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  • rpi22, on 06/21/2008, -8/+157I wish i could claim to have invented compressed air!
    • deSouza3, on 06/22/2008, -0/+9You could
      • tkotam, on 06/23/2008, -1/+1The root of the problem is still the ass of the dog.
        INTRODUCING "ASS FREEZE", the revolutionary method to freeze your dog's ass so that it will stop pooping..
      • tkotam, on 06/23/2008, -1/+1The root of the problem is the ass of the dog.
        INTRODUCING ASS FREEZE, the revolutionary method to freeze your dog's ass so that it stops pooping. Just spray it at its ass before you take it for a walk and no more cleaning up.

        No more POOP FREEZE too. ASS FREEZE, your dog's best friend...
    • asus2000, on 06/30/2008, -1/+72POOP FREEZE - Worst flavor of ice cream - EVER!
    • MadOgre, on 06/22/2008, -8/+2Al Gore did.
    • stevenbrown, on 06/22/2008, -1/+4Why need poop freeze if you never pick it up in the neighborhood.
    • FaTPonY, on 06/22/2008, -1/+4I pretty sure that this product was the theme for a Jack Black movie a while ago. I might be wrong.
    • thewump, on 06/22/2008, -9/+2It's not compressed air dumbass.
      • 1timeuser, on 06/22/2008, -0/+16You obviously own several cans. So what exactly is it?
        • Gman1223, on 06/22/2008, -0/+8Compressed gas. It gets sprayed out of the bottle and sucks thermal energy (AKA heat) out of what ever it touches. If you stuck a straw on the tip of a can of butane, you would have the same effect, only cheaper. I would guess the propellant (AKA refrigerant) is propane.

          Wanna try something cool? Get a can of butane, and spray it on your fingers, you'll have frost bite in less than a second.
        • Cloud7654, on 06/22/2008, -0/+4That IS pretty cool. And by cool I mean it's actually just really cold and a terrible idea.
        • garageboy101, on 06/22/2008, -0/+1Air is a gas...
    • Asianwaste, on 06/22/2008, -1/+2This... can't be real.
    • S1ngular1ty1, on 06/22/2008, -0/+4These cans of freezing spray are used to troubleshoot electronics that have to survive temperatures in excess of -50 deg C. We use them where I work.
    • FuckThaMeme, on 06/22/2008, -2/+1Anyone else think the guy from San Francisco in the video was gay?
    • daytona81, on 06/22/2008, -0/+0im not sure whether this is real or just someone who wasted an unnecessary part of there life..........well i guess that goes either way.
  • EIderofzion, on 06/21/2008, -3/+267This would be perfect to put under someone's car seat knowing halfway through the ride home it will thaw.
    • coheedcollapse, on 06/21/2008, -2/+252I actually remember a disgusting prank on some site back in the early days of AOL in which some guy said it's awesome to roll poop up in aluminum foil and put it in the freezer. After it's frozen, he cut it into circular "coins" and slipped it into people's pockets at parties. By the time they thawed, he'd be way out of there and everyone would smell like poop.

      Weird people.
      • arcooke, on 06/21/2008, -2/+127That's an awesome idea.. but I don't think I'd want ***** in my freezer.
        • midriscoll09, on 06/22/2008, -0/+145Now, you don't need too. You can just use poop freeze!
      • mohabias, on 06/22/2008, -0/+66you, sir, have now shared that wonderful idea with all the people on digg who open replies! THANKS
      • ohnoitstaylor, on 06/22/2008, -0/+38Finally, a cheaper and (arguably) more disgusting idea than sticking spare coins down my butt crack and dropping them in public places.
        • coheedcollapse, on 06/22/2008, -0/+31"You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with."
        • theuncommonman, on 06/22/2008, -0/+3is that quote from that show "the state" that used to come on mtv? or was that a sketch on madtv? can't remember
        • coheedcollapse, on 06/22/2008, -0/+11Neither - it's from "Upright Citizen's Brigade", a really excellent sketch comedy show from a few years back.

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feZeOnEzs98
      • hazard99, on 06/22/2008, -16/+5Someone ***** on the coats!
      • UhhWTF, on 06/22/2008, -2/+8unfortunately somebody told me a prank thats just as nasty.... pick the poop up with a baggy and take it and put it under somebodys car door handle and whipe it up so they dont see it... hide... and watch the victims reaction as they stick there fingers in poop
        • numb, on 06/22/2008, -3/+1Or use DMSO mixed with LSD

          *edit* on cop cars
        • shiftless, on 06/22/2008, -0/+1Your friends play with poop.
        • MyExSucks, on 06/23/2008, -0/+1or just pick it up and put it in someone's microwave and start that puppy for about 10 minutes. pure gold
      • P8ntBal1551, on 06/22/2008, -0/+28theres this one prank i know
        you get dog poop and put it in a paper bag, and you set it on fire in front of someones and ring the door bell and run like hell
      • xenosteel, on 06/22/2008, -0/+11I'm gonna be paranoid at parties for the rest of my life thanks to you, you bastard.
      • Larsonal777, on 06/22/2008, -0/+8thats it i'm sewing my pockets shut
      • MyExSucks, on 06/22/2008, -1/+4i did something like this at school. i peed in a powerade bottle and then poured a small amount of it into a bunch of little dixie cups and then froze those. then you take the little piss disc out and slip a bunch of them under people's doors
        • nerdherder, on 06/22/2008, -0/+4I prefer just peeing on the floor. Takes out 4 steps but gives the same effect.
        • rawheadrex, on 06/22/2008, -1/+7No, the best was to do it is to put piss in a baking tray and freeze it so you get a big solid flat sheet of piss.

          Take it to the office of the prof. you hate, and slide the sucker as hard as you can under the door.

          Next day when the prof. comes to campus, he finds a mysterious puddle of piss in the middle of his office.
        • MyExSucks, on 06/22/2008, -0/+3haha thats a good idea, but living in a dorm room only gives you so many options. first of all, baking tray are a little bit hard to come by and second of all, you can't really fit one into the little freezer section of a minifridge
      • jasonh1234, on 06/22/2008, -0/+3wtf? Weird people is right. Sound like the kinda guy who'd give out water guns to children loaded with urine.
        Was he the host or did he transport it to the party with the beer in the cooler?
        • coheedcollapse, on 06/23/2008, -0/+1Absolutely no idea. It was ages ago, so I don't remember much other than the original premise of the prank.
    • vinceislegend, on 06/22/2008, -2/+5You bastard.
    • themastersb, on 06/22/2008, -0/+7Is this even real? The commercial looks so cheesy it seems fake.
    • PataGoRica, on 06/22/2008, -6/+8in boarding school we used to freeze shaving cream, cut the can and put the frozen shaving cream in someones shoe. By the next morning the entire shoe was engulfed in shaving cream. ahhh high school.
      • G4M3R, on 06/22/2008, -0/+38Why not just spray the shaving cream in the shoe?
        • bjornski, on 06/22/2008, -0/+8Well, that would just be silly now, wouldn't it?
        • danthepiercer, on 06/22/2008, -0/+2because the idea is to re-tell a story that 14 other people have re-told as their own, but you dont mention that you are full of ***** or people wont think that you are as cool as they thought you were while under the impression that you were clever enough to freeze a can of shaving cream and stuff it in a shoe...thats why.
      • nerdherder, on 06/22/2008, -0/+6Your supposed to do it with 20 cans and put them all in somebody's locker so the locker fills up entirely.
    • Jareth86, on 06/22/2008, -1/+4Wow, I can't wait until school bullies get a hold of this stuff. Thank god I'm not in school anymore...
  • davidhallstrom, on 06/21/2008, -22/+1Dugg because you asked but come on now.
  • myocnews, on 06/21/2008, -16/+2LOL wtf!
  • michaelwong38, on 06/21/2008, -1/+51i am speechless
  • ElAssoWipo, on 06/21/2008, -1/+133I don't know what to think about this.

    It seems to work. It has an actual use. But it's still stupid.
  • billizm, on 06/21/2008, -1/+74Just turn the regular compressed air cans upside down and y ou have the same thing.
    • Cerebron, on 06/22/2008, -2/+5The stuff they sell to remove gum from carpet is compressed butane and propane, gases with better freezing properties than mere air, so it's not exactly the same thing. I have no idea what is in this product, but the ingredients are probably engineered more than air.
      • sexybobo, on 06/22/2008, -0/+7The compressed air he is talking about is the aire dusters people use to clean computers with it contains Tetrafluoroethane. The air duster cans when turned upside down compress the gas to a liquid at less then -15* F
    • oduska, on 06/22/2008, -0/+2When I worked at OfficeMax, they sold those cans... my co-workers would come up behind me and spray it upside down on the back of my leg... yeah, not so fun.
      • bitterbug, on 06/22/2008, -1/+2Damn. You missed out on a jackpot.
  • VdgX, on 06/21/2008, -3/+157Wasn't there a god-awful Ben Stiller movie about this?
    • P8ntBal1551, on 06/22/2008, -0/+18called envy
    • mecharabbit, on 06/22/2008, -0/+45but that was "Vapoorize", it vaporized the ***** instead of freezing it
      • P8ntBal1551, on 06/22/2008, -5/+3by freezing it with liquid nitrogen
        i remember eveything in every movie ive seen
        • RoccoMcTaco, on 06/22/2008, -0/+7This is kind of weird; I had the random memory of some disappearing poop spray a couple days ago and I couldn't remember what it was from. Now this shows up. Thanks for reminding me where that was from.
      • kickass911, on 06/22/2008, -1/+2not by freezing it you ***** it just disappeared they accidentally came up with the formula to make it disappear it was not only liquid nitrogen.

        Guess you dont remember everything about movies
    • RaulMuadDib, on 06/22/2008, -5/+1So ben stiller invented it?
    • btschul, on 06/22/2008, -7/+2The heartbreak kid?
    • 3rdDay, on 06/22/2008, -0/+5There will be now.
    • TomJohn, on 06/22/2008, -1/+1All his movies are god-awful.
    • vickers500, on 06/22/2008, -0/+5*chants*
      WHERE DOES THE ***** GO, WE WANNA KNOW!
      • crestfall, on 06/22/2008, -0/+2hells yeah, it wasn't a bad film. Jables was in it.. so.. you know
    • chrismusaf, on 06/22/2008, -0/+2From the makers of pocket flan.
    • LilBoyLuver, on 06/22/2008, -0/+1But where did the ***** go?
  • kprooney, on 06/21/2008, -0/+49believe it or not this amazing technology has been around for years. Janitors use freeze spray cans to break up gum stuck in carpets
  • MattFid, on 06/21/2008, -3/+134whiskey tango foxtrot
  • davidjunit, on 06/21/2008, -0/+48Did they use actual poop in the 'poop on carpet' scene?
    • LemonDeception, on 06/22/2008, -1/+1I hope not. Wipe your feet before coming inside!
    • heathuff23, on 06/22/2008, -0/+8He called the ***** POOP!

      -Billy Madison
    • Pobotrol, on 06/22/2008, -1/+4It was mine, I'm a professional poop model.
  • VyPR, on 06/21/2008, -0/+166I'm buying it. I can't wait to be the first on my block to sport a tote bag that says "Poop Freeze" on it.
    • Sil369, on 06/21/2008, -1/+30You can collect other dog's poop too!

      - annoying infomercial voice-over
    • debuggercll, on 06/22/2008, -0/+12I'm getting this for myself.
      • cliffhanger407, on 06/22/2008, -0/+25Been having the issue of leaving droppings around the house lately, eh?
    • reelmkonol, on 06/22/2008, -0/+16I've always needed a neat and convenient way to store my poop for the trip home.
    • theman8631, on 06/22/2008, -1/+6Holy ***** your right.... it actually says poop freeze on the bag. Awsome. Im sure customers are loving the chance to show the world POOP FREEZE.
    • allenu, on 06/22/2008, -0/+5People will probably think it's the name of some cool new indie band.
    • Rage67, on 06/22/2008, -0/+1i'd use the bag to carry my binder... haha
  • BitterrootBob, on 06/21/2008, -37/+4My wife needs to add it to her products on her blog http://freckledpaws.com
  • tippmann1, on 06/21/2008, -0/+38does it work if the dog has a few little chunks stuck to it's fur?
  • blarch, on 06/22/2008, -0/+761. walmart
    2. buy can of duster, electronics section
    3. spray upside-down on poop
    4. put frozen poop in walmart bag

    you just saved 7$ plus shipping (minus gas if you drove to walmart)
    • flavioribeiro, on 06/22/2008, -5/+5You'll only coat the poop with ice if you do this.

      And no, I haven't actually tried.
      • BoneheadFarker, on 06/22/2008, -0/+28Well how can we believe you if you haven't tried? Go out with a can of compressed air, find some poop, and let us know your results.
        • flavioribeiro, on 06/22/2008, -4/+10Good point :)

          I just sprayed a dust-off can upside down on my hand for a second, and it really is damn cold.

          We should have the Mythbusters test this.
        • Dustmuffins, on 06/22/2008, -0/+3or make some poop...
      • Slackdragon, on 06/22/2008, -0/+4The only thing different about this guys "invention" is his can design. Instead of spraying the gases at the top of the can, he's spraying the fluids from the bottom. Which you can do with a can of compressed air, for a LOT less, as Blarch pointed out, by inverting the can.
    • dualboy24, on 06/22/2008, -1/+10Well that would not do much, empty the entire can and you will probably just end up with a somewhat cool to the touch dog crap. Instead try:

      1. Local electronics parts shop (not as fancy as Walmart)
      2. buy a can of MicroFreeze or other freeze sprays. They come in about 10oz for about $8.
      3. Just spray on whatever (Try your hand)
      4. Hit thing and watch it shatter like T2.
      • starf, on 06/22/2008, -0/+2No thanks. (I'd rather not have my hand shatter like T2.)
      • sexybobo, on 06/22/2008, -0/+4MicroFreeze
        Formula: CH2FCF3
        Tetrafluoroethane (ie Air Dusters)
        Formula: CH2FCF3
        • candykidd, on 06/22/2008, -0/+2So fancy way of saying it's the same thing, right? (:
        • copypastry, on 06/22/2008, -2/+1yay a CFC.
        • byleth, on 06/22/2008, -0/+7CFC = Chloro Fluoro Carbon. It has chlorine, fluorine, and carbon. CH2FCF3 has no chlorine therefore it is not a CFC.
        • dualboy24, on 06/22/2008, -0/+3I dugg you up, and wish I could edit my original statement. You are right and I should have done further research.

          Did find an interesting quote in regards to a common compressed air type:
          "can be used upside down for use as a Component Freeze. Chill components to -58F/-50C and troubleshoot heat saturated open circuits"
    • btschul, on 06/22/2008, -0/+385. Put frozen poop in walmart.
    • LemonDeception, on 06/22/2008, -0/+8But how will I carry the Poop Freeze if my Wal-Mart bag is full of poopsicles? We need a more convenient way to store the poop on the trip home. You need the Poop Freeze tote.
    • vickers500, on 06/22/2008, -2/+46.Predictable meme
      7.????
      8.PROFIT!!!
  • McKoKslarge, on 06/22/2008, -13/+8does this affect the enviroment? Thats the important question
    • far2fargo, on 06/22/2008, -0/+7No, gas dusters are harmless to the air and contains liquefied difluoroethane, tetrafluoroethane, or trifluoroethane. Most propellants are currently HFC or hydroflourocarbons which are used rather than the ozone layer eating CFC or chlorofluorocarbons.
      • kevinwiz, on 06/22/2008, -0/+6Just curious, did you know that? Or did you have to look it up?
    • morpheus9602, on 06/22/2008, -0/+4Yes it does. There is no poop for the plants to use for fertilizer. No fertilizer.....no plant.
  • vinceislegend, on 06/22/2008, -17/+1571. Dog poops
    2. Man freezes poop.
    3. ????????
    4. PROFIT
    • markrubi2, on 06/22/2008, -3/+8You forgot to mention pissed off neighbor for turning the lawn brown in the spot the dog *****. -40F = dead grass.
      • freshgrease, on 06/22/2008, -0/+27Small price to pay for frozen poop.
    • nyx210, on 06/22/2008, -0/+4Sell it on eBay.
    • PolicePeople, on 06/22/2008, -0/+3why do i continue to laugh at this stupid, played-out meme? the internet is magical.
    • jasonh1234, on 06/22/2008, -1/+13. = Man runs out of poop spray after 2 shots, and buys more.
  • dOOBiEx213, on 06/22/2008, -7/+2They ripped this off from the bad movie "Envy" with Jack Black, and Ben Stiller. The product was called "Va-poo-rize"... obviously, they didn't get the joke.
    http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjE3NzYwMjE2 ...
    • sysadminBJ, on 06/22/2008, -0/+1Ahha Damn... Thanks for reminding me about that movie... I still want my hour and a half back. I wonder how much I will have to drink to forget about it this time........
  • MrRuslan, on 06/22/2008, -8/+3Wow....just wow......
  • claughery, on 06/22/2008, -3/+34This is actually real. amazon.com is selling it!


    http://www.amazon.com/Poop-Freeze-Aerosol-Spray/dp ...
    • mecharabbit, on 06/22/2008, -0/+28"Cools surfaces down to 62° F"? Exactly what temperature does poop freeze at?
    • Karmavs, on 06/22/2008, -0/+13Kitchen & Dining?
    • nofrickenway, on 06/22/2008, -0/+17Did you notice "tags that customers associate this product with" includes Kevin Federline?
      • jessenoob, on 06/22/2008, -0/+1Someone also put richard dawkins......
    • redsoxmb545, on 06/22/2008, -0/+18From The Customer Reviews: "Here's the trick. If you zap it on the ground, it sticks to the grass. Not good, especially the gummy stuff.

      What you need to do is position your can so that as "scruffy" is doin his deal you get it before it hits the grass! Don't shoot too early though.."
      • Karmavs, on 06/22/2008, -0/+17Please let this be the first and the LAST time I hear about a guy "shooting too early" with his dog.
    • TheHeat, on 06/22/2008, -0/+5 I thought it was a really well done parody mocking all of the horrible inventions. Why did I think it was fake?

      1) No 1800 number
      2) No oxy-clean man.

      I had no clue it was for real. With a little more swearing, and will ferrell it could've went Funnyordie
    • mjantz, on 06/22/2008, -0/+6From the Amazon reviews:

      I reminisce about old days when a uncle and his born-again Christian nephew had to make poop sculptures out of WARM poop. Not anymore, Scooter. Now I can finally make that lifesize poop sculpture of Debbie Gibson in my basement.
    • grantmoore3d, on 06/22/2008, -1/+4"2 used & new available from $11.99" ... uhhh, used!?
    • xxgigavirusxx, on 06/22/2008, -0/+2"It makes picking up poop easy and fun. Did I say fun - YUP. My kids love picking up after the dog outside in the yard with Poop Freeze."

      "I reminisce about old days when a uncle and his born-again Christian nephew had to make poop sculptures out of WARM poop. Not anymore, Scooter. Now I can finally make that lifesize poop sculpture of Debbie Gibson in my basement."

      LOL
  • matt247, on 06/22/2008, -6/+0This could be good for a prank. Like doing a piss puck, but with poop.
  • mohabias, on 06/22/2008, -1/+164I just hate that green monochromatic glow that forms around my dog's poop every time I go to pick it up... THANKS POOP FREEZE!
  • ZodiacKiller, on 06/22/2008, -3/+17Bleh...

    Pocket Flan is a much better product.

  • magic6435, on 06/22/2008, -9/+4"We will double the offer and include a second can free"

    I had damn well better be getting 3 cans of poop freeze then!
  • diggthis123, on 06/22/2008, -5/+23Did anyone else find the phrase "unattended poop" hilarious?
    • lioneljaffry, on 06/22/2008, -1/+1I'm glad someone else noticed that.
  • SonnyJoeFoxx, on 06/22/2008, -7/+2Sounds like a tasty summer treat!
    • Roger, on 06/22/2008, -1/+8Poopscicle
    • fuzzybeard, on 06/22/2008, -0/+2Kinda makes you think about rocky road ice cream in a whole new, and rather unpleasant, light.
  • P8ntBal1551, on 06/22/2008, -3/+16notice how they NEVER show it freezing poop
    it just looks like compressed air anyways
    plus how long do you think its actually gong to last for, MAYBE 2 poops
    and what diseases could you contract from stepping in dog *****?
    • BananaGrabber, on 06/22/2008, -0/+3dogs can catch dog viruses from other dogs' poop. Parvovirus for example.
      • P8ntBal1551, on 06/22/2008, -0/+3shoe to siht connection doesn't give you a disease
  • madmondo, on 06/22/2008, -1/+14Yes just bag it for the ride home. I've seen dumb things but come on.
  • Thoku, on 06/22/2008, -7/+2I can't believe that I actually just watched that in HD!
  • colourclassic, on 06/22/2008, -9/+2Are You ***** Serious?
  • kingdomdude, on 06/22/2008, -1/+50http://www.poop-freeze.com/

    I find your lack of faith disturbing.
    • fuzzybeard, on 06/22/2008, -0/+17I find your frozen poop much more disturbing.
    • Newedge14, on 06/22/2008, -0/+1wow poop freeze sells some ***** pet music too

      oh and I find your disturbing much more poop frozen
    • Adil786, on 06/22/2008, -0/+1"Just frost and toss!"
  • mrmount, on 06/22/2008, -1/+15Now come on seriously! A bag for taking the poop home ? That is hilarious.
  • chiliwilli, on 06/22/2008, -2/+92poopsicles
    • LavaWarrior, on 06/22/2008, -0/+7Ever wonder where fudgsicles come from? Now you know.
    • madcowalien, on 07/06/2008, -0/+0obviously invented by the same person who marketed poopsticks. insert the stick then spray on the freeze. now you can pick up poop without touching it and getting freezer burn!
  • porplem, on 06/22/2008, -1/+59They ALWAYS double the offer.
    • jasonh1234, on 06/22/2008, -1/+8Not always. Only if you call in the next 15 minutes.
  • Jonez176, on 06/22/2008, -2/+18The poop bag. That's exactly what I want to do. Carry ***** around in a stylish bag.
  • KragTheDigger, on 06/22/2008, -6/+3..seen on The Soup last night.. diggers are slipping behind the curve ?
  • JustinHopewell, on 06/22/2008, -1/+44I can understand the carrying case. Maybe even understand the product. But why put the logo in such a blazing pop-out way on the case? Who's going to seriously wear a bag that says "POOP FREEZE" on it?

    I will. That's who.
    • madcowalien, on 07/06/2008, -0/+0i'd like it better if it were a fanny pack. i'd turn it around so it actually showed poop freeze above my butt!
  • ROW3BO4T, on 06/22/2008, -2/+45What a ***** commercial.
  • Ritalin45, on 06/22/2008, -5/+0Has anyone ever turned over an Air duster can? Same thing I would think.
  • DaveClarkOne, on 06/22/2008, -1/+5I say let Billy Mays pitch this crap with the rest of what he sells.
  • maxer64, on 06/22/2008, -1/+19It's Vapoorize.

    ^For the seven people that saw that Ben Stiller/Jack Black bomb 'Envy'.
  • newsfully, on 06/22/2008, -9/+4I call *****
    • zzz@tkz, on 06/22/2008, -2/+13*****, actually.
    • Peynis, on 06/22/2008, -0/+11Call ***** as much as you want - it's nothing Poop Freeze can't handle
    • morpheus9602, on 06/22/2008, -1/+1of course, there is no phone number
  • ohnoitstaylor, on 06/22/2008, -1/+3I don't own a dog, but I bet I could find some other great uses for this.
    • bjornski, on 06/22/2008, -0/+1That's kinky...
    • Gman1223, on 06/22/2008, -0/+3Like cooling the steering wheel and seat off in your car when the A/C doesn't work?
      How about using it to cool your beer!
      Or sticking it up your girlfriends... Not a good idea.
      Instant hardon remover?
      Mace? (Gimmie your wallet! "SPISSSSSS" AH! MY EYES ARE FROZEN!)
  • RoccoMcTaco, on 06/22/2008, -0/+18This has to be great at parties...
    "Hey guys, check this out!" - ***** in the middle of living room, sprays with Poop Freeze!™, picks poop up, shoots a 3-pointer to the nearest waste basket, grabs another beer, bottle is not screw-top, sprays with Poop Freeze!™, flicks non-screw-top off with thumb and takes a sip.
    • smpx, on 06/22/2008, -0/+10"dude... did you just.... ***** on your carpet?"
      "Oh no worries, with poop freeze, the mess is yesterday's business!"
  • moisture, on 06/22/2008, -0/+53i'd pay $9.95 just for the attractive Poop Freeze® logo bag!

    finally! a piece luggage that articulates my lifestyle!
    • da_bradler, on 06/22/2008, -0/+1Plus it's an easy way to store your poop until you get home!
  • llurker, on 06/22/2008, -0/+1What do you think happens to the poo on the ISS? It's frozen, stored, and then ejected toward earth to be burned up in atmosphere. Amazing what products come from the space program.
    The Apollo missions didn't have it so lucky, they had to store theirs in the fridge next to their food.
    But if you think about it, a fridge is just a non-technical term for Thermal Bacterial Stabilization Unit. At least that's what their called at the morgue.
    • GiggleStick, on 06/22/2008, -0/+4That really *was* a space peanut!
    • Peynis, on 06/22/2008, -0/+2Why didn't they eject it in any other direction?
      It's not like anyone would care
      • Gromdul, on 06/22/2008, -0/+3Probably to not add to the growing debris field around the earth. It would suck if a piece of frozen ***** punched a hole in the ISS...

        Actually that would be hilarious.
  • freshgrease, on 06/22/2008, -1/+5Now a more efficient way of making Poopsicles.
  • AceJetMan, on 06/22/2008, -4/+5WARNING:Do not use poop freeze on your dog,cat or other animals or yourself do not use poop freeze to freeze the president.
  • Betrayer, on 06/22/2008, -0/+28I dont get it... now you have to carry bags and a can of spray when you walk your dog?

    It doesn't magically sterilize the poop, so instead of warm soft poop you have cold hard poop?

    YOUR STILL PICKING UP POOP!
    • twishart, on 06/22/2008, -1/+19Yeah, but check the commercial. BARE HANDS.

      You can't do that with warm poop.


      Well, I guess you COULD...
      • Gromdul, on 06/22/2008, -0/+15I wouldn't bare hand a frozen poop either. Wouldn't your hands melt it?
        • Fracture98, on 06/22/2008, -0/+12Nah. The candy coating protects them.
        • Managore, on 06/22/2008, -0/+11"They melt in your mouth, not in your hand!"
  • Nubli, on 06/22/2008, -3/+3I can now sleep at night knowing that someone has found a common use for a can of compressed gas.
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