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10 New Places To Have Sex

menshealth.com — If men weren't great explorers, we never would have found America, the Rockies, or scrambled porn on channel 99. So why should our entire sex life always take place in the same spot? Here's a list of the best places to fool around.

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  • dailyshowboy23, on 12/01/2007, -2/+82a garage.... that doesnt seem all that exciting
    • Chicken2nite, on 12/01/2007, -1/+15or all that new...
    • LongShlong, on 12/01/2007, -5/+28But that's where you get to... Screw-drive-her! HEIAEIHEIHEIAEHIAEHAEH... Aww. Too soon?
      • G-RaZoR, on 12/02/2007, -0/+14I don't know what is worse, your screwdriver comment or your laugh that sounded like a pony having a seizure while being raped by a pack of of wild pandas.
    • Bobski, on 12/02/2007, -0/+2Well, straight out you lose if you've never taken the Beatles admonition to heart and did it in the road.
      I have, on numerous occasions, and a thrill every time!
    • raynar, on 12/02/2007, -0/+14was "in the butt" on there?
    • tubeblender, on 12/02/2007, -3/+1basement of a church, so when she says "oh, god - oh, god - oh, god, etc." you know she means it.
    • grason1129, on 12/02/2007, -0/+1yeah i don't want old oil all over my dick
      • sotopheavy, on 12/02/2007, -0/+2You should never use oil based lube with condoms... always water based or it will be much more likely to break.
    • lawrra, on 12/02/2007, -1/+0if you like cars or enjoy working on them, the garage is very exciting. besides, you can use fun phrases like "i like lipstick on my dipstick" and it would be appropriate.
    • mllawso, on 12/02/2007, -0/+0Approves:
      http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_artic ...
    • sotopheavy, on 12/02/2007, -1/+1How about on top of three ps3's.
      On a pile of produce at the grocery store.
    • Namaha, on 12/03/2007, -0/+1Yeah, at first I thought they meant 10 new...holes. Not locations.
  • diggface5000, on 12/01/2007, -4/+23most of these aren't new but wtf is a swiss ball?
    • threepio, on 12/01/2007, -1/+8Ask your buddy Sven.
    • codered1322, on 12/01/2007, -1/+24A large, Inflatable exercise ball. And a stupid 'place' to have sex.
      • sotopheavy, on 12/02/2007, -0/+2How about a swiss ball in switzerland
    • Puppetfunk, on 12/01/2007, -0/+7A yoga ball.
    • CyberBlade, on 12/01/2007, -16/+5lol you nubb, never herad of a GYM ball or megaball? guess its true, digg users dont have girlfriends :P
      • roaryyyj, on 12/02/2007, -1/+9Im sure most people have heard of a gym ball, but ive personaly never heard it called a Swiss Ball
        • tahcoboy, on 12/02/2007, -2/+1or just major studs ;) with no room for girlfriends
      • cheaptricks, on 12/02/2007, -0/+2You're a digg user...
      • diggface5000, on 12/02/2007, -2/+3It's true, I don't have a girlfriend.... however a click on my profile would inform you that I'm female.. so it's not that absurd or shocking.
    • tubeblender, on 12/02/2007, -2/+0Say, before I tell you what the others have already done, could you please direct me to the nearest internet? I want to LOOK SOMETHING UP FOR MYSELF!

      Just kidding, we're all stupid sometimes, not saying you are or anything...
    • DopeWeasel, on 12/02/2007, -0/+2Whatever... I just want to know what's up with the "50 repetitions" part of that comment.

      What if it only takes 25?
    • thidranki, on 12/02/2007, -0/+2wtf is google?
    • mllawso, on 12/02/2007, -0/+1A ball, that's likely swiss.
  • panteradactyl, on 12/01/2007, -7/+2I did like some of the other related ***** though.
    • panteradactyl, on 12/02/2007, -0/+18Dugg down for being a dumbass.......... oh ***** thats me........
  • LongShlong, on 12/01/2007, -3/+15Ew, I can hardly stomach the thought of some of the fat, ugly slobs that have read this list and taken it as advice.
    • sotopheavy, on 12/02/2007, -0/+2Yea that love seat at victoria secret should be put out of commission.
  • Waskonator, on 12/01/2007, -2/+35How about the back of a Volkswagen?
    • epimer, on 12/01/2007, -0/+10Sounds pretty uncomfortable.
    • tubeblender, on 12/02/2007, -6/+0that's gay
      • nato64, on 12/03/2007, -0/+1Gay? Really? You do realize we're all talking about having sex with a woman.
  • Zinite, on 12/01/2007, -15/+1241) In da butt.
    • wafflesomd, on 12/01/2007, -12/+5Lol.
    • JonTheGoose, on 12/02/2007, -1/+12Wut Wut?
    • tucsonsun13, on 12/02/2007, -10/+3Isn't anal dangerous for the girl
      • iFrikkenR, on 12/02/2007, -0/+7Use lots of lube then there's no problem. and by lots i mean LOTS. if she's relaxed and well lubed it'll be fine.

        Otherwise, yes. maybe.
      • panteradactyl, on 12/02/2007, -1/+10No, never actually. Truth be told, its good for em. Just do it next time, you'll see.
        • gak001, on 12/02/2007, -3/+14In fact, they love to be surprised by it - seriously, forget the lube and just try that one out, let us know how it goes.
      • john2kx, on 12/02/2007, -2/+1only if they're doing it with me.
    • dcmjzero, on 12/02/2007, -0/+2i came to this thread specifically for that comment. thank you.
  • DeadRooster, on 12/01/2007, -2/+26Hot Air Balloon
    There's a company in Temecula California that offers a Mile High flight: http://www.hotairadventures.com
    • Dokument, on 12/01/2007, -2/+2just dont find yourself in a jungle if you know what i mean..
    • PorcupineTree, on 12/02/2007, -0/+5That's awesome. Just remember your adiabatic lapse rate, and dress accordingly.

      ...Guess I won't ever need to worry about booking one of those flights, huh?
  • Bonekhan, on 12/01/2007, -13/+8When they say "National Park" I love how the use Alaska as an example. Trying screaming and moaning at subzero temperatures.
    • KewlerKid3, on 12/01/2007, -9/+0Don't have to go to an alaskan national park to do that, believe you me it was freezing here last night.
      But its a shot at creativity and word play =P.
    • codered1322, on 12/01/2007, -0/+18They have summer in Alaska. It's not Antarctica.
      • pendetim, on 12/02/2007, -2/+2In the Alaska summer, most of the screaming will be from the gnats and mosquitoes biting the exposed flesh.
        • Ellipsys, on 12/02/2007, -0/+6Ahhh the Alaskan Mosquito - the state bird!
  • XXXXXXXXXXXXXX, on 12/01/2007, -14/+3wot
  • Devan612, on 12/01/2007, -11/+4Now I will tell my girl to order ALL lingerie from Victoria Secret on-line only.
    • ajeddi, on 12/02/2007, -0/+4why?
    • Dohko_Xar, on 12/17/2007, -0/+1You never know who had sex in there and THEN tried the lingerie.. eww fluids.
  • xXIrsotehkewlXx, on 12/01/2007, -16/+64/10
    What do I win?
  • codered1322, on 12/01/2007, -11/+4Jessica Alba
  • DickyT83, on 12/01/2007, -10/+4lol at number 2: the vault..."...It's a great place to make a deposit and withdrawl." classic.
  • Fedaykin311, on 12/01/2007, -13/+7Did I just miss something, or did Men's Health just put together a list of places to have sex in which some of the ideas are felonies? Sex in public places is a felony and will get your arrested and labeled as a sex offender for your entire life. It's *****, but it's the law.
  • hmugabe, on 12/01/2007, -3/+65For Digg Users: ANYWHERE
  • mojaam, on 12/01/2007, -6/+4Was I the only one who checked channel 99 and found nothing?
    • garrettnb, on 12/01/2007, -0/+4yeah you were, ever heard of the internet?
    • ff4marvel, on 12/01/2007, -0/+1yes
    • Brickhaus, on 12/01/2007, -0/+4It used to be channel 1 on my box, but this was years ago. Actually seeing a titty or vag was nothing short of a miracle. It was mostly about the sounds.
    • xxpor, on 12/02/2007, -0/+12my channel 99 is c-span. man was i disappointed.
    • viniciusfontes, on 12/02/2007, -0/+4Geez, my channel 99 actually IS scrambled porn! No kidding!
      • diktator279, on 12/02/2007, -0/+1great, we all know your plans for the rest of the night...
    • s0nicfreak, on 12/02/2007, -0/+1Channel 99 is the TVGuide channel were I'm from, so I didn't get the joke.
  • DucoNihilum, on 12/01/2007, -1/+70I'd be happy to just have sex in the bedroom- but I don't get that either.
    • tubeblender, on 12/02/2007, -1/+0You have to have a girl (IN) the bedroom for that to happen.
  • chrisinsocalif, on 12/01/2007, -2/+5Get real freaky, try having it at church. Now thats brave!
    • InfinitySnatch, on 12/01/2007, -1/+18How? It's not like the priest is going to rat himself out.
  • thomasprebble, on 12/01/2007, -7/+3Thanks for that. We're always looking for new things to try.
    • codered1322, on 12/01/2007, -2/+15You probably can't bring your dog into Victoria's Secret.
  • iCallShotgun, on 12/01/2007, -5/+3In a shower.
    • theutopian, on 12/02/2007, -0/+4Baths and showers don't really work. Water is not a natural lubricant so it never really works well.
      • dcmjzero, on 12/02/2007, -0/+1speak for yourself.
        • nato64, on 12/03/2007, -0/+1He's right. Plus, she has to be the PERFECT height or it doesn't work at all. We'd always just end up on the bathroom floor because showers didn't work.
  • ienjoyrolling, on 12/01/2007, -1/+9and we all no how digg users are ladies men
  • ruddy, on 12/01/2007, -1/+65they didn't say on an IRC chat server... :(
  • ghgh1212, on 12/01/2007, -1/+13in the ear
  • joshuagor44, on 12/01/2007, -3/+12Any place would be new to me.
  • TheDHC, on 12/01/2007, -0/+11None of these qualify as "new"

    sex on a washing machine is not new, this list is horrible.
  • alexiadaisical, on 12/01/2007, -1/+5Was this list necessary? Chances are pretty good that men who take advice from Men's Health don't see a lot of action anyway.
    • G-RaZoR, on 12/02/2007, -0/+1Shhh, we don't want the advertisers changing the list now do we?
    • panteradactyl, on 12/02/2007, -0/+1Just like most people on digg
  • baalzebub, on 12/01/2007, -1/+3in a lake or swimming pool is excellent, the buoyancy makes the woman so light you can hold her in your hands with almost no effort, just get in the water up to your shoulders (you don't want to drown)...
    • alexiadaisical, on 12/02/2007, -0/+9I think I read somewhere that having sex in water is potentially very dangerous for a woman. Something about thrusting, pushing water into places where it does damage, embolisms. So, if you're doing it with a woman you like, you may want to check out safety issues.
      • Trollmaster, on 12/02/2007, -3/+10but if it's a whore it really doesn't matter
    • iFrikkenR, on 12/02/2007, -0/+5Also water is a TERRIBLE lubricant. It actually makes skin on skin action pretty grippy.

      Humping in water is fine enough (and a lot of fun) but if you move around, withdraw and have to go back in it can turn to a pool full of fail
    • panteradactyl, on 12/02/2007, -0/+4A lake? Are you retarded? More bacteria than my toilet
    • xptical, on 12/02/2007, -0/+4Good in theory; terrible in practice. Lack of lube generally makes sex very painful. If your g/f is extra juicy, this might work.

      A 20 minute soak in a hot tub will get blood flowing for both of you. At the same time, it'll kill off a lot (if not all) of your sperm.
  • crystalmath, on 12/01/2007, -0/+3lame
  • CadetCollins, on 12/01/2007, -1/+25Generic "Digg users don't have sex" comment.
    • Pillard, on 12/02/2007, -0/+4Generic 'I do and you don't have a life, you nerd' comment.
  • MattL920, on 12/01/2007, -3/+10"A '57 Chevy. That's our nostalgic choice. For more practical men, it's the Ford Excursion, which measures a romp-friendly 227 inches long."

    You know what else measures a romp-friendly 227 inches long? Giggidy giggidy giggidy.
  • Derter, on 12/01/2007, -0/+5Elevator don't seem that new to me.
  • 5xSTUN, on 12/01/2007, -1/+20Geez, man, this is DIGG, you know. Might as well post a story called "10 New Places To Land Your Personal Fleet Of Private Jets."
  • masterc, on 12/01/2007, -4/+1Anybody else turn to channel 99 to check?
  • ZiggityZhang, on 12/02/2007, -4/+24Still stuck on part one

    1. Find a girl
  • troy1of2, on 12/02/2007, -2/+3I've seen this before somewhere. Oh, that's right on Digg just a couple of months ago.
  • V1ncent, on 12/02/2007, -1/+5Of course these are 10 more places the avg Digg user will never have sex at...
  • mattwalton56, on 12/02/2007, -0/+4Am I the only person that thought about Fallout when they said "In The Vault"?
    • joot2112, on 12/02/2007, -4/+2oh honey, you date yourself with cold war references...
      • LaueOfficer, on 12/02/2007, -1/+1"oh honey"????

        and he was talking about the band
  • Travistan, on 12/02/2007, -0/+2What's with the awkward, forced product placement in all Men's Health articles?
    "For more practical men, it's the Ford Excursion, which measures a romp-friendly 227 inches long."
  • Antibland, on 12/02/2007, -0/+22Men's Health recycles the same headlines every month.

    "10 New Places To Have Sex."
    "Sex: 10 Locations You Never Thought About"
    "Nookie: (5 x 2) Areas You May Have Missed"
  • Spyder2k, on 12/02/2007, -0/+7Server room.
  • riyehn, on 12/02/2007, -1/+25In a vagina.
  • rocknroll4ever, on 12/02/2007, -4/+1 Anyone ever done it in a funeral home ?
    • s0nicfreak, on 12/02/2007, -0/+1[insert joke about sex with corpses here]
  • uselessexpert, on 12/02/2007, -0/+5Conductor booth in an NYC subway car.... ;-)
  • sapo916, on 12/02/2007, -0/+5Trying to orgasm before the timer of a nuclear bomb goes off.
    • lowerlogic, on 12/02/2007, -0/+6im sure there's already a porno out there somewhere that has this plot
  • tahcoboy, on 12/02/2007, -0/+1Do one set of at least 50 repetitions. lol
  • mrogi, on 12/02/2007, -0/+1Sex in church during Sunday services. Nobody would ever think of doing it there. No wait...Opie & Anthony killed that caper. Never mind.
  • dungar, on 12/02/2007, -0/+1i agree with zorknov...this is a crap article.
    • r0t8, on 12/02/2007, -0/+1everything in men's health is crap. funny/sad that most guys who read that ***** probably think those are novel locations.
  • t2t2, on 12/02/2007, -0/+1No bridge?
    http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Ever_tried_doing_sex_ ...
  • dungar, on 12/02/2007, -0/+1hand lotion in your hand is also a great place
  • CheapDigWannbe, on 12/02/2007, -1/+2In the imaginationland...
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