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Funniest Job Application at Mcdonalds:

dummies-guide-to-everything.bl… — This was a real application at mcdonalds , and the guy got the job because he was just so honest and funny

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  • Albionshores, on 10/10/2007, -8/+12An oldy but a damn-funny goody. Thanks for posting.
  • Error601, on 10/10/2007, -8/+14Funny in a lame teenage smart ass sort of way.
    • thcobbs, on 10/10/2007, -3/+3That comment about target for middle management hostility would have had me send him out the door.
      • Firehed, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1You work in middle management, don't you?
  • Achaean, on 10/10/2007, -8/+3lol that was great
  • techiefreak, on 10/10/2007, -8/+2funny, thanks for the laugh
  • bouche, on 10/10/2007, -3/+43so very old and fake.
    http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/mcdonald.asp
    • nevinl, on 10/10/2007, -3/+2Nice comment on the history of the post, but honestly, that is sad in so many ways..... I suppose that it could be worse, you could be one of the 20+ posts "Old! no digg"
    • iceschade, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2SHUT UP!!! You're such a spoil-sport!
  • rider87, on 10/10/2007, -6/+3funny...great
  • titandegroot, on 10/10/2007, -7/+1Its fake, but very funny! Thanks for the reminder.
  • zooxbeirut, on 10/10/2007, -5/+11sign here: Aries . ROFL
  • FreakyD, on 10/10/2007, -11/+1That was pretty McFunny
  • Goodbyeworld, on 10/10/2007, -3/+11that wasn't really that funny.
  • Zordar, on 10/10/2007, -4/+4If it were real, the applicant is too clever to work for McD's.
  • BrokenVisage, on 10/10/2007, -5/+3Dugg for "Sign here: Aries" alone.
  • MerryMortician, on 10/10/2007, -6/+1Did he get the job? did he.... really?
  • BradMW, on 10/10/2007, -2/+9There's nothing funny about being completely worthless.
    • SocialPoison, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2Haven't been on digg long, have you?
    • arobar, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Why must you ruin everyone else's fun?
  • whinehurst, on 10/10/2007, -6/+9Buried for a webpage that still uses animated gifs. please, for the love of all things sacred on the internet, stop that. it was cute in 1997.
  • MalDON, on 10/10/2007, -3/+5I wouldn't have buried this if it wasn't for the description out right lying
    "the guy got the job because he was just so honest and funny"
  • Lorddias, on 10/10/2007, -4/+2If I had a dime for everytime I saw that..

    thats what my grandpa said 60 years ago. And you know how much a dime was worth 60 years ago. Could get a tank full of gas and a candy bar to boot.
  • freezerburn666, on 10/10/2007, -3/+3oh yeah, i can see it now "um, can i get a big mac meal" "yeah, you can" and he just stands there, or something.
  • ZachIsHere, on 10/10/2007, -2/+4Terrible
  • Meistro, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5The internet is proof that what goes around comes around, and around, and around again and again... so on and so forth. Buried as old. Give me something new.
  • rejoined, on 10/10/2007, -9/+2Man this is old.
    Ok, my application.

    Name: rejoined
    Sex: Only with opposite sex
    Desired Position: Missionary
    Education: Kamasatra
    Last Position Held: Doggy
    Most Notable Achievement: Personal
    Preferred Hours: Nights...sometimes days too
    Do You Have Any Special Skills?: My gf knows them
    Do You Have A Car?: Sure. Want a ride?
    Do You Smoke?: Only after
    Have You Received Any Special Awards Or Recognition?: They give out awards for this?
    What Would You Like To Be Doing In Five Years?: Still doing it
    Do you Certify That The Above Is True And Complete To The Best Of Your Knowledge?: mmkay, I did exaggerate about the Special Skills......whatever
    Sign Here: Gladly
  • captaincoconut, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2lolol
  • insonh, on 10/10/2007, -8/+3it never happend, its an urban ledgend. even once an a while some idiot falls for this, same people who believe this also believe the WTC wasnt knocked down by arabs

    this story has been arround since 97 and has been proven false

    http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/mcdonald.asp
  • jhaven, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3Taco Bell Application, courtesy of Totse:
    http://tinyurl.com/yugpoy
    http://tinyurl.com/26mgjw
    http://tinyurl.com/2fh9d9
    Yes, it's real. Yes, it was submitted. Yes, he was called in for an interview.
  • Zihuatanejo, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3I don't care if it's fake and 10 years old. I still laughed...in the middle of class...and the professor looked at me.
  • insonh, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1no its not real

    here's the guy who wrote the original with the original applaction and his reasons for writing it

    http://www.bulmash.com/04-10-97.html
  • insonh, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0no it didnt

    http://www.bulmash.com/04-10-97.html
  • saegiru, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Wow. Totally unfunny, lame, and fake. Why is this on the front page?
    Oh wait, I just got it. Sex: Not yet! HAHAHAHHAHA.
    Wow.
  • whisperedlie, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2how many chain emails from 5-10 years ago must we endure on the digg front page?
  • lschofield, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1I think its funny - real or fiction (who cares), and I hadn't seen it before either!
    Maybe people should be less generous digging things down - just because you don't like it doesn't mean that someone else shouldn't get a chance to see it and decide if they like it. If you don't like it and its not spam - just leave it alone. If you like it, digg it. If its spam - digg it down. (thats how I operate).
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  • crossers, on 07/16/2008, -0/+0funny! I digg it!
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