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Top 69 Worst Porn Movie Names

thegamegods.net — Bad porn movies draw their own cult following and porn movie "actors" and "actresses" tend to choose cheesy screen names, but what about those adult movies with really bad titles? Well, here are the 69 worst-titled porn movies to ever, uh, come out.

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  • diggleague, on 10/10/2007, -3/+76By "Worst" do you mean "Best"?
    • spect3r, on 10/10/2007, -9/+7http://www.thegamegods.net.nyud.net:8080/2007/07/23/top-69-worst-porn-movie-names/

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      • Bamborzled, on 10/10/2007, -10/+15Doesn't work. Here's a text dump:

        Bad porn movies draw their own cult following and porn movie “actors” and “actresses” tend to choose cheesy screen names as well, such as Anita Dick, but what about those adult movies with really bad titles? Well, here are the, coincidentally, 69 worst-titled porn movies to ever, uh, come out.
        Here they are!
        1
        Yank My Doodle, It’s A Dandy
        2
        Bust A Nut In Grandma’s Butt
        3
        Big Trouble in Little Vagina
        4
        Willie Wanker And The Fudge Packer Factory
        5
        E-Three the Extra Testicle
        6
        May the Foreskin Be With You
        7
        I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus
        8
        Passions Of the Crotch
        9
        Dude,Where’s My Dildo?
        10
        Edward Penishands
        11
        Sushi Girls #24 - Stir Fry Snatch
        12
        A Beautiful Hind
        13
        Hairy Peter and the prisoner of Ass-ka-bang
        14
        Hairy Peter and the Scorcerer’s Bone
        15
        Star warts episode 5: the hump-pire strikes from the back
        16
        Star Warts episode 6: return of the brown eye
        17
        Great-Grandmas Gone Wild!
        18
        H.R. Muff n’ Stuff
        19
        Let’s Play Anal Twister
        20
        Touching Ryan’s Privates
        21
        Chained Heat 7; Martha does prison
        22
        Poop Chute Boogie
        23
        Saturday Night Beaver
        24
        Star Warts Episode 1: the Phantom penis
        25
        Star warts episode 2: a crack of the moans
        26
        Star warts episode 3: the return of the stiff
        27
        Star warts episode 4: a new grope
        28
        Dead Men Don’t Wear Rubbers
        29
        Moulin Splooge
        30
        A BIG Bump in the Night
        31
        A Fistful of Condoms
        32
        All Anal on the Western Front
        33
        Brotherly Love
        34
        Butt Sex 4: ExLax Edition
        35
        Episiotomies Volume 8
        36
        The Dickapitator
        37
        the Porn Identity
        38
        Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch
        39
        Time Strippers 2: G-String Theory
        40
        Anita C. Adoctor
        41
        Beavis and Butthead Do Debbie
        42
        Hung Wankenstein
        43
        My Large Intestines
        44
        Pickin Scabs
        45
        ***** of Fury
        46
        What’s That Smell??
        47
        When Harry Met Hairier
        48
        Porn
        49
        “Two Girls and a Guy Doing It”
        50
        Crab Party
        51
        Hush! My Mother Might Hear Us!
        52
        Squiggy Gets Jiggy with Laverne
        53
        Tea Bagger Vance
        54
        The Porn Suk-Premecy
        55
        Anal Fireball
        56
        Good Assternoon
        57
        Grandma’s special cookies
        58
        Hooters and the Blowjobs
        59
        Long Nights With Da Man and His Chipmunk Friend
        60
        Lusty Life #89-Slide Your Long Loaf into My Hot Oven
        61
        Ultra Kinky#79-Bowlin’ in Her Colon
        62
        Backdoor Lambada
        63
        Carrottop does Cleveland
        64
        Cockless 19
        65
        Filthy *****#184- Poke ‘er Mon
        66
        Gigili
        67
        Hindfeild - A Porno About Nothing.
        68
        Keepers Gone Wild
        69
        Lifestyles of the Bitchy Wanks
      • rejoined, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Nice mirror, thanks.
      • Hayaemsay, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3I didn't see Deep Space 9" there...
      • Manuelmty, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Definitively DUGG for Hindfeild - A Porno About Nothing.
    • TheWorm, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9"Butt Sex 4: ExLax Edition"

      No. Definitely worse. I can't even imagine..
      • hmunkey, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Ew...

        That name makes me want to vomit.
    • nullmind, on 10/10/2007, -7/+1Yes, and by loser we mean your face.
    • Elranzer, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Actually they are the worst. Some of the best:

      21 Hump Street
      A Beautiful Hine
      A Clockwork Orgy
      Ali Baba and the 40-D's
      American Nympho in London
      Attack of the 50 Foot Hooker
      Ball in the Family
      Batteries Included
      Battlestar Orgasmica
      Beaverly Hillbillies
      Beaver and Buttcheeks
      Beetlejizz
      Bi Dream of Jeanie
      Big Trouble in Little Vagina
      Black Bottom Girls
      Bone Alone
      Booberella
      Booty and the Beast
      Breakfast on Tiffany
      Crocodile Blondie
      Dude, Where's my Dildo?
      Ebeniezer Screw
      Edward Penis-Hands
      Ejacula
      Erectnophobia
      Eye Witness Nudes
      Forrest Hump
      Ghost Lusters
      Hairy Peter and the Sorcerer's Bone
      Hello Titty
      Intercourse with the Vampire
      Little Orphan Anal
      Moulin Splooge
      One Fell Over the Cuckoo's Breast
      Passion of the Crotch
      Pornocchio
      Saturday Night Beaver
      Spooning for Columbine
      Super Hornio Bros
      Tea-Bagger Vance
      The Maddam's Family
      The Texas Dildo Masquearade
      ***** a Wonderful Life
      Vagina on a Rope

      (and no surprise that Ron Jeremy stars in most of 'em)
  • Sayde, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7014 Hairy Peter and the Scorcerer's Bone ... Hahaha
    • RomulusX86, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Star warts episode 5: the hump-pire strikes from the back ... omg
      May the Foreskin Be With You
      I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus
      Passions Of the Crotch
    • chewy5000, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1cockless?
    • Nearoschyth, on 10/10/2007, -3/+2Edward Penis Hands

      Hands down the best one. /pun
    • CaveatCanine, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0Shaving Private Ryan
    • hmunkey, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Now THAT is a movie I'd dress up and camp all night for...
    • edstate, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Shaving Ryan's Privates
  • kendra82, on 10/10/2007, -12/+3Hey..I just submitted it! But I think the article is about the "worst" names..depending upon your perspective they could be the "best."
    • RpgActioN, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Way to not read the first comment.
  • webtechgeek, on 10/10/2007, -5/+4"Dead Men Don’t Wear Rubbers" was my favorite ...
  • rudy23, on 10/10/2007, -6/+66I love the fact that its a Top 69 list
    • nothin2g, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1But it should be a Top 70 list, because "Shaved Soldiers" is definitly missing in this list!
    • aliarshad1988, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0dude, 69..get it....6 9...they fit together like....ahh man you didnt catch the pun.
  • ElectricFuneral, on 10/10/2007, -6/+2e3 extra testicle is totally ripped off from cheech and chong still smoking. they are eating at the cafe and cheech says he came up with a new character, ET(eddie torres) - extra testicle.
  • ElectricFuneral, on 10/10/2007, -3/+538 Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch
    • captainpete, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2They didn't say it was a list of adult films
  • unicronband, on 10/10/2007, -0/+73"Bust a Nut in Grandma's Butt"
    No thanks.
    • tidu, on 10/10/2007, -0/+14"Bowlin’ in Her Colon"

      Do I need shoes?
  • johnkyoungoh, on 10/10/2007, -3/+2Pun Nightmares 101.
  • wildfire, on 10/10/2007, -10/+2Inaccurate. No mention of the porn I made: Wildfire in the Bush.

    (And no, there were no firemen with large hoses. Reply DENIED.)
    • neutrascrub, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1were there firemen with large hoses?
  • tehcobra, on 10/10/2007, -1/+37Lawl at #49: "Two Girls and a guy doing it"
  • headingeast, on 10/10/2007, -1/+28what...? no pulp friction??
  • jmpeagle, on 10/10/2007, -2/+23"Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch"
    - no pun necessary to indicate what is going on there, love it
  • Vodka23, on 10/10/2007, -8/+3Inaccurate. Should be 69 BEST porn movie names.
  • MasterThief117, on 10/10/2007, -3/+2It seems they are working to make the porno from the name and not the other way around.
    • steviebaby, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Methinks plot construction and character development are not at the top of the agenda for these movies
  • robbiedo, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4Buck Naked?
  • stealth45, on 10/10/2007, -4/+101http://www.headinjurytheater.com/porn%20edward%20penishands%20galleray.jpg

    Why, oh why did I google "Edward Penishands"?!
  • numeka, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4"13 Hairy Peter and the prisoner of Ass-ka-bang."

    Pass the tossed salads! ...something I never thought I'd say..
  • Fozfan33, on 10/10/2007, -4/+1does anyone actually know the titles when they watch porn? hmm... so why is there a list again?
  • twirk8888, on 10/10/2007, -6/+2the list should have been limited to 69 diggs.
  • orangester, on 10/10/2007, -2/+10Well it has porn in the title. I see this article getting at least 3000 diggs.
  • dirkdiggler69, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1Harry Pooter!
  • bajesus, on 10/10/2007, -2/+27they still haven't made my Jesus themed porno called "Immaculate Ejaculate"
    • vuke69, on 10/10/2007, -1/+16Jesus is coming... Will you spit, or swallow?
  • rejoined, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6I never thought this kind of article hitting the Digg front page.
    But, as long it did...i remember coming across a similar page long ago..and the porn titles there were equally hilarious. It was called "Pimp Daddy's world of comedy porn titles: http://www.starma.com/penis/daddyswank/daddyswank.html

    I even remember submitting a story, but it only got 2 diggs lol :(
  • orangester, on 10/10/2007, -1/+533
    Brotherly Love

    Wait..what?!
  • RomulusX86, on 10/10/2007, -3/+4Hairy Peter and the prisoner of Ass-ka-bang
  • Jo9100, on 10/10/2007, -0/+17WordPress is the worst pornstar name i ever heard, indeed, but does it beat "Error establishing a database connection"
    • herrshuster, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7i'd like to establish HER database connection
  • fotofunguy, on 10/10/2007, -1/+41. The-can't-get-it-up-Website
  • Jett3, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1148. Porn
  • iamnotrich, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14digg has hit a new lowest point with this article
  • iluvudigg, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2How about having " The Art of Digging " in that list
  • WonderBoy55, on 10/10/2007, -0/+34Hairy Twatter makes the Scorcerers Moan
    Hairy Twatter and the Anus of Secrets
    Hairy Twatter and the Sex-slave of Ass-ka-bang
    Hairy Twatter and the Goblet of Semen
    Hairy Twatter and the Order of the Penis
    Hairy Twatter and the Half Black Chick
    Hairy Twatter and the Salty Swallows

    Staring: Hairy Twatter
    Ron Sleazy
    Hermoaning Banger
    Dumblewhore
    Fagrid
    Yo Wang
    Severus Spank
    Professor Clitlick
    and "In-your-eye" Moody
    • darkamster07, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1ROFLCOPTER
      (you forgot nymphomanic tonks)
  • fotofunguy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8Few more examples (from Friends, remember Phoebe's sister): Sex-Toy Story 2, Lawrence of A Labia, Inspect Her Gadget, Buffay: The Vampire Layer.
  • DreamVsPs2, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10 Passions Of the Crotch

    hahahaahahahhaah
  • glowend, on 10/10/2007, -5/+19Here they are!
    1 Yank My Doodle, It’s A Dandy
    2 Bust A Nut In Grandma’s Butt
    3 Big Trouble in Little Vagina
    4 Willie Wanker And The Fudge Packer Factory
    5 E-Three the Extra Testicle
    6 May the Foreskin Be With You
    7 I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus
    8 Passions Of the Crotch
    9 Dude,Where’s My Dildo?
    10 Edward Penishands
    11 Sushi Girls #24 - Stir Fry Snatch
    12 A Beautiful Hind
    13 Hairy Peter and the prisoner of Ass-ka-bang
    14 Hairy Peter and the Scorcerer’s Bone
    15 Star warts episode 5: the hump-pire strikes from the back
    16 Star Warts episode 6: return of the brown eye
    17 Great-Grandmas Gone Wild!
    18 H.R. Muff n’ Stuff
    19 Let’s Play Anal Twister
    20 Touching Ryan’s Privates
    21 Chained Heat 7; Martha does prison
    22 Poop Chute Boogie
    23 Saturday Night Beaver
    24 Star Warts Episode 1: the Phantom penis
    25 Star warts episode 2: a crack of the moans
    26 Star warts episode 3: the return of the stiff
    27 Star warts episode 4: a new grope
    28 Dead Men Don’t Wear Rubbers
    29 Moulin Splooge
    30 A BIG Bump in the Night
    31 A Fistful of Condoms
    32 All Anal on the Western Front
    33 Brotherly Love
    34 Butt Sex 4: ExLax Edition
    35 Episiotomies Volume 8
    36 The Dickapitator
    37 the Porn Identity
    38 Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch
    39 Time Strippers 2: G-String Theory
    40 Anita C. Adoctor
    41 Beavis and Butthead Do Debbie
    42 Hung Wankenstein
    43 My Large Intestines
    44 Pickin Scabs
    45 ***** of Fury
    46 What’s That Smell??
    47 When Harry Met Hairier
    48 Porn
    49 “Two Girls and a Guy Doing It”
    50 Crab Party
    51 Hush! My Mother Might Hear Us!
    52 Squiggy Gets Jiggy with Laverne
    53 Tea Bagger Vance
    54 The Porn Suk-Premecy
    55 Anal Fireball
    56 Good Assternoon
    57 Grandma’s special cookies
    58 Hooters and the Blowjobs
    59 Long Nights With Da Man and His Chipmunk Friend
    60 Lusty Life #89-Slide Your Long Loaf into My Hot Oven
    61 Ultra Kinky#79-Bowlin’ in Her Colon
    62 Backdoor Lambada
    63 Carrottop does Cleveland
    64 Cockless 19
    65 Filthy *****#184- Poke ‘er Mon
    66 Gigili
    67 Hindfeild - A Porno About Nothing.
    68 Keepers Gone Wild
    69 Lifestyles of the Bitchy Wanks
  • oldtactics, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Dickapitator is genius!
  • bytecolor, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6I thought for sure "The Sperminator" would be in there somewhere.
  • BayAreaKing, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1good god!
  • Melancholia, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0No Rambone or Rectal Barometer? For shame...
  • billizm, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Looks like the list was stolen from this 97 item list here from back in August of 2005:
    http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=3652
    I found it by accident while searching for "Beavis and Butthead do Debbie" which only found the above URL on google. hmm.
    • steviebaby, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I find all my porn "by accident". Yeah right
    • billizm, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1I find all my porn quite on purpose. I found this list by accident, as I said.
      Wanker.
  • TonyTheTerrible, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1down site is down
  • jaxxon, on 10/10/2007, -0/+470. Romancing the Bone
    71. Shaving Ryan's Privates
    • blurplevtx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1hehe, gotta love the creativity, even if it's only in the title
  • SSCrow, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2WoW.
    48. Porn
  • franktank232, on 10/10/2007, -2/+0 Didn't realize there was so much demand for grandma porn.

    Rest of the list...

    Your mama works here
    Bitanic
    bumpy and pals
    Crack Whores of America
    Perverted Adventures of Super Dave#1
    Ping pong
    Prime Cuts-One Fell into the Poo Poo's Nest
    Sirloin *****
    Acid Sex
    Adventures of the Fart Bi***es
    Moo
    porno
    The Anal Girls ofTobacco Road 2 :Vagina Slimes
    Weekend at Grandma's
    Airtight Granny
    Anal Chiropractor
    Hairy Honies #11 - Furburgers
    Beyond the Valley of the Ultra Milkmaids
    Muzak to F*** to-Once,Twice,Three times a Labia
    Price is Right
    Sandwhich of Love
    Snow White and the Three Dwarfs (where are the other four?)
    A Horses Tail
    Heroin
    Prime Cuts-Yo Quiero Taco Smell
    Tig Ol' Bitties
    Fat the Bald and the Ugly
    Tug Boat
  • Scottypants, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Dugg down for no mention of "My Ass Is Haunted"

    http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?PID=6810078&style=ice&frm=frooglemovieA&cart=573939717
  • MrTea, on 10/10/2007, -0/+138 Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch
    41 Beavis and Butthead Do Debbie
    52 Squiggy Gets Jiggy with Laverne
    ?
  • crazybrit, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Is it bad that I've seen one of those?
  • rmeddy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Dugg for 69.
  • Suplyndmnd, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Where the hell is my favs?

    Grand Theft Anal
    Throbbin' Hood
    Big beautiful bouncing bayou bitches (or something like that)
  • blackjack75, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3"Hindfeild - A Porno About Nothing."

    I'd have put that one first on the list. I wonder if the guy who plays George Costanza has aquamidgetitis.
    • JohnQPrivate, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Out of the list, THAT was the only one that I've seen, and it was wretched, even by porn standards. Picture sets that were nothing more than a couch or a chair sitting in what otherwise appears to be an empty room, with bright studio light coming from above, the worst actors that ever lived, and the most staged, mechanical buttsex ever put to video. I've actually been more turned on by watching actual Seinfeld than I was by this flick.
      • Dorepoll, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1This was my Moby Dick. I saw it in a video shop, didn't have the cash, and when I came back it was gone. Now I really want to own this piece of hilarity,
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