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- Crazysticks, on 06/03/2009, -1/+62Ballsy career move.
- nahsrocketeer75, on 06/03/2009, -4/+55Not a great career move.
- Cepster, on 06/03/2009, -0/+39I'm Ron Burgundy?
- pook187, on 06/03/2009, -0/+31Career move.
- Narcism, on 06/03/2009, -5/+35FTA: "He"
Next.... - Tarkaan, on 06/03/2009, -0/+29Publix Intox is a charge. You can be drunk in public everywhere I've been in the US, unless you annoy the cops. Here's how:
Annoy people. They call the cops. They tell you to move along. You don't. Public intox, you get in the paddy wagon.
Walk... stumble.. past a cop drunk as hell. Even in Chicago, the cops will happily call you a taxi. Can't say your address? Public intox, you get the paddy wagon.
Get in a bar fight? Cops don't know who started it? Nobody will say? Public intox. Paddy wagon.
@ModernDayDarwin: It's Drunk and Disorderly. That's if you get drunk and throw beer cans at buildings. .. Or the cops.
Moral of the story? Get drunk, but don't piss off the cops. - threenuns, on 06/03/2009, -2/+22public intoxication? it is illegal being drunk in public in the US? Seriously?
How am I supposed to go home then when I'm drunk? drive? - inactive, on 06/03/2009, -0/+18Are you asking a question?
- poonjob, on 06/03/2009, -2/+19At least he didn't ***** her?
- fearthefin, on 06/03/2009, -0/+16When reached for comment, the teacher claimed he was attempting to demonstrate why Spanish is considered a romance language.
- JohnDo, on 06/03/2009, -0/+16No un gran movimiento de la carrera.
- cfuse, on 06/03/2009, -1/+16Yeah, que the inevitable "kill the pedo!" because it isn't some chick.
- poonjob, on 06/03/2009, -0/+14sorta
- inactive, on 06/03/2009, -0/+14no?
- asgardshill, on 06/03/2009, -0/+13"Cesar Flores, 34, was arrested about 8 a.m. Monday at the school at 19601 Texas 6, near Texas 288, after his students alerted campus police that he appeared intoxicated and had kissed a young woman in class, said Shirley Brothers, spokeswoman for the Alvin Independent School District."
8 AM? Well, I guess the sun was over the yardarm somewhere. - foucaultsvac, on 06/03/2009, -1/+13I wonder the nature of the coverage if the genders were switched.
- mickstephenson, on 06/03/2009, -1/+11*Rohypnol
- ModernDayDarwin, on 06/03/2009, -1/+10most of the time its associated with disorderly conduct as well. Some states don't have a Public Intoxication law but have a Drunken Disorderly law. I think it should be A-OK until someone gets all rowdy and stuff.
- diggblaine, on 06/03/2009, -0/+8Dos Cerveza Por Favor!
- theenginedriver, on 06/03/2009, -0/+8¿Qué?
- Freakzilla, on 06/03/2009, -0/+8"The good thing is the kiddos noticed something was wrong and reported it," Brothers said.
kiddos? - MegaSilver, on 06/03/2009, -0/+7I totally read the title wrong. I thought it was about a teacher that taught to drunk and kissing students. Has anyone been to a public high school recently?
- FeloniusMonkey, on 06/03/2009, -1/+7MALE teacher.
- Niubai, on 06/03/2009, -1/+7It would depend on the looks of the female teacher.
Fat, ugly teacher: ewwwww
Hot teacher: niceeeeeee - Suzilla, on 06/03/2009, -0/+6Assault can be defined as "unwanted touch" or "unwanted physical contact".
- Suzilla, on 06/03/2009, -0/+6You read it correctly; the subject line is grammatically ambiguous.
- feelmypimphand, on 06/03/2009, -6/+11I kissed a girl and I liiiiiked it.
- cheeze_ballz, on 06/03/2009, -0/+5i wouldn't have wanted to make out with my spanish teacher in high school. she was old. and not spanish at all.
- SmpleJohn, on 06/03/2009, -0/+5Showing the students how to make a proper margarita?
- bitterbug, on 06/03/2009, -0/+5And that makes them teenagers.
Pedophiles go for kids under 12. Ephebophiles are attracted to teens.
And due to biological factors most people are attracted to teens*. They just don't typically act on it these days due to social norms, but it was not always the case.
*Attracted to in the sense that you will find yourself checking out a figure before realizing the approximate age. - InsaneMachine, on 06/03/2009, -0/+5And I now see you are a maestro at digg, can assume how that career move went.
- josephbloseph, on 06/03/2009, -0/+4But will it pay off?
No, no it won't. - mrfunktastic, on 06/03/2009, -0/+4Youngsters.
- slochewie, on 06/03/2009, -3/+7pics or it didn't happen
- evilregis, on 06/03/2009, -1/+5Dios mío! El solo quería un beso! No hay problema!
- PsychoticX, on 06/03/2009, -1/+5A kiss is considered assault?!
- EllimistX, on 06/03/2009, -0/+3@bitterbug: I know you were attempting to generalize it, but just to be technical pedophiles are attracted to pre-pubescent kids, and ephebophiles to post-pubescent kids, which in this day and age may be before 12, but not usually. Other than that, good show.
- Frostek, on 06/03/2009, -0/+3Whippersnappers.
- xuanyan, on 06/03/2009, -1/+4It was a high school, not an elementary school.
- dahatecatalyst, on 06/03/2009, -0/+3young droogs
- liquidmice, on 06/03/2009, -0/+3What else would one expect from a teacher at Man-vel High?
- martinizer, on 06/03/2009, -1/+4This is Texas—as long as he didn't try to teach Evolution, he'll be fine.
- BillE3, on 06/03/2009, -0/+3And I thought he was teaching how to get drunk and kiss.
- Foenetik, on 06/03/2009, -0/+2you guys in alabama ever find that leprechaun?
- doctressjulia, on 06/03/2009, -0/+2NO. eh?
- NBCLocal, on 06/24/2009, -0/+2"The good thing is the kiddos noticed something was wrong and reported it," Brothers said. "We're proud of the youngsters for reporting something was wrong."
Most patronizing quote in reference to 10th and 11th graders... kiddos? youngsters? - enrq, on 06/10/2009, -0/+2yeah, why ever investigate when you have a whole bunch of witnesses right? not like people ***** lie all the the time
however, it is Texas and their laws probably do say something like that - drex8, on 06/03/2009, -1/+3Yeah male teacher. Lame news.
I see a Family Guy episode in the works about all the female teachers in Florida groping underage male students though. - silvernymph, on 06/07/2009, -0/+2you're both wrong. it's niiiiiiiiiice
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