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- OUPablo, on 04/01/2009, -5/+225the 911 operator should have just let her go, just the way natural selection intended
- novenator, on 04/01/2009, -2/+171At least she didn't say she lost her phone too
- xt0ph3r, on 04/01/2009, -2/+144April Fool's? Or just Florida?
- brid57, on 04/01/2009, -10/+126............................................______ __
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........................................_........ ..._,-%.......` - inactive, on 04/01/2009, -0/+109Speaking as a Florida native... Just Florida.
- jc7012, on 04/01/2009, -1/+101"Operator, give me the number for 9-1-1.
- Howitzer86, on 04/01/2009, -4/+92I think she should be fined for that. This is no different from calling the cops because of bad service in a drive through.
- yocouchdigga, on 04/01/2009, -3/+68Straight out of a Family Guy Episode.
- lelebelle, on 04/01/2009, -0/+58When I received my license plate sticker in the mail, I laughed about there being instructions for pulling the sticker away from the piece of paper. I now realize that those instructions are for this chick.
- azureskies88, on 04/01/2009, -0/+54Honestly, considering the level of intelligence involved...she probably could have.
- jitterbits, on 04/01/2009, -0/+53But she might have been trapped in there forever and died!!!
- AveryDeDog, on 04/01/2009, -13/+65Broads!
- GodAImighty, on 04/01/2009, -2/+54Haha, very funny, April Fools... wait.. this is real? Oh dear...
- blackpen2008, on 04/01/2009, -9/+57
- inactive, on 04/01/2009, -2/+49Er, Madam, I am a Nigerian prince...
- ATL, on 06/20/2009, -1/+45wat
- gtluke, on 04/01/2009, -0/+41Once in an ice storm all of my locks froze, and all of my windows were frozen up. I physically could not get out of my car, it was actually pretty scary for a few minutes. I finally managed to get a back door unlocked and crawled out that way.
- youre, on 04/01/2009, -2/+42at least she remembered 9-1-1
- boshhead, on 04/01/2009, -1/+37BLONDE STAR: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3UGhRjPry4
- ChaosProfessor, on 04/01/2009, -0/+31never forget?
- amadeus1114, on 04/01/2009, -1/+28"
- Brassbud, on 04/01/2009, -1/+25Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
- Opiatus, on 04/01/2009, -9/+27Woman driver, can't even EXIT the car without ***** it up.
- MarkOfTheDead, on 04/01/2009, -0/+17I want her weed.
- CrazyEddie041, on 04/01/2009, -0/+17Exactly. It's beyond words.
- amk29j, on 04/01/2009, -1/+18
- livefree12, on 04/01/2009, -1/+18wow
- emt1451, on 04/01/2009, -1/+17Dear woman,
That's an advertisement.
Signed,
Men - MistrBrownstone, on 04/02/2009, -0/+15I witnessed this happen one time myself. It was the middle of the winter and two women were "locked in" a car outside a restaurant. I'm not sure exactly how it happened, but I'm guessing that they got in the car and there was just enough juice in the battery to turn the engine over a few times. The car probably had that safety feature that automatically locks the doors when the ignition is turned (which i never understood), and when the battery died before successfully starting the engine the power locks no longer worked. I don't know how long they were in there, but when I showed up a guy was standing outside their car trying to explain that all they had to do was flip the manual lock. They just kept telling him that the locks were power locks and the battery was dead. Explaining that the manual locks would function without batter power just wasn't getting through to them. The guy and I gave each other that "what the *****?" look, and I told him good luck and went inside. They must have finally figured it out because they were gone when I came back out of the restaurant.
- ChaosProfessor, on 04/01/2009, -4/+18Should have let her die
- SkippyDoorknob, on 04/01/2009, -1/+15Didn't this happen on Family Guy?
- FarrokhBulsara, on 04/01/2009, -0/+14you should take a break from digg.
- sat0shi, on 04/01/2009, -1/+15http://tinyurl.com/dm2kw8
- CoD4, on 04/01/2009, -1/+14She should've locked herself in the kitchen
- Linake, on 04/01/2009, -0/+13And good riddance, too.
- Jhiaxuz, on 04/01/2009, -4/+16Mandatory woman joke about being out of the kitchen.
- sageerrant, on 04/02/2009, -0/+11 ▲
▲ ▲ - AgentMull, on 04/02/2009, -1/+12Honestly, considering the level of intelligence involved...she probably should have.
FYP - blckngldhwk, on 04/02/2009, -0/+11Smart man. I'm guessing this isn't the first time the backdoor has gotten you out of a jam?
- oyflaaaayvin, on 04/01/2009, -0/+11and the roids
- merreborn, on 04/01/2009, -0/+10The most common of which being, "Stupid".
- liuite, on 04/01/2009, -2/+12genetic selection has gone by the wayside with welfare, affirmative action, and life support
- azureskies88, on 04/01/2009, -0/+10This one requires a facepalm...with both hands.
- SharkyTech, on 04/02/2009, -0/+9Facesole
- sageerrant, on 04/02/2009, -0/+9Some idiot double-parked and locked herself in the car.
- soulonfire928, on 04/02/2009, -0/+9I honestly had a neighbor who was getting in a fight with his ex-wife or something, in the middle of the parking lot, screamed that he was calling the cops, then proceeded to shout: "WHAT'S THE NUMBER FOR 911?!?!?!?!"
I think I laughed until I cried. - CrazyEddie041, on 04/01/2009, -0/+9And possibly a foot.
- bob_the_alien, on 04/01/2009, -3/+11umm, i think this is just April fools
- Alli3388, on 04/01/2009, -0/+8I don`t think that`s what that means. That red April fools is a link to April Fools gag ideas... I think the story is actually real.
- tduser, on 04/01/2009, -1/+9people like her should be left to bake inside their cars
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