48 Comments
- socialpyramid, on 02/13/2008, -1/+34Since when does softball lead to orgies?
- Nbonez5, on 02/13/2008, -1/+31Forcing someone to watch softball is the most serious crime of all
- joeTaco, on 02/13/2008, -0/+29The obsession with softball thing is actually hilarious, in a sick way. "People were promoted on the spot for hitting the softball out of the park a couple times... then came the orgies."
- thebaron2, on 02/13/2008, -0/+29It was the *prison officials* having the orgies, not the cell mates...
Although the prisoners could have had orgies too, but I don't those are the kind that you're fantasizing about. - alricsca, on 02/13/2008, -0/+15It is not just the guards the police are the same. I am from Florida, here is a story that happened to me when I was asked to serve on a jury in California. The judge asked us if we had any negative experiences with police. I told them how they used to raid the local gay bars and send photos to the underage kids' parents and how they used harass my friend because he was white and seeing a black guy in black neighborhood. Needless to say they took me off the jury.
- Rikkochet, on 02/13/2008, -1/+14Prison + Florida + public servants + softball = orgy
- deadcrickets, on 02/13/2008, -9/+21Very similar to my submission about all the fake experts, false testimony, fake evidence by cops and corrupt prosecutors: http://digg.com/world_news/Fake_experts_under_scru ...
I think it's about time we completely redo the entire justice system and toss out the vast majority of "crimes" while we are at it. The amount of corruption in the United States is matching the late 1800s and early 1900s for the US and the amount of corruption in Russia during the 1990s. It needs to end. - daliminator, on 02/13/2008, -1/+11Protip: "segue."
The "Segway" is Dean Kamen's Personal/Human Transporter scooter contraption. - ICanRead, on 02/13/2008, -1/+10Orgies with one woman and lots of softballs and roid rage.
What an aweful image. - Jones82, on 02/13/2008, -1/+9My god, the orgies
- loveforkarma, on 02/13/2008, -3/+11Germany or Florida?
- pintomp3, on 02/13/2008, -1/+9i would think it would be pretty uneventful. steroids lead to soft balls.
- SmooveO, on 02/13/2008, -1/+9I knew this steroids thing was out of control...
- SaladCactusKing, on 02/13/2008, -0/+7Now that's a drunken orgy I don't want to see.
- inactive, on 02/13/2008, -1/+7Still trying to get my head around the gender(s) of those involved.
- jggr, on 02/13/2008, -1/+7Ya, me too. My general take on it is that the staff/guards are mostly male and they're hiring professional sex workers to come in and participate in the orgy. So, technically, I'm thinking these sex parties are less of an orgy and more of a gangbang.
- Pradko, on 02/13/2008, -2/+6taking roids to shine on the softball field, thats about as gay as.. well i guess being in prison...
- waynetheman, on 02/13/2008, -1/+5It's not the employees, people. It's the system. Prisons are an innately demeaning and dehumanizing institution... for the prisoners, and the wardens.
http://www.prisonexp.org - pintomp3, on 02/13/2008, -0/+4i think those are the kind he's fantasizing about.
- noself, on 02/13/2008, -0/+3Oh man the softball and the orgies. This story is beautiful. What else can having you feeling so bad about something so funny?
- TygerTyger, on 02/13/2008, -0/+3CNN: the best Drunken Taint Orgy team on television
- joeTaco, on 02/13/2008, -2/+5protip: if you'd led with your second paragraph and used that as a segway into your link, you wouldn't come off as pimping your submission, and you might not even get buried. i'll digg you anyway since you have a point and it's actually an interesting article.
- captainboog, on 02/13/2008, -0/+3I've got a t-shirt that I picked up at a thrift store:
Missouri Penitentiary Guard's Softball League on the front
# 69 on the back. - jloutey, on 02/13/2008, -0/+2yeah. yeah. More people under Bush's supervision doing illegal stuff.
Oh wait! It's Jeb this time? - mal1964, on 02/13/2008, -3/+5Warden Samuel Norton: I have to say that's the most amazing story I've ever heard. What amazes me most is that you were taken in by it.
- edebolt, on 02/13/2008, -2/+4drunken orgies are the best kind of orgies... Sign me up !!
- Biochrome, on 02/13/2008, -1/+3Well atleast they aren't having drunken shower rape parties. Gotta keep the glass half full.
- solid12345, on 02/13/2008, -1/+3Sounds like an episode of Oz.
- Machuse, on 02/13/2008, -1/+3This is a terrible thing to read about, but I wish the article went into more detail. Why exactly was the guy leaving, was it a femal prison and who were the orgys with? the prisoners or just the gurds... was it all consesual(sp)?
- joeTaco, on 02/13/2008, -0/+2touche
- toxicshok, on 02/13/2008, -0/+2Yes but the mafia worked didn't it
- scbysnx, on 02/13/2008, -0/+2I gotta figure out how to make that equation work for me...
- DrTal, on 02/13/2008, -0/+2Guards with prostitutes. After the Softball.
- RustyJ, on 02/13/2008, -1/+2No fair! Why do the big guys always get to pitch?
- Blackbow, on 02/13/2008, -0/+1***** Serpico in the prison system. Brave guy is all I can say.
- scottc, on 02/13/2008, -0/+1"In fact, on his first day on the job, James McDonough says he walked into his office -- the same one his predecessor used -- and there was crime scene tape preventing anyone from entering.
"That was an indication we had a problem in the department," McDonough told CNN..."
I'm guessing it was his unusually keen sense of perception that led to his success in cleaning up the place. - PinkTacoDigger, on 02/13/2008, -0/+0Well, I'm sure they still found time to rehabilitate the immates.
- edebolt, on 02/13/2008, -2/+2jury selection process. weeding out the losers and nutjobs
- mydave, on 07/26/2008, -0/+0I hope they will find the best solution for this!
http://www.chasr.org/
http://www.danielrhodes.com
www.toyotaemployeepricing.com - nitrojunky24, on 02/13/2008, -2/+2dig me down
- VinceNoir, on 02/13/2008, -2/+2Sounds like the rot in this failing empire extends deep into the bowels of the nation. Blackwater, the Whitehouse and our correctional facilities. The criminals apparently staged a huge and silent jailbreak an are running the show at many levels. Time to round them up and put them back where they belong: behind bars.
- rancemo, on 02/13/2008, -6/+5Government is essentially the same thing as the mofia, except they have the general public completely brainwashed. When it comes down to it, they have nothing but violence as a tool achieve their goals.
- inverselogic, on 02/13/2008, -1/+0rofl is taint a verb now ? ;p
- inactive, on 02/13/2008, -2/+1Yep, thats whats causing it.
*facepalm* - inactive, on 02/13/2008, -2/+1It has to be in a porno somewhere.
- Primatelord, on 02/13/2008, -3/+1Softball? SOFTBALL??
.......flabbergasted, is what I am. - ICanRead, on 02/13/2008, -9/+4Damn Republicans are out of control.
- ThinkBox, on 02/13/2008, -15/+4Drunken Orgies tainted system... hmmm let me think about this... YA THINK?
Ebay Review - A+++++++++++ Will commit felony again to get back in that prison. wtf?



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