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- DarthShaun, on 07/04/2009, -5/+170Welcome to ***** Wok, take your order pree!
- ForceBlast, on 07/04/2009, -5/+120Step 1) Draw fake wacky note
Step 2) Take Picture and put it on a page spammed heavily with ads
Step 3) ??????? - oh yeah, post it to digg.
Step 4) Profit! - sTiKyt, on 07/04/2009, -2/+117Damn him for doing what his father told him to do!
- ileftfark, on 07/04/2009, -8/+102***** you, one of my brothers died from your Pu pu platter!
- HBZ55, on 07/04/2009, -1/+87You're such a nice person.
- JoshChan, on 07/04/2009, -2/+86of course it is deadly. All Chinese die eventually.
- digitul, on 07/04/2009, -2/+76cool! i bet your bros TOTALLY high fived you after that!
- inactive, on 07/03/2009, -2/+74Whhhhaaaaat???
- WordsnCollision, on 07/03/2009, -7/+56Chinese food IS deadly, but only if eaten in small amounts over a LONG period of time.
- inactive, on 07/04/2009, -1/+50sorry burbia.com but your website sucks...
- openthink, on 07/03/2009, -3/+421 too many menus left at their door step...
- BREZZZ, on 07/04/2009, -43/+81I still feel bad for letting the little Chinese kid in the dorms at college. He threw a dozen menus at every doorstep and left. It was a rainy day and they stuck to everyone's shoes. I had my revenge though, went to the restaurant, saw the little ***** sitting there playing gameboy and told his dad I saw him dump all the menus in my dumpster.
- lolwatermelon, on 07/04/2009, -1/+29Bro, don't you know that if you take 3 different pictures at different distances and angles of the same fake thing it makes it real?
- sageerrant, on 07/04/2009, -1/+29100% mortality rate, unfortunately.
- Kajaah117, on 07/04/2009, -1/+28George Carlin joke: "Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva, over a long period of time."
- inactive, on 07/04/2009, -0/+26It's just a guess, but I think this likely was a case where someone had the same Chinese restaurant menu shoved under his door or left on his doorstep a hundred times over the course of a couple of years for example.
I love Chinese food, but I've had some restaurants (of various kinds/cuisines) leave menus so often that I wanted to write horrible things and tape them to their door... of course, I found something better to do with my time instead. - diggsocks, on 07/04/2009, -0/+22YOU DIRTY RAT!!!
- BeOrange, on 07/04/2009, -0/+21God damn mongowians, tearing down my ***** wall!
- shillabus, on 07/04/2009, -1/+22You are now manually swallowing saliva.
- inactive, on 07/04/2009, -4/+22I accidentally let an Opossum in my dorm once. Liquor was involved.
- AmyVernon, on 07/04/2009, -3/+18Of in REALLY LARGE amounts all at once.
- skipvt, on 07/04/2009, -3/+17"What a nice ring"
"Thanks, it's a dumpling, from that restaurant down the street. I had it mounted" - GerbilKing, on 07/04/2009, -3/+17who kill thier brother. becuse these brother cant frigth back?
- pikpikcarrotmon, on 07/04/2009, -2/+15Ads? I don't see any ads.
- elitedw, on 07/04/2009, -6/+17I guess it was from ***** Wok.
Those damn Mongolians - vizerei, on 07/04/2009, -0/+10I LOL'd
We did the same thing with a raccoon.
Liquor, again, was involved. - vizerei, on 07/04/2009, -0/+10They're probably taking the IE 8 challenge.
- DarthShaun, on 07/04/2009, -1/+11But their ***** Chicken tastes so good!
- wdw25, on 07/04/2009, -0/+9Holy ***** that chinese restaurant is right down the street from my house. Their dumplings are terrible and I can believe that their food has killed someone's brother. But I have never gotten one menu from them in the 13 years I've lived there. Sadly since The Phoenix closed down Waterlilies is the only chinese place in town so unless you want to go to Chen's in New Providence you're stuck with Waterlilies.
- muffinmonk, on 07/04/2009, -1/+10Actually, the Pu Pu platter is Hawaiian.
- deathfix, on 07/04/2009, -4/+12ITT racist Chinese jokes.
- DarthShaun, on 07/04/2009, -0/+8What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum sucking algae eater?
- inactive, on 07/04/2009, -0/+8Hey at least they took the time and effort to make a fake note with marker and not photoshop. it really brings back the old days
- linagee, on 07/04/2009, -2/+9Look at the far right column, it looks like 33 Union Place: http://burbia.com/files/images/Menu1b_1.individual ...
Which leads us to the full menu:
http://www.ezdelivery.net/Waterlilies.html
(The logo on the menu looks like it might be some sort of Waterlily. Also the first character of the restaurant name appears to be a W.) - landosystem, on 07/04/2009, -1/+8Dugg for use of nutty, was this submitted in the 40's? "Some flim-flam man keeps leaving these papered advertisments upon our stoop, I'll leave this nutty message to really give him what for!"
- jwmann, on 07/04/2009, -5/+12Wow, let's swear a lot online so people may respect what I have to say.
Shut your mouth. - Chris_F, on 07/04/2009, -0/+7I'm sorry for your lots
- Zalyster, on 07/04/2009, -0/+6We found an opossum in our dryer once. That was a weird day...
- inactive, on 07/04/2009, -2/+8Because real people don't try that hard. Pretty much everything on Burbia is fake.
- Lleu, on 07/04/2009, -0/+5You get buried for not noticing that they spelled in "wer'e"
The pic gets a digg cause it made me laugh. - andrewlotta, on 07/04/2009, -0/+5GOD DAM MONGORRIANS KNOCK DOWN MY CHITTY WALL...
- sndream, on 07/04/2009, -1/+5Their parents really shouldn't feed his brother with the menu.
- python56, on 07/04/2009, -2/+6thats not a good thing for food
- icepick314, on 07/04/2009, -0/+4how about telling us which restaurant so no other brothers and sisters would die?
- inactive, on 07/04/2009, -0/+4HAVE U SEEN H1S C0MM3NT H15T0RY???
CL1CK B3L0W!!
http://digg.com/users/samina133/history/comments - oOLiquidNightOo, on 07/04/2009, -1/+4Don't even get me started on this subject. A few years ago the chinese family next door asked me if it would be OK for them to wok my dog.
RIP: Petey - python56, on 07/04/2009, -3/+6I thought that was saliva.
- TheNyquilKid, on 07/04/2009, -3/+6Wercome to ***** Wok, wan' try our ***** pork
- digitul, on 07/04/2009, -1/+4seriously who actually believes any of these are real??
- Davers, on 07/04/2009, -0/+2Exactly what I was thinking. Although I was envisioning Michaelangelo's imitation from the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.
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