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Anti-Ticket Donut

strangenewproducts.com — The Anti-Ticket Donut is a fun way to bribe yourself out of a traffic ticket.

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  • jondus, on 10/10/2007, -18/+9Genius.
  • skunk3gr33n1, on 10/12/2007, -2/+79Wrong, Cops love Krispy Kreme first, Dunkin Donuts second. No self respecting law enforcement officer would eat a donut in a can.
    • mandarin, on 10/10/2007, -4/+2Not really a big fan of Krispy...
      too much sugar.
    • Icyfenix, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1dude has anyone ever had shipley's donuts? they are fan-*****-tastic! I literally cannot eat KK or DD at all anymore.
    • mfpratte, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1never heard of shipley's donuts but all in know is that where i live Round Rock donuts are the best
  • vsujohn2, on 10/10/2007, -2/+58Thats one quick way to insult a cop with some stale ass donut....
    • cawfee, on 10/10/2007, -6/+2It's not a real donut.
      You'll probably get sued for that, though.
    • DarkSamus, on 10/10/2007, -3/+4the can is air tight so it stays fresh forever
    • orangekid13, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10but you won't get a ticket... you get tased, bro!
      • AvalonLake, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Orangekid is right, hand that donut in a can to the wrong cop, the taser is coming out, and they'll probably shove that can up your ass if it's a slow night :)
  • FreakyD, on 10/10/2007, -0/+68Well, it is a lot more marketable than the Anti-Ticket blow job.
  • PurpZeY, on 10/10/2007, -7/+27This is perfect for when I get pulled over by Chief Wiggum.
  • JonnyTrombone, on 10/10/2007, -3/+49How is $9.95 "cheap" for a donut? Even ultra-fancy donuts are like $0.75. I think the most I've ever seen was $0.95 for a donut the size of a person's head.
    • shortarabguy, on 10/10/2007, -1/+46The tin canister was made by Apple.
    • elementfire, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4The maker has some BS explanation about how he's a smalltime business person. "Support the little guy!"
  • airwalkery2k, on 10/10/2007, -12/+3Hey, maybe if you get the officer who has a sense of humor it would work. But, I'm afraid to say those simply do not exist any more.
    • statikuz, on 10/10/2007, -5/+3Wrong!
    • airwalkery2k, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3Oh, and I am not counting the cops from Superbad.
    • capiCrimm, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3there's weed in the donut to calm the cop down.
    • AxeSwinger, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10I once pulled over a guy for speeding at 3am. I just wanted to make sure he was not drunk. I made my approach and asked him if he know why I pulled him over. With a straight face he said, "But, of coarse." and handed me a bottle of dijon mustard. Well, I'm sure he tried it before and after but I let him go with a verbal and laughed on my way back to the unit.
      • JLecker, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Wait, a police officer on Digg? No! My mind rejects it!
      • airwalkery2k, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Haha. Thanks for proving me wrong.
  • spaceninja, on 10/10/2007, -15/+8Prolly just get pulled out of the car, handcuffed and tazered for fun, just for showing it. Who knows you might even be labeled an enemy combatant at the same time. Cause we all know that terrorist carry around donuts.
    • mysteri0usdrx, on 10/10/2007, -3/+20WOW LETS JUST TURN THIS INTO A COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT DISCUSSION ON POLICE BRUTALITY!

      /cruise control
      • spaceninja, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Wow some people don't recognize sarcasm unless you put /sarcasm at the end of the comment.
    • UtopiaInTheSky, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5Hi, spaceninja, just a quick suggestion for you: Stop posting on Digg. Thanks man.
      • spaceninja, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1Your right, I should step back and let your superior comments shine. Thank you for the suggestion.
  • PerfektXj, on 10/10/2007, -4/+2just what I need
  • alien420, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12hide your stash.
    • AxeSwinger, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Sure because cops don't act like a moth to light with a donut around.
  • Rikushix, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9Go out to Krispy Kreme, and for the price of one of these, get 12 hot ones. Oh, and while you're standing in line, they'll probably give you some more too. At least one. Maybe another 12.
  • dearacc, on 10/10/2007, -1/+23I like it! But I'm thinking this might be the "Please make sure you give me a ticket" donut
  • srodolff, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13Did anyone else notice that if you click through to the website you get "The Anti-Ticket Donut is a novelty only. It will not get you out of a ticket, it is not a real food product, and it will not freshen your breath.
    This product is for entertainment purposes only."?
  • soulknowledge, on 10/10/2007, -0/+26I offered and anti-ticket beer and got arrested... Cops are so uptight
  • rot13ubercrypto, on 10/10/2007, -0/+23Yeah, he'll love it when you reach into your glove compartment to fetch the damn thing.

    "Shot while retrieving a donut in the course of attempting to bribe a police officer" is not something I want as my epitaph...
    • DarkSamus, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2rofl, someone told me to keep the registration and insurance on the visor for that very reason. Cops hate it when someone reaches for something
      • Frayed_Knot, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Cops hate everything everyone does.
  • MerryMortician, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16the best would be when the news shows your bullet ridden body and the can is lying next to your outstretched palm in a pool of dried blood. officer = "I thought it was a weapon"
    • cyberscape2, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1"In other news, look at these adorable kittens."
  • FreakyD, on 10/10/2007, -8/+3Don't donut me in the face bro!!
  • lindseylu, on 10/10/2007, -11/+8How did 105 people digg this?? Buried for being lame.
  • metric7, on 10/10/2007, -1/+17"At just $9.95, it's cheap"

    10 bucks for donut is cheap?
    • shortarabguy, on 10/10/2007, -3/+12Cheaper than a ticket.
      • metric7, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1You're more likely to get a ticket for being a smartass.
    • Goombellaofgoom, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3I'd need to see the fine print. Do they GUARANTEE anti-ticket powers? If not, then no way will I buy it.
  • Riggs54, on 10/10/2007, -10/+8If you tried giving that to me, I would arrest you for bribing a police officer. ***** you.
    • sockpuppets, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14Well you do "sound" like a cop.
    • shortarabguy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16Further perpetuating the stereotype that cops are humorless assholes, Riggs54 gets the award for "meanest comment" on this article.
      • LilJimmyNordin, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3We all know Riggs is a mean ***** of a cop. That's why he was assigned to Murtaugh. Guy's wife AND girlfriend were killed, cut him a break.
  • badboys213, on 10/10/2007, -5/+2this is false/rumors. My friends has a brother who's a cop, and the anti-ticket donut doesn't work for him. Then again, he is a lone officer and offers all of his background notices, his police forms and his W-2 to every passenger he pulls over. What a shame that things don't work for the independent people who are open to give out their information and sources.
    • AlanLivingston, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4His W-2? Why would he show his W-2? Why would I want to know how much money he's making? Why would I even expect to be informed how much money he makes. His badge number and the charge is good enough for me and that's on the summons.

      One other thing... Does he only show his documentation to the passengers or is he an extremely nimble long arm of the law that plucks only the passengers out of speeding cars, leaving the drivers to go about their business?
    • AvalonLake, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0A cop showing his or her W-2 is showing how little they are making. If I was a cop I would only arrest the passengers and let the driver go :))

      Seriously I hope that was a damn joke on the behalf of the other poster pertaining to the amount of paperwork cops carry around with them.
    • badboys213, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1actually i tried making a linux joke, i even threw the words "open" and "source" into the last sentence. oh well, didn't really think how a linux joke was going to work in a thread about cop donuts.
  • X9001, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7That would only get you tazed
  • SiNN4R, on 10/10/2007, -3/+4Its a fun way to get tazered.
    • Goombellaofgoom, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3There is no fun way to get tazed.
  • mumphy, on 10/10/2007, -9/+2buried.
  • Error601, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9That will just get you the extra "smart ass" ticket.
    • Tetraca, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4I hear you get extra points if you give them bacon as well.
  • jamangold, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10The Anti-Ticket donut is a fun way to get your teeth kicked in.
  • cmiller1, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Did anyone else misread that as Anti-Donut Ticket and think it was a new crazy political party vying for the US presidency with a platform of harsh restriction on donut trafficking
  • liquisoft, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10Wow. That's just insulting.
    "Here's a donut I've had sitting in a can for 8 months, knowing I would get a ticket and that you'd be dumb enough to eat this turd in a can. So do I still get a ticket, or are you going to eat this stale pastry that's been sitting in my 300-degree glove compartment for nearly a year?"
    • dehemke, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Wow. Since you put it that way, I can definitely see some cops falling for it.
  • Fanrir, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Knowing my luck I'd just end up getting taze'd
  • whatsgoodike, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2my vote is leaning towards... lame. BUT.. check out some of the other stuff on that site, pretty cool/stupid/funny stuff on there.
  • praveens, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3lame...
  • aacase, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8I can see the digg headline already: BREAKING: Police Brutality after victim offers donut
  • flareback, on 10/10/2007, -2/+0why are you bribing yourself to get out of a ticket anyways? shouldn't you be bribing the officer?
  • Todamont, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5As long as they don't handcuff you it's a funny gag. Apparently its real easy to choke yourself while in handcuffs.
  • Trollmaster, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0how this got dugg so much and is popular is beyond me
  • mandarin, on 10/10/2007, -1/+110$ sure is a lot of money for a donut
  • LilJimmyNordin, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1What cop's going to eat something given to them by some random ***** they've just pulled over? Stupid. Instead of dumb ***** like this, people should be spending their money on in-car camera systems.
    • AvalonLake, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1You would be surprised what cops will eat.......but seriously no ***** they are not about to eat something from someone they pulled over. They are in enough trouble trusting what they order even with fast food. A large amount of them get their food glassed in FL all the time.

  • sheitmar, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0Guys, the DONUT IS NOT REAL. Says so right on the product page. It could sit in your glove compartment for a year and it would still look fresh. $9.95 is a pretty good deal if it even gets you out of one ticket. Might not work every time...and if it DOES work that one time, I suggest you put as much distance between you and that cop before he realizes its a fake. Compared to a real donut, sure its only $0.75, but how often are you exactly going to keep buying a new one to preserve freshness? How long until you actually get a ticket? Clever idea...though I think the effectiveness is directly related to the cop's sense of humor.
  • c0ldfusi0n, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1http://www.antiticketdonut.com/donutdescription.ht ...

    What is an Anti-Ticket Donut?

    The Anti-Ticket Donut is a donut (fake) placed inside a platinum colored can with windowed lid. It is a novelty that a person would use to give to a police officer to get out of a ticket. Attached to the can is a label with the antiticketdonut.com badge logo and a set of humorous directions about how to use the donut. Each Anti-Ticket Donut is hand assembled and looks pretty swell. This device is a great conversation piece and is sure to get lots of laughs! For goodness sake, don't try to use one of these on a real police officer!
    • Lumiras, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1It's not even a real donut?!?! What the *****?
  • senixon, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1All I have to say about this is "Enjoy your hole!"
  • Psygnosis, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2looks like a good way to get tasered
  • daridave, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1funny, I liiikeeee, but I refuse to digg this...
  • kbeast, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Finally, a way to get beaten with a nightstick.
  • 4UIDigg, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1how about some anti-ticket mc'goodness instead?
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-661038231 ...
  • bib4tuna, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1you gonna get tazed
  • Shawn4168, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1DON'T TASE ME BRO.
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