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Sex On a Plane- For $299?
travelgossip.blogspot.com — Georgia corporate pilot Bob Smith has a soaring sideline: helping couples join the infamous "mile-high club." For $299, he'll take a frisky twosome past 5,280 feet in a Piper Cherokee 6 fitted with a mattress.
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- Gaius, on 10/12/2007, -5/+205Yeah, I guess that's cool, but there's more to being in the "mile-high club" than just sex in-flight. There's the spontaneity. There's the coordination. There's the thrill of getting caught...
Sometimes, the best sex can't be planned and *paid* for.- tidu, on 10/12/2007, -5/+156Just keep those smoke detectors in place. Don't want anything slithering in.
- Hyprtime, on 10/12/2007, -10/+173[Insert obligatory "trouser snakes on a plane" joke here.]
- chad78, on 10/12/2007, -61/+17I'm sick and tired of all these mother f***ing trouser snakes getting loose on this mother f***ing plane!
Dang it! Hyprtime beat me to it by mere seconds! - Hyprtime, on 10/12/2007, -53/+9"Dang it! Hyprtime beat me to it by mere seconds!"
It's a horndog arms race! - skidogallard, on 10/12/2007, -4/+30original article
http://www.usatoday.com/travel/flights/2006-09-07-mile-high-club_x.htm?csp=34 - igotdugout, on 10/12/2007, -25/+2How does the pilot keep the plane from crashing with all the side to side and up and down sex from the 200+ pound couples?
- mrlost117, on 10/12/2007, -7/+47great, a creepy fat georgia pilot wants to fly people to ***** with no sort of privacy between you and him.
where do I sign? - texpundit, on 10/12/2007, -46/+11Been there, done that....in the bathroom of a 757.
Wait... does your hand count?
>.>
Seriously, though. Me and my girlfriend at the time.. on vacation.. in the bathroom of the 757.. coming back from Hawaii. ROCK! - VipeNess, on 10/12/2007, -21/+4well that really changes the meaning of, Snakes on a Plane ;)
- xinul, on 10/12/2007, -22/+4I'd put my snake on that plane ^_^
- titlesaysitall, on 10/12/2007, -22/+5I'm sick and tired of the ***** whores on this ***** plane!
- crackhammer, on 10/12/2007, -16/+1And you'll get a trip in the bargain for the same price.
- RedHairedMan, on 10/12/2007, -1/+33I smell a porno website coming on. Bang Bus better watch out!
- blakemara, on 10/12/2007, -8/+21@texpundit
Wow, you are so cool. Can I be your best friend? - gd007, on 10/12/2007, -9/+3[Insert obligatory "trouser snakes on a plane" joke here.]
i would but i am not that creative. definitely not as creative as the creator of
this business idea. what an idea! - theone3, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8The only flight where turbulence is a GOOD thing.
- thomasprebble, on 10/12/2007, -9/+1I like it spontaneous. Me, a Singapore Air hostess *drools*. Seriously they have the hottest cabin attendants in the world! On a side note I've actually flown one of those planes, if you ever get a chance to fly one of these babies then do it! Very easy to fly, very stable and are dual control so if you stuff up the pilot can step in.
- charlietuna, on 10/12/2007, -4/+3@thomasprebble - Sorry to see they dug you down, and all you did was state your opinion. I get wolf packed all the time here. It's like the Digg Scarlet Letter.
- thomasprebble, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0I didn't think people were so passionately against Piper Cherokees!
- texpundit, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1@blakemara
No.
- hanwant, on 10/12/2007, -16/+5Well something new to try out...couples who want something innovative...i guess ;-)
- canewediggit, on 10/12/2007, -5/+13i'd do it for a bit more on a nicer plane. there's not even enough headroom there. great idea though.
- Tamriel, on 10/12/2007, -9/+32Why would one need headroom when one is horizontal?
- Dochtuir, on 10/12/2007, -1/+90There's plenty more than the misionary position you know. Experiment a little.
- Idealistic, on 10/12/2007, -3/+79"There's plenty more than the misionary position you know. Experiment a little."
Keep your liberal propaganda to yourself! Think of the children! *Covers Ears, Na Na Na, I can't hear you!* - nato64, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3If you're the type of couple paying to have sex on a plane, I'd imagine you'd do something far more interesting than missionary. There are far better positions out there that requre at least *some* headroom.
- Nighthawke, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2A Cherokee 6? Who are the folks that he is planning to sign on, midgets? Aint enough leg- or headroom to do much in that crate, even with all the seats pulled, save the the pilot's chair of course.
Get something a little more roomy, like a Cessna Caravan turboprop. You'll be able to pack 4 full-growns in there (aint going to say adults, they'll be like kids in a candy shop) and have a comfortable, fun-filled session for 6 hours fully fueled.
Oh, and room left over for a couple of cameramen to work comfortably too..
- Heartlander, on 10/12/2007, -31/+4"Why would one need headroom when one is horizontal?"
Ummm......never mind. LOL!!- adinb, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9C'mon, get a plane and you're not going to try some acrobatics? :P
- rworne, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21@adinb:
Why doesn't he just fly a nice parabolic curve and give the couples some weightlessness?
That's a good use for NASA's Vomit Comet.
- xXShadowstormXx, on 10/12/2007, -23/+2Just don't tell the first couple that there are snakes under under the bed! :P
- pintomp3, on 10/12/2007, -1/+39is it strictly b.y.o.p. (partner, silly) or can you opt for full-service?
- DesireCampbell, on 10/12/2007, -2/+37If such service came from the guy in the picture, I'd opt out.
- mrASSMAN, on 10/12/2007, -4/+48Bring Your Own Penis?
Ha. - graystar, on 10/12/2007, -1/+29And when the chick wants to be on top, he will fly the plane upside down so you dont need to move.
- icepick314, on 10/12/2007, -11/+88wanna bet the pilot has few hidden cams somewhere in the plane?
gives a new meaning to the word "cockpit" as well...- Lane, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10i wanted to promote your comment but it was at 69 and i felt that the number in and of itself was too appropriate so i must say, kudos!
- gregharmon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10Noo! it hit 70 diggs and thus I've dug it down one and in order to return the digg coutn to it's rightful place, which is 69.
- timwizard, on 10/12/2007, -28/+2Snakes on a plane!
Thats actually pretty cheap for the situation...- pintomp3, on 10/12/2007, -27/+2don't u mean trowser-snakes on a plane?
- eplawless, on 10/12/2007, -6/+18don't u mean lern 2 spel
- twtmc, on 10/12/2007, -23/+6Now you don't have to worry about a snake biting you in the nipple next time you have sex on a plane!
- pingveno, on 10/12/2007, -3/+12Are you sure?
- 500freestyle, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21Interesting, but being allowed to do it kinda takes the fun out of it. Except for the obvious fun of course.
- nbx909, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10i now know what i'm doing with my pilot's liceanse once i get it later this year.
- Jonsey, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10Need your commerical :)
- nbx909, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7only if i was to make money off of it, but i can charge for fuel and rental of the aircraft, basically if i want to get some air time free with my private liceanse
- nbx909, on 10/12/2007, -9/+23woops i double posted :(
- GeekGrrrl, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4You cannot "charge" for anything but you can split the costs.
FAR ยง 61.113 (c) A private pilot may not pay less than the pro rata share of the operating expenses of a flight with passengers, provided the expenses involve only fuel, oil, airport expenditures, or rental fees. - Jonsey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5That would be a good way to get time in. You could also video tape it, and start your own website!
- nbx909, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5@GeekGrrrl
True that's what the FAA says, however, being a student pilot and being employed by an FBO that's not what happens, private pilots at the airport that i work at charge their passangers the full amount of rental/fuel all the time. You don't think there is a nice FAA inspector peering down every transaction? and the FBO doesn't care how they get payed as long as they get payed.
- pixelmixer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+60i love clicking on thumbnail images only to be linked to an image that is the same size.... how annoying..
- commonsence21, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16lol you just KNOW there is a hidden camera somewhere on that plane.
- lickmygiggle, on 10/12/2007, -12/+1eh, nevermind
- soopah256, on 10/12/2007, -0/+28lol. i love this part...
"You also get to keep the sheets. ... Everybody gets brand-new sheets."- popfrogs, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Brand new sheets? What about the comforter? Oh the stories a hotel room comforter could tell.
- Xinareiaz, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4So wait....Do you acualy have to be in a plane or just be a mile high?
there should be a 10000 feet mountain club :D (although, the tops of 10000 foot mountains arent that comfortable)- FloatingPoint, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6Good point. I live in Denver...does that mean I'm in the club?
- wistar, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Hypoxia club.
- mikeabundo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Different altitude packages -- the Long Tail of aerial sex.
- Filozzi, on 10/12/2007, -20/+1"Sex On A Plane"
Looks like we have the new official title to the sequel of "Snakes On A Plane"!- mikeazorin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13I think you missed the joke about "Trowser-Snakes on a Plane."
- Klowner, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14And for another $50, he'll sell a copy of the video to the frisky couple.
- anglachel, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20another $150 beyond that and he won't sell the other copies to people over the internet.
- hustl3, on 10/12/2007, -1/+29Blahh I rather have sex while playing a Flight Simulator... sorry guys I'm cheap like that.
- adinb, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Just go to Independence pass (outside Aspen) and you can get your 2 mile high cert. (14k feet)
- scott1, on 10/12/2007, -4/+7"Sex On a Plane- For $299?"
He could alot more money if also put snakes on it.- Jaybob404, on 10/12/2007, -5/+9your comment alot more sense if also put grammar on it.
- yensed, on 10/12/2007, -6/+15"Sex On A Mutha Fu*kin Plain"
- Schnep97, on 10/12/2007, -3/+6your comment was "bland"
- wingnut21, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9I'd pay 300 bucks to do it on the vomit comet:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vomit_Comet- pingveno, on 10/12/2007, -11/+2Vomit Comet sex... I'd take my wife on that! (when I get married, that is)
- carpespasm, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7aslong as no vomiting is involved i've always wondered about how sex in zero-g is. i wonder if any of the friskier astronauts have tested it?
- postitnote, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18Sounds like it would be perfect for you since it only lasts about 25 seconds anyways.
- ViceVirtue, on 10/12/2007, -7/+2As long as vomiting is involved then I've always wandered how sex in g-spot is.
I wonder if any of the freakier astrologists have found it. - Schnep97, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5you wonder too much.
- ScionX, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14002908/
Here is an article about trying to have sex in Zero-G. They basically say it's servere pain in the ass. - HarryBauzonia, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5@pingveno
If you want sex, don't get married. Trust me on this.
- KageKonjou, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3Dugg for the sheer "wtf, this is funny/awesome" factor.
- apersaud, on 10/12/2007, -12/+1I hope they change the bed sheets for every couple.....
- aOenEz, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9"You also get to keep the sheets. ... Everybody gets brand-new sheets."
Yep. - JoeShmoew, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13RTFA
- aOenEz, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9"You also get to keep the sheets. ... Everybody gets brand-new sheets."
- rumor, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2isn't part of the point of doing it on a plane to do it in something other than the missionary or horizontal?
you know, cramped spaces, etc.... - FastZ, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2I'm currently trying to find a nice girl to take with me on one of these "sight-seeing" plane rides... :D
- thoughtfulclown, on 10/12/2007, -4/+3*insert obligatory, "you won't find one" joke here*
- insinuate, on 10/12/2007, -7/+3wow. I'm so sick of the Snakes on a Plane jokes...
I gotta see that movie... - Hhhhhthealien, on 10/12/2007, -18/+2This is immoral. Learn decency.
The "consenting adults" excuse for poor moral judgement is interesting indeed.- VeganG, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4Immoral? All that's different is the setting. What's so vastly different about a couple having sex in an airplane with no one else around, than having sex in their bedroom? Is it also "immoral" for a couple to have sex on their living room couch?
- HarryBauzonia, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Well Vegan, I'm with you on the point of "having sex with no else one around". The point you're missing is that there IS someone else around. He's about 2 feet away and separated from you and your moaning woman by a thin curtain. He could hear your nuts slapping her butt cheeks with every stroke.
C'mon man. Immoral or not, that's just creepy.
- Cleanlyness, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17stop linking to NOOB blogs
http://www.usatoday.com/travel/flights/2006-09-07-mile-high-club_x.htm?csp=34 - MrObjectional, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Next is Zero G, or maybe skydiving, but it might be to short of a drop to last th-
Nevermind. - hpmk, on 10/12/2007, -4/+0diving doesnt last more then a minute at best
- oonix, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5only in america, the land of [immoral] opportunities.
- RyeBrye, on 10/12/2007, -6/+3I hope there isn't any literal Mother F'ing on this plane... Then again - this guy is from Georgia...
- contradictator, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10I'm tired of these motherf***ing double-meanings on this motherf***ing story!
- dylanr, on 10/12/2007, -7/+0Newsflash: This has been around for at least a decade, folks. *Lame*
- OuNix, on 10/12/2007, -5/+0Not a bad price lol
- mjpatey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Eeeew, a plane with a sex mattress? I'd have to bring a black light.
- blakemara, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8[immature sexual comment]
- nessup, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4Thats it, I've had it with these ***** sex fiends on this ***** plane!
- blackjack75, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2When you're talking about sex on a plane '*****' does not sound so abstract anymore...
- writekelly, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2Does the cost include the partner?
- eurocrisp, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1do you take off and land laying down? wouldn't there be safety regulations or something for this "business" he's operating?
I'd be pretty creeped out by the fact that the guy who wants you to ***** in his plane is only a few feet away behind a small curtain.- arkitect, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2At least he has his headphones on. That makes it less creepy.
- DeathScytheHell, on 10/12/2007, -3/+0now people can have sex .5 past light speed.
- tokyokevin, on 10/12/2007, -6/+0My brother has mile-high sex 3 or 4 times a week. he lives in Denver.
- EasY_TargeT, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5nobody cares about your brother
- Thwarter, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3Next up: flying brothels - Skanks on a Plane!
- spytromics, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Infamous means noted for extremely evil deeds. It does not mean extremely famous!
Stalin is infamous.
Hitler is infamous.
The mile-high club is famous. - DaMacGamer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2why are there google ads for anti terrorism for a blog post about sex?
- 15charmaxwtf, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I guess the the keyword is "plane".
- mikeabundo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Wonder if you can do barrel rolls.
- ryandig, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0A guy makes some cash letting people have sex on his airplane? All I can say to that is:
God Bless America! - gd007, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1how many miles do you get per orgasm?
- garf12, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1For you sqaubeling over the legality of pay and all that for doing this without a commerical also keep in mind that the FAA has prior history of counting the hours gained in flight as a compensation.
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