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- bossm4n, on 01/26/2009, -30/+1246Bitching about a meal on an airline is roughly equivalent to commenting on acting performances in a porno.
- Sublex, on 01/26/2009, -17/+813"It’s mustard Richard. MUSTARD."
Greatest line ever. - PFS1, on 01/26/2009, -11/+653I'm sorry, but no passenger complaint letter can ever beat this one:
http://ninjapants.org/files/index.php?image=airlin ...
It also happened to be dugg over 8000 times.
http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Hilarious_Actual_Airline ... - clickmyface, on 01/26/2009, -3/+568Cut. Uh, okay. Nice take, Jenna. But let's try giving the lines a little subtext this time. Your husband's always away on business, and you feel increasingly isolated and unloved. So you begin to think maybe you should go back to graduate school and finish your dissertation. And that's when you notice the cable man has taken his pants off.
- ryrocker, on 01/26/2009, -13/+371"’ll try and explain how this felt. Imagine being a twelve year old boy Richard. Now imagine it’s Christmas morning and you’re sat their with your final present to open. It’s a big one, and you know what it is. It’s that Goodmans stereo you picked out the catalogue and wrote to Santa about.
Only you open the present and it’s not in there. It’s your hamster Richard. It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing. That’s how I felt..."
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EVER! - megamod, on 01/26/2009, -28/+314*quote random segment of the letter here*
- andypop481, on 01/26/2009, -0/+250I tried to read this during a dead-silent chem lecture. Bad idea.
- ngrim23, on 01/26/2009, -12/+226"Whats the deal with airline food?"
/Seinfeld - Biscuitz, on 01/26/2009, -9/+149As a woman, I want the porn. ***** the story. Oh, and stop moving the camera to their faces, it's not hot.
- Apocolypse007, on 01/26/2009, -7/+134I wonder if anyone else realized this was a family guy reference?
- serif69, on 01/26/2009, -1/+126Everyone likes a bit of mustard Richard.
- DrewPeacock, on 01/26/2009, -5/+118"It’s your hamster Richard. It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing."
- VeggieOil, on 01/26/2009, -3/+110I can hear the British accent... "Just look at it Richard"
- GoKings, on 01/26/2009, -2/+97The depiction of a man's butt in his face is classic
- kingofinternet, on 01/26/2009, -1/+78the condescending use of 'Richard' really makes this letter.
i hear david brent's voice reading this. - jkleinfeld, on 01/26/2009, -3/+77This article really takes the biscuit
- protodon, on 01/26/2009, -4/+68"The potato masher had obviously broken and so it was decided the next best thing would be to pass the potatoes through the digestive tract of a bird"
lol! - sirducki, on 01/26/2009, -4/+65"the"
- jsauter, on 01/26/2009, -1/+62I read it in an office board room where my co-worker is training clients on their new software. My snortleing did not go unnoticed.
- FeynmanPoint, on 01/26/2009, -2/+61A "no *****" script in porn would be rather dull.
- rald84, on 01/26/2009, -12/+65i never understood why people watch pornos with a plotline. my porn collection is just that, PORN, no ***** script or plot
- Narcism, on 01/26/2009, -1/+51I will use that expression daily until I die.
- Dougman82, on 01/26/2009, -2/+51"The potato masher had obviously broken and so it was decided the next best thing would be to pass the potatoes through the digestive tract of a bird."
- farfromhere, on 01/26/2009, -8/+57IT'S OVER 8000.....wait...
- PRlME, on 01/26/2009, -5/+52i swear i loled all the way trough this letter. I really like this guys comments. He should apply to the daily show or some thing.
- sock2828, on 01/26/2009, -2/+48This person is a master of words and deserves a medal.
- wild, on 01/27/2009, -2/+45[As a woman, I want the porn. ***** the story.]
If only you ladys approached dating the same way... - GVR90, on 01/26/2009, -2/+40Narcism, you are correct Narcism.
- juliet78, on 01/26/2009, -2/+37"Yes! It’s another crime-scene cookie. Only this time you dunk it in the white stuff."
- AncientNewborn, on 01/26/2009, -0/+35well it wouldn't have been nearly as entertaining without the name. it adds the attitude for you to hear his tone, which is clearly the glory in this
- Barackalypse, on 01/26/2009, -9/+43Sorry, but a poor meal and fuzzy fllm cannot generate the seething hatred needed for a truly hysterical complaint letter. To really be good you must have nothing but contempt for the company and wish to see it utterly destroyed before you. I suggest the author fly AirTran and spend an unplanned night in the Atlanta airport due to the airlines ineptitude and then try his hand at that.
- Tonelico, on 01/26/2009, -2/+34I'll be the tenth person to quote this.
"Only you open the present and it’s not in there. It’s your hamster Richard. It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing." - inactive, on 01/26/2009, -5/+37Are you speaking Klingon?
- skyfox2k, on 01/26/2009, -10/+41Urgh.. if you are going to quote something, quote it correctly.
"It looks like a hamster that's not breathing."
- He was actually remarking on the feeling of unwrapping something designed to make you happy, yet discovering inside that it is your worst nightmare. - Altor92, on 10/06/2009, -5/+35You must have not yet completed any schooling yet because it was quite an easy read. Please go back to your 2nd grade class before going back to digg.
- neonoodle, on 01/26/2009, -2/+32Yeah, you must have failed basic comprehension or something, because the author practically repeated everything he wrote. Repeated everything he wrote, Richard.
- siandt, on 01/26/2009, -1/+31It's for the sake of lines like "Last night I dreamt my ***** was a giant tri-masted spanish galleon."
- PaperKutter, on 01/26/2009, -0/+29"They said this would happen in health class"
- GVR90, on 01/26/2009, -3/+31I wonder if they could have used Richard's name more in that letter...
- dajuggernaut, on 01/26/2009, -1/+28"Well answer me this Richard, what sort of animal would serve a desert with peas in it"
- danwallace, on 01/26/2009, -6/+32Dude... you're flying from Mumbai. What had you expected?
- runep, on 01/26/2009, -13/+38Stop making up words.
- uncertainty, on 01/26/2009, -2/+27I had tears running down my face at that point.
- ZeMoose, on 01/27/2009, -1/+25Dugg for "snortleing". XD
- warriorscot, on 01/26/2009, -1/+25I really don't get airline food. It costs a fortune for the airlines to buy the stuff and it always sucks and suffers badly from storage and subsequent reheating.
What I want to know is why they can't just do a ruddy sandwich and a bag of crisps. What I wouldn't give for a subway on most transatlantic flights. It would be easier and cheaper for everybody. The kind of people that would complain about such basic food don't travel economy or even business and so would never eat the ***** of airline food anyway. - 68024, on 01/26/2009, -10/+34Funny, but not THE funniest ever.
- akohut, on 01/26/2009, -1/+25Why is he looking for the desert in his food?
- Greengoo, on 01/26/2009, -3/+27Try re-reading this doing everything in the Chris Farley "Tommy Boy" voice... it makes it better.
Richard... what's happening??? - Narcism, on 01/26/2009, -2/+26Constantly using someone's name in conversation is annoying, but impactful.
- staffa, on 01/26/2009, -2/+26"purchased off a gun-toting maniac high on his own supply of yeast."
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