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youtube.com - Musician and Best Buy employee, Keith Parsons, rocks his Best Buy holiday campaign audition.
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- untitlednet, on 02/20/2009, -22/+796Has been done: (NSFW)
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/9021/dickinadickj ... - inactive, on 02/19/2009, -13/+343rule 34
- inactive, on 02/20/2009, -4/+297Yo dawg, I heard you like dicks....
- inactive, on 02/20/2009, -4/+221No digg. Don't ***** do it.
- stevenbrown, on 02/20/2009, -2/+198Dugg for lemon party
- ChromaVita, on 02/20/2009, -0/+152before you two docked?
- handheldchimp, on 02/20/2009, -5/+132You put NSFW so I was expecting something hideous and cornea scarring...
- Murrabbit, on 02/20/2009, -4/+126Consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position?
- zemkacz, on 02/20/2009, -2/+121What the *****?
- toyama, on 02/20/2009, -4/+110I thought that was called "Docking"
- Murrabbit, on 02/20/2009, -6/+106There is a form of dick into dick called docking - most Americans don't really know that much about it because it deals with foreskins (not urethras) and it's totally not gay, by the way, just a cool way for two dudes to hang out. Balls aren't even touching.
- grungefan, on 02/20/2009, -0/+99Pervert.
- thunderclap, on 02/20/2009, -1/+99If docking isnt gay then I am a time traveling ninja.
- peteyb1313, on 02/19/2009, -2/+99lets keep it that way
- inactive, on 02/20/2009, -2/+98Foreskin docking isn't exactly the same as one man putting his penis into the urethra of another man.
- Logistics1, on 02/20/2009, -8/+95Rules of the Internet
34: There is porn of it. No exceptions.
34-1: If a porn of something cannot be found, /b/ will make it. - black27696, on 02/20/2009, -4/+77The girl on the right is smoking hot. (remember, in THIS case it's just chocolate around her mouth)
- joebus, on 02/20/2009, -2/+66Just a quick question. Since when did CollegeHumor start censoring their videos?
- AlterEgoAtrophy, on 02/20/2009, -0/+64It is, it's usually between two uncut guys...i mean that's what my friend told me...
- Favreism, on 02/20/2009, -3/+58I can't wait for someone to prove rule 34 right once more
- inactive, on 02/20/2009, -4/+59http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Penis_docki ...
Rules 34 and 35. - elislider, on 02/20/2009, -1/+56ummm....
- PPCG4, on 02/20/2009, -1/+55The whole thing.
- bonk2k, on 02/20/2009, -4/+56Here's an urban dictionary description of the closest thing I've seen to this. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kid ... ***** the internet.
Edit: Just so you know, this link is a description only, so it WON'T rape your retinas with images you can't unsee. - ChromaVita, on 02/20/2009, -1/+50Disappointing.
- dmanmax99, on 02/20/2009, -4/+47For the love of god. If it exists, do not link it. Think of the children, won't someone please think of the children!
- Hnnnnnghhh, on 02/20/2009, -0/+43close, but we're looking for urethral penetration.
- linagee, on 02/20/2009, -3/+45I didn't know a battery can be aroused.
- hotpuck6, on 02/20/2009, -0/+42You know we all had to click.
Not Fair. - inactive, on 02/20/2009, -0/+41Oh *****, wtf. I was 99% sure that was one of those tricky things and it was just going to be 2 roosters fighting.
*****. - M3wThr33, on 02/20/2009, -3/+43Yup. Docking. There's another Japanese name for it. My roommate saw a video of it once. He said it looked like was tearing the other dick.
Of course, I've seen a guy ejaculate batteries before, so, I mean, it's all possible. - btschul, on 02/20/2009, -1/+40Is that bad?
- rand21althor, on 02/20/2009, -2/+41It's Rule 34-1.
Rule 35 reads: "The exception to rule 34 is the citation of rule 34" - handheldchimp, on 02/20/2009, -1/+40Are you sure? Are you sure it isn't *****?
- adverpart, on 02/20/2009, -0/+38Not quite. Docking is dick-in-foreskin, this song is about dick-in-urethra (the lyrics clarify this). Big difference.
- cruzlee, on 02/20/2009, -4/+42I won't. I found it extremely annoying that this guy was singing 5 keys to low for his voice. That and censorship of the "cuss words"
- smacksaw, on 02/20/2009, -1/+38You're just blinded by your love for scatplay.
- nmoulana, on 02/20/2009, -0/+35You go to hell and die!
- Fetttson, on 02/20/2009, -0/+34That was a relief.
- MatchStick, on 02/20/2009, -1/+32double-u tee eff !!!
- IHaveCrayons, on 02/20/2009, -1/+30I think out of all the Xzibit "Yo dawg..." jokes I've heard this is one of the best haha
- Fafnir43, on 02/20/2009, -0/+29And meatspin.
- Dftw, on 02/20/2009, -0/+27and for knowing/having seen every reference in the video
- Commonwealth, on 02/20/2009, -0/+27Ughhh.The description alone makes my urethra hurt.
- Foofoofoofoobar, on 02/20/2009, -6/+32This is dick in a dick http://i43.tinypic.com/rif8nd.jpg (SFW)
- rotundo, on 02/20/2009, -1/+27It's too late, actually. I've already seen it.
Some kind of body modification thing where a guy had split his glans. And there was a pic of some other guy's dick (well, the head anyway) going into the split glans. Basically as close as you could possibly get to having a dick inside another dick.
I was pretty shocked because dick-in-dick wa something I had joked about and assumed was impossible. But when I saw the pic, I was proved wrong.
I can't seem to find it now, but it was in a google image search, and the caption was something like "big fish eats the little fish". It's kinda burned into my retina. - Vindexus, on 02/20/2009, -0/+25I wish I could unread that.
- DforSpiD, on 02/20/2009, -1/+25Just a hint... "Balls aren't even touching" was as good as a sarcasm tag
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