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Ya Know....Maybe I'll Just Hold It Until The Hotel

decovo.com — So some local gets to live it up on free toilet fish, and there I was buying ramen bowls like a sucker.

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  • majoravid44, on 02/24/2008, -4/+236Dude, check out #6!!! Ninja frogmen prohibited from stealth urinal visits.
    • zeromancer, on 02/24/2008, -0/+15you could do that in splinter cell. it was hard to do. the one time i did get it though, sam pulled a groin and walked kinda gimp the rest of the mission =/
    • TheImmigrant, on 02/24/2008, -3/+3LoL!
    • wolfboy2883, on 02/24/2008, -1/+4WTF! THATS THE ONLY WAY I CAN! See if I ever leave the woods if I visit Japan.

      Jk. Seriously though that's hilarious.
    • Ibox, on 02/24/2008, -0/+10looks like hes kicking a giant cell phone.
    • burnin8r28, on 02/24/2008, -0/+5hahahahahaha
      i lol'd my pants
  • garymartin, on 02/24/2008, -6/+225Japan is SOOO weird
    • cookingboy, on 02/24/2008, -0/+46Yeah I know, it's my first time seeing a stick figure with a penis also....
    • ryuhiga, on 02/24/2008, -0/+3Is it a positive meaning?
    • mGARANDEUR1, on 02/24/2008, -1/+5They are probably putting up that sign to prevent people from pissing on the toilet seat.
      • ScottMitchell, on 02/24/2008, -1/+5Or so that sudden stops/starts of the train don't lead to injuries.
    • EgaoNoGenki, on 02/24/2008, -9/+3And can you BELIEVE that I am GOING TO JAPAN FOR FOUR MONTHS NEXT MONTH??? I am studying in Nagasaki later this spring, and boy, I had better be ready for such culture SHOCK!!!
      • sczzbckt, on 02/24/2008, -1/+4Cool, but you don't have to yell about it...
      • Ohimesama, on 02/24/2008, -0/+3You'll have so much fun! I was there for two months two years ago. It was a huge culture shock, but most of the people I came into contact with were so friendly that at the end of two months, I didn't want to come back. I wanted to stay in my new 'home'.
    • edwartica, on 02/24/2008, -1/+3Ok, not EVERY place in the world has western style toilets. I went to Bali, and they had squat pots.
    • diggimator, on 02/25/2008, -1/+1Where's the Korean/Chinese guy who's going to come out and say Japan DESERVES this photoshop?
  • harrisbradley, on 02/24/2008, -5/+307and how the hell is 2 different than 5. What is he peeing on the ceiling.... OMG HE'S FISHING!!!
    • ryan83189, on 02/24/2008, -3/+36thats not sushi!
    • stklaw, on 02/24/2008, -9/+2Which one is your 2 and 5?
    • smacksaw, on 02/24/2008, -7/+12Well #2 is when you poo and I don't know rule 34 well enough to tell you what #5 is, but I bet it involves furries, scatting or both.
    • AJayD, on 02/24/2008, -3/+9I thought 5 was fishing...?
    • bluepass, on 02/24/2008, -2/+7Such a nice way to spend your weekend with your family. "Look daddy, I caught a big one!"
  • ispeakasian, on 02/24/2008, -8/+78Japan makes me happy.
  • fasda, on 02/24/2008, -6/+142wait why can't you piss standing up can't they aim?
    • Aidenf77, on 02/24/2008, -1/+51I've traveled in a "camper" with a mini bathroom before. Peeing standing up could always be a tricky thing to pull off without making a mess while the thing was moving. I imagine it's no different on a train.
      • Sagags, on 02/24/2008, -0/+1I commute on train everyday and they are pretty smooth, peeing is not a problem, but then again this might be one of those super fast trains, that might be another story.
        • likwidfuzion, on 02/24/2008, -0/+2It's probably for bullet trains, Shinkansen.
        • Slick37c, on 02/24/2008, -1/+4The train doesn't actually touch the tracks so I'm pretty sure you're okay. Unless around a turn your piss bends... That'd be weird.
        • hextic, on 02/24/2008, -0/+2That's not weird, that's science!
    • stklaw, on 02/24/2008, -16/+17Because all the piss would fly to the back of the train.
      • mem2, on 02/24/2008, -3/+37well if its a physics defying train it might. Haven't you noticed that when u toss an object in the air while in motion it travels with you ?
        • dualityim, on 02/24/2008, -2/+14Not if he's peeing at the speed of light!
        • thoatt, on 02/24/2008, -0/+12Not if you are accelerating ; )
        • Hoov, on 02/24/2008, -1/+11Not if the parent comment is a joke to begin with...
      • codered1322, on 02/24/2008, -3/+4Holy *****, I hope you are joking. Physics man, physics.
      • jhaks, on 02/25/2008, -0/+2Yeah, and when I jump up while standing on the sidewalk I go flying down the street at one thousand miles per hour. That would be awesome.
    • scubakyle, on 02/24/2008, -2/+5http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDxcyqeRc-4
    • Ohimesama, on 02/24/2008, -0/+1Ever tried peeing on a train? It's hard enough doing it sitting down. Now, imagine yourself a drunk salary man. (What the working class men are called... they are typically drunk on the way home, as they've probably had a meeting with a client that required them to consume copious amounts of sake.)
    • gstep, on 02/24/2008, -0/+1I think just about every train/bus/plane I've ever been on has a no standing picture by the toilet. But "no fishing," that's a new one.
    • ogremidget, on 02/25/2008, -1/+1Larry David on why men should pee sitting down.
      http://www.5min.com/Video/Larry-David-on-Why-Men-S ...
  • satanswetnipple, on 02/24/2008, -4/+49Number three... "no fishing your iPhone out of the toilet"
    • nsanidy, on 02/24/2008, -4/+2I do that with my teeth.
    • zeromancer, on 02/24/2008, -2/+3you read down then right (instead of right then down)?
  • RunawayDigger, on 02/24/2008, -0/+55i didn't know there were so many useful ways to pee
  • woofers07, on 02/24/2008, -1/+55fishing... why didn't I think of doin that?
  • wildfire, on 02/24/2008, -17/+3It seems that 2girls1bowl would be permitted though.
  • fructose, on 02/24/2008, -15/+3it's beyond me what city official freakin' approves the signs in that country. WhyTF would they put up a sign with someone fishing in a damn toilet huh? NOBODY is EVER going to do that. Makes you wonder if warning signs have become some kind of obscure art and they make them wacky on purpose. Yeah Japan is just straight wack god help them.
    • Cyberbladewolf, on 02/24/2008, -0/+24Nobody? I believe you are seriously underestimating the stupid people in this world.
    • Fragged, on 02/24/2008, -2/+1They did it for the lulz. And the tourism. Oh, and because in China and some other countries toilets literally consist of holes in the ground, or train (DONT ASK); I have no idea how widespread these are in asian communities but it may be possible that people that live under asian rocks on asian moons may have never seen them before =)
    • ncapone, on 02/24/2008, -0/+1Warning sign, I've got things to do!

      obscure?
    • Hoogs, on 02/24/2008, -0/+1You speak the truth, don't know why you're getting dugg down... I mean seriously, fishing in a toilet?
    • BackEnThaWomb, on 02/24/2008, -0/+1Most warnings on products and other things are because people attempted to do it...

      Like a warning on a chainsaw said: Do no stop blade with hands or genitalia.
  • Ganja420, on 02/24/2008, -5/+41i like to poop on the 2nd deck like the dude in #4 is doing. It's called a double decker... and whenever someone flushes they get brown water
    • chinpo, on 02/24/2008, -0/+29*upper decker
    • VegaObscura3, on 02/24/2008, -3/+1Sometimes called upper tanker.
    • codered1322, on 02/24/2008, -2/+24Sounds like you have more issues than Time Magazine.
      • Scaryclouds, on 02/24/2008, -5/+1Nice!
        • evilbunnys2, on 02/24/2008, -3/+2I see what you did there
          • Godlike, on 02/26/2008, -0/+1I see how you made a comment without actually making a comment because you are a lamer, there.
  • Aidenf77, on 02/24/2008, -1/+100So, let me get this straight:

    - No contemplating your pencil dick
    - No praying at the porcelain altar
    - No leaving "upper deckers"
    - No fishing for turds
    - Uhh, no confused urinal usage?

    Seriously, sudden curves or bumps in the track could make pissing while standing up a splashy affair.
    • codered1322, on 02/24/2008, -1/+3Your's is way better than the caption the page's author has, "Have the following TV themes in your head when attempting each position (L-R): 1. Jeopardy Countdown, 2. Smurf Theme, 3. Cheers, 4. Who’s The Boss?, 5. MacGyver, 6. The A-Team"
  • IceJelly, on 02/24/2008, -3/+66Love how the penis is the stereotype
    • zeromancer, on 02/24/2008, -2/+3are you referring to men as 'the penis' ?
    • Shawn4168, on 02/24/2008, -0/+40But...but...but...the guy is black. He doesn't fit the stereotype at all!
    • Signa91, on 02/24/2008, -0/+1they might want to make men comfortable....saying its the "average size".
  • oreonblade, on 02/24/2008, -3/+45That sign was meant for people like me; I've done all six...

    I was drunk and someone bet me fifty bucks that I wouldn't, ok?
  • Flashman, on 02/24/2008, -1/+5We had many people at our college who had never used Western toilets, and these sorts of signs pretty much eliminated some of the 'problems' some people had with using them.

    But I think this one's a joke.
  • martinherrera, on 02/24/2008, -1/+49Well, at least i can still pee in the sink
    • Sixxer, on 02/24/2008, -1/+1I think thats what #6 is prohibiting.
  • dwninjungleland, on 02/24/2008, -1/+9I actually don't understand the problem with number 2?
    • bxblox, on 02/24/2008, -1/+12its like drinking from an open cup in a moving car, messy
    • mightycbu, on 02/24/2008, -0/+2that's why your girlfriend left you :P
  • hydratedsquash, on 02/24/2008, -1/+3#4 is goin in the upper deck.
    • Dhalgren, on 02/24/2008, -0/+2No, it's squatting over the bowl. Most Japanese toilets are holes in the ground you squat over. They are saying don't use this toilet like that.
      • Godlike, on 02/26/2008, -0/+1Right but "Upper Decker" is so much funnier... people are lookin at us funny here at work for giggling like idiots!
  • elliotys, on 02/24/2008, -1/+39Apparently, judging from the bottom right one, men in japan urinate like male dogs.
  • theForemanGrill, on 02/24/2008, -6/+2MIRROR : http://imager.cc/page7/actualsigninajapaneserestro ...
  • slightlygifted, on 02/24/2008, -0/+15whats wrong with #3? it is the default barfing position.
    • zeromancer, on 02/24/2008, -0/+12i would take it to mean 'no barfing'
      • guabancex, on 02/24/2008, -0/+22as if you'd have a choice in the matter
    • nextyoyoma, on 02/24/2008, -0/+18but it's definitely not a good way to pee.
  • MyDiggIsBig, on 02/24/2008, -0/+15Who craps with their back so straight.
  • otakushark, on 02/24/2008, -0/+14#4 could also mean don't treat this like a traditional Japanese toilet, which you squat down over to use.
    http://www.healthbolt.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/ ...
  • krizzle, on 02/24/2008, -0/+22I cant wait to figure out how to vomit out my ass. Thanks japanese!!
  • captoftheworld, on 02/24/2008, -0/+46Only Japan do they have to put up signs telling
    people not to drop a log while doing a cartwheel.
  • captoftheworld, on 02/24/2008, -0/+21No fishing?
    Common that's a little stringent.
    • earthforce1, on 02/24/2008, -1/+4But what if I have a license, and speckled bass is in season?
  • rawnzilla, on 02/24/2008, -0/+52What's with the fishing restrictions these days?

    Man should be able to fish where he wants. I wish the governments of the world would get their hands off our rods.
    • Dundasbro, on 02/24/2008, -3/+1At least someone has their hands on our rods.
      • carpespasm, on 02/24/2008, -0/+7yeah, but when the government has their hand on your rod they've got you by the balls and will only jerk you around.
  • TheHogester, on 02/24/2008, -0/+1Why can't you take a lash in the toilet???
  • Chrelion, on 02/24/2008, -1/+8I have the strange impression that fishing in a toilet is actually more fun than the fishing mechanic in most games. But even with that, the fact that the Japanese have to be warned NOT to do it means someone must've tried at one point. What a culture.
  • blackjack75, on 02/24/2008, -1/+32If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. But if you teach him how to fish, he might fish for turd in japan.
  • CanTheSpam, on 02/24/2008, -0/+49If fishing for my own fecal matter is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
  • nerdgoturd, on 02/24/2008, -0/+6damn, i loved fishing in toilets too
  • bananafranco, on 02/24/2008, -0/+4Crap, so i guess i leave my fishing rod at home when visiting Japan
  • mal1964, on 02/24/2008, -3/+4I worked for sky-chefs, 90% of all food for airlines (not much anymore). We had a large percentage of a certain ethnic nationality,We had bathroom toilet and urinal training for new hire orientation. some would get confuse on which one to use.
    • mal1964, on 02/24/2008, -0/+1not our neighbors
    • Godlike, on 02/26/2008, -0/+1Are you serious?

      In like 9th grade we got the handicapped kid to crap in the stand up, man was that funny.

      Yeah you can think it's mean but it WAS ***** hilarious.
  • mal1964, on 02/24/2008, -0/+272 fish 1 bowl
  • falafelkiosken, on 02/24/2008, -0/+9I don't get #3? Prohibited to vomit? What are you gonna do? Vomit at the train floor?
    • mal1964, on 02/24/2008, -0/+2No its, " DON'T!, Your ***** does stink!"
      • bigmurph, on 02/24/2008, -0/+1I think says no drinking
        • mal1964, on 02/24/2008, -0/+1You might be right, The Japanese are into fancy toilets so maybe it filters the water.
    • Godlike, on 02/26/2008, -0/+1NO EATING FROM THE BOWL AFTER CRAPPING LIKE THE FILTHY AMERICAN DOG YOU ARE, DOG!
  • simplicityiskey, on 02/24/2008, -0/+11No toilet fishing? Well, there goes my trip to Japan.
  • eq2s, on 02/24/2008, -1/+1#2: "Look ma, no hands!"
  • ryuhiga, on 02/24/2008, -0/+3In Japan, increasing the people can't with No.2 recently. Because, it become standing pee messy around the toilet. So, they had a habit peeing with No1. Of course, i can with No.2.
  • the999, on 02/24/2008, -2/+4Its like the Karma Sutra of pooping.
  • VictorDoppelt, on 02/24/2008, -0/+6I can't get over the fact they thought it necessary to tell you not to go fishing in a toilet bowl? This raises so many questions - are there fish? And if so what kind? If you had a fishing license would it be okay? Are the fish part of the waste disposal system and they eat your crap? Are they carnivorous and will they bite up and take a chunk out of your butt while you site on the toilet in the approved position?

    Are fecal fish endangered?!
    • Vindicoth, on 02/24/2008, -0/+1If you seen that episode of dirty jobs, Tilapia (fish) eats poo.
  • cidman2001, on 02/24/2008, -1/+2What kind of bait does one use when toilet fishing? Heheheheheeee!
  • phoenixm4, on 02/24/2008, -1/+1Toilet fishing lol.
  • purpl3hazze, on 02/24/2008, -1/+4i bet #6 has something to do with goatse
  • arcticchill, on 02/24/2008, -0/+6Portal 2 ???
  • rnelsonee, on 02/24/2008, -0/+25Here's one I took in Japan. They won't let you do *anything* over there! :)
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/42032166@N00/20913820 ...
    • antiorblkflag9, on 02/24/2008, -0/+1I'm afraid to click on this at work...SFW?
    • boredpnoy, on 02/24/2008, -1/+1awesome pic hahahaha
    • expert01, on 02/25/2008, -1/+1Was that in a gay bar? If so, why exactly were you in there?
      • Godlike, on 02/26/2008, -0/+1Why would you feel a need to question what he does?
  • DarkVandal1019, on 02/24/2008, -0/+1This is an old story but the most hilarious comment i remember is number

    "#3 no praising the toilet god, check."
    • kbeast, on 02/25/2008, -0/+1were you just born? That one is sure a hoot.
  • drgnflyblu5, on 02/24/2008, -0/+3Just sit on "Ja-Pan" damit
  • LightYagami, on 02/24/2008, -1/+2I think it was in a mental hospital.
  • dangv2, on 02/24/2008, -0/+1Fishing? Seriously?
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