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- wreckosaurus, on 11/03/2007, -9/+551So it's true, if you watch porn a crazy black woman really will kill you. I owe my pastor an apology.
- axisofphilippe, on 10/13/2007, -2/+268I think the real news here is that the dude was storing his porn on CD-R's...not very efficient buddy.
- inactive, on 10/13/2007, -3/+264This is why I store all my porn on old records. It only plays the sound, but that's good enough for me.
- skodaman, on 10/13/2007, -15/+253She is clearly nucking futts...
- ezkl, on 10/13/2007, -7/+244Best story title... ever?
- ampedasia, on 10/13/2007, -8/+241Lol I love your description... People are crazy these days.
- noots, on 10/13/2007, -4/+195so.... is that the picture of the murdered boyfriend?
- Zippo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+183Jessie always told his buddies "If my girl were to ever find my stash of porn, she'd kill me"... everyone always thought he was joking.
- inactive, on 10/13/2007, -2/+174She looks like Mike Tyson with a wig.
- Rikkochet, on 10/13/2007, -1/+137Anything less and ye may get busted!
http://bash.org/?334331
[LordChewy] so my dad found my porn folder
[LordChewy] and he was getting all pissed
[LordChewy] so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
[LordChewy] "i know dad"
[LordChewy] "what do you have to say for yourself?"
[LordChewy] at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
[LordChewy] and he just shut up
[kingKahn] what is it?
[LordChewy] its his porn folder - Rikushix, on 10/13/2007, -3/+131May be the best story title ever:
"Everyday innocuous event - SHOCKING TWIST OF EVENTS" - shortarabguy, on 10/13/2007, -0/+123Dugg for the visceral mental image of you sitting next to a phonograph acting all excited.
- vornan19, on 10/10/2007, -0/+114Yes, your porn will never come home and find you've been seeing real girls. The dude was smart, i mean it was on CDs not the computer. Probably the first time backing-up didn't save anyone.
- rhabd0mancer, on 10/10/2007, -2/+113Cue world's smallest violin.
♫ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪ - DDDoc, on 10/13/2007, -2/+108I wonder if she did this because she may have played video games. =p
- Legacy23x, on 10/10/2007, -1/+91Now no one can say, too much porn never killed anyone.
- bilgates, on 10/13/2007, -4/+92Damn sucks for the guy.
Tip: Download porn, don't buy it on DVD's. Use encryption and rename using scrambling. - 1337Einstein, on 10/10/2007, -0/+88In this case, yeah, it is.
- hiphoc, on 10/10/2007, -2/+87That face was NSFW
- byrdgang, on 10/13/2007, -2/+80....you mean a pornograph.
- inactive, on 10/13/2007, -3/+74actually she put him out of his misery after having to wake up every morning to her.
- syroncoda, on 10/13/2007, -2/+72i find this hilarious. this woman felt so threatened by pictures of naked women that she was willing to KILL somebody else. ***** I'd hate to see what she'd do if her boyfriend had gone to strip club. or a nudist beach? pffft. pathetic.
- Frostman3D, on 10/10/2007, -2/+68DON'T TAZE ME HO!
- stelth, on 10/13/2007, -1/+66*sigh*
It doesn't matter where you get your appetite, so long as you come home to eat. At least... that's what I thought... - pixel, on 10/27/2007, -0/+60I want to know who's gonna get the porn collection now
- IllBeBack, on 10/10/2007, -4/+63I'm so glad my wife likes to look at porn with me. No need to hide it...
- turbomog007, on 10/10/2007, -1/+56now now no need to be calling people names like that.
- satx, on 10/13/2007, -3/+57I dugg you just for the description.
- sotopheavy, on 10/10/2007, -4/+57Too bad she didn't find a stash of plastic surgeons!
- EndersGame, on 10/10/2007, -3/+52This is no laughing matter folks, porn kills. 50 bucks says Jack Thompson abandons video games and tries to outlaw porn.
- cheesefan, on 10/10/2007, -2/+51Mercy Killing.
- technoredneck, on 10/10/2007, -8/+56At least he didn't get tazed.
- seanhive, on 10/10/2007, -5/+53"If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"
We could learn a lot from Jay-Z - meshman, on 10/13/2007, -12/+58Good christ. I'd have killed myself a long tome ago.
- stealth210, on 10/10/2007, -4/+49LOL at the musical symbols.
- 0crabby0, on 10/10/2007, -2/+42R.I.P It was just a matter of time - She would probably have killed him for doing something else wrong anyway.
- cliffzdude, on 10/10/2007, -6/+44If my girlfriend (wife) looked like that woman, I'd have more porn than Larry Flynt.
- thebellmaster1x, on 10/10/2007, -3/+4150 bucks says he tells us that video games MAKE people watch porn.
OR DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?! - Fracture98, on 10/10/2007, -0/+33After seeing his wife, I can certainly understand why he arranged to have himself shot.
- Neiby, on 10/10/2007, -0/+33As a lifetime owner and wearer of socks, it surprises me that I did not know this.
- vol872791, on 10/10/2007, -2/+34Yes.
- Firehed, on 10/13/2007, -1/+32Gives a whole new meaning to "wax on, wax off".
- h4mx0r, on 10/13/2007, -1/+30Yikes! Time to password the archives D:
- navitatl, on 10/10/2007, -3/+31The description was my favorite part of this whole thing... what an inappropriate time to be cracking jokes. Or maybe... the MOST appropriate time.
- androothebear, on 10/13/2007, -4/+32DAYUMMMMMMM
- martalli, on 10/13/2007, -1/+28This is why geeks like linux partitions. Their women almost never bother with the linux side, and you can't see it from windows. Barring that - Truecrypt =)
- shortarabguy, on 10/13/2007, -0/+27Great, now Jack Thompson's going to be riding up our asses for this.
- johnn11238, on 10/10/2007, -2/+28why? nervous?
- one1plus1one, on 10/14/2007, -2/+27Better yet tip: just get a girlfriend who is cool with porn and even actually likes it.
Then you won't have to worry about all that sneeking around and using up your processor cycles for encrypting.
Most women are shy about it at first, but then they get into it. One of my girlfriends even used to like going through my collection and changing my desktop picture for me, to her choice of the picture-of-the-week. She didn't have to go digging around the hard-drive to find the collection: it was right there in "My Documents" in a folder called "Hot Babes Galore".
If porn is an important part of your life (as it always has been in my life) then it's better she knows about it -- if she can't tolerate it then she'll leave. You shouldn't wait until she's 54 (as in the case of this guy) for her to find out! I'm happier when she loves me for who I am -- and not for who I think she wants me to be. -
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