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- greenroom628, on 03/12/2009, -2/+873i hope that toilet can flush bricks
- Torx, on 03/12/2009, -3/+441Its a shame we don't do fun stuff like this over here in the states. The best we can do is draw titties and "***** you" on the walls.
- P4Paarth, on 03/12/2009, -5/+323I would ***** my pants before I sat on the toilet...
- Halsfield, on 03/12/2009, -5/+229yea, its almost like everyone uses them over there or something.
- DredPir8Robrts, on 03/12/2009, -0/+191I hate it when somebody writes "LOOK LEFT" on the right wall and "LOOK RIGHT" on the left wall. I always fall for that.
- ovitwo, on 03/12/2009, -7/+151what is the "THING" that Japaneses have with restrooms???
- MeatPlow, on 03/12/2009, -4/+144Someone has been stealing all the seats off the toilets in my town. The police want to catch him but they have nothing to go on.
- salinungatha, on 03/12/2009, -1/+108This is the one that would scare me
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_glass_toi ... - shakabrah, on 03/12/2009, -1/+103( o Y o )
- drunkenkite, on 03/12/2009, -0/+87You mean *ALWAYS* push buttons on Japanese toilets if you are not sitting on it...
- somnambulator, on 03/12/2009, -0/+84*NEVER* push the buttons on a Japanese toilet if you're not sitting on it. Because whatever you just programmed it to do will happen to the next person that sits on it.
Like my wife.
Not a good start to a holiday. - edboyy, on 03/12/2009, -0/+82why does it have to be skiing?
make a toilet that puts you in the middle of Detroit, that'll get you to *****. - crilen007, on 03/12/2009, -0/+72Haha the toilet peed on you back.
- cougar3429, on 03/12/2009, -1/+68It squirts Anal water at you?? Sick.
- rlbigfish, on 03/12/2009, -0/+64To be fair, the people drawing titties on bathroom stalls aren't given a budget for their work.
- DickyT83, on 03/12/2009, -5/+68I like how they have a pic insert showing someone sitting on it, like we had no idea in which direction we should be facing.
- KarlH, on 03/12/2009, -4/+63I would be scared *****.
- andrew522, on 03/12/2009, -0/+56detroit is so dangerous, just being in a room painted like it would get you shot.
don't ask how, it just works. - drunkenkite, on 03/12/2009, -1/+57I lol'd
- benbrooks101, on 03/12/2009, -0/+49Ceiling cat, I guess..
- 007isbond1, on 03/12/2009, -0/+44i did
- Vondill, on 03/12/2009, -4/+47Reminds me of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvnanFQ85v8
- hitkaiser, on 03/12/2009, -1/+41Hence the tentacles
- mikemehak, on 03/12/2009, -1/+39for those asking about the buttons...
1 button washes the seat
1 button gives you a high pressure washdown
1 button dries your hole
1 button dries your package
oh, and the the middle button gives you a happy ending - TheMidnight, on 03/12/2009, -1/+38Here I sit
broken hearted
tried to *****
but only farted - geodebug, on 03/12/2009, -0/+35sold
- jeremyduffy, on 03/12/2009, -2/+37Japanese are frighteningly creative and not afraid to try new things that others might find strange. It's one of their strong points as a culture.
- inactive, on 03/12/2009, -1/+35They have hi-fi electronic toilets. With features like:
i. Music on demand
ii. Seat warmer
iii. Ambience generator
iv. Blood sugar tester
v. Anal water squirter!
Note: Always read manuals before using toilets in Japan to avoid shocking/embarrassing experiences. - stockgotti, on 03/12/2009, -2/+33Asspen, Colorado
- wrzhydr, on 03/12/2009, -0/+31"the joke is in your hand, not up here"
- FrederikNS, on 03/12/2009, -2/+31One-way*
- ophello, on 03/12/2009, -7/+34Who knew taking a ***** could be so exhilarating?
- ronintetsuro, on 03/12/2009, -1/+26"For a good time, call your mom."
- geodebug, on 03/12/2009, -1/+26If I eat too many burritos I'm my own ambiance generator.
- inactive, on 03/12/2009, -0/+25Both toilets would scare me, but in completely different ways. The one-way mirror toilet would leave me completely clenched, whereas the ski toilet would have me dropping my load before I even sat down.
- caLt, on 03/12/2009, -0/+23you need a video of someone pooping?
- MeatPlow, on 03/12/2009, -5/+25People with constipation just don't give a ***** anymore.
- sonicomega, on 03/12/2009, -0/+20then i stood
to zip my pants
tried to fart
and ***** my pants - abadonn, on 03/12/2009, -0/+20I wouldn't sit there
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/757684/japanese_pran ...
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/166947/japan_tv_show ... - StickWST, on 03/12/2009, -13/+32***** you (*****)
- HolyMan28, on 03/12/2009, -0/+18And I'm the guy who would go up to it to check my hair and such. Must be mad uncomfortable for whoever inside :P.
- satyarth, on 03/12/2009, -0/+18Once I urinated in a japanese toilet and accidentaly pressed the wrong button. It squirted water onto my pants.
- MeatPlow, on 03/12/2009, -0/+18Gives new definition to the phrase "captain's log"
- MarshalBanana, on 03/12/2009, -0/+17Well, we have toilet paper. You could try using that to curb the "epidemic".
- ihatepeterh, on 03/12/2009, -0/+17Try to fart lightly first. It will give you extra time.
- JRW5061, on 03/12/2009, -0/+17You're totally a douche bag.
- denkc, on 03/12/2009, -0/+16http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/dont-*****-you ...
- IKORKYI, on 03/12/2009, -0/+16now make it OLED wallpaper!!!
- DarkoKun, on 03/12/2009, -3/+19I see what you did there.
- MeatPlow, on 03/12/2009, -0/+15Ancient Japanese proverb: He who stands on toilet is high on pot.
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