Video Proof That Aliens Exist or CNN Has Hit Rock Bottom watch!
cracked.com — Larry King interviewing some dude who claims he captured video footage of an alien. Seriously.
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- SeaweedWater, on 06/09/2008, -13/+108Larry King has been doing hour long specials on aliens for years. He's obviously ridiculous and has no journalistic integrity left.
But those reenactments are golden.- geekchic, on 06/09/2008, -3/+24Larry King was a journalist?
I thought he has always been just a light entertainer.- xenoc1de, on 06/10/2008, -1/+5When was the last time you have seen Larry King entertaining.
Anyways, Fox had this first, why is CNN taking the heat?- MacEnvy, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1Because we all already knew FNC had hit rock bottom.
- xenoc1de, on 06/10/2008, -1/+5When was the last time you have seen Larry King entertaining.
- mynameisjonas, on 06/09/2008, -0/+20I agree, the reenactments totally made this clip for me. Why do i feel this video, when finally seen, will be so ridiculous it will make the reenactments look really good.
- SeaweedWater, on 06/09/2008, -1/+12Because any real video of aliens would be HUGE news. 'Alien' videos are the same exact thing as John Edwards talking to the dead and David Blaine's doing magic. If these guys knew an ounce of magic, they would rule the world, or get cut up and studied. People are idiots and get hyped up about stupid stuff.
- apothekari, on 06/10/2008, -0/+3John Edwards can talk to the dead?
Too creepy for the democratic ticket I guess.
- apothekari, on 06/10/2008, -0/+3John Edwards can talk to the dead?
- SeaweedWater, on 06/09/2008, -1/+12Because any real video of aliens would be HUGE news. 'Alien' videos are the same exact thing as John Edwards talking to the dead and David Blaine's doing magic. If these guys knew an ounce of magic, they would rule the world, or get cut up and studied. People are idiots and get hyped up about stupid stuff.
- SuperWinner, on 06/09/2008, -4/+43When will this "grey" alien ***** stop once and for all.
They come 50 million light years and don't announce it to the planets inhabitants, yet they go around peaking in windows??? Am I the only person who cannot stand this F'ing *****?- psion01, on 06/10/2008, -1/+22Well, perhaps we ... ahem, THEY, aren't interested in announcing it to the planet's superwhiners ... [peers closer] ... sorry, superwinners.
Seriously, though, if extraterrestrials really were coming to this planet, I'm not sure I'd expect them to do much that seemed reasonable to us. If they have this kind of technology, it's reasonable they're on the other side of Kurzweil's singularity and don't see us as equals at all. Perhaps peeking into windows is to them as tapping on a glass pane in an aquarium is to us. An effort to get some quick notice and reaction before moving on to the next exhibit.
Hell, who even said they're extraterrestrials? Maybe they come from the next Earth over, slideways to us. Or maybe they're a manifestation of Virtual Reality theory ... part of a program to test hysteria in a simulated population.- MrWhite7, on 06/10/2008, -0/+7I enjoy you.
- lamiaconfitor, on 06/10/2008, -0/+2*shakes a little* "Whaaaa?"
- ZenMojo, on 06/10/2008, -0/+14Great White Shark: "Man, so there I was, in this big glass container surrounded by bright white lights and these fish with no fins breathing ***** air! I don't remember what happened next, but..."
Hammerhead: "Give me a break, there's nothing up there but seals and penguins. I know, I've been up there."
Just saying. - ElectroStep, on 06/10/2008, -2/+2Helpful they evolved into humanoids to, very nice of them.
Any one notice how Greys look alot like goblins from old fairy tales? Our imagination is lacking.- MacEnvy, on 06/10/2008, -0/+3Eh, it's tough to say whether or not the humanoid shape would be a common evolutionary endpoint to highly intelligent beings. There appear to be particular body types that are ideally suited to certain niches. For example, the marsupial thylacine was very dog-like, but wasn't closely related to dogs. Parallel evolution is a well-known phenomena, and it wouldn't be all that surprising to find out that other intelligent land-dwelling extraterrestrials are vaguely humanoid.
- psion01, on 06/10/2008, -1/+22Well, perhaps we ... ahem, THEY, aren't interested in announcing it to the planet's superwhiners ... [peers closer] ... sorry, superwinners.
- megamod, on 06/10/2008, -1/+1wait what did you say? LARRY KING IS AN ALIEN???
- roflbrothel, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1I thought Larry King was supposed to be a more subtle, toned down, liberal version of Stephen Colbert or something...
***** me me running, he's not?
- geekchic, on 06/09/2008, -3/+24Larry King was a journalist?
- AtomicSpike, on 06/09/2008, -4/+130Awesome. I can't wait for Larry to start doing shows where he says "You are...NOT the baby's father!!!"
- minnymoo, on 06/09/2008, -1/+11http://youtube.com/watch?v=DE9llClgTqY
- faceless323, on 06/09/2008, -0/+6i wish she were a man...that way my fist and her nose could meet.
- Disease, on 06/10/2008, -0/+5The fat black lady is pleased.
- AtomicSpike, on 06/10/2008, -0/+3Uh-oh. If girlfriend can't afford the baby, she going to "sill it". I guess she don't care, she do what she wants...just like Cartman.
- Khanvalescent, on 06/09/2008, -1/+3Half of the guests will be his ex-wives.
- Lukesed, on 06/10/2008, -1/+1No, Mulder is.
- minnymoo, on 06/09/2008, -1/+11http://youtube.com/watch?v=DE9llClgTqY
- rrouse, on 06/09/2008, -25/+5The video has checked out to be real by all the experts. The Visitors are here and this is a very gentle introduction to them, probably by design.
- wgladstone, on 06/09/2008, -1/+10 I thought what was "real" was that the videotape itself was likely not doctored in post, but that's it. Of course, I learned that on Larry King Live so all bets are off.
- swrostmore, on 06/09/2008, -0/+3FYI the screencap at the top of this Digg page is from a hoax video that was doctored in post.
- 10001110101, on 06/09/2008, -0/+10Then they've got some learning to do. "Gentle introduction"? Seriously, if I saw something like that I'd either piss myself or have a heart attack (or both). Why wouldn't they go with the Hallmark solution, and drop a card on the dudes front step? Hopefully it would read like this:
"Hi there! We know that you're just Joe Schmoe, typical sub-burb dweller.. Nevertheless, we've decided to introduce ourselves (in this non-heart attack inducing manner) to you. We've found that revealing our presence to the leaders (scientific, political, and religious) of a culture to be an exercise in futility. It's FAR more effective to leave calling cards with the uninformed masses - such as yourself."
I'm more than willing to believe that there are other planets capable of hosting non-human life.. But to believe in a species that can travel faster than light, and has nothing better to do than to come visiting....?- Rikkochet, on 06/10/2008, -0/+4Don't be so obtuse.
Close your eyes and imagine our own future... In several hundred years, we will have expanded to the stars, and developed a method of traveling faster than light.
We come to a developing planet where a dominant species has taken hold, and we do the only responsible thing...
We sneak down to their planet and peek through their windows.- lartones, on 06/10/2008, -0/+2What if they are just drunken frat aliens?
- Rikkochet, on 06/10/2008, -0/+4Don't be so obtuse.
- eliot2000, on 06/09/2008, -1/+10Yeah. They thought the best way to make inital contact is to peek into some dude's window in Nebraska. I still haven't heard why he was videoing an empty window in the first place. Does he do it just in case an alien peeks in and all the years of waiting finally paid off?
- Goodanswer, on 06/09/2008, -4/+2Since you haven't done your research on this and find out the particulars I will fill you all in. The man in question is Stan Romanek. The reason that he video taped his window is he has 2 teenage daughters. He thought he had a "peeping tom" trying to look into their window ,but he could never catch "the guy." So he set up his video camera to capture the "peeping tom." What he got was an alien face looking into a window that happens to be 8 ft off the ground facing his back yard. This is just one of the many instances that he has videotaped. He only released one for a documentary. This one here is reported to be a fake. The real one will not be released till sometime after August.
- Simonft, on 06/09/2008, -0/+1He got a peeping alien.
- Goodanswer, on 06/09/2008, -4/+2Since you haven't done your research on this and find out the particulars I will fill you all in. The man in question is Stan Romanek. The reason that he video taped his window is he has 2 teenage daughters. He thought he had a "peeping tom" trying to look into their window ,but he could never catch "the guy." So he set up his video camera to capture the "peeping tom." What he got was an alien face looking into a window that happens to be 8 ft off the ground facing his back yard. This is just one of the many instances that he has videotaped. He only released one for a documentary. This one here is reported to be a fake. The real one will not be released till sometime after August.
- otakushark, on 06/09/2008, -0/+6LOL. What experts?
- matador0, on 06/10/2008, -0/+0Fry's grandson in futurama or maybe chuck norris
- lamiaconfitor, on 06/10/2008, -0/+4Yeap, a real video of a guy with an alien puppet. it sure is.
- astronautje, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1FAIL
- wgladstone, on 06/09/2008, -1/+10 I thought what was "real" was that the videotape itself was likely not doctored in post, but that's it. Of course, I learned that on Larry King Live so all bets are off.
- LucciX, on 06/09/2008, -12/+1"keyboard player for Wang Chung"? Larry King not be much of a journalist, but Gladstone isn't much of a humorist. And he could really use a lesson in audio recording -- it sounds like he's using a cheap camcorder mic.
- wgladstone, on 06/09/2008, -0/+16But that's only because I am, so there!
- funster12, on 06/09/2008, -7/+2nice job. well said.
- wgladstone, on 06/09/2008, -1/+9i hope you're not just saying that because we share the same last name. (yes, my real last name is "funster12".)
- TwistyNoseMcgee, on 06/10/2008, -0/+0your last name is funny :)
- h0ser, on 06/09/2008, -10/+4it's cracked.com bashing cnn journalistic integrity. lol
You know cracked was made to compete with MAD magazine. - mentallyinhell, on 06/09/2008, -2/+51Those reenactments are the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen on a "news program."
- SuperWinner, on 06/09/2008, -0/+15The real video is almost as ridiculous I'm sure
- duggtodeath, on 06/09/2008, -2/+97Is this a new Indiana Jones movie?
- loganhid, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1Is this where the Nut-Cracker auditions is at?
- UtopiaInTheSky, on 06/10/2008, -0/+13Is that a spoiler?
- overtoke, on 06/10/2008, -0/+11Yep.
- gooberguy, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1Nope.
- bubbles19518, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1You mean it shattered my expectations and made me want the time it took to watch back?
- GRVeee2, on 06/11/2008, -0/+1i liked the new Indiana Jones :(
- nutniqs, on 06/09/2008, -15/+25http://infralulz.ytmnd.com
- slogged, on 06/09/2008, -10/+12It is stupid, but it's nice to see anything on a major American news network completely unrelated to the 2008 election.
- borez, on 06/09/2008, -3/+12That alien at 00:51....peek-a-boo!
- megamod, on 06/10/2008, -0/+2is it just me or did the alien in the re-enactment blink 40 seconds in?
- apec766, on 06/09/2008, -2/+6The man looks like a frog.
- Dquist, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1Why do people keep marrying Larry King?
- Aursquared, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1Why do people keep marrying frogs?
- kidathinnes, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1Why do frogs keep marrying Larry King?
- Aursquared, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1Why do people keep marrying frogs?
- Dquist, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1Why do people keep marrying Larry King?
- whiterice0, on 06/09/2008, -4/+143I'm so embarassed. I was only trying to peek through this guy's window to find out who won "American Idol' and this idiot whips out a camera and films me. The one time I I bend the rules, and I end up on Larry King. I'll tell you this much, you're not getting those bomber pilots back after this -- and, we're keeping Jimmy Hoffa.
- psion01, on 06/10/2008, -1/+11Can we at least negotiate for Richard Dreyfus?
- Hangly, on 06/10/2008, -0/+10To get him back or for them to keep him?
- Hangly, on 06/10/2008, -0/+10To get him back or for them to keep him?
- psion01, on 06/10/2008, -1/+11Can we at least negotiate for Richard Dreyfus?
- swrostmore, on 06/09/2008, -3/+13this "hate by numbers" guy is getting his 15 minutes on digg recently
- Cloud7654, on 06/10/2008, -0/+21Is it just me or does his presentation feel really stale? That sign off is terrible too. "For now." Makes me cringe.
- uselessaccount2, on 06/10/2008, -0/+16No, it isn`t just you. That guy is lame.
- joshcxa, on 06/10/2008, -1/+4I agree. He just doesn't have "it"
- da_bradler, on 06/10/2008, -0/+7He creeps me out more then larry when he stares at the camera after his says "For now"
- starscream45, on 06/10/2008, -2/+4This guy ruined this video. That's all I gotta say about that.... "For now"
- kidathinnes, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1I would have to agree, I gave him a couple chances. I've watched the past few "hate by numbers" and he is starting to get annoying. The ideas are good, but the presentation is just lacking.
- uselessaccount2, on 06/10/2008, -0/+16No, it isn`t just you. That guy is lame.
- BeefyCow2001, on 06/10/2008, -4/+2Hate by Numbers sucks
- tyywebb, on 06/10/2008, -1/+1This guy makes me really angry.
- Cloud7654, on 06/10/2008, -0/+21Is it just me or does his presentation feel really stale? That sign off is terrible too. "For now." Makes me cringe.
- crowbar77, on 06/09/2008, -2/+17They reached rock bottom when they spent hours reporting on Anna Nicole Smith. This type of "news" is just expected now.
- Scrappy1850, on 06/09/2008, -0/+8hours? more like days...
- Lucainboy, on 06/10/2008, -0/+3days? more like weeks...
- darthdusty, on 06/10/2008, -0/+2Weeks? More like....nah she's not good enough to be talked about for years.
- tyywebb, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1years? more like decades...
- Scrappy1850, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1Decades? more like... is this going anywhere?
- byrdgang, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1Larry King reached rock-bottom long before ANS' death.
- Scrappy1850, on 06/09/2008, -0/+8hours? more like days...
- callinthelaw69, on 06/09/2008, -2/+10I'm convinced!
- arcooke, on 06/09/2008, -0/+16Did they ever release the actual video?
- wgladstone, on 06/09/2008, -0/+13not yet. they gave a limited screening to about 100 people. The other king guests were some of those people. supposedly they're going to, but "the scientists" told him not to yet????
- jedimasta, on 06/09/2008, -0/+30What I understand is that the full film is slated to be part of a (ahem) documentary about the guy who took the footage who has claimed to have encountered aliens dozens of times. They aren't showing the whole bit to the public until the movie comes out... I don't know about you, but this sounds more and more like a giant viral marketing campaign to me.
- kidathinnes, on 06/10/2008, -0/+2Sounds like somebody is trying to get some attention for their ***** documentary.
- Harabeck, on 06/10/2008, -2/+13If it was an actual video, he would have released it. This is such a scam, I cant believe Larry King did this...
- wgladstone, on 06/09/2008, -0/+13not yet. they gave a limited screening to about 100 people. The other king guests were some of those people. supposedly they're going to, but "the scientists" told him not to yet????
- frenchi, on 06/09/2008, -0/+18I was wondering why they're picking Ryan ***** to replace Larry King. now I see why.
- UtopiaInTheSky, on 06/10/2008, -0/+4Ryan Seacrest Live?
- darthdusty, on 06/10/2008, -0/+9CNN just got a whole lot gayer.
- MacEnvy, on 06/10/2008, -0/+2At least Anderson Cooper has some backup now.
- darthdusty, on 06/10/2008, -0/+2And someone to give him a reach around.
- bullcutter, on 06/10/2008, -0/+7WHAT?! Ryan Metrocrest? Are you serious??
That guy is such an unintelligent, incredulous, cheesebag!
I don't really like Michael Savage but he does a good impression of Larry King, getting his dream interview with Adolf Eichmann:
"I'd trip over boxes of garlic for that interview! So you masterminded the holocaust, eh? What was that like, eh?"
- Goodanswer, on 06/09/2008, -6/+6The man in question is Stan Romanek. The reason that he video taped his window is he has 2 teenage daughters. He thought he had a "peeping tom" trying to look into their window. He could never catch "the guy." So he set up his video camera to capture the "peeping tom." What he got was an alien face looking into a window that happens to be 8 ft off the ground facing his back yard. This is just one of the many instances that he has videotaped. He only released one for a documentary. This one here is reported to be a fake. The real one will not be released till sometime after August.
- wgladstone, on 06/09/2008, -1/+31Are his daughters hot?
- NOFXY, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1that's all that really matters since we all know this is going to be a crock of *****. nothing but viral marketing. good idea though, whoever thought about it.
- DarkDx, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1She must be hot if an alien came from light years away just to see her ;)
- ryan83189, on 06/09/2008, -1/+15You say that the fact that the window is 8 feet off the ground is proof that it is an alien. Why would he set the camera up there if it is "humanly impossible" to reach.
- Buelldozer, on 06/09/2008, -5/+11Because in Colorado you can buy these things called "Ladders". They're pretty cool. Next time you travel somewhere civilized you should check one out!
- ryan83189, on 06/09/2008, -0/+12and you can buy alien masks too.
- nogChoco, on 06/10/2008, -0/+14Unfortunately, curtains are still unavailable in Colorado
- bagboyrebel, on 06/10/2008, -0/+5There's also this new thing called reading comprehension, and it does wonders to not make you sound like an idiot. What you just said was ryan's point, that the height of the window is not proof that it was an alien.
- ghostoftomjoad, on 06/10/2008, -1/+1Bagboy, i think buelldozer was agreeing with ryan
- Buelldozer, on 06/09/2008, -5/+11Because in Colorado you can buy these things called "Ladders". They're pretty cool. Next time you travel somewhere civilized you should check one out!
- mentallyinhell, on 06/09/2008, -0/+10Thanks for the 8 ft off the ground info. I was going to argue it looked like a dog.
- calvmari, on 06/09/2008, -0/+9It's Clifford!
- czeman, on 06/10/2008, -0/+2So I guess the peeping tom turned out to be nothing more than a horny alien?
- wgladstone, on 06/09/2008, -1/+31Are his daughters hot?
- AshamedAmerican, on 06/09/2008, -4/+154Thousands of light years away, a class 3 scout is getting fired over this. A week from now he'll be working the spice mines of Kessel to support his kids. Way to go, CNN.
- whiterice0, on 06/09/2008, -34/+6Hey, Mr. AshamedAmerican - with the swastika in place of the stars on our flag - Travelocity has low prices every day overseas. Howabout moving to North Korea or Iran? That way, you can find out what it's like to really be ashamed of your country and leave those of us who are proud of our country, the freedom it stands for and the generosity and blessings it spreads throughout the world to enjoy it without ne'er–do–wells like yourself?
I know. I know. It's oh so fashionable to hate your country, but go hate some other country. OK?- iPirate, on 06/09/2008, -4/+28So... you're proud of the freedom of speech in America, yet tell a citizen to leave the country when they use that freedom?
- whiterice0, on 06/09/2008, -23/+3Use it. Don't abuse it. Swastika's are a symbol of Nazi Germany, which murdered six million Jews and began a war that claimed more than 32 million lives. Yes, for that reason, he can take his sorry butt overseas and stay there.
- AshamedAmerican, on 06/09/2008, -10/+39Actually, you ignorant fool, the swastika was around LONG before the Nazis, it's a religious symbol used in many cultures such as Hindu and Buddhist that was used to symbolize love, freedom, and even good luck. The Nazis adopted it to their flag and the symbol became tainted with the horrific actions of the fascist party.
Know of any other symbols that have become tainted due to corrupt, fascist governments and the countless murders of innocents?
There is NOTHING wrong with the swastika, what my little avatar does is draw out backward, ignorant ***** like you who don't actually think for themselves. You're PROUD of your country? In it's current state? Really? So you're all for war mongering, gay bashing, narrow minded, war profiteering, MASS MURDERING government? America is a very troubled place right now, what started as a fantastic idea 200 years ago has been hijacked by the priests and the merchants and has suddenly become the new Roman empire.
But blind patriots such as yourselves don't really care about that do you? No because you've probably never been abroad and just assume we have the greatest nation in the world so ***** all you foreigners because we're the best! It's sad, blind folks like you who turn a blind eye to logic, reason, and evidence and just bury your noses in your bibles, vote for Bush twice and throw stones at scientists in stem cell research like it's witchcraft.
You're the very cancer killing your beloved country and you are completely ignorant to the fact, congratulations sir.
Or if you prefer;
Anatawa amerigajin bakka des. - armoreddillo, on 06/09/2008, -2/+6have you read anything about what we've done to South America over the past 70 years or so?
how about you take a look at your country for what it actually is,
not what you really really want it to be. - Simonft, on 06/09/2008, -2/+5You just made my day. Thank you.
- avsfan987, on 06/10/2008, -14/+5Sounds to me, AshamedAmerican, that you are just complaining because you don't have your perfect little country that is perfectly tailored to your ideals. See, we have a thing called a democracy where we vote on on our politicians to represent us, so don't complain when your groupthink ideas (probably attributed to spending too much time reading the huffington post or about 99% of the ***** that is posted in the politics section on digg) aren't voted on by the general public (and thankfully so).
Please, don't act like you are better than every other American because you are into conspiracy theories and believe everyone is sheep when in fact you are the sheep who believes every bad thing you are told about the government.
Me, I am no Bush supporter particularly because of his foreign policy and economic policy, so that's why I will vote for a better candidate this November and hope that things change. But you are greatly exaggerating the current state America is in right now, and I mean GREATLY EXAGGERATING. I am sorry you are such a pessimist, it must suck to be you.
Oh, and Diggers, your bury will just affirm that I am right. - RevinKoze, on 06/10/2008, -1/+6No sir, what we have is a representative democracy and you know what? It's *****. Because what started as a good idea turned into people deceiving masses for their personal gain and control. Dumb ass.
- bagboyrebel, on 06/10/2008, -0/+4@avsfan
"See, we have a thing called a democracy where we vote on on our politicians to represent us, so don't complain when your groupthink ideas (probably attributed to spending too much time reading the huffington post or about 99% of the ***** that is posted in the politics section on digg) aren't voted on by the general public (and thankfully so)."
The whole point of a Democracy is to discuss ideas that we believe in. Even if your ideas are not the popular ideas, you still have every right to complain about things and to try to convince people that your right. - boobsbr, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1@whiterice0
FAIL!
- XxModestMousexX, on 06/10/2008, -1/+3Cut this guy some slack guys, he gets his news from Larry King.
- jpdoumeyrou, on 06/10/2008, -1/+0The US, North Korea and Iran have one thing in common, and probably only one :
they are VERY proud of their country- MacEnvy, on 06/10/2008, -0/+2Also, the leaders of all three countries are ***** despite the citizenry being okay folks.
- iPirate, on 06/09/2008, -4/+28So... you're proud of the freedom of speech in America, yet tell a citizen to leave the country when they use that freedom?
- bullcutter, on 06/10/2008, -12/+4so, have you gotten the ***** out of America yet? you don't like it here, its been more than half a year already, you're still here?
you must be a real ***** douchebag to pretend to be so "ashamed" you would deface the flag with a swastika and then still take every advantage that there is of being an American.
what a spoiled, retarded brat.
i hope you understand i'm just looking out for you when I say please get the ***** out of my country. you don't like it here, why not get the ***** out? that's a real question. do you have a real answer or are you going to cower behind anonyminity once again?- bagboyrebel, on 06/10/2008, -2/+7because that's not how a democracy (or even a democratic republic, before someone corrects me) works. The whole point is to try to make things better, not to just accept things how they are and leave if you don't like it. This kind of mindset of "love it or leave it" is quite possibly the most unamerican type of thinking possible because it goes against everything the founding fathers believed in.
- bullcutter, on 06/10/2008, -6/+3"The whole point is to try to make things better, not to just accept things how they are and leave if you don't like it."
that's fine, can you do that without equating America to Nazi Germany, committers of the biggest genocide in the history of humanity? I can.
"This kind of mindset of "love it or leave it" is quite possibly the most unamerican type of thinking possible because it goes against everything the founding fathers believed in."
I didn't say that, you did. There's a difference between criticizing your country and ***** on it for attention.
- bullcutter, on 06/10/2008, -6/+3"The whole point is to try to make things better, not to just accept things how they are and leave if you don't like it."
- aptanalogy, on 06/10/2008, -0/+6"you don't like it here, why not get the ***** out?"
The only difference between that philosophy and a dictatorial regime's, such as North Korea, is that they would deface YOU, were you to attempt to leave. Your statement that you would like AshamedAmerican to leave the country is worse than defacing a flag; the flag is only a piece of cloth. Defacing flag in a country that has a certain particular freedom, free speech, is not a contradiction; some people would like this country changed from its current policies, and protesting those policies, in whatever manner doesn't infringe upon the rights of others, is the MOST American attribute and attitude possible. Real Americans don't alienate our fellow countrymen for criticism, as this is the central right of American democracy. But, nonetheless, I support your right to be a dick online, hiding behind a screen name.- bullcutter, on 06/10/2008, -3/+2dude wtf are you talking about? kiss my ass.
how is the Bush Administration ANYTHING actually like Nazis you ***** ignorant *****?
Do you know what the Holocaust is?
painting a swastika on an American flag has NOTHING to do with "criticism" and EVERYTHING to do with "PAY ATTENTION TO ME! I'M A SPOILED, THANKLESS 2-YEAR OLD!"
But, nonetheless, I support your right to be a 2-bit nonsensical fool, also hiding behind a screen name.
- bullcutter, on 06/10/2008, -3/+2dude wtf are you talking about? kiss my ass.
- bagboyrebel, on 06/10/2008, -2/+7because that's not how a democracy (or even a democratic republic, before someone corrects me) works. The whole point is to try to make things better, not to just accept things how they are and leave if you don't like it. This kind of mindset of "love it or leave it" is quite possibly the most unamerican type of thinking possible because it goes against everything the founding fathers believed in.
- Dr00pieS, on 06/10/2008, -1/+4Hey at least he likes Star Wars.
I hear Kessel is a real hell hole this time of year.
- whiterice0, on 06/09/2008, -34/+6Hey, Mr. AshamedAmerican - with the swastika in place of the stars on our flag - Travelocity has low prices every day overseas. Howabout moving to North Korea or Iran? That way, you can find out what it's like to really be ashamed of your country and leave those of us who are proud of our country, the freedom it stands for and the generosity and blessings it spreads throughout the world to enjoy it without ne'er–do–wells like yourself?
- grungegbunny, on 06/09/2008, -1/+15I used to be an alien fundy. I bought it all hook line and sinker. Of course the govt is covering things up I thought. Till I learned the whole roswell incident is actually from a sci fi book written years earlier the only difference was the location.
- psion01, on 06/10/2008, -0/+6Awesome! Which book is that? I love old SF!
- bagboyrebel, on 06/10/2008, -0/+5source? I've never heard anything like that and I want to know where you learned that.
- Hangly, on 06/10/2008, -0/+3I always thought alien conspiracy crap was invented to try to discredit people who investigate real conspiracies.
- psion01, on 06/10/2008, -0/+6Awesome! Which book is that? I love old SF!
- Shao00, on 06/09/2008, -8/+44that cracked guy is a unfunny toolbox.....
- FadieZ, on 06/09/2008, -1/+8Video's fake. They hired James Carville. (Don't tell me you never thought he looked like an alien)
- wynja, on 06/09/2008, -3/+21Again, who the ***** watches these news channels anymore?
- freqk, on 06/10/2008, -0/+2I think my parents do.
sigh...
- freqk, on 06/10/2008, -0/+2I think my parents do.
- darkblast93, on 06/09/2008, -1/+3I saw a headline on cnn.com the other day that stated "Dog can't stomach spew the toad." Yah, CNN has been living in said rock bottom for quite a few years now.
- AlexBellisBrown, on 06/09/2008, -0/+9So thats where i left my child...
- NecroSexy, on 06/09/2008, -0/+3Larry King must have been chuckling in his head when that guy in the video referred to him as a "journalist." It's no secret: he interviews people without any preparation--a conversationalist!
- eggballs, on 06/09/2008, -1/+2Thanks for wasting our time with this video!
- Shawshanksr, on 06/09/2008, -0/+4its obviously just a pervert alien
- Fanrir, on 06/09/2008, -3/+83Window Alien is watching you masturbate.
- cmapes2, on 06/10/2008, -0/+5WIN.
- Afrotronics, on 06/10/2008, -1/+2Window Alien is masturbating watching you.
- GhostyBoy, on 06/09/2008, -0/+1Best headline ever.
If you are going to have an inflammatory headline at least give us an option. I'll take B on this one, thanks. - Vapor17, on 06/09/2008, -11/+5Dear Digg Community,
If you want to read every single article on cracked.....GO TO THEIR WEBSITE! - Hodgie, on 06/09/2008, -9/+1Next Time I Submit To Digg I Won't Capitalize Every Single Word In My Title
- ShinRaTDR, on 06/10/2008, -0/+7Is that a crappy joke or have you never seen a headline before?
- Harabeck, on 06/10/2008, -0/+7That's proper formatting for a title...
- InuX, on 06/10/2008, -2/+1The alien was sitting right in front of us all along.
- loganhid, on 06/10/2008, -3/+4Thats no Alien...It's a space station
- thumbulate, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1that doesnt even make any sense
- Khaos, on 06/10/2008, -1/+3Is it me or does that just look like a punisher logo?
- KillsTheWeak, on 06/10/2008, -0/+0Looks exactly like the punisher logo. It's probably the peeping tom, wearing a punisher t-shirt moving around by a dark window.
- Auxon, on 06/10/2008, -0/+3My bet would be that CNN hit rock bottom ... there's plenty of facts to back that up vs. aliens.
- OniTan, on 06/10/2008, -1/+4This guy is a ***** douchebag. Way to comment on a news story that came out last week without bothering to look it up. A 30 second google search could have solved this one.
- warpdesign, on 06/10/2008, -1/+15Has anyone thought this might be a "viral" promotion for the new X-files movie? Just saying...
- dnields, on 06/10/2008, -0/+0Yeah, how quickly we forget about these things.
Anyone remember the "news footage" and such that was released shortly before the Blair Witch movie?
- dnields, on 06/10/2008, -0/+0Yeah, how quickly we forget about these things.
- WTFppl, on 06/10/2008, -1/+5That guys video blog is worse than some of the stoopid comments I put on Digg!
- Ne007, on 06/10/2008, -3/+4Rock Bottom! Look at the main story today....the new ipod....
- wayyy, on 06/10/2008, -0/+20"So you're a night exerciser?"
"No... evening." - bingostud722, on 06/10/2008, -0/+7That reenactment could be the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Thank you CNN for entertaining me at your own expense.
- megamod, on 06/10/2008, -1/+5I can't believe no one made a comment at how they compare the alien to Larry King: "it's grainy, skull shape, dark eyes, spooky", etc. or the fact that he said why the alien would be peeking at people's windows instead of "talking" to Bush...obviously you'd have a much more intellectual conversation looking for a kid to speak with through windows then in washington
I was giggling for a while from that =) - johnnyfistfight, on 06/10/2008, -2/+11You guys are morons. Larry King died in 2003. An animatronic replicant has been doing the show since 1996. GWTP!
- jebzaki, on 06/10/2008, -0/+2of course that explains it all!
- czeman, on 06/10/2008, -0/+1It sure looked that way some of the time.
- goldendome92, on 06/10/2008, -9/+2Clinton News Network at it again.
- ReDBuLLCuRT, on 06/10/2008, -0/+3That's funny, it looks exactly the same as one of the Grey from the Area 51 videogame on Playstation 2.
- rowlodge, on 06/10/2008, -0/+4i thought that was the real video, there's a real ,real one?
- RedSquaree, on 06/10/2008, -2/+4That website is *****.
- NathanCH, on 06/10/2008, -2/+3I didn't find this funny at all. How does Larry king represent all of CNN. Furthermore, hardly any of the points he made had an significance to what was really going on.
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