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Best Porn Star Interviews Ever!

somethingawful.com — WARNING! Adult Content! Usually I wouldn't be very interested in Porn Star interviews, but this guy basically harasses them until they hang up on him. Funny stuff.

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  • ThinkBox, on 10/12/2007, -31/+15Freaking hilarious
    • rockforever, on 10/12/2007, -6/+110Yeah its really funny, but all I could think of the whole time was "I put on my wizards hat and robe."
    • Lamtd, on 10/12/2007, -15/+4Ha ha, yeah I had the same thought all the way !
    • shirtninjay, on 10/12/2007, -3/+37Jeezus, how movies has the interviewer viewed?! He's like a human-pornstar-insulting-wikipedia!

      "You followed 1996's "Anal Aristocrats" with 1997's "Dirty Little Butthole Whores", what happened to your anus's self-esteem between the filming of the two?"
    • choy, on 10/12/2007, -29/+12Jeez Zack need to get a life. This isn't funny, it's rude and stupid. Anyone who thinks this is "funny" - put yourself in the interviewees shoes, how would you like to get insulted for no reason?
    • andreo, on 10/12/2007, -14/+6@choy:

      Nah, it's pretty ***** funny. Though I've only heard of 2 of the people that he interviewed, Peter North and Wifey.
      I do think that North did gay porn early in his career and Wifey is up there in years (though I'd hit it cause she still looks good, but I've found her movies to be dull).
      If you see the picture that is posted of Kate. She does indeed have a mis shaped foot. It looks like it comes from constantly wearing shoes that are to small (I saw some documentary about women that do that. But it still doesn't make it any less ***** up to look at.)
      The only thing I didn't agree with was the interview with Aria. You can tell she has a higher body fat percentage then your normal female porn star. But I don't think she'll be qualifying for any Jenny Craig before pictures any time soon. Thought the blow-up factor is going to be pretty high with her.
    • tresk, on 10/12/2007, -9/+1@rockforever
      ahaha, I thought the exact same thing!
    • Modulo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10your feet don't get deformed like that by shoes, unless you have some shows that have the ability to like, merge toes together on the molecular level into some kind of hoof thing. which if you do, please let me know because I want hoof things for feet.
    • W00DR0W, on 10/12/2007, -17/+12About the Zingers this guy made, I highly doubt someone would actually get distraught enough to hang up immediately over a dumb ass line like this.

      "Oh, I just wondered if you wear your schoolgirl outfit when you go to the mail to get your AARP magazine"
      At least one person would say "what?" or laugh, not hang up to a bad jokes like that.
      Here are other bad jokes he made:
      or "Do they make Frankenstein shoes with high heels?" or
      "How much knowledge can one anus retain?" or "FYI you're kind of a porker."

      I'm calling *****, and even if it wasn't fake it's still lame as hell. Marked as inaccurate.
    • persaltier, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3ordiLamoure: whos dustin diamond?

      Zack: He's kind of like you but with viagra and a beard instead of boy shorts and droopy eyes.

      lol
    • catastrophee, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5lol rockforever, I was thinking "I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory."
    • NoHandle, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Haha it includes a nice picture of Kate's Hoof too!

      Edit: Tried to link to it, but a rather funny 401 page comes up instead.
    • klept, on 10/12/2007, -5/+0You guys actually think Zack is funny? I think he acted like a complete jerk in all those interviews, and can understand why everyone hung up on him. Zack is obviously not a reporter. Think the site he did this post, Something Awful, says it all.
    • andreo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1@Modulo:

      "your feet don't get deformed like that by shoes"

      Yes it does. It's called binding. There are women that believe that they're feet should be as small as possible. So they wear very tight shoes (to extremely simplify the process in my own words).Their feet have no other choice then to conform to the shape of the shoes. Since the bones that are in their feet aren't going to disappear they reshape themselves. The end result is an extreme of what her feet look like. with toes that seem to form into one large toe. Here's the perfect example. Tell me if it doesn't look the same as her feet. http://www.answers.com/main/ntquery?s=foot+binding&gwp=13
    • perlones, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0BTW here are some good free pornstar movies:
      http://moviesdaily.org/pornstars/
  • nonesupplied, on 10/12/2007, -7/+66Part 2 is out, too. Check it out!
    http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4279
    • TheThirdWheel, on 10/12/2007, -4/+18Dude thanks for the link, more comedy gold there:

      Zack: Do you live in fear of the MILF Hunter?

      Clest: we're done

      Zack: What do you do to throw him off your trail? Do you cover your tracks with leaves? Bury your scat?
    • ucg1, on 10/12/2007, -4/+21Best quote from part 2:

      "Have you discovered a way to smoke meth and pole at the same time?"
    • pixelate, on 10/12/2007, -6/+4oh no. best line: "You're like a drowsy anime character." made me laugh out loud, wow. (better in context.)
    • orientis, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Jordan Capri is one of the hottest 'cute' pornstars out there. Nasty little *****.

      ...I'll be back later.
  • mousy, on 10/12/2007, -14/+19Hardly an interview...
    • soogy, on 10/12/2007, -4/+5That's right. There are multiple interviews.
  • Ramble, on 10/12/2007, -15/+5Funny stuff.
  • thxkbye, on 10/12/2007, -15/+8Would have been more interested in serious questions than this idiot trying to be funny...

  • zephc, on 10/12/2007, -19/+11Everyone should be reading SA daily anyway.
  • Satanael, on 10/12/2007, -11/+3If this IS legit... How can I go about getting a hold of Aria Giovanni as well?
    • ThinkBox, on 10/12/2007, -9/+1chat room != get a hold of....

      and get a hold of != clean

      but she has handles
  • treelovinhippie, on 10/12/2007, -14/+5Gotta love the SA Forums
  • fullmetalx89, on 10/12/2007, -10/+2Pretty funny.
  • whiteguysamurai, on 10/12/2007, -33/+7Porn stars entertaining, but obviously not people.



    • CeeJayDK, on 10/12/2007, -6/+9Ermm .. What ?
      Could you rephrase that in English ?
    • whiteguysamurai, on 10/12/2007, -34/+5As in, porn stars are not human, just empty husks of flesh who's soul died when they decided to take a meat monster in the soft tissue for cash.
      To be laughed at and have dis-guarded sandwiches thrown at them at all times.
      Is that clear enough for you?
    • misteral, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9Fred Phelps, is that you?
    • whiteguysamurai, on 10/12/2007, -32/+4You don't have to be a religious nut bag to find porn stars disturbing.
      They stick things in their mouths that are unsanitary, dude zombies would even be grossed out by that.

      I'm not saying we should get rid of them, just that we should laugh at their willingness to do any disgusting thing for money.
    • ioral, on 10/12/2007, -3/+16@whiteguysamurai
      lots of people do nasty things for money. drug lords, slave traders, corrupt officials, etc. porn stars are at least decent enough to do it in the open.

      And about the "religious nut" thing, a certain prophet was persecuted by priests for associating with prostitutes, corrupt officials and lepers, and admitting to being "christ."
    • anjinash, on 10/12/2007, -3/+21Feeling a little judgmental today are we? Saying that all porn stars are "empty husks" and "not human" is just like saying all black people steal, that all Jewish people are misers, and all Arabs are terrorists. That is to say, it's an ignorant and broad over-generalization. Do you know any porn stars personally? Do you have any basis for your statements?
    • CeeJayDK, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15@whiteguysamurai
      So you think oral sex is disgusting and unsanitary is that it ?
      As someone who enjoys oral sex , I find you a bit of a prude.

      Also as anjinash pointed out , saying that porn stars are not human is bigotry and says more about the content of your character, than of theirs.
  • nejlepsi, on 10/12/2007, -19/+13This guy is not funny, he's simply stupid. It would be much more interesting to read normal interviews. BTW, are this real? Seriously doubt it.
    • lhnz, on 10/12/2007, -6/+10I doubt that this are real. ;)
    • xVern, on 10/12/2007, -6/+4Look at their career (let alone their typing), im sure their normal interviews would be a great read....
  • habarn, on 10/12/2007, -16/+14Still more "fair and balanced" than Fox News.
  • crexor, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4somehow I had totally missed the entire kate's playground hoof thing, some quick googling quickly shattered any disbelief in the "myth"
    • whiteguysamurai, on 10/12/2007, -11/+1Can you link any pictures of said hoof?
      I want to see it.
    • whiteguysamurai, on 10/12/2007, -4/+12Never mind, i found it.

      http://img112.exs.cx/img112/1449/foot5.jpg
    • spudnic, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8I'd describe it as a 'flesh pincer'
    • avsa, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14now that's offensive. one thing is to say "it's not funny to laugh at people with physical disabilities"

      another thing is to laugh on a girl with a perfect body and a deformed foot (that was not her fault) when most of the guys laughing are people with a healthy foot and a deformed fat body (that they are the sole responsible for)

      Gee, she was able to became a star in an body-oriented hot-only industry, even with a physical un hot foot.
    • crexor, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1youre right, there isnt a problem, now she can broaden her market, and instead of appealling to those with a teen fetish, those with a beastiality fetish as well.
  • sweetmartian, on 10/12/2007, -17/+5coincidence that all the interviews are the exact same length? this crap is SPAM. stop screwing with Digg
    • misteral, on 10/12/2007, -6/+12I don't think SA really needs "spam" traffic that badly
    • sweetmartian, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0you are an absolute moron if you think that these are real interviews.
  • dark_helmet, on 10/12/2007, -10/+1wow, this looks so fake, but in my current conditon im not a good jude of this sor t of stiff
  • brickbat, on 10/12/2007, -4/+18I didn't think anyone could make porn stars seem like nice people. This guy managed it - what an *****.
  • MrSunshine, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1I hope it's fake, SA has stressed out a lot of victims in real life.
  • 2tomato, on 10/12/2007, -5/+0Probably not real, but still very funny indeed :P
    The "taylor rain" and "lake peter" interviews are the best, imo.
  • undercoverhippo, on 10/12/2007, -2/+22dude, aria giovanni is not porky!
    • Mysk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Agreed, Aria is a looovely woman. :D Wouldn't change her even if I could.
  • anomalya, on 10/12/2007, -10/+1porn rules, ***** sin
    http://thecreationfallacy.blogspot.com/
  • kris2pe, on 10/12/2007, -8/+0Are there more articles about this? LOL!!!
    • TheThirdWheel, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4Not about this, but if you go to somethingawful.com and look on the left hand side for "Fashion SWAT" you will find a bunch of hilarious *****.
  • gweezil, on 10/12/2007, -16/+0If that was real that was some funny shiat. The Peter North one especially was hilarious. That's exactly the question I would ask his queer ass. Much respect for the fact that he has covered hundreds of babes in gallons of baby juice, but dang, was taking it in the butt on film worth it?? Unless he's bi of course, but I think he claims to be straight.

    The Wifey one was particularly funny too. Damn, she is fugly.
    • djmikalobe, on 10/12/2007, -5/+8"Her vagine is loose like sleeve of wizard."
  • wald, on 10/12/2007, -8/+6umm. what the point again?
    no seriously, whats the point?
  • yish, on 10/12/2007, -21/+3this is actually disgusting.

    politicians whore. celebrities whore. football players whore. but that's ok, especially if they're male. if a woman decides to make an honest living using her body, she's fair game for any lame joke about the size of her toes. one thing for sure, Mr. Zack has spend many hours researching the genre. I hope he at least payed for the goods. I wish him that one day he'll grow out of his guilt complex over wanking, and be able to enjoy the life in a more straightforward manner, without feeling a need to punish other people for his vices.

    the fact that this gets to the front page is what really depresses me. some smart crowd here.
    • TheThirdWheel, on 10/12/2007, -3/+16If fake pornstar interviews depress you than you may want to seek proffessional help.
    • badgey, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13He makes fun of the male porn stars as well, you wannabe-feminist idiot.

      Also, way to insult the "smart crowd" sarcastically while simultaneously being the most idiotic commenter to show up as of yet.

      Can I interview you? How do you do it?
  • dgh1973, on 10/12/2007, -8/+2That's some funny stuff, dugg.
  • wide, on 10/12/2007, -5/+1Sure he goofed on the pron "stars" but i bet their net traffic has gone up considerably, since he posted links to their pages in the article. gooooo digg!!!
  • m00dy, on 10/12/2007, -10/+2LOL porn star honest living using their body? In what wonderland do u live in
    • jiggleflop, on 10/12/2007, -4/+7You have no appreciation for art.
  • patience, on 10/12/2007, -14/+5This guy is a ***** idiot.

    Instead insightful interviews into porn stars, he just gets sexual kicks from insulting them.
    Look, there is much a good interview can help us learn about their unique lives.

    This guy is simply a flasher and has some sexual fetish for this kind of thing.
    What a moron

    Digg has many dumb things but this is the STUPIDIEST ***** I have ever seen.
    • remotecontempt, on 10/12/2007, -6/+8Wow, good job on missing the point of a humor website, *****.
    • qishi, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Apparently you never saw the one with guy growing shrubbery in his keyboard. Though, I have to say that if the link is from SA, there's a higher than usual chance of it being lame. This didn't do much to change that.
    • patience, on 10/12/2007, -3/+4@remotecontempt:This stuff is not funny. Its just harrassment. Borat is funny. This guy is just stupid.
    • hamstereater, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2WHHHHOOOOOOOOSSSSSSH You realize you are getting angry over a humor website right?
  • nuclearpenguins, on 10/12/2007, -11/+8SA = insta-lame.
  • MrColdheart, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11I hope you get hit by the Bangbus while you cross the street...
  • ZimaM, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1The weirdest interviews I've ever heard of.
  • mt78, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6Ali G did a good interview too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW-H6VAD-iM
    • Thorninyourside, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1That was funny *****!
    • unknownsoldierX, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"Hey, cheggit out. There's a midget licking someones muff. And there's people around."

      SBC is awesome.
  • pirashkee, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1These interviews have a nice message. Porn makes everyone stupid!!!
  • Azur2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I must've had my humor surgically removed, because I found nothing of this funny at all. I take it the "humor" was that he insulted porn stars? Yeah. Hilarious.

    This was from SomethingAwful? Geez, their stuff is usually much better than this crap.

    Marked lame.
    • hamstereater, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1If you don't get the humor why don't you just digg this article down and ***** off?

      Assuming you've done that already isn't it a little redundant to then go into the comments section and complain about it?
    • Azur2, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1But, dumpstereater, then you'd never have known my view!
      You'd have gone through life thinking Azur2 thought this was funny - and I simply couldn't do that to you.
    • orientis, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1@Azur2 dumpstereater HAH that is classic man you should be a pro
      4 real
  • Recluse, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Haha, zack can be a bastard sometimes. A funny bastard but still a bastard.
  • seeimsayin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Story is about as funny as a root canal, plus I'd call BS because I doubt its even real, his site is an eyesore to boot, buried for sucking overall.
  • T3hl33tg33k, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Who peed in their cheerios? You peed in all of your cheerios?
  • vitaminB, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Don't waste your time on this one. Marked lame.
  • theArista, on 11/10/2007, -2/+1Best Interview with Zack from somethingawfeul.com EVER!
    After reading his article theArista had to get a glimpse into the mastermind that is Zack, so he contacted him a conducted this brief interview.
    theArista: Hi!!!!
    zack: hey...
    theArista: Thanks for taking the time to talk with me. I really appreciate it!
    zack: yeah, whatever...
    theArista: So let's get the ball rolling shall we?
    zack: ...
    theArista: Now we all read your great set of interviews there with the porn stars on your nifty little website and we all want to know--did you start hating women because you get no play, you were born gay, or because your mom is a fat bitch?
    Zack has disconnected****
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