow the ***** down.
- jsowder18, on 10/11/2007, -6/+114Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
- AwRy108, on 10/11/2007, -2/+108There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
- quux, on 10/19/2007, -0/+105To all you nancy-boys poo-pooing Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris Jokes:
Deal with it. Chuck and his jokes are comedy gold. Gold, I tell ya. - DrDragun, on 10/11/2007, -64/+160Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- k1down, on 10/11/2007, -1/+93Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. Ever. Every year he sends the IRS a picture of himself in the crouching tiger stance, and they leave him alone.
- youngandwise, on 10/11/2007, -3/+94Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
- stevensj2, on 10/11/2007, -1/+92Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
- thatsmyaibo, on 10/11/2007, -5/+96Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a loaded gun and won.
- dankCIA, on 10/11/2007, -9/+97The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
- speedk0re, on 10/11/2007, -10/+91chuck norris is an epic drop from his mother's womb
- Sayde, on 10/11/2007, -6/+87Chuck Norris killed the site...
- AZTriGuy, on 10/11/2007, -4/+83@davev
WoW and Chuck == Digg
WoW and sex == Digg
Naked chick and WoW == Digg
Chuck and Naked chick == Digg
Chuck and fight scene == Digg
"Basically anything paired with Chuck, Naked chicks, or Wow has a good chance to reach the front page. Put two or more of them together and it is Digg gold."
So, based on that, I should submit a story about Chuck Norris in WoW going through an awesome fight scene to rescue a hot naked chick and having sex with her as the reward for rescuing? That would get the most diggs of any story ever, then. - Vinnybagodonuts, on 10/11/2007, -1/+79Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris
- MHiggy, on 10/11/2007, -1/+77Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise.
- inactive, on 11/14/2007, -0/+75The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
- jlevil, on 10/11/2007, -1/+76They were gonna name a bridge after Chuck Norris, but decided against it since no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives...
- techsyslonghorn, on 10/11/2007, -11/+84I heard that under his beard he doesn't have a chin... just another fist to beat you with...
- DarthTurducken, on 10/19/2007, -5/+77Must be a Chinese gold farmer.
- wbeavis, on 10/11/2007, -7/+78Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. It has nothing to do with heredity, the man ate an Indian!.
- longboarder543, on 10/25/2007, -6/+75Chuck Norris once walked down a crowded street naked with an erection. There were no survivors.
- rolfeman02, on 10/11/2007, -2/+70An anagram for Walker, Texas Ranger is Sex Karate Wrangler. I don't know what that is but it sounds cool as hell.
- toadyus, on 10/11/2007, -4/+71Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.
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