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dating.personals.yahoo.com — A nice little article with good advice. More sensible and well thought through than most articles about these things.
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- weijie90, on 10/11/2007, -24/+10Pretty useful to diggers, sadly.
- BlackCow, on 10/11/2007, -2/+2I think this article is counter productive.
- BillyWells, on 10/11/2007, -9/+202# 11 - Quit reading top ten lists on how to act in situations. You're not going to keep with it, and you'll eventually revert back to the way you were, thus showing what you're really like. If you really need to be reminded to be 'passionate', 'considerate', 'honest', or whatever in life to be begin with, from a top ten list, do you really think you're going to become enlightened after reading it? The worst thing you can do is not be yourself and put on some act.
- macweirdo42, on 10/11/2007, -1/+17Honestly, I felt this article could've been renamed "10 Tips for Interacting With Other People." Seem like basic social skills to me. Kinda sad that there are people out there who might need this advice.
- d03boy, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6Some people are aware these are characteristics you should have but are not aware of how to execute them in common situations.
- BillyWells, on 10/11/2007, -2/+4Then I would say that if you follow through with this particular list as a way on how to act in a given situation, you're just brainwashing yourself into thinking that every woman actually acts like this, which they don't. This is just showing another stereotypical view on how women 'are'. I find it awkward how society portrays the two sexes with lists of definitions on how they act, when in reality, there really aren't any definitions. Humans are individuals, they are each different. You can't define a whole sex with a list of 'ways'.
- diggnitarial, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2Well, if you can not be yourself long enough to get some sweet, sweet poontang, then alls well that ends well, right?
- tyywebb, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Agreed. Buried as lame.
- Prathik89, on 10/10/2007, -1/+212. Just be yourself, ignore all the suggestions above.
- dhbanes, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1By that time, she'll be trapped.
- TheWestExit, on 10/11/2007, -7/+711. Don't be a douche bag
- Izzio, on 10/11/2007, -0/+381. Be handsome
2. Be attractive
3. Don't be unattractive- adude, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7For those who don't know about this great SNL skit: http://youtube.com/watch?v=_lXA_C0WaG8
- mc7winkie, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Dammit. Think I might have to work on that one. What about an ass whole?
- Izzio, on 10/11/2007, -0/+381. Be handsome
- ChromaVita, on 10/11/2007, -4/+10911. Magic Tricks
- TiMMY8765, on 10/11/2007, -1/+32not tricks, ILLUSIONS!
- SurrealDream, on 10/11/2007, -1/+9# It's the final countdooooown #
- rmeddy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3A trick is something a whore does for money *looks at kids* or candy.
- Ty1erDurd3n, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0haha in the uncut pilot he says cocaine instead of candy
- TiMMY8765, on 10/11/2007, -1/+32not tricks, ILLUSIONS!
- ladyarcher85, on 10/11/2007, -3/+356. Be flexibile?
Tips for columnists in particular : A spell checker is a great tool! Make use of it. - robotwarlord, on 10/11/2007, -12/+0gay
- tidu, on 10/11/2007, -1/+9Wrong article, that's from the 10 ways (for a man) to charm a man
- dcbebop, on 10/11/2007, -5/+881 Way to Charm a Man:
1) Take your pants off when we actually do all these little things.- catalysis, on 10/11/2007, -4/+16women have it so easy.
- orlyfactor, on 10/11/2007, -8/+4Keep them on if you're fat, please. I like my cottage cheese for breakfast, not all damn day long. thanks
- UtopiaInTheSky, on 10/11/2007, -0/+12Who doesn't already know this?
- cs02rm0, on 10/11/2007, -3/+2Then why haven't you got a girlfriend? Don't pretend like anyone on digg has one. HA!
- SonicBoom1000, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Clearly 900+ digg users.
- goodkidyo, on 10/11/2007, -0/+34"Being able to poke fun at yourself and just plain old being goofy is a turn-on for women."
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The ladies literally swarm you when you are acting "goofy".- ekrabs, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Finally, a half-way decent piece of advice....
- fabriciom, on 10/11/2007, -2/+14Got all those and it does not work for me. What's next?
- Skanadian, on 10/11/2007, -2/+25Suicide.
- domomike, on 10/11/2007, -1/+10A makeover?
- ntmg05, on 10/11/2007, -0/+10Plastic surgery.
- xtlosx, on 10/11/2007, -0/+12get the hell off your computer and WOW?
- jalexhall1989, on 10/11/2007, -1/+11Be a complete jerk, women love those.
- derforseti, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Adorn a cape and travel the country side doing heroic deeds for complete strangers. After a lifetime of self-sacrifice and adventure, you will find a woman to satisfy your dreams. Unfortunately, she will be kidnapped by your arch-nemesis (whom you've acquired through your good deeds), and you will be forced to sacrifice your own life to save hers.
- calamityj1202, on 10/11/2007, -7/+3Every man needs to read this, but the delivery needs to be sincere. She will figure out if your not and that is unattractive.
- houndeyex, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5*you're
- wardrive, on 10/11/2007, -9/+3#1: Listen to Tom Leykis, if you don't think he gives good advice, you're probably a pussy.
- TheCure, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1or fugly
- menuask, on 10/11/2007, -1/+473. Have passion: Great I am very passionate about hookers and gambling...will that work?
- miriclaire, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6For the hookers and gamblers.
- cumbuster, on 10/11/2007, -2/+14How to attract women?
Answer: Don't make it look like they are doing you a favor by talking to you but the other way around + be funny. Make them want to get to know you instead of laying it all out and being a nice doormat. - edgeofreason, on 10/11/2007, -2/+78Alternatively, just be rich.
- SonicBoom1000, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Still waiting for the "10 ways to instantly become a billionaire" article...
- DiTherBox, on 10/11/2007, -6/+55This should be 10 ways NOT TO charm a woman.
This article is so wrong. I just can't believe a man actually wrote it.
"Share who you are by telling her something personal" ... by the Gods don't you EVER do that... EVER.- PjsPjs, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4lol, so true so true.
- Gdub, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8Ummm, I know this has worked for me. You don't tell EVERYTHING personal. And not anything that makes you look like a total 'tard. Discretion.
- donkeySays, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0Something personal like how much you like ***** the ***** out of a horny woman could be an exception, otherwise don't ever tell them anything personal about yourself.
- DarthMalcontent, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Should be: "Share who you want her to think you are by making up something that sounds personal."
- PjsPjs, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4lol, so true so true.
- juneau, on 10/11/2007, -6/+83Buried as inaccurate.
The correct title of the article should be: "10 Ways to Never Get Laid By Acting Like an Emasculated Wussbag So a Woman Can Walk All Over You"- noots, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8they all work, but doing all 10 at the same time is suicide, she will just think you're a total prick. 1 or 2 of these are plenty, maybe alternate.
- konklarii, on 10/11/2007, -1/+12Being considerate, ambitious and honest is emasculating?
- bacardi2cola, on 10/11/2007, -7/+5buried as inaccurate
- TheCure, on 10/11/2007, -2/+2buried as no way in hell this should be on the front page
- melsharples, on 10/11/2007, -2/+24learn to nod your head and repeat relevant words while humming the theme to george of the jungle in your head
- Buzzbean, on 10/11/2007, -1/+18All of these are accurate, so long as you are already "a man". By being "a man" I don't mean just being a grown male human. I mean be confident about yourself and when dealing with others. Don't look for approval from a woman. Know what you want and live your life in order to get it. If you don't have this part down, all the other advice won't help you.
- BillyWells, on 10/11/2007, -4/+3The only definition of a 'man' is a grown male human, nothing else. If you hear anything else, you're hearing it off of something that doesn't really portray reality accurately, like TV. Confidence when dealing with yourself or others can be found equally in both males and females, with greatly varying degrees. If someone isn't confident, that doesn't make them less of anything, either. We just like to stereotype what a man and woman mean; we're just animals who make rules for ourselves.
- dengzhi, on 10/11/2007, -4/+1aka, treat women like *****.
- triad203, on 10/11/2007, -2/+2@Buzzbean:
If you're already "a man", you don't read milktoast articles like this looking for approval and techniques. - derforseti, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2"Man" is a political animal: he looks for aproval from *everyone*. When you mean "don't look for approval from a woman", you really mean "don't make it look like you're looking for approval from a woman". Everyone seeks approval, only the clinically insane don't.
- vancelethurin, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5Try the 10 ways to annoy people instead:
http://www.socyberty.com/Law/10-Ways-to-Annoy-the-Police.32950
http://www.quazen.com/Recreation/Humor/Ten-Ways-You-Can-Ruin-Your-Best-Friends-Wedding.30673 - sion2119, on 10/11/2007, -2/+3Ok, now are the digging articles from Yahoo! Personal?
- scamerica, on 10/11/2007, -5/+4A whore doesn't need to be charm
- PjsPjs, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4That depends on the difference between what she charges and what you can afford. ;-)
- ziffel, on 10/11/2007, -2/+6I get so tired of these "ways for guys to impress/attract/charm/date/talk to" women articles. I think a large part of the (perceived) problem is that so many men believe a woman is something that needs to be chased, or convinced.
- derforseti, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3The desire to mate is not a simple problem, and its solution results in either the extinction of the human species, or at least of your particular breeding-group. Everyone things they are great, but we're nothing more than a stone rolling down a hill.
Only the most religious amongst us have the strength to break free from this cycle and live out the rest of their lives in peace.
- derforseti, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3The desire to mate is not a simple problem, and its solution results in either the extinction of the human species, or at least of your particular breeding-group. Everyone things they are great, but we're nothing more than a stone rolling down a hill.
- johnchaney3, on 10/11/2007, -9/+10Any time I see instructions on "How to treat a woman," I think here comes more crap about how special a woman is, and how delicate, yet strong they are. How they are insulted to talk about money when love is truly what they must have above all else. Only the very smartest and strongest men will be able to charm the very real woman...
Hey guys don't buy this *****.
As someone who has dated both females and males I have a pretty good idea that these dating social parameters are artificial and were established because men are really more suited to men for companionship. Where does that leave women their need to procreate, and a consuming productive society? In the tank! Men would never go into debt to raise a family, we can find much better things to do...Ah back to reality....And therefore human male species of the year 2007 are by definition slaves to the continuance of the species..They call it "family Law"- psbpv3o, on 10/11/2007, -2/+2haha, damn if only I like *****, my life would be so much better!
- satx, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4No, you'd just get rejected twice as often.
- Ssullivan, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1You guys on digg scare me sometimes. This site is 99% male...as if that wasn't bad enough all guys on this site seem to hate women or at least enjoy ripping on them. This leads me to believe that either:
a.) This site is full of bitter virgin guys
-OR-
b.) This site is full of closet ***** who hate women
In any case if you want better luck with women maybe you should re-evaluate your personality and how you carry yourself. This means a lot, generally women like guys who act "goofy" sometimes. Almost all women hate guys who always look pissed/depressed.
- psbpv3o, on 10/11/2007, -2/+2haha, damn if only I like *****, my life would be so much better!
- karthickdoss, on 10/11/2007, -5/+7Be yourself. If u r charming to her, she is ur girl. Else, you both dont match. As simple as that. How long can u be different person just to charm someone?
These tips & tricks are just fillers in the internet. - speccy, on 10/11/2007, -0/+211. Learn the art of hypnosis. It never fails.
- hehdot, on 10/11/2007, -3/+491) Be rich.
or
2) Be a doormat.
or
3) Settle for less. Much less.
Class dismissed- heliox, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4too ***** true
- akzidenzgrotesk, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3seriously guys, most women don't really want a doormat. if she does want a doormat, then you shouldn't be with her unless you actually ARE a doormat. pretending does no one any good, and most women will just get really annoyed with it. true, it will take her a little longer to get annoyed with a doormat than a douche bag, but it all comes out the same in the end. just be her equal, that's it.
- evileddy60, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Works much better when women charm me... rare though.
- BlackCow, on 10/11/2007, -1/+9"This means cracking open more than the sports section on the daily paper. Be up on current events and learn the difference between feelings, emotions and thoughts. Women are emotional beings and tend to think things through."
I call biased stereotypical *****. All men do not open up the sports section, I hate sports mostly, and woman being emotinal beings and tend to think things through? Sense we are talking in stereotypes woman are irrational and illogical and don't think things through, not always true but tends to be a stereotype. Why would you even submit this to digg, bah I'm really getting my underwear in a bunch over nothing but this article = lame.- thinsoldier, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0"learn the difference between feelings, emotions and thoughts."
Anyone more educated in psychology and the English language care to thoroughly explain to me the difference between feelings and emotions?????
And I strongly disagree with the second sentence quoted above. Emotional beings DO NOT think things through. Rational people think, plan, act and react accordingly. Emotional people throw fits, cry unnecessarily and have breakdowns.
- thinsoldier, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0"learn the difference between feelings, emotions and thoughts."
- tchowe, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8"Women are all about a guy with manners -- she is not attracted to the dope who acts like a caveman." I thought that was only true for "girls" but according to recent research (my own, my friends, and the overall constant bitching of guys worldwide), women still pull the same crap and further prove that nice guys finish last.
- akzidenzgrotesk, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3any guy who claims "nice guys finish last" is either not a nice guy or is trying to date high school girls.
well mannered men are pretty hot. and by well mannered, i don't mean in a miss manners sort of way, i mean in a considerate human being sort of way.- Lokishot, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2And I tought Harry Potter was fantasy.
- thinsoldier, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0Depends on what world you live in. If you live in a ghetto, don't be surprised if lots of women like your niceness because its "so different from what I'm used to"...
In such situations it's best to "git some" and move along quickly. If it turns into a relationship, don't be surprised if she leaves you for the first ***** or chico to come along who scares the ***** out of her a hell of a lot more that you (potentially) do.
- akzidenzgrotesk, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3any guy who claims "nice guys finish last" is either not a nice guy or is trying to date high school girls.
- billsil, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4now i'd like 10 reasons why women deserve this. i dont own her and she doesnt own my wallet.
- kashmir, on 10/11/2007, -2/+5so I have to change my whole personality just to please her?
You know what Marlene Dietrich once said: "A woman wants to change her man, but as soon as she's changed him she doesn't want him anymore"
no wonder there are so many spoiled, bipolar, crazy psycho-bitches out there.- akzidenzgrotesk, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4if following this list means changing your whole personality, you have bigger problems than picking up women. this list seems to be more of a "how to treat someone like a human being" or "how not to be a prick when interacting with other people" than how to specifically pick up women.
- renjipanicker, on 10/11/2007, -3/+11So that she can lie, cheat and steal from you?
- optimuscrime, on 10/11/2007, -2/+3http://www.digg.com/general_sciences/Women_lie_cheat_and_steal_to_get_an_advantage_in_a_relationship
WORD! Why effin bother? My advice, make it through the horney years single and you are home free. Just wait for those nuts to kick it down a notch.
- optimuscrime, on 10/11/2007, -2/+3http://www.digg.com/general_sciences/Women_lie_cheat_and_steal_to_get_an_advantage_in_a_relationship
- PjsPjs, on 10/11/2007, -3/+1Great!
How to instruct a psychopath on luring his victims.
Charming women?
How is this any different from seduction?
Do not follow this advice.
Of if you do, take it as warning to find someone else.
If she can be "charmed" then be sure to get a DNA test should she get pregnant.
Also keep your financial information to yourself while around her.
Just watch your back - tehjarvis, on 10/11/2007, -3/+10How about good old fashioned confidence? None of these things are going to make you stop pouting around about how women don't like you because you're the "nice guy". There's no such thing. Just be a man. Women just aren't attracted to wimps.
- catalysis, on 10/11/2007, -2/+3Yeah that's exactly what I want. Some shallow girl with a thing for the embarrassingly macho frat-boy type that calls people "wimps" lol. Have fun with that.
- tehjarvis, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3Embarassingly macho?] It has nothing to do with being a frat boy ***** jerkoff, it has to do with believing in yourself. Women can pick up on guys and tell if they're insecure. If it's obvious you don't believe in yourself, why would any girl?
- catalysis, on 10/11/2007, -2/+3Yeah that's exactly what I want. Some shallow girl with a thing for the embarrassingly macho frat-boy type that calls people "wimps" lol. Have fun with that.
- diggmystuff, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1hahahaha once you charm a woman, she will expect to be charmed forever..... screw that noise...
- psbpv3o, on 10/11/2007, -6/+7You guys are infantile. Do you still pick your noses like you did when you were five? This isn't about not being yourself. It's about trying to become a more mature and attractive human being. If every one decided to not step it up and develop themselves more fully than everyone would just sit around watching porn and eating cheetos off of their fat stomaches.
- UrinalPooper, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5"If every one decided to not step it up and develop themselves more fully than everyone would just sit around watching porn and eating cheetos off of their fat stomaches."
You say this as if it were a bad thing. - Gdub, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Hahaha lolcano.
- UrinalPooper, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5"If every one decided to not step it up and develop themselves more fully than everyone would just sit around watching porn and eating cheetos off of their fat stomaches."
- ColonelJessup, on 10/11/2007, -10/+10Tell that stupid bitch to get her fat ass back in the kitchen, get you a beer and fix you a god damned turkey pot pie. Then backhand her face and tell her she will never be anything without you.
Thats called "Being a real man".- JaybeasCorpus, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5There are very few "bitch get back in the kitchen" jokes that are actually funny. This attempt is not one of them.
- WoollyMittens, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1... the aristrocrats.
- Tattooedmonk, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6Just be Bill Murray. He's perfect.
- gerrycurl, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0yes if you like pockmarks :O
- oneblackcitizen, on 10/11/2007, -0/+9Ok so I'm just up to number one which says i'm supposed to know the difference between a "feeling" and an "emotion"
what the hell are they talking about? - kungfumaniac, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8most diggers working on just talking to a woman.
- futureisours, on 10/11/2007, -1/+30yeah right.. do all these things and the girl will become your best friend and tell you about all the guys she banged and how bad they treat her.
- thinsoldier, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0NO, you've got it wrong. What you describe is what happens when you actually approach a woman in a natural situation while being yourself with the intention of just getting to know them as a person before ever really thinking about gittin some.
- flashingcurser, on 10/11/2007, -6/+9Women are VERY simple (reagardless of womens magazine garbage), they want a man who is:
Taller than they are, ideally +3 inches.
Smarter, ideally one degree higher.
Richer, ideally make twice what she does.
The rest is *****. If you have the spec's, they will find you funny and all that other crap.
If you don't get at least 2 out of 3 don't bother. Look for women that you can score 3 of 3 and your success rate will incease dramatically.- xstarsprinklesx, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6As a woman, I'm qualified to tell you you're wrong. Sorry.
- mos6507, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Also on the list is that women always say they want something different from how they actually act.
- xstarsprinklesx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Well, that may be true for some, but I act how I say. My boyfriend's a bit taller than me, but not much (though I hardly see how that's important). We both have 4-year college degrees and similar levels of intelligence. He currently makes more than me because he owns his own business and I'm back in school. If I wanted to be dependent on him I could, but I choose to continue my education so I can have my own income because I could never spend my adult life being dependent on someone else. That's what my childhood was for.
Sorry if it bursts your bubble, but not all women want to be looked after and impressed. For me, it's the last thing I want. I've had enough of that my whole life, all I want now is to be self-sufficient and have someone I can relate to and have a dynamic relationship with.- tech42er, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1What about age? Is that important, in your opinion?
- xstarsprinklesx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Personally I don't think I could be with someone more than a couple years younger or about 5 years older. My boyfriend happens to be 3 years older. I wasn't looking for that, it just happened that way.
- xstarsprinklesx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Well, that may be true for some, but I act how I say. My boyfriend's a bit taller than me, but not much (though I hardly see how that's important). We both have 4-year college degrees and similar levels of intelligence. He currently makes more than me because he owns his own business and I'm back in school. If I wanted to be dependent on him I could, but I choose to continue my education so I can have my own income because I could never spend my adult life being dependent on someone else. That's what my childhood was for.
- flashingcurser, on 10/10/2007, -2/+0Well except you state that your man is as smart as you, taller and makes more money. Hmmm seems like your proving my point.
- mos6507, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Also on the list is that women always say they want something different from how they actually act.
- bludra84, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Well, my girl is 5 inches taller than me, so BOO-YA bitches.
- flashingcurser, on 10/10/2007, -2/+0You must be smarter and make more money. Do you think she doesn't wish you were taller? You can kid yourself....
- flashingcurser, on 10/10/2007, -2/+0You must be smarter and make more money. Do you think she doesn't wish you were taller? You can kid yourself....
- AaronCSU, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Basically what you're saying is aim low and you'll score. For some guys that is ok I suppose. And if all you're interested in is getting laid alot then it may be good. But if you're interested in a real relationship this is *****. Do you really want to spend all your time with someone that is dumber than you? That you can't even talk to about alot of stuff because they are just too dense?
- flashingcurser, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0Sooo what YOU'ER saying is that a womans money and her IQ are the only things that are important to you? What about moral character? What about alturism? What about kindness? Good mother to your (probably not) children? Hmmm
- xstarsprinklesx, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6As a woman, I'm qualified to tell you you're wrong. Sorry.
- stoitofardo, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1completely agree with billywells
- GenoBaby, on 10/11/2007, -3/+1211. Don't be an *****.
Seems to work for me.- floatingpoints, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1The opposite also works... somehow.
My friends and I would often do social experiments at bars and clubs where one week we'd be 100% nice and smiley, then the next week 100% prick douchebags. The latter scored us a lot more attention and phone numbers from the "hot" girls, who also turned out to be either void of any intelligence, or were hung up on some issue or another. In otherwords: none of them were "lasting relationship" material.
Then again, consider the environment we were in. I'm sure most of the level headed and intelligent women avoid picking up guys at those places, but in any case, the "*****" method does work.- VolatileWhimsy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1"who also turned out to be either void of any intelligence, or were hung up on some issue or another."
If that is what you are looking for than I guess it pays to be an ass.
- VolatileWhimsy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1"who also turned out to be either void of any intelligence, or were hung up on some issue or another."
- floatingpoints, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1The opposite also works... somehow.
- cephelo, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1Or just be gay. Two incomes, no children? Hell yeah I spend too much on my car, but let me show you my expansive investments, stud, whilst I whisk a bottle of some of my finest from my vast collection of wines from around the world.
- brianzero, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2Yeah right! I tried this "Ten List" of things for 20 something years, and never dated, never got laid. Then, I got fed up and became a megalomanic *****, and my luck instantly changed.
- oneblackcitizen, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3sometimes i think most of these guys writing these articles are gay.
Anyway, for heterosexual advice that actually works, see:
http://www.askmen.com/dating/doclove/index.html - davecor, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Employ the Tao of Steve... Go rent it guys... it's a great movie and it's how this fat tub of goo learned to succeed with the ladies...
Dex christened the Tao after the detached cool exhibited by three Steves of the world, Steve McQueen, Steve Austin from The Six Million Dollar Man, and Steve McGarrett on Hawaii Five-0.
The Tao itself the distilled philosophy that Dex employs, very winningly, to succeed sexually with women. It consists of three rules:
1. Eliminate your desires.
2. Do something excellent in her presence, thereby proving your sexual worthiness.
3. Retreat, for as Heidegger said, "We pursue that which retreats from us".
From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tao_of_Steve- Gdub, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1That movie was awesome.
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