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- WESTEE, on 06/15/2008, -41/+391http://digg.com/comedy/Durex_s_best_ad_ever
http://digg.com/comedy/Best_Fathers_Day_Ad
double fail - FadieZ, on 06/16/2008, -12/+280Ironic since the only time I ever used durex, it broke.
Happy father's day! - ElBeh, on 06/16/2008, -14/+281Thanks for not pulling out, dad.
- dvsbastard, on 06/16/2008, -2/+163Ouch, that is damn unlucky... Did you manage to save your keyboard?!
- ameba, on 06/16/2008, -1/+150Ah yes, penile fractures are painful sometimes.
- terracottapai, on 06/16/2008, -22/+145FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:
- hinmanj, on 06/16/2008, -0/+112SOMETIMES?!?
- borez, on 06/16/2008, -12/+111"Unfortunately, some people may have a hard time figuring this one out"
Why? - Yakovzoya, on 06/15/2008, -6/+86Your second link is actually 18 hours newer than this one.
- caruso, on 06/16/2008, -12/+90Had to do a google search for Durex, gazing upon results of said search, sad realisation that i am, a stereotypical digg user...
..........Im gonna buy some www.pherlure.eu and pay my way into partys. - TheGooseyOne, on 06/16/2008, -4/+78It takes a man to admit he masturbates with a condom on.
- Cockjuice, on 06/16/2008, -0/+66It can only take a man..
- neuens07, on 06/16/2008, -0/+65so.... he didn't pull out three times?
- coolrecep, on 06/16/2008, -3/+67If all of our dads used the competitor's product then who used Durex?
- Cockjuice, on 06/16/2008, -2/+62You masturbate with a condom on too? Phew, I thought I was the only one..
- completerobot, on 06/16/2008, -3/+61People are stupid.
- timusca, on 06/16/2008, -0/+45They're triplets all using the same username.
- ejvt, on 06/16/2008, -1/+45The first time I ever used I used a durex condom (or any brand of condom), it broke. Back in my junior year of high school, my girlfriend and I decided to up our relationship a notch, so I went to the store and bought the first brand I found. It wasn't lubricated, so we used vaseline, and to make a long story short, I got the girl pregnant. Three months after the fact, she called me in tears telling me the news, and that she had already told my parents. Her parents (being good friends with my parents) then told my parents, and my mom got scared she said your moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I whisted for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought nah, forget it yo home to bel-air!
- ghostrc, on 06/16/2008, -0/+38Some people don't know what Durex is.
- hmunkey, on 06/16/2008, -1/+39Or one ***** up woman.
- bxblox, on 06/15/2008, -6/+39Yeah the DDD is great!.... What the ***** is a DDD? Buried and reported.
- wtfmate112, on 06/16/2008, -1/+32Thanks for copying that comment for the hundredth time today.
- B3nno, on 06/16/2008, -0/+28People with a lot more money and hair.
- akohut, on 06/16/2008, -2/+27How would anyone have a hard time figuring that out?
- coolrecep, on 06/16/2008, -12/+36Thank god my father used the competitor's product!
- CaviMike, on 06/16/2008, -4/+26Takes away all the feeling!
- inactive, on 06/16/2008, -0/+21For all of you who are wondering what the DDD is, here is a link explaining it. http://www.state.nj.us/humanservices/ddd/
- XenoSNK, on 06/16/2008, -1/+22I did.
- ryanmct, on 06/16/2008, -4/+21y*
- inactive, on 06/16/2008, -2/+19Too bad the Trojans penetrated and impregnated the fortress with a bunch of little soldiers.
- inactive, on 06/16/2008, -0/+16Yes it does. Very quickly.
- gfxlonghorn, on 06/16/2008, -4/+20Your right most of the guys on digg play it safe.
We masturbate with a condom! You never know who is trying to steal us diggers' spermatozoa. - rgov, on 06/16/2008, -1/+17coolrecep fell into a logical fallacy (no pun intended): All men who used Durex's competitors are dads, but not all dads used the competitor's product. In fact, the ad doesn't say that the people who *did* use Durex are not dads.
/dick - WESTEE, on 06/16/2008, -3/+19I figured most diggers would actually have to search the internet before they got the joke...
- 0260, on 06/16/2008, -1/+17i must admit i had to look up what durex made...
- Flashypoo, on 06/16/2008, -1/+16Because most diggers haven't gotten to "tap that" yet.
AM I RITE? - Karai, on 06/16/2008, -1/+15They don't need to be wished a happy father's day... Because they're not fathers.... Just keep thinking about it, it will eventually sink in.... Hopefully.
Though I must say, I wish YOUR father used Durex... - oldhick, on 06/16/2008, -1/+13Reply button, try it.
- julianrod, on 06/16/2008, -0/+12And then wept silently
- Myonosken, on 06/16/2008, -1/+11You missed the point there.
- inactive, on 06/16/2008, -0/+10I finally thought I received the answer, but no, it was a joke.
Another day goes by and I still don't know what DDD is. - ziprocom, on 06/16/2008, -1/+11He meant ultra-small. Not ultra-thin...
- UsablePuddle, on 06/16/2008, -0/+10I see what you did there with the /dick at the end
- silvershadow21, on 06/16/2008, -3/+12Erm, no, that was the Greeks, it was the Trojans they were fighting. *sigh* I need to get out more.
- wkpower, on 06/16/2008, -1/+10***** THING SUCKS!
- dmacmattack, on 06/16/2008, -2/+11Notice this comment was posted before it was front paged.
- inactive, on 06/16/2008, -3/+11If you didn't knew what the Durex brand was about you are not American, being a stereotypical digger has nothing to do with it. You could know the brand and haven't found use to it, THAT'S the stereotypical digger.
- inactive, on 06/16/2008, -6/+14So how many of those were frontpaged, eh?
- 6453893, on 06/16/2008, -0/+8In Brisbane, Durex is a brand of stationary. Needless to say I was somewhat puzzled until I googled it.
- fireproofsoul25, on 06/16/2008, -0/+8Would have made more sense if you posted this one instead. It actually has to do with the product specifically advertised for and it isn't as horrifying as yours. Although in my opinion all condom commercials are terrible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bizJWtJ0xXo&NR=1 -
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