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- Klaky, on 07/02/2009, -8/+752Vids or it didn't happen.
- sh1tman, on 07/02/2009, -0/+729So, which parent will it be that uploads it for all to enjoy?
- Frankyfan3, on 07/02/2009, -10/+702If those parents can't "find the words to explain what they saw" to their 5th grade children, they should never have been allowed to have children.
I mean, this is ***** up, and the teacher messed up in a ridiculous way that brings us face to face with the humanity of sexuality which makes some people uncomfortable... but if you can't explain sex to your kid that is on you! - shadebane, on 07/02/2009, -2/+529Luckiest boys in 5th grade EVER!
- neelshiv, on 07/02/2009, -8/+427Some of these parents are idiots. They can't explain it to their kids, but they insist that somebody from the school should? Just lie to them and say some ***** or another. If these kids are actually in fifth grade, the definitely already know what was happening in the video. I'm fairly confident that I was beating the life out of my dick by that age, thanks to the internet.
- velocity92c, on 07/02/2009, -0/+337*****, I'm hoping one of the 5th graders is savvy enough to upload it.
- darknecross, on 07/02/2009, -2/+334I like the dad at the end.
"Offer them some sort of counselling" because he can't possibly talk to his kids about anything. That's why schools have sex ed! - DaDrake, on 07/02/2009, -6/+285As a republican, I am outraged that children could be exposed to something so unnatural. That is why, for the benefit of our children, I demand congress to pass legislation mandating that all female teachers submit their sex tapes for public review. In this way, the American people can understand the risks associated with each teacher.
And as a patriot... eagle scout... and community leader, I will volunteer to review all these videotapes.... for the children.
But it's also important that we become fiscally conservative during these harsh times. For this reason, I think it is fair that we only review the sex tapes of hot young female teachers with large breast; my own research shows that this can be the most traumatic for young children... and needs immediate review. - stoanhart, on 07/02/2009, -4/+254I don't understand this whole "What should I tell my kids" thing. It just makes no sense to me! Here's what you should say:
"When two adults are in a relationship, they usually like to have sex. Sex is when a man puts his penis in a woman's vagina. This is how babies are made, but people also do it for fun because it feels good. Some people like to video tape themselves. What happened here is that your teacher accidentally mixed a sex video of herself in with your class videos. It was a mistake, and I'm sure it's very embarrassing for her, but it's nothing to be concerned about."
The end! How ***** hard is that?! - Nairebis, on 07/02/2009, -1/+240That pathetic excuse for a dad who can't explain sex to his kids disturbs me more than the teacher's stupidity.
- michaelangelo09, on 07/02/2009, -0/+210Uncensored vids or it didn't happen
- EmperorChow, on 07/02/2009, -0/+203that reporter is a douchebag
- inactive, on 07/02/2009, -0/+174Why is that one parent not allowing himself to be on camera? He didn't make the tape.
Also, that school teacher looks like she's REALLY enjoying it. Niiiice. - Kyrgizion, on 07/02/2009, -0/+166Did it survive?
- neelshiv, on 07/02/2009, -1/+162What didn't kill it only made it stronger.
- mogebier, on 07/02/2009, -7/+163I guess that idiots really can use imovie to make DVD's
- XanderFrost, on 07/02/2009, -2/+140I would like a copy of said video to verify if that is the teacher in question
>.>
<.< - spepin, on 07/02/2009, -0/+138Must..... find..... leaked copy!
- damack, on 07/02/2009, -0/+131lol can you imagine the father walking in on his son
"I will have to take this to my room now and watch it repeatedly so I can explain things to you properly" - joecomputerguy, on 07/02/2009, -6/+131Here's her facebook
http://www.facebook.com/people/Crystal-Defanti/131 ... - TheHerk, on 07/02/2009, -2/+113Good thing the article comes complete with a vid.
Now, how about HQ non-censored vids or I'm jealous of some 5th graders. - inactive, on 07/02/2009, -2/+106Nice.
- JDLamb88, on 07/03/2009, -0/+102This is one time the educational system MUST pull through.
- bigteebo, on 07/02/2009, -0/+100If it was a male teacher that did this, he would be labeled a sex offender and sent to prison for life.
- sluggoo, on 07/02/2009, -1/+100After repeatedly viewing the dvd, late at night and alone in the basement, one father could not yet find the words to explain what he saw. But some of those words will definitely be "ass" and "mouth." And possibly "zucchini." We'll check back tomorrow.
- daboz912, on 07/03/2009, -4/+100not cool. Leave her alone.
Don't get me wrong I clicked through, but not cool. - freakish_beast, on 07/02/2009, -1/+95looks pretty hawt, some awesome parent must leak this.
- Moralogic, on 07/02/2009, -1/+95And now this video is becoming part of my collection, because your mom doesn't give me enough head.
- blackcloud333, on 07/02/2009, -1/+93Wonder how many friends requests she is going to get now.
- inactive, on 07/03/2009, -0/+91Enhance
- BalzacOG, on 07/02/2009, -2/+93That one whining dad is just showing his "bitchassedness".
- inactive, on 07/02/2009, -1/+89That dad ridiculous.
His kids will need counseling about how they are raised, not about the dvd. - inactive, on 07/02/2009, -0/+86"Entire sex scene will be included instead of teaser."
- rhinofinger, on 07/02/2009, -0/+83Somebody's gotta find this video.
- deetank, on 07/02/2009, -0/+80Not odd so much as just a douche.
"We came by [the teacher's house] twice today but never got an answer..."
Oh, you don't say? No ***** you didn't get an answer. - NoobpwnYa, on 07/02/2009, -0/+74no, an older brother would do it.
- basickly, on 07/02/2009, -0/+74Anyone else think it's really ***** up that this news channel used her real name, tried to drop in on her at her house for a candid interview, and showed her sex tape on the public news without even blurring the face?
After talking about how embarrassing this whole ordeal must be for her...
Jesus. - Calumk, on 07/02/2009, -3/+76I went to a christian primary school,
we were told that girls had periods and sex was wrong....
im now a porn addict.
glad that worked then...! - Schmidtopolis, on 07/02/2009, -0/+72Oh my God, he masturbates... just like REAL PEOPLE.
- skored, on 07/02/2009, -0/+69is it just me or was that reporter really odd?
- Calumk, on 07/02/2009, -1/+68realising TPB is dying slowly....
Going to demonoid...
downloading X-men,
grabbing beverage,
eating wotsits! - azurite, on 07/02/2009, -3/+68"Dude, isnt that your girlfriend on the news?"
"OMG WTF!! How did that vid get out?!"
"Dude. Reverse Wheelbarrow?"
"Yeah."
(looks around)
*fist bumps* - ltshinysides, on 07/02/2009, -4/+69just got out vhs tapes of my 5th grade class memories. hoping something good comes up... oh crap i dont have a vcr anymore. shiiiiiiiiiiiity
- woofers07, on 07/02/2009, -0/+63Okay internets, do thy bidding.
- MicrosoftAccess, on 07/02/2009, -2/+65Ill be watching the video like this...
ಠ_ಠ - inactive, on 07/02/2009, -0/+62Was she hot? Nice. Nice...
- TheHerk, on 07/02/2009, -1/+60I agree. During the video I was thinking, get out the ***** dictionary. It has all the words you need to use. They don't need any counseling. Just tell them what it was and answer any follow up questions. What is the worst that will happen: they'll grow up and learn just like the rest of us over the past couple hundred thousand years?
- Soakedd, on 07/03/2009, -1/+59SexEd[2009]DvDrip-aXXo
- mrASSMAN, on 07/03/2009, -0/+55Pretty sure you don't get it if you're turning your head sideways..
- thehuntofdear, on 07/03/2009, -2/+56LEAVE [Crystal Defanti] ALOOOONE *sob*
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