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  • moojj, on 10/11/2007, -11/+121I get the feeling that he has perfected the "Crazy Scare" technique in court. I don't know, it's just a feeling I guess.
    • utcursch, on 10/11/2007, -3/+37Or he could be suffering from a medical condition such as Graves Disease or Hyperthyroidism.

      http://images.google.co.in/images?q=Graves%20Disease
      http://images.google.co.in/images?q=Hyperthyroidism+eyes

      http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/sym/bulging_eyes.htm#intro
      • g30ff, on 10/11/2007, -3/+27It's not just the eyes, it's the grimace. It looks more like a case of this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constipation
        Type 1 on the Bristol chart.
        • wildfire, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7That article makes me want to go grill some moose sausage now. Don't know why though.
        • g30ff, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1You must be made of stronger stuff than I. That article put me off eating for the next couple hours at least.
        • BrapAllgood, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0Honestly, it looks a lot more like he's got the exact *opposite* problem. :)

          "Are we done yet?"
      • Wonderkind, on 10/11/2007, -1/+11All I know is, I want him on MY side.
    • zybch, on 10/11/2007, -23/+8Way to totally ignore the dupe filter and post EXACTLY the same URL as I did a short while back, you ***** douchebag!
      You completely ignored the 'existing URL' message and submitted anyway like a total cocksucking tool!
      (and no, I'm not going to spam this story with the URL of my own submission, because I'm NOT a douche like moojj is)!
      • jcounterman, on 10/11/2007, -3/+8simply omitting the URL from your original submission doesn't keep you from being a douche.

        just to let you know...
      • weeeezzll, on 10/11/2007, -9/+3Yea douchie-doucherson! Your just a douchie-douche douchmeister, who has douches for brains.

        (So your mad because they made the story popular? Get over it...)
      • iDiggIt42, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6Sir, please remain calm or I will be forced to remove you from the tubes to prevent pollution of their contents.
      • mhender, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2You may not be a douche like moojj is, but you sure are a childish angry sissy who clearly didn't get enough hugs from mommy otherwise he wouldn't need the reassurance from diggers by getting his submission dugg, otherwise crying like a bitch!
        zybch FTL!!!!!!!!!!!!
        ALL HAIL MOOJJ, KING OF SUBMISSIONS!!!!
      • moojj, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Dear Mr Douchey Douche,

        I had to do a few searches in Digg to find your original submission. You're original story got 13 diggs and is now over 3 months old. Your crappy description and title prevented it from making front page. So ask yourself, who are you really angry at? The digg community for not digging your submission? Yourself for creating such a stupid title and description? Or me, little old Moojj, who has never heard of you and will never care to hear of you again?
    • yogiri, on 10/11/2007, -7/+2So... it's very funny making fun of a blind person? You ***** *****, people like you make me sick.
    • catalysis, on 10/11/2007, -2/+22Upon further research it seems the guy is blind and chose to take a picture without glasses, so this really isn't that funny anymore
      • mdmadph, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1It wasn't even his eyes that I found funny -- it's the grimace. And, in that case, I continue my mirth. Ha ha.
      • gunnar3, on 10/11/2007, -1/+0Blind people don't quiet know what a smile should look like it the problem, when told to smile for the camera they make a face that they thinks should look like a smile, i know that my sister can't smile for ***** on camera, you need to tell her to laugh, or just say something funny...
    • fkr3, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4I think he got his compensation experience from the botched plastic surgery...
    • ishwarchand, on 10/11/2007, -2/+3Ok who all read the article first and didnt see the pick and thought this was the worst news story ever.
    • nathron, on 10/11/2007, -0/+0haha perfect delivery on the title moojj.. i laughed pretty hard when i saw the picture
    • MUMboy, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1Damn it. After laughing at the picture and then finding out he is blind, I am really feeling very ashamed. Please do some research next time before posting.
  • kevinfell, on 10/11/2007, -15/+41Obligatory:
    http://mkbstares.ytmnd.com/
    • Hippias, on 10/11/2007, -9/+33It seems that you guys don't know that he is blind. Please don't make fun of a blind person.
      • tomatogirl, on 10/11/2007, -2/+12Do you know for a fact that he's blind? Or is that just a guess? If he is blind, please re-comment at the top level.
        • EricAugu, on 10/11/2007, -0/+10Way to take drain the fun out of a room, tomatogirl :p

          ;-)
      • Nis81, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Daredevil lives!
      • spudnic, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7I'll make fun of him the same as I'd make fun of anyone else. I've got a friend in a wheelchair and if there is one thing I've learned from him it's that treating people the same means just that.
      • seanc6610, on 10/11/2007, -2/+17Even if he is blind, it's not like he's gonna come to digg and read this post.
        • mdmadph, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1You must not remember that blind business guy who posted that ad on Google and later came on here and put the smack down.
    • SurrealDream, on 10/11/2007, -2/+8ZE GOGGLES, DEY DO NATHING!
    • desmondregan, on 10/11/2007, -2/+3kevinfell thank you so much i laughed out loud for over 2 minutes
    • MrPig, on 10/11/2007, -4/+3http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/641/wantedwz9.jpg I don't trust him.
    • Virgule, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1
      hey whats the name of that song..? the piano piece...?
  • hustl3, on 10/11/2007, -7/+16He will serve time for you
  • emanggid, on 10/11/2007, -10/+47wait! that must be the famous "chewbacca" defense stare! what a genius.....
  • aidan7, on 10/11/2007, -5/+0he looks like one of the guys who lives on the cult compound in Big Love.
  • coolian, on 10/11/2007, -5/+22The Dramatic Lawyer?
  • iherbivore, on 10/11/2007, -7/+2Awesome. I want one.
  • morsu, on 10/11/2007, -10/+2He looks like the kind of lawyer that has perfected the Chewbacca defense
  • SpaceDreamer, on 10/11/2007, -7/+2I see that Jack Thompson has taught him well
  • trghpy, on 10/11/2007, -4/+103God, someone needs to photoshop some dollar signs into those eyes.
  • Antitheft, on 10/11/2007, -15/+4I, for one, welcome our new lawyer overlord.

    Just kidding.
  • jtb4, on 10/11/2007, -6/+4What a picture! Their website seems to be handling the traffic so far....
  • g30ff, on 10/11/2007, -6/+16As a lawyer I don't think I'd hire him. Now, if I were looking for someone to be in an Ex-lax commercial things would be different...
  • max420, on 10/11/2007, -3/+6has anyone else taken the time to look at the other pictures. Out of all of them, there are like 3 people that look normal. The rest all have humourus qualites to their pics.
    • flightvector, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1umm, everyone else looks normal to me, i just wasted my time clicking on them all
  • halfamazing, on 10/11/2007, -4/+51a few others to consider....

    http://www.bcm-law.com/Bio/PeterStavropoulos.asp
    http://www.bcm-law.com/Bio/WilliamBrewster.asp
    http://www.bcm-law.com/Bio/KellyGross.asp
    http://www.bcm-law.com/Bio/RobertWinston.asp
    • crawf061, on 10/11/2007, -3/+14http://www.bcm-law.com/Bio/KellyGross.asp

      Such a fitting name... the parents deserve the credit
      • seanc6610, on 10/11/2007, -3/+1Haha I was thinking the same thing. She must've had the most miserable childhood.
    • phenry50BMG, on 10/11/2007, -1/+22So, the Addam's family is alive and well!
    • Ocelot13, on 10/11/2007, -4/+15i guys i think i found jabba the hutt, hes disguised as Mr.Winston
    • Ocelot13, on 10/11/2007, -10/+4i guys i think i found jabba the hutt, hes disguised as Mr.Winston
    • AK10, on 10/11/2007, -3/+15Holy jeebus, looks like the Adams Family started a law practice!
    • staxofmax, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7Is it just me, or does Peter look like a Goomba circa the Mario Brothers movie?
    • devikwolf, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Am I the only one who thinks that William Brewster looks like a Joss Whedon vampire?
    • gmavz, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Mutant League
    • skankyBacon, on 10/11/2007, -4/+7You guys are class acts.
    • ZeRux, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Wolfram & Hart
  • halfamazing, on 10/11/2007, -23/+2A few others to consider....

    http://www.bcm-law.com/Bio/PeterStavropoulos.asp
    http://www.bcm-law.com/Bio/WilliamBrewster.asp
    http://www.bcm-law.com/Bio/KellyGross.asp
    http://www.bcm-law.com/Bio/RobertWinston.asp
  • FZero68, on 10/11/2007, -3/+2hes so angry.
  • Irfit, on 10/11/2007, -7/+1Just in case:
    http://bayimg.com/aAdCoaABg
  • sonaro, on 10/11/2007, -5/+2This could possibly be one of the greatest spam techniques ever. (Not accusing you, moojj.)
    • georgiecasey, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1yep, the page is ranking no. 10 in google for 'need a lawyer'
  • Nis81, on 10/11/2007, -5/+73Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked... just... like... THIS!
    [/roger rabbit]
  • staxofmax, on 10/11/2007, -4/+5Scanners, anyone?
  • Ocelot13, on 10/11/2007, -4/+3This here is chewbacca, what it has to do with this case, i dont know.
  • JamesWilson, on 10/11/2007, -6/+2BYAHHHH!
  • longboarder543, on 10/11/2007, -4/+106This is the single greatest thing ever to make the front page of digg. Oh was I woefully unprepared for the spectrum of emotions I would experience in the 2 seconds after I clicked that link. The end result was me spewing water all over my keyboard that I was drinking. I then immediately became terrified as the gravity of that man's stare penetrated deep into my psyche. As the trembling subsided, I was reborn in the glory that is this photograph. Thank you, sir, for this post, I will never forget it.
    • blaaguuu, on 10/11/2007, -3/+13I'm curious how one goes about drinking their keyboard...

      o_O
      • MasterThief117, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Keyboards: There not just for typing.
    • catalysis, on 10/11/2007, -4/+4What do you feel like now that you know he is blind?
      • RussellDovey, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6That explains why the photo is still on the website, I guess.
    • neonenergy, on 10/11/2007, -4/+12This is the single greatest thing ever to make the front page of digg. Oh was I woefully unprepared for the spectrum of emotions I would experience in the 2 seconds after I clicked that link. The end result was me spewing water all over my keyboard that I was drinking. I then immediately became terrified as the gravity of that man's stare penetrated deep into my psyche. As the trembling subsided, my mom saw it and got scared and said "you're moving with your aunty and uncle in bel-air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought now forget it, "yo homes to bel-air". I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo, homes smell you later". Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
      • SpeedyOps, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2logged in just to digg that comment, made my night..
      • siszam, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2Funniest post I've seen in a long time. I laughed and laughed. It's sit on my throne though. Not settle my throne.
    • Socolco, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3Awesome comment.
  • Meyithi, on 10/11/2007, -3/+1What's very scary is I think that generally is his best effort of a smile!
  • Jerim, on 10/11/2007, -4/+46Must have graduated from the Gary Busey school of law.
  • Blitzenn, on 10/11/2007, -3/+2Yikes!
  • grooviekenn, on 10/11/2007, -5/+3I would love to see him represent the Islamic Rage Boy!
  • woss, on 10/11/2007, -9/+39"Mr. Brandow is legally blind. He chose to take his firm profile picture without his dark sunglasses to feel and perhaps appear more normal. Good job mocking the disabled."
    • Wesside, on 10/11/2007, -3/+4Where did you find he's blind? I don't see that in his profile anywhere o.O
    • halavais, on 10/11/2007, -0/+11The quotation marks above would suggest this is taken from somewhere, but Google doesn't seem to find it. Would you enlighten us to the source?

      In fact, it appears to me that a webmaster was a bit overambitious in whiting the eyes and the teeth, but that might just be me.
    • ICSU, on 10/11/2007, -4/+26Can you be illegally blind?
    • nonzzero, on 10/11/2007, -2/+7I bet he fights crime by night.
    • jezkah, on 10/11/2007, -0/+19woss got it from here: http://www.abovethelaw.com/2007/05/lawyer_of_the_day_michael_k_br.php#comment-48485

      But, as someone on trickeries.com points out, "So if he is blind why in the hell did someone not tell him how ***** crazy he looked in the picture? Why couldn’t someone say, “We need to take this picture again, you look like a damned lunatic."
      • m3mn0n, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3some of the comments on there are just stupid...

        "2:38 - hiliarious! This post, hilarious! I've been laughing for 10 minutes now.

        Posted by: Anonymous | May 29, 2007 02:41 PM" (3 minutes later)

        I doubt he's blind.
    • grubwort, on 10/11/2007, -0/+19If he could see the pic he'd probably have a good laugh himself. Blind or not, it's ***** funny.
    • armourer, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Stevie Wonder was blind from birth, but I'd like you to find a picture of him like THAT
    • no1joel, on 10/11/2007, -3/+1Well if he's blind he won't be upset at the things on the computer screen you nasty people have written, because he cannot see them.
  • PinkoComrade, on 10/11/2007, -4/+1ZOMG that's how OJ must have been acquitted!
  • dunbone, on 10/11/2007, -2/+11John Lithgow on crack comes to mind
    • Ansible, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Specializing in oscillation overthuster law... partner at Whorfin, Bigbooté, and Smallberries.
  • ChristianBk, on 10/11/2007, -4/+1Holy jesus his eyes are tiny!
  • SurrealDream, on 10/11/2007, -3/+1Ah, now that's "put-out-on-a-first-date" material.
  • rrobster, on 10/11/2007, -3/+2Coffee----must-have -more-coffee.
  • leftistcoast, on 10/11/2007, -4/+2He acquire his degree at the John Marshall School of Law...but clerked with Justice Fester Adams in the 7th Circuit.
  • compgeek, on 10/11/2007, -3/+2Holy crap those eyes!!!! The Grudge much?
    • grooviekenn, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3Their IT guy must be SOOOOOOO confused right now!
      • Ahnteis, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2If he's worth anything at all, he'll check the referrer logs.

        Alternately, if he's like most IT guys he's found the link on Digg during his normal day.
  • darkskinfan87, on 10/11/2007, -4/+21He blinked in each of the pictures he took before this one. This time, he got it right.
  • djdigital, on 10/11/2007, -5/+3http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/5131/12447451ag1.jpg
    • noisey, on 10/11/2007, -6/+1Hhahahaha. Digg needs a photoshop area.
  • NikoKun, on 10/11/2007, -2/+3XD i half expected his picture to be a gif, and the words "BRAINS" would pop up... lol
  • SnowSurfns, on 10/11/2007, -2/+3he has intensity...jeez
  • enigma2275, on 10/11/2007, -2/+0Another successful graduate of the Gary Busey School of Scary Stares
  • themattman, on 10/11/2007, -3/+11Anyone notice the slight resemblance to Weird Al?

    http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/5300/1354ss3.jpg
  • mikeyj10, on 10/11/2007, -5/+4Thank god my firm doesn't make us take photos for the webpage.
    • Dhalgren, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1Seriously, you can't look worse than this guy...
  • damage84, on 10/11/2007, -4/+19Yeah he is blind or suffering from some kind of "ican'tlookrightness" disease.
    http://www.abovethelaw.com/2007/05/lawyer_of_the_day_michael_k_br.php#comment-48485
    • JoWiGo, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3I also trust comments from anonymous people... It could very well be a joke that some guy decided to post on the comments.
  • paradigm1220, on 10/11/2007, -8/+4Seriously? Buried as dumb.
  • Fallout911, on 10/11/2007, -3/+6It's JOHN LITHGOW!

    http://www.nerf-herders-anonymous.net/images/JohnLithgow_BuckarooBanzai.jpg
  • gjscds, on 10/11/2007, -16/+18Mr. Brandow is legally blind. He chose to take his firm profile picture without his dark sunglasses to feel and perhaps appear more normal. Good job mocking the disabled.
  • tuner0fsteel, on 10/11/2007, -2/+4This dude would be my first pick for a lawyer. For some reason I'm sure we would win!!
  • morsosky, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4thryrotoxicosis! graves disease, someone should tell him
    • whiskeysquared, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1No need to warn him, he knows. A lawyer I know works with that firm on a regular basis, and of course I showed him the picture. He identified him immediately. Definitely graves disease.
  • Onyxblaze, on 10/11/2007, -7/+4You guys are complete assholes. You posted this guy's real name and a (funny, yes) picture of him... ON A ***** NEWS SITE. All you people should kill yourselves. I think I should take pics of you with your name and personal information and post it. How would you feel then?
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