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- randomguru, on 10/12/2007, -8/+49whoa!
talk about the sh*t hitting the fan..... - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+41@randomguru
Talk about ***** hitting the man - haggie, on 10/12/2007, -4/+39Poop! There it is!
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+40that's some dangerous..*****?
that ***** is illegal
that kid gave the cop alot of *****
did i miss any? - CraigB12, on 10/12/2007, -1/+25I think it is already blended.
- Rodalli, on 10/12/2007, -1/+24Somehow, I don't think it has as much to do with the fact that the kid had a colostomy bag as it does with the fact that he used it as a ***** MAGIC MISSLE AGAINST AN OFFICER.
- DIGGER[NJLP], on 10/12/2007, -0/+22This is a waste of a Digg.. No info as to why the teen was so upset. Why would a kid with a colostomy bag be in school?
Sounds to me like the cop started giving him a hard time when he probably told him he was out on medical leave. The cop grabs his arm to take him in and he wips out the bag..
Code brown, CODE BROWN!!!! - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+25You forgot the ???? step. Your attempt at humor stinks worse than a thrown colostomy bag.
- usmevans7, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21Was he quoted as saying "Eat ***** Copper!"
- shankrabbit, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19"He called the *****, poop!"
- moofer, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19Indisputable proof that we do descend from monkeys!
- Funksalad, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17Well it's no wonder the kid was truant from school. Would you want to be walking around with a ***** colostamy bag attached to you?! I sure as hell wouldn't.
edit: then again, I wouldn't go to the mall either. - rmany2k, on 10/12/2007, -2/+16Aww *****...
- darzeecompany, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14This kid should be applauded, so many kids these days simply don't give a *****.
- Just1nD, on 10/12/2007, -6/+17you guys don't find this foolish? calling the cop on a kid for cuttin class? not sayin the kid was justified, but you can't help but laugh a pig in filth.
- empeethree, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12imagine the locker room conversation back at the precinct.
how was your day bob?
ok got to right a few parking tickets, how about yours
I got hit with a bag of *****. - ABadInAlbany, on 10/12/2007, -9/+18that kid's a real ... sack of *****.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9Why? The cop shouldn't have stopped a kid.. a "truant"?
Give me a break. As if anyone follows that ***** anymore. That'd be like getting harassed for jaywalking. - dairyland, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9Talk about a crappy day at work!!
- shankrabbit, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8Only in Wisconsin do you find that "brown nosing" is supposed to be taken literally.
I'm so proud to be a Wisconsinite. - playerslight, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8Did he at least light it first?
- Sell, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6"We're going to eat your ***** then ***** out that ***** and make you eat the ***** which we just ***** out that is comprised of our ***** and your *****"
- vuke69, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5If I were the officer, I would have countered that Magic Missile with Bigby's Resounding Bitch Slap.
...20 punk...Smack my bitch up... - dshPls, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6SPLAT.
- compgeek, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4talk about the ***** day of your life lmfao
- Pureeviljester, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4so the kid had a colosomy bag and the officer wanted to know why he wasn't in school.... maybe the officer should have taken a whack at why he didn't go to school, he has his crap in a sack, why the hell do you think he's not in school?
Some cops provoke the ***** out of you so I understand why the kid threw it at him. I would let this kid go and check the officer's IQ. - sephiroth965, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4The joke is there but you missed it:
Do you think he'll get in trouble for getting ***** during work? - eLbot, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4There are far more incidents of a Colostomy bag from colon removal rather than colon bypass, normally meaning a Colostomy bags are usually permanent unless an internal pouch is made. It really isn’t a big problem; it’s just a lifestyle adjustment that normally ties the person to the toilet roughly 6 times a day.
- WaterDragon, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5The officer responded by beating the ***** out of him.
- clyde2801, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Cop may have scared the ***** out of him!
- reevolutn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3if you have poo, fling it now
- fornulf, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3At least you can't say that the kid didn't give a *****!
- Asianwaste, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3"He's gonna *****, when he finds out it's *****!"
- OwdenBowden, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Well I guess we are the ***** then.
- alf86, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Congratulations folks. This thread may well be the highest concentration of the word "*****" on the internet.
- FunkyMo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Isn't the person being pulled over usually the one who's *****-faced?
- hobbers, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Wow, those were horrible.
- ray901, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4"I haven't been a teen for more than a decade"
No-one is a teen for more than a decade..... - Rodalli, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3lol. Thank you for that.
- procopius, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3You think that officer went and got sh*t faced after work?
- CorporateFelon, on 10/12/2007, -3/+6@voidofmind
Obviously you cant understand a joke. It was a lame joke, but it was a joke all the same about the ambiguity of the grammar of the title. - UltimaNut, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3I was told there would be a stop in Brazil for drinks. Dammit, lied to again....
- 4degrees, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"are you having trouble putting your words in a colostomy bag?"
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2hell, they could use it in Duke Nukem Forever, would kinda suit the overall situation regarding teh game
- UltimaNut, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Pigs like slop
- yfph, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2At least the cop's clothes matches his brown Zune now! Oh happy days!
- lostradamus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2lmao, digg has got a lot of potential stand up comics.
- VAPerson, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3How come kids have no rights in this country? How would you like it is a cop came up to you and asked for ID and you name without probable cause? I'd tell them no and to leave me the heck alone. If the kid was on private property the most a cop can do is ask him to leave (after the property owner asks the kid to leave) and if he refuses charge him with trespassing. But if the kid leaves he can't be harassed anymore. I am always bothered by malls with "rules" such as teenagers can't be in groups of 6 or more. WTH? So much for freedom to assemble. It is age discrimination. BTW, I haven't been a teen for more than a decade.
- ExSlashdotter, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Dugg because story titles never cease to amaze me...
- moofer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2What I would like to know is... did the cop just stand there and watch the kid dig under his clothing to remove the bag? Every cop I've ever heard of will draw down on you if you go diving into pockets, or under your clothing while being detained. So, this cop just stood there, while the kid reached under his shirt, and removed his appliance, then rared back, and threw it at the cop? Something stinks here, and it isn't the bag.
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