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- ndirish3017, on 04/14/2008, -7/+406i prefer smoking syphilis
- solidus636, on 04/14/2008, -3/+31The gonorrhea really does it for me.
- BodomX, on 04/14/2008, -4/+36I clap to your reply...
- thcobbs, on 04/14/2008, -1/+27But remember... Chlamydia is NOT a flower.
- ChronicColonic, on 04/15/2008, -0/+16The chlamydia you got in Vegas will not actually stay in Vegas.
- LoopyChew, on 04/15/2008, -0/+4But we have it on, like, a trellis at our beach house?
- thcobbs, on 04/14/2008, -1/+27But remember... Chlamydia is NOT a flower.
- jumico, on 04/14/2008, -1/+8I got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in my bathing suit
- monalisaa, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1not pulling a train?
- BodomX, on 04/14/2008, -4/+36I clap to your reply...
- solesoul, on 04/14/2008, -1/+225I believe in the "gateway STD" theory. I started doing some of the lighter STDs. Ya know, lighting up a few crabs after school, no big deal. Then one of my friends introduced me to herpes. Now, after 3 rehab visits, I'm finally on the path to becoming clean, one day at a time.
- canadaboy, on 04/14/2008, -1/+114Because "Stop Smoking Tools" would be much better?
- sockpuppets, on 04/14/2008, -1/+114I'm finally able to stop sticking fags in my mouth.
- thcobbs, on 04/14/2008, -14/+8I'm sure the fags appreciated it too.
- sockpuppets, on 04/14/2008, -0/+29Someone always comes along who needs the funny explained to them. Today that someone is you.
- thcobbs, on 04/14/2008, -0/+10Sorry of the lame attempt to paraphrase a Torchwood line.
- mountvale, on 04/14/2008, -2/+10You're not actually sorry "of" it, you're sorry "for" it. And so am I.
- samgab, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1Sorry of my speak England.
- thcobbs, on 04/14/2008, -14/+8I'm sure the fags appreciated it too.
- lemcoe9, on 04/14/2008, -10/+1I Belive "Stop Smoking Pain Relievers" would work.
- bravo1995, on 04/15/2008, -0/+2No it wouldn't
- rjc5056, on 04/14/2008, -1/+5Because had it said "Quitting Smokers' Aids" I would have started smoking again. Nobody calls me a quitter!
- sockpuppets, on 04/14/2008, -1/+114I'm finally able to stop sticking fags in my mouth.
- slvrbullet87, on 04/14/2008, -11/+2Stop smoking poles
- Stormwern, on 04/14/2008, -13/+8There is a better way of saying it, you can spell it correctly. "Aides"
- noisician, on 04/14/2008, -1/+29not sure about elsewhere, but in American English, "aids" are people or things which assist you, while "aides" are people (only) which assist you. so that's not really a solution.
- Stormwern, on 04/14/2008, -0/+6Ah, how confusing
- noahhoward, on 04/14/2008, -4/+12The solution is two-fold, learn proper English, learn proper spelling.
- noisician, on 04/14/2008, -1/+29not sure about elsewhere, but in American English, "aids" are people or things which assist you, while "aides" are people (only) which assist you. so that's not really a solution.
- Anthem26, on 04/14/2008, -3/+71are you HIV positive about that?
- ophello, on 04/14/2008, -5/+9im not just sure, im HIV positive
- Duggan360, on 04/15/2008, -4/+4He didn't ask if you were sure....
- fcukthisgame, on 04/14/2008, -1/+4I see what you did there...
- antdude, on 04/14/2008, -3/+4That would be spelled AIDS (capitalized).
- ophello, on 04/14/2008, -5/+9im not just sure, im HIV positive
- STARTSOMETHING, on 04/14/2008, -0/+5Target, Woot!
- Lutremi, on 04/14/2008, -0/+3Stop smoking aides
- solidus636, on 04/14/2008, -3/+31The gonorrhea really does it for me.
- yellowfish04, on 04/14/2008, -7/+76What are marijuana tablets?
- michael43, on 04/14/2008, -2/+90notebooks made from hemp
- lemcoe9, on 04/14/2008, -0/+10That was awesome
- tsalti, on 04/15/2008, -5/+1No, tablets have a touch sensitive screen.
- djholybolt, on 04/14/2008, -8/+19Marijuana tablets are pills filled with the wonderful chemical THC, which injested causes a very strong, euphoric body high
- Neoanarchist, on 04/14/2008, -24/+5Why the ***** are you getting dugg down lmao! The dude above you posted some stupid pun and you post what they really are and get dugg down. Goddamn diggers, grow a ***** brain.
- noahhoward, on 04/14/2008, -1/+17What the ***** is a neoanarchist?
- michael43, on 04/14/2008, -1/+19Evidently it's an ***** that can't shutup.
- luciferin, on 04/14/2008, -1/+12Very pretentious.
- moliver000, on 04/14/2008, -0/+13Grow a brain?? LOL!
- lulzy, on 04/15/2008, -2/+2i'll be sure to grow that missing brain ASAP... ya douche
- noahhoward, on 04/14/2008, -1/+17What the ***** is a neoanarchist?
- Neoanarchist, on 04/14/2008, -24/+5Why the ***** are you getting dugg down lmao! The dude above you posted some stupid pun and you post what they really are and get dugg down. Goddamn diggers, grow a ***** brain.
- mV0G7, on 04/14/2008, -12/+10...in the butt
- CCoe, on 04/15/2008, -5/+3I said, "what what"
- lotsa1s, on 04/15/2008, -1/+2You wanna do it in my butt? Ok.
- bobkingof12vs, on 04/15/2008, -0/+2to keep you up to date he is reffering to...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqoBQ4nP2VE
- CCoe, on 04/15/2008, -5/+3I said, "what what"
- cgomez, on 04/14/2008, -0/+29Nice. I don't care what anybody says, Mean Girls was a good movie.
- AlterEgoAtrophy, on 04/14/2008, -0/+6I absolutely agree. Tina fey wrote the whole screenplay, she's awesome and hot for her age.
- xaxxon, on 04/15/2008, -0/+2she's hot for ANY age.
- thunderwolf333, on 04/15/2008, -1/+0That movie is friggin awesome and so funny!
- Eira, on 04/15/2008, -1/+1More like excellent. It was hilarious and Lohan was still hot.
- AlterEgoAtrophy, on 04/14/2008, -0/+6I absolutely agree. Tina fey wrote the whole screenplay, she's awesome and hot for her age.
- cpugeek2214, on 04/15/2008, -3/+3Mean Girls ftw
No *****- asskey, on 04/15/2008, -1/+3You're too gay to function.
- ej1oo1, on 04/15/2008, -1/+0delicious
- StickWST, on 04/15/2008, -1/+1Marinol brand pharmaceutical delta-9 tetrahydricannibinol.
- michael43, on 04/14/2008, -2/+90notebooks made from hemp
- rongometz, on 04/14/2008, -11/+32Snort it instead!
- Skeptikk, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1Good Idea! Why Don't We Just Go Snort Some Herpes too?
- 89vision, on 04/14/2008, -7/+33Seems like common sense to me.
- trogdor282, on 04/14/2008, -3/+23Demotivated: http://image.bayimg.com/gajeoaabg.jpg
- 7come11, on 04/14/2008, -3/+2Doh...i meant to dig this up :(
- dudeguy1234, on 04/15/2008, -0/+4Happens to everyone... just don't say it.
- bobkingof12vs, on 04/15/2008, -0/+2http://www.ironicsans.com/2008/02/idea_a_new_typog ...
- 7come11, on 04/14/2008, -3/+2Doh...i meant to dig this up :(
- exomni, on 04/14/2008, -3/+2For sure. In fact, I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive.
- trogdor282, on 04/14/2008, -3/+23Demotivated: http://image.bayimg.com/gajeoaabg.jpg
- stfunoobs, on 04/14/2008, -5/+532I'm only smoking hiv, it'll be years before I start smoking aids.
- dougdiggerton, on 04/14/2008, -1/+35ive got a meeting with my aids dealer later today.. its a slippery slope kids.
- hammburglar, on 04/14/2008, -2/+5aidsburger in paradise?
- robbob, on 04/14/2008, -2/+1I got AIDS so I could stop smoking
- vickers500, on 04/14/2008, -2/+1Are you HIV positive?
- bravo1995, on 04/15/2008, -6/+1It's been done.
Earlier in the comments.
And also in 5th grade. - CCoe, on 04/15/2008, -0/+3Actually, I think he was legitimately asking that question.
- bravo1995, on 04/15/2008, -6/+1It's been done.
- betterth, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1Man, I always heard that HIV was a gateway drug to AIDS, I just, never believed it until now.
- dino74, on 04/14/2008, -26/+170seriously? This is weak.
- Lyletp, on 04/14/2008, -6/+3Seconded.
- asnider, on 04/14/2008, -2/+5Agreed. Buried as lame.
- zomfg, on 04/14/2008, -1/+18about as weak as my immune system.
- tillerman00, on 04/14/2008, -10/+3Wow, I'm starting to wonder if Diggers aren't a bunch of ***** pathetic *****, scraping the bottom of the barrel for cutesy little ***** like this to extoll as something actually worth paying any attention to. Stop Smoking/Aids? Blow me.
- TheMuffinMan910, on 04/15/2008, -1/+6You seem a little on edge. Here, have an aid-a-rette
- DMTZ, on 04/14/2008, -33/+0stop smoking "the aids"
- ahmedb07, on 04/14/2008, -0/+9wow...ur smart dude
- Gravey9, on 04/14/2008, -1/+10wooooooosh
- Gunsdead, on 04/14/2008, -5/+67How do Depends stop you from smoking aids?
- michael43, on 04/14/2008, -0/+26They won't stay lit?
- OneLess, on 04/14/2008, -0/+4Oh they will. Don't ask me how I know.
- danielombardi, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1How do you know?
- danielombardi, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1How do you know?
- OneLess, on 04/14/2008, -0/+4Oh they will. Don't ask me how I know.
- Gravey9, on 04/14/2008, -10/+7they just do ok *runs away crying in histerics*
- Tiak, on 04/15/2008, -1/+1Uncontrollable defacation is apparently a withdrawl symptom....
- michael43, on 04/14/2008, -0/+26They won't stay lit?
- suzywang3000, on 04/14/2008, -18/+6"haven't you heard? Nobody like Jarod no more - he crazy, he say he want to give everybody AIDS"
- Locnar, on 04/14/2008, -2/+1As a South Park fan I had to digg you up!
and yes they are HIV positive that it will help you stop smoking
- Locnar, on 04/14/2008, -2/+1As a South Park fan I had to digg you up!
- DarkSamus, on 04/14/2008, -22/+3inb4hivpositive
- Supurcell, on 04/14/2008, -2/+4Well then you better get an AIDS test, because your wife's a dude, *****!
- SonicAD, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1I'm not your *****, buddy!
- Supurcell, on 04/14/2008, -2/+4Well then you better get an AIDS test, because your wife's a dude, *****!
- Blablah01, on 04/14/2008, -11/+2http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3FZOL3oZxo
- MonsterChaOS, on 04/14/2008, -26/+220That sign is worded correctly, I'm H-I-V positive of it!
- Freeto114, on 04/14/2008, -2/+31goddamnit cartman!
- Cornfedhusker, on 04/14/2008, -1/+2Did Cartman give you Aids too?
- Supurcell, on 04/14/2008, -10/+13Well then you better get an AIDS test, because your wife's a dude, *****!
- ko8e34, on 04/14/2008, -6/+3lol ignorance
- lovestospooge, on 04/15/2008, -3/+3lol South Park
- ko8e34, on 04/14/2008, -6/+3lol ignorance
- exomni, on 04/14/2008, -1/+4I'm going to personally give aides to all the underprivileged children of the world.
- samgab, on 04/15/2008, -0/+4Everybody has AIDS! aidsaidsaidsaidsaids: aidsaidsaidsaids AIDS!
- Freeto114, on 04/14/2008, -2/+31goddamnit cartman!
- Sherman901, on 04/14/2008, -5/+8does it get you high?
- Marley88, on 04/14/2008, -0/+0yeah...really, really, really high..m'kay
- cjshamrock, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1That store plays 'Funkytown' all day.
- Marley88, on 04/14/2008, -0/+0yeah...really, really, really high..m'kay
- leerayIG88, on 04/14/2008, -20/+5Smoking is so bad....it raped my mom.
- kaeves, on 04/14/2008, -1/+6Because the cigarettes are to blame.
- slvrbullet87, on 04/14/2008, -1/+7Your right his mom is a whore
- leerayIG88, on 04/14/2008, -2/+2:(
- slvrbullet87, on 04/14/2008, -1/+7Your right his mom is a whore
- PabloMac, on 04/14/2008, -0/+10And you were born 9 months later?
- Heavypettingzoo, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1Common man, put more effort into it.
- kaeves, on 04/14/2008, -1/+6Because the cigarettes are to blame.
- JohnnyRad, on 04/14/2008, -3/+40what the hell else am i supposed to do with all these aids?
- possiblyneil, on 04/14/2008, -6/+4Smoke them
- Lijiman, on 04/14/2008, -3/+15Oh Target, what a sense of humor.
- amdforever, on 04/14/2008, -4/+9Are those tampons next to the sign?
- UrlorJkron, on 04/14/2008, -0/+7Adult diapers.
- thcobbs, on 04/14/2008, -0/+10I guess they expect you to ***** bricks when you see it?
- xz9925, on 04/14/2008, -0/+6depends
- UrlorJkron, on 04/14/2008, -0/+7Adult diapers.
- bobbybebob, on 04/14/2008, -12/+0Thats pretty good. But this one is better http://uploadingit.com/view/534636_evpcm
- baron1703, on 04/14/2008, -0/+3***** fail
- LoudLoudNoise, on 04/14/2008, -11/+55I think...I just blue myself.
- HisTumness, on 04/14/2008, -1/+6G'ah! Beat me by 1 minute! Alright, I'll digg you up...
- DephexTwin, on 04/14/2008, -0/+59*I'm afraid I just blue myself.
/All Arrested Development quotes must be accurate.- JimbobtheSalesm, on 04/14/2008, -1/+5Thank you. I didn't want to have to be the one who said it.
- porkdanish, on 04/14/2008, -0/+25even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up
- amawg9, on 04/14/2008, -0/+4Nothing wrong with that.
- FasmTrout, on 04/14/2008, -1/+0Actually quite a bit wrong with that.
- amawg9, on 04/14/2008, -0/+4Nothing wrong with that.
- ronyu02, on 04/14/2008, -0/+16As soon as I loaded this page I immediately CTRL+F'd the word "blue".
- badwithcomputer, on 04/14/2008, -3/+9i apple +f'd it.
- thcobbs, on 04/14/2008, -0/+13I just f'd it.
- redneckblues, on 04/14/2008, -0/+8And now you have AIDS.
- thcobbs, on 04/14/2008, -0/+13I just f'd it.
- frieddonuts, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1just press / and then what you're lookin for...much faster.
- ronyu02, on 04/15/2008, -0/+0I know this one, but how do you make it find the next occurrences of the word? (Honest query.)
- badwithcomputer, on 04/14/2008, -3/+9i apple +f'd it.
- amawg9, on 04/14/2008, -0/+19Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.
- mulletmusketeer, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1Oh Tobias you old blowhard!
- TheKarmaPolice, on 04/14/2008, -1/+7I'm afraid I...prematurely shot my was on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, and now it seems I have something of a
mess on my hands.
I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks!
You can sling your arrow into my buttocks anytime.
I can taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth now.
Don't leave your uncle T-Bag hanging!
Tobias, you blowhard!
(can i stop?) - JimbobtheSalesm, on 04/14/2008, -0/+11"I'm sorry, but it looks like he's dead."
*family overcome with grief*
"Wait it looks like he's dead, or he is dead?"
"No, it just looks like he's dead. He's got blue paint on him or something."- tdogg241, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1I want this comped!
- ConNERD, on 04/14/2008, -16/+11I work at Target, and I noticed this the other day.
I never thought of uploading it to Digg...- Samsong, on 04/14/2008, -3/+2Well than you're obviously too mature for us, so gtfo.
- plup, on 04/14/2008, -1/+2Thanks, we care.
- bonkeykong, on 04/14/2008, -10/+2I knew you get get AIDS from sharing a needle, but I didn't know it was smokable.
- mattbeetee, on 04/14/2008, -2/+2You, sir, are a fool.
- xync4, on 04/14/2008, -5/+6"smokebusters" at walgreens
- EetFuk, on 04/14/2008, -6/+13smoking hiv is a gateway to smoking aids
- dmark77, on 04/14/2008, -4/+12My aids should be prompt, on time, and professional if they don't want to get smoked.
- ism70605, on 04/14/2008, -8/+4The sign should really say: Hey give us money for stuff that doesn't work. Has anyone seriously quit by using this stuff?
It follows the logic: Hey I am going to quit smoking but continue doing nicotine in another form!
This is truly brilliant logic. And it is for the weak or for the people pressured to quit that don't really desire it.- jzuska, on 04/14/2008, -0/+6yep, the patch worked for me. You gradually cut back nicotine levels.
- SuicideMouse, on 04/14/2008, -0/+2When I quit (When I'm more mentally stable, don't want to fall back down again) I will cut cold turkey, I did it with benzos (Taking over 14mg daily pretty much) and went through the puking, sweating, pain, shaking, insomnia, anxiety/panic attacks and more so I think I can handle Nicotine withdrawal.
Using a patch/gum would not help ME while it may help others. I'm a very all or nothing guy so taking either one would just unmotivate me and elongate the process. I guess it's kind of a control thing, I have full control when I'm not taking Anything but I feel at the whim of a piece of gum even if it's just helping me. - foreignwarren, on 04/14/2008, -0/+2patch worked for me ......and I would smoke pack and a half a day, and up to three packs on nights when I went out drankin'... it took a couple tries but eventually worked when I was sick of feeling like a walking ***** ashtray.
- SuicideMouse, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1I'm glad you quit man, my plan is probably not best for most people, I guess it may have something to do with my OCD and control issues (However I'm fighting them well). It will definitely make the withdrawal worse but I'm ok with that, when I'm doing something I'm Doing it.
- Lewand, on 04/14/2008, -0/+1New drug out now attaches to the part of the brain that triggers nicotine addiction and works wonders.
- recordskip, on 04/15/2008, -0/+0My mother used this.. Chantix I believe it's called? It worked amazing wonders for her.
- jzuska, on 04/14/2008, -6/+3perhaps not capitalize the "aids"
or even "smoking" - DavidJAugustyn, on 04/14/2008, -18/+3Front Page? Really? C'mon guys, this isn't news.
- ahmedb07, on 04/14/2008, -1/+12go away.
- BRODEL, on 04/14/2008, -0/+3That's why it's not in the News section....
- KeepOffMyLawn, on 04/14/2008, -0/+3www.bbc.co.uk
- kipmartin, on 04/14/2008, -10/+20dugg down for lack of comedic value. in a world with the Onion, the Simpsons, Monty Python, and Jon Stewart, this humor is 2 notches below Jay Leno and only 1 notch above Dennis Miller.
- nitramlliw, on 04/14/2008, -4/+1c'mon, give the notch to dennis miller. he deserves something. this is pretty retarded. but then, so is he.
- wordglue, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1i think you're more confused now then before you started typing
- Cowmin, on 04/15/2008, -0/+3but still about 15 above dane cook
- Sean42, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1Genital warts > Dennis Miller
- nitramlliw, on 04/14/2008, -4/+1c'mon, give the notch to dennis miller. he deserves something. this is pretty retarded. but then, so is he.
- melessa, on 04/14/2008, -1/+2"nicotine cessation" perhaps?
- oo00mige00oo, on 04/14/2008, -4/+5how do you start smoking aids?
- slvrbullet87, on 04/14/2008, -0/+4Step one is to work at a nasty strip club "to pay for college"
- porkdanish, on 04/14/2008, -2/+13+1 for AD reference
- likuidM5, on 04/14/2008, -0/+1I just blue myself
- Nyck, on 04/14/2008, -19/+17404: Funny not found
- TheSlinky, on 04/14/2008, -0/+2Strangely enough that's the same error I got when the page tried to load your comment.
- 888gavin, on 04/14/2008, -2/+1Hahaha that was funny, you probably had to think about that one for a while. Good show, old bean!
- dawnraid101, on 04/15/2008, -0/+1Hahaha that was funny, you probably had to think about that one for a while. Good show, old bean!
- 888gavin, on 04/14/2008, -2/+1Hahaha that was funny, you probably had to think about that one for a while. Good show, old bean!
- ixelr8, on 04/14/2008, -1/+0Quit being so HIV negative about this.
- dawnraid101, on 04/15/2008, -0/+2Youfail.org
- dawnraid101, on 04/15/2008, -0/+2Youfail.org
- TheSlinky, on 04/14/2008, -0/+2Strangely enough that's the same error I got when the page tried to load your comment.
- kuyamon, on 04/14/2008, -10/+2Better ways to say it:
Aids stop smoking
Smoking stop aids - jkr801, on 04/14/2008, -9/+2"I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive."
- MonsterChaOS, on 04/14/2008, -4/+1Beat you to it pal.
- exomni, on 04/14/2008, -1/+3You want a ***** cookie?
- jkr801, on 04/14/2008, -2/+1wow so what does that mean??....*****
- WallnutBoy, on 04/15/2008, -1/+2Hey, it clearly means he has no life and gets hard from the idea of getting popular comments on digg.. Therefore you should rejoice that you are not like that.
- MonsterChaOS, on 04/14/2008, -4/+1Beat you to it pal.
- PopeAmadeus, on 04/14/2008, -4/+2I would stop smoking aids but I just quit the black plague and I need something to keep me occupied.
- tragaini, on 04/14/2008, -6/+2'Please' Stop Smoking Aids. (?)
- Lubinski, on 04/14/2008, -0/+6Aids to Stop Smoking?
- cerejota, on 04/14/2008, -3/+3Pass the herpes on the left-hand side...
- areohbe, on 04/14/2008, -4/+2Done and done...
- PolishLogic, on 04/14/2008, -5/+1But I always make sure I use a condom....
- ClevelandBrown, on 04/14/2008, -5/+0"It'll add to the buzz"
- chrissku, on 04/14/2008, -7/+2Then you see a box of 'Depends' in the picture. Do they expect you to suck on a tampon to quit smoking?
- Jayzie716, on 04/14/2008, -8/+4It needs a hyphen. It is a compound adjective modifying a noun. Should be:
Stop-Smoking Aids - wizzroom, on 04/14/2008, -9/+5this is retarded...buried..
- HookmasterCH47, on 04/14/2008, -5/+1I got thin because of aids now I want to make sure everyone has aids...
- terryhuang, on 04/14/2008, -10/+4Can you get AIDS from blowing? ;)
- wlwest82, on 04/14/2008, -3/+6I don't inhale
- racco, on 04/14/2008, -9/+2Stop Drinking
Cancer - scyform, on 04/14/2008, -12/+4Buried. Common guys... this is lame even by Digg's standards...
- sevenslashfour, on 04/14/2008, -1/+1Yeah but did you SEE who posted it? Leik, omigawd.
- jabberwolf, on 04/15/2008, -2/+1Digg have standards? This is the only thing that seems to be truthful, everything else is by DailyKos or Huffington post !
- biggerapple3am, on 04/14/2008, -2/+0ChotoPhopped
- tehMatthewJ, on 04/14/2008, -1/+1Really dumb.
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