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- stfunoobs, on 04/14/2008, -5/+532I'm only smoking hiv, it'll be years before I start smoking aids.
- ndirish3017, on 04/14/2008, -7/+406i prefer smoking syphilis
- solesoul, on 04/14/2008, -1/+225I believe in the "gateway STD" theory. I started doing some of the lighter STDs. Ya know, lighting up a few crabs after school, no big deal. Then one of my friends introduced me to herpes. Now, after 3 rehab visits, I'm finally on the path to becoming clean, one day at a time.
- MonsterChaOS, on 04/14/2008, -26/+221That sign is worded correctly, I'm H-I-V positive of it!
- dino74, on 04/14/2008, -26/+170seriously? This is weak.
- sockpuppets, on 04/14/2008, -1/+115I'm finally able to stop sticking fags in my mouth.
- canadaboy, on 04/14/2008, -1/+115Because "Stop Smoking Tools" would be much better?
- inactive, on 04/14/2008, -2/+91notebooks made from hemp
- yellowfish04, on 04/14/2008, -7/+76What are marijuana tablets?
- Anthem26, on 04/14/2008, -3/+72are you HIV positive about that?
- Gunsdead, on 04/14/2008, -5/+67How do Depends stop you from smoking aids?
- DephexTwin, on 04/14/2008, -0/+59*I'm afraid I just blue myself.
/All Arrested Development quotes must be accurate. - LoudLoudNoise, on 04/14/2008, -11/+54I think...I just blue myself.
- JohnnyRad, on 04/14/2008, -3/+41what the hell else am i supposed to do with all these aids?
- dougdiggerton, on 04/14/2008, -1/+35ive got a meeting with my aids dealer later today.. its a slippery slope kids.
- BodomX, on 04/14/2008, -4/+36I clap to your reply...
- Freeto114, on 04/14/2008, -2/+32goddamnit cartman!
- cgomez, on 04/14/2008, -0/+30Nice. I don't care what anybody says, Mean Girls was a good movie.
- sockpuppets, on 04/14/2008, -0/+29Someone always comes along who needs the funny explained to them. Today that someone is you.
- solidus636, on 04/14/2008, -3/+32The gonorrhea really does it for me.
- noisician, on 04/14/2008, -1/+29not sure about elsewhere, but in American English, "aids" are people or things which assist you, while "aides" are people (only) which assist you. so that's not really a solution.
- 89vision, on 04/14/2008, -7/+34Seems like common sense to me.
- inactive, on 04/14/2008, -0/+27They won't stay lit?
- thcobbs, on 04/14/2008, -1/+27But remember... Chlamydia is NOT a flower.
- porkdanish, on 04/14/2008, -0/+25even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up
- trogdor282, on 04/14/2008, -3/+24Demotivated: http://image.bayimg.com/gajeoaabg.jpg
- rongometz, on 04/14/2008, -11/+32Snort it instead!
- amawg9, on 04/14/2008, -0/+19Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.
- zomfg, on 04/14/2008, -1/+19about as weak as my immune system.
- inactive, on 04/14/2008, -1/+19Evidently it's an ***** that can't shutup.
- ChronicColonic, on 04/15/2008, -0/+16The chlamydia you got in Vegas will not actually stay in Vegas.
- noahhoward, on 04/14/2008, -1/+17What the ***** is a neoanarchist?
- ronyu02, on 04/14/2008, -0/+16As soon as I loaded this page I immediately CTRL+F'd the word "blue".
- thcobbs, on 04/14/2008, -0/+13I just f'd it.
- moliver000, on 04/14/2008, -0/+13Grow a brain?? LOL!
- Lijiman, on 04/14/2008, -3/+16Oh Target, what a sense of humor.
- JimbobtheSalesm, on 04/14/2008, -0/+11"I'm sorry, but it looks like he's dead."
*family overcome with grief*
"Wait it looks like he's dead, or he is dead?"
"No, it just looks like he's dead. He's got blue paint on him or something." - porkdanish, on 04/14/2008, -2/+13+1 for AD reference
- luciferin, on 04/14/2008, -1/+12Very pretentious.
- djholybolt, on 04/14/2008, -8/+19Marijuana tablets are pills filled with the wonderful chemical THC, which injested causes a very strong, euphoric body high
- ahmedb07, on 04/14/2008, -1/+12go away.
- lemcoe9, on 04/14/2008, -0/+11That was awesome
- thcobbs, on 04/14/2008, -0/+10Sorry of the lame attempt to paraphrase a Torchwood line.
- kipmartin, on 04/14/2008, -10/+20dugg down for lack of comedic value. in a world with the Onion, the Simpsons, Monty Python, and Jon Stewart, this humor is 2 notches below Jay Leno and only 1 notch above Dennis Miller.
- PabloMac, on 04/14/2008, -0/+10And you were born 9 months later?
- thcobbs, on 04/14/2008, -0/+10I guess they expect you to ***** bricks when you see it?
- Gravey9, on 04/14/2008, -1/+10wooooooosh
- ahmedb07, on 04/14/2008, -0/+9wow...ur smart dude
- mountvale, on 04/14/2008, -2/+10You're not actually sorry "of" it, you're sorry "for" it. And so am I.
- redneckblues, on 04/14/2008, -0/+8And now you have AIDS.
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