88 Comments
- Mootabolife, on 03/27/2008, -1/+94Will it fit in my trunk? Wait.. it is my trunk.
- Godlike, on 03/27/2008, -1/+84I'll take a half dozen, do they come stocked though? Would hate to have to go through the bother of collecting and battering all of those women myself!
- MiDri, on 03/27/2008, -3/+57Crazy Ed's battered women dealership, we beatem, you buyem, thats our motto!
We've got some crazy deals for you today people,
This straggly little dame is worse for wear, she recently got out of a relationship with her cocain dealer and has the cigar burns to prove it! You can take her home today for $350 down and $125 a month for 24 months!
We've also got this here older model, shes well traveled and just remodeled -- previous owner let the pets naw on her so she's got a few rough pachs -- overall a good deal! Take her home today for $200 down and only $75 a month!
CRAZY ED'S, ONES OF THESE DAYS EDNA... BAM! RIGHT TO THE MOON! - slimjim5811, on 03/27/2008, -0/+49How much is Overnight Shipping?
- 4d669, on 03/27/2008, -1/+43Did you click the link?
- badjoke, on 03/27/2008, -0/+35I'll take two.
- techresearcher, on 03/27/2008, -0/+33Nope, now that I think of it, I should've.
- dsenman, on 03/27/2008, -0/+30"I felt guilty once, but she woke up half way through."
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks
(no relation between prostitutes and battered women - just one of my favorite quotes ;) - EndersGame21, on 03/27/2008, -0/+29You could combine it with an Alcoholic's Anonymous group and call it a "Beer Battered Women's Shelter."
I know, I know, it's a bad pun. - Caspercreep, on 03/27/2008, -0/+29Probably will just link you to shipping containers anyway.
- Caspercreep, on 03/27/2008, -2/+27Ohh my overlord...
- Phatlip012, on 03/27/2008, -3/+27Giggity giggity giggity...ok, thats just wrong.
- Metsin7, on 03/27/2008, -2/+25Q: You know what is the first thing a battered woman does after she leaves the shelter?
A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her. - Hassassin, on 03/27/2008, -1/+22I like my women battered and deep fried.
- carolinaws, on 03/27/2008, -0/+21I'm more disturbed by a web site with a category dedicated to "Sex Trade."
There's something much more wrong these daily headlines. This isn't the news I want to wake to. - inactive, on 03/27/2008, -0/+9Here's one under construction:
http://picasaweb.google.com/raiseyourhandpics/NewO ... - NinjaBoy, on 03/27/2008, -0/+9The best one I have ever got was when I did a google search for "***** ring", a walmart ad came up and said "now at Walmart ***** ring and other fine keepsake jewelry." I got a screen shot but its on my home computer, I link to it when I get home.
- shadeOfGrey, on 03/27/2008, -1/+10I've been keeping my battered wife in a tent, now she'll probably start pestering me for one of these fancy models.
- displacednomad, on 03/27/2008, -2/+10Hasn't any told the advertisement companies about some of these context ads being inappropriate? Can't someone devise a filter or something? Just wondering, because I don't know how all this works exactly.
- Mootabolife, on 03/27/2008, -0/+8So you work at a tanning salon down south?
- Laiden, on 03/27/2008, -0/+7Why does that comment have so many diggs? The internet is *****.
p.s. I digged it... - Llanowar, on 03/27/2008, -1/+8I, for one, welcome our new overlord overlords.
- WoundedCow, on 03/27/2008, -0/+7Its wrong and I know it, but snot flew from my nose as I read the first five comments here, they were very very funny and I was very very wrong for laughing. Good thing I have an office to myself.
- techresearcher, on 03/27/2008, -0/+6Yes we are. Don't like it? Then GTFO.
- Zaggynl, on 03/27/2008, -0/+6FOR THE OVERLORD
- helmsb, on 03/27/2008, -0/+6Wish I had seen this earlier, I completely overpaid for my battered women's sheltered
- Godlike, on 03/27/2008, -2/+8No, there are no women on YOUR internets.
- ZionicIon, on 03/27/2008, -0/+5On the contrary, I'm sure his Internet is full of women.... If you know what I mean
- petebert, on 03/27/2008, -3/+8win
- NuclearBunny, on 03/27/2008, -0/+4Save the battered fish!!
- Nougat, on 03/27/2008, -2/+6I'd hit it.
- orb_nsc, on 03/27/2008, -0/+4I'm more curious about that article on the left "Japan's Lolita merchants feel the heat". What the hell is that all about?
- Ephemeralnode, on 03/27/2008, -0/+4Violence sells, duh.
- Jondi10, on 03/27/2008, -5/+9Do the battered women come with the shelter or are they sold separately?
- penguinxp, on 03/27/2008, -0/+3ha, i was just about to make this exact comment.
wtf website is that anyways?
... no seriously, im looking to get into the sex trade and need some good leads! - slimjim5811, on 03/27/2008, -2/+5Scrumtrulescent.
- Zaggynl, on 03/27/2008, -0/+3Original link? http://www.inteldaily.com/?c=130
- Laiden, on 03/27/2008, -0/+3Free with Super Saver Shipping.
- bjs3171, on 03/27/2008, -0/+3Amazon has some good deals on "used and new" battered women shelters.
- shadeOfGrey, on 03/27/2008, -1/+4I think it comes with women, but they aren't pre-battered. So some assembly is required.
- gl77, on 03/31/2008, -0/+2reminds me of a very funny bumper sticker my friend had on his car. "a recent study claims that nearly 23% of women are battered......and I'm still eating mine plain"
- czeman, on 03/27/2008, -0/+2What are you talking about? That was ***** hilarious! Laughing about it doesn't promote sex trade. Not laughing about it doesn't fight it.
- patthew, on 03/27/2008, -0/+2I couldn't believe it.
- AlexBellisBrown, on 03/27/2008, -0/+2Police have been informed.
- mrsrobotto, on 03/27/2008, -3/+5Dugg for the word "internets" being used in the title.
- Godlike, on 03/27/2008, -0/+2Your prices are even pretty reasonable, I say sold!
- ScottyMcBaggs, on 03/27/2008, -0/+2Buried? Huh, wow, interesting you say that cause I buried you too.
- heathuff23, on 03/27/2008, -0/+2I thought it was going to be a link to purchase an Intergalactic proton powered electrical tentacled advertising droid:
http://advertisingdroids.ytmnd.com/
Giggity-giggity - darlingt, on 03/27/2008, -0/+2Shemales =/= women.
- z0rk, on 03/27/2008, -1/+3i think a better comparison is how much cheaper it is to upgrade your comp to a newer model.
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