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- Boshow, on 02/05/2008, -11/+675 The same reason we do most things, because women want us to.
- alittleroy101, on 02/05/2008, -28/+648I shave so I don't look homeless.
- Brad324, on 02/05/2008, -8/+368We shave up here, so she'll shave down there. It's only fair, guys.
- mrgreenjeans, on 02/05/2008, -7/+322I grew a beard for the first time a few months ago. I just stopped shaving, not really intent on growing a beard. My buddy told me I looked like a child molester. And so I shave.
- Rysac1, on 02/05/2008, -14/+303Beards itch like crazy sometimes
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.::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::|::::::::::::::::::::::............... - sarazen, on 02/05/2008, -1/+245"- To reduce the breeding grounds for lice, fleas and small rodents"
Small rodents? - meshman, on 02/05/2008, -8/+202"Shaving is the removal of body hair, using a sharp blade known as a razor or with any other kind of bladed implement, to slice it down to the level of the skin. Shaving is most commonly used by men to remove their facial hair, and a man is called clean shaven if he has had his removed totally."
*smashes head on desk repeatedly*
You can tell it's written by a female. - Brianguy2000, on 02/05/2008, -14/+208Most women don't like a man with a beard just like most men don't like a woman with hairy legs.
- praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -1/+188I shave so it looks an inch longer.
- DeskFlyer, on 02/05/2008, -6/+178Why don't you have a shave right over there?
- iamafurling, on 02/05/2008, -8/+177I shave so my wife will kiss me. Personally I would grow a beard if it weren't for the women.
- dogstar0125, on 02/05/2008, -26/+179I shave because Allah told me not to.
- djepik, on 02/05/2008, -2/+108Because I only grow a beard on one side of my face... seriously... it sucks...
- Dokument, on 02/05/2008, -11/+116especially in the kitchen, where they belong
- Dokument, on 02/05/2008, -1/+101umm. the homeless maybe?
- Richandler, on 02/05/2008, -8/+105Shaving gets me a job, not shaving, not so much.
- sgtbutterscotch, on 02/05/2008, -1/+92Same with me and women with penises.
- budser, on 02/05/2008, -2/+91One thing the article didn't mention is that it makes it easier for other to see your facial expressions. But I think the main reason is that a shaved face gives someone a younger appearance.
- charliecharlos, on 02/05/2008, -4/+89Shouldn't this article be followed by an equally remedial question as "Why Women Shave?" - There's no medical reason, so why do women shave their legs and armpits....
- mywhitenoise, on 02/05/2008, -2/+85Because I can't grow a beard. It'll grow up to a certain point (a really ***** 5 o'clock shadow) and it'll stay there forever.
- ehalasey, on 02/05/2008, -4/+80I think the first three items on your list there negate the "personal" part of your "sense of style."
- dvsbastard, on 02/05/2008, -8/+83Why cut and style your hair?! Why have regular showers?! Why use deodorant?! Why use cologne?! Why wear decent clothes?!
None of these things are imperative to our health... Yet we like to maintain a decent, presentable appearance...
Seriously, this article seems to be trying to make a discussion out of nothing... - Dokument, on 02/05/2008, -0/+72i still live at home : / which is worse
- mykool, on 02/05/2008, -1/+71Women shave because men are attracted to youthful healthy looking women, shaving the hair from the arms and legs gives them a more youthful appearance.
- thebadkitty, on 02/05/2008, -2/+68Shh, don't say that so loud. Do you want women to stop shaving?
- jhuebel, on 02/05/2008, -2/+67Reliving some traumatic moment in your life?
- sockpuppets, on 02/05/2008, -4/+67I'd shave but I can't- there's three endangered birds living in my beard.
- TomTruelle, on 02/05/2008, -4/+65who doesnt live at home?
- lndmn01, on 02/05/2008, -1/+59Bad news, the beard had nothing to do with it...
- CheeseburgerBro, on 02/05/2008, -1/+54Barely. I think it was written by a bot script.
- lukak, on 02/05/2008, -0/+52My small rodents usually fall out when I shower. I don't know what this woman's on about.
- TomK88, on 02/05/2008, -18/+70I shave for the same reason I get haircuts and dress nicely...
Jobs, women, professionalism, and my own personal sense of style. - Ajajadude, on 02/05/2008, -13/+64I don't like women with hairy legs because I get thoughts of them being a guy.
- thailand1972, on 02/05/2008, -0/+47I look homeless even if I shave
- toxicityj, on 02/05/2008, -1/+47because I'm 20 years old and can't grow a full beard to save my life. so once a week i look like some 10 year old that hit puberty early and has a bad case of the peach fuzz.
- eschompthis, on 02/05/2008, -4/+47has the writer ever herd of pussy? trust me if i could get laid looking like saddam i would
- lgc90, on 02/05/2008, -7/+50*pedo-smile*
- iamafurling, on 02/05/2008, -1/+43Your right, but see, I like more than half my stuff and want to keep it ;-)
First person to get the reference, nice! - CheeseburgerBro, on 02/05/2008, -2/+40Your single paragraph, budser, demonstrates more insight than the entire "article."
What whore Dugg this chewing gum excuse for a submission? - inactive, on 02/05/2008, -8/+46And somehow, Bush is involved.
- SabrinaHeaven, on 02/05/2008, -0/+38You could always get a job in the circus.
- llamabox, on 02/05/2008, -0/+35familiar with the term molestache?
- andregriffin, on 02/05/2008, -3/+37Your moms bush is involved.
- Hermiod, on 02/05/2008, -8/+42Do it anyway. Not every decision should be made based on whether or not women like it.
Oh, and I am an Asgard, pleased to meet you. :-) - bullox, on 02/05/2008, -10/+43Get a job, hippie.
- gr4yscale, on 02/05/2008, -2/+34I'm really high and this was so random that it made me laugh pretty hard
- morningmatters, on 02/05/2008, -3/+35It really depends on the culture. In many parts of the world people don't shave their beards. On the other hand shaving does makes most men look younger and cleaner.
- andejp12, on 02/05/2008, -1/+32Only when you're first growing it. I've had mine for a couple months now (I keep it trimmed so that it doesn't look like ass) and after the first week it doesn't itch anymore.
- whatthefu, on 02/05/2008, -6/+36Because I don't like getting food stuck in my beard.
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