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- Brak710101, on 05/22/2009, -0/+80I swear, I've used the internet for 13 years, and still insist half of this stuff is either made up or never used.
- vinceislegend, on 05/21/2009, -4/+52Source: Bristol Palin
- supernuke, on 05/21/2009, -1/+46my favorite is number 15. This article is hilarious
- phreadj, on 05/21/2009, -2/+37The sad thing is parents actually take this seriously
next time a kid types 8, the parents will think he/she is writing about oral sex
screw FOX - papashawn, on 05/22/2009, -1/+33IPOMRAWH
give you a hint...the R stands for robe... - IvanB, on 05/22/2009, -1/+28I've seen exactly 0 of them used.
- hannahmar, on 06/11/2009, -1/+25I didn't know "***** me like the whore I am" was so commonly used in texting that it needed an acronym. Kids these days....
- killcops, on 05/22/2009, -1/+22chalk this one up with rainbow parties and f-bracelets.
- bmcnally, on 05/22/2009, -1/+218====D
- lololol1, on 05/22/2009, -0/+20Suck my dick you dirty slut I want to cum all over your face you whore?
- eggraid, on 05/21/2009, -1/+19If you ask me, FMLTWIA is the one that doesn't get used enough!
- MrOsis, on 05/21/2009, -1/+19These big bag of blotation cob nobblers need to come to some kind of lock and understand that us mickey sticks are swingin' on the flippity flop and making fun of those tom-tom clubbers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grunge_speak - Duffle, on 05/22/2009, -1/+17What is this *****?
- joshuaer, on 05/22/2009, -0/+15what up
NMU
I 8 Bannana fed som to kitty
U R Dum
but fox says it means
What up
nothing much you
I penis penis and fed some to a vagina
you are do you masturbate - abadjay, on 05/22/2009, -1/+16seriously... this is a load of crap... i have never heard of 90% of these. I'm 21... am I that much out of touch or is this just a load of BS Fox News made up???
- abeg, on 05/22/2009, -1/+14idk my bff jill
- DucoNihilum, on 05/22/2009, -2/+15Seems pretty accurate to me. I've never used the word banana outside of penis references.
- inactive, on 05/22/2009, -0/+13what about ASL?
- inactive, on 05/22/2009, -0/+13In other news, Fox needs to learn what the hell an "acronym" is.
- nahsrocketeer75, on 05/21/2009, -1/+14CD9 or Code 9: Parents are around ... That one clearly doesn't get used often enough.
- btrues, on 05/22/2009, -1/+14How did SMDYDSIWTCAOYFYW not make the list?
...100,000,000 internet points to anyone who can decode that - frontaxle, on 05/21/2009, -1/+13This assumes the parent A) understands SMS and B) Can access text messages on their kid's phone
- inactive, on 05/22/2009, -0/+11Haha that's the biggest load of ***** I have ever seen. Maybe 5 of those are ever used. Some jackass at Fox obviously sat around making that ***** up. Q2C - Quick to Cum.... Who the ***** would ever say that so much that it becomes a commonly understood acronym?
- ShaneS429, on 05/22/2009, -0/+11So all this time I've been saying I needed to check out my FB, I've really been saying F*** buddy and not Facebook?
- sgerwel1985, on 05/22/2009, -1/+12OMG, this website is so 1337. FMLTWIA. BRB, MOS
- AndrewDB, on 05/22/2009, -4/+14Anyone notice the source?
FOX NEWS.
Bury this *****. - xxMaxaroni, on 05/22/2009, -0/+10Wow, fox. You've outdone yourselves yet again.
- eraofk00l, on 05/22/2009, -2/+12i guess "Atlantians" are really perverted bunches of ppl
- jfield1, on 05/22/2009, -1/+11That might be the worst article I have ever read....
- MisterNick21, on 05/22/2009, -0/+10So when my girlfriend sent me a text saying she, "had a banana for breakfast," she was really trying to tell me she was cheating on me? That WHORE! I though she was MPFB WTF she was always like, " FMLTWIA" and "IWSN" and now this!
- EazyCheeze1, on 05/22/2009, -1/+10Notice they didn't say the top "sex-related" text acronyms and numbers; they just said the top ones. To the uninitiated to sensationalist news, you'd think that teens ONLY text about sex-related things.
- MisterNick21, on 05/22/2009, -0/+9that guy has a really long nose.
- Amlethus, on 05/22/2009, -0/+9It's my favorite new acronym.
- netwraythe, on 05/21/2009, -1/+10WTF is wrong with #38?! Its stories like this that make me avoid the local news.
- lisaawesome, on 05/22/2009, -0/+8It wasn't long ago that I was a teenager and I have never heard of most of those. My teenager sisters don't know most of these either. I think they just made most of them up.
- redback, on 05/22/2009, -1/+9why would you need to put the fact that you are naked in front of your computer in code? if your mom walks in she is most likely going to figure out what is going on by the fact that you were naked in front of your computer. most of these just seem like someones lame fantasy spelled out in acronym.
- lamejoketeller, on 05/22/2009, -0/+7Why are they telling parents these things first? We're supposed to know them first so that we can use it as code, I don't know any of these!
- Suricou, on 05/22/2009, -0/+6When I was a teen online, it was POS - Parent Over Shoulder.
- NeoNevermore, on 05/22/2009, -0/+6I don't care how many equal signs you put: 8 does not equal to D
- kaiserollofdoom, on 05/22/2009, -1/+7Um when was 1337 dangerous, even a little bit. Unless the parents are total n00bs
- hannahmar, on 06/11/2009, -0/+6I still have teen at the end of my age and I've never heard of anything on this list. I'm calling *****.
- Suricou, on 05/22/2009, -0/+5I've never seen any of these.
I call *****. I think either Fox is making these up to scare parents (and thus increase rateings), or someone else made them up and Fox repeats them without any attempt to verify (for the same reason.
Even if this chart is accurate, it won't be for long - these abbreviations change constantly, and vary by region.
It's also misleading to call these text acronyms. Clearly many of them are only for use online, as they have no use unless the other end of the conversation has not yet been met offline. This would be a rare situation in texting. - nullcodes, on 05/22/2009, -0/+5No wonder I never hear from chicks again after I tell them "can i add you to my FB list?" I thought they really hated facebook.
- Traiklin, on 05/22/2009, -0/+4IDKMBFF Jill?
- Jibberwalk, on 05/22/2009, -0/+4Back when I was trolling the Yahoo! webcam chats in the 90s, it used to be PAW... "parents are watching."
- handheldchimp, on 05/22/2009, -0/+4That is a lovely smily fa.....OH.
- inactive, on 05/22/2009, -0/+4Agreed.
"IIT"
Give me a ***** break. - DoodleMaster, on 05/22/2009, -0/+3Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know they ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon us man!
The man sadder than a map no what I'm sayin?
Jive ass dudes don got no brains anyhow.
http://www.cabcalloway.cc/jive_dictionary.htm - namelessXsilent, on 05/22/2009, -0/+3this is like 90's aol conversation stuff
- handheldchimp, on 05/22/2009, -0/+3So are you.
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