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Police Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows

cbs3.com — Authorities announced Moorsetown Officer Robert Melia Jr., 38, has been charged with four counts of animal cruelty after allegedly engaging in sex acts with cows between June and December of 2006.

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  • dlm85, on 04/24/2008, -2/+72pics or it didn't...nevermind
    • ncnavguy, on 04/24/2008, -1/+9New Jersey where the men are men and the cows are used to it.
    • thcobbs, on 04/24/2008, -0/+7I surely don't want to see that udder nonsense.
    • remccain, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2Anyone else read that as Moose-Town?
  • qwkredfox, on 04/24/2008, -5/+28New Jersey for ya.
    • MaxPayne3476, on 04/24/2008, -0/+8You know what's sad. Moorestown won Money magazines top place to live about two years back. I live about 10 minutes from Moorestown - there's nothing special about the place! ... until this at least
      • MaxPayne3476, on 04/24/2008, -1/+7Jesus christ, I just realized he lives in Pemberton... my town. Dear god!
      • commenter01, on 04/24/2008, -1/+10It sure as hell isn't the top place to live if you're a cow...
        • czimmerman, on 04/24/2008, -0/+6Actually I mean, if the cow was into that kind of thing, like the people who watch beasitlity and *****. Maybe the cow gets his rocks off by seeing humans and cows, so the ability to actually be with a hum...

          Yeah, I'm thinking way too deep about this. I need a shower.
    • zyryx, on 04/24/2008, -3/+4actually I thought it was going to be texass
    • designer, on 04/24/2008, -6/+4New Jersey also know as America's *****.
  • bradspangler, on 04/24/2008, -3/+23Well, I reckon he sure done gave them cows a little law and order! :)
    • knightblade2oo4, on 04/24/2008, -1/+7We don know nothin' about no cow *****' in 1864, we usually jus' sex our women 'n sitch
    • BananaChips, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1More like law and UDDER
  • qazima, on 04/24/2008, -78/+5DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS ABOUT SODOMY (HOMOSEXUALITY)?
    Genesis 19:5-8
    5And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.
    6And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him,
    7And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly.
    8Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.

    Exodus 22:19

    19Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

    Leviticus 18:22

    22Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

    Leviticus 18:23

    23Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

    Leviticus 20:13

    13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

    Leviticus 20:15

    15And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

    Leviticus 20:16

    16And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

    Deuteronomy 1
    1These be the words which Moses spake unto all Israel on this side Jordan in the wilderness, in the plain over against the Red sea, between Paran, and Tophel, and Laban, and Hazeroth, and Dizahab.
    2(There are eleven days' journey from Horeb by the way of mount Seir unto Kadeshbarnea.)
    3And it came to pass in the fortieth year, in the eleventh month, on the first day of the month, that Moses spake unto the children of Israel, according unto all that the LORD had given him in commandment unto them;
    4After he had slain Sihon the king of the Amorites, which dwelt in Heshbon, and Og the king of Bashan, which dwelt at Astaroth in Edrei:
    5On this side Jordan, in the land of Moab, began Moses to declare this law, saying,
    6The LORD our God spake unto us in Horeb, saying, Ye have dwelt long enough in this mount:
    7Turn you, and take your journey, and go to the mount of the Amorites, and unto all the places nigh thereunto, in the plain, in the hills, and in the vale, and in the south, and by the sea side, to the land of the Canaanites, and unto Lebanon, unto the great river, the river Euphrates.
    8Behold, I have set the land before you: go in and possess the land which the LORD sware unto your fathers, Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, to give unto them and to their seed after them.
    9And I spake unto you at that time, saying, I am not able to bear you myself alone:
    10The LORD your God hath multiplied you, and, behold, ye are this day as the stars of heaven for multitude.
    11(The LORD God of your fathers make you a thousand times so many more as ye are, and bless you, as he hath promised you!)
    12How can I myself alone bear your cumbrance, and your burden, and your strife?
    13Take you wise men, and understanding, and known among your tribes, and I will make them rulers over you.
    14And ye answered me, and said, The thing which thou hast spoken is good for us to do.
    15So I took the chief of your tribes, wise men, and known, and made them heads over you, captains over thousands, and captains over hundreds, and captains over fifties, and captains over tens, and officers among your tribes.
    16And I charged your judges at that time, saying, Hear the causes between your brethren, and judge righteously between every man and his brother, and the stranger that is with him.
    17Ye shall not respect persons in judgment; but ye shall hear the small as well as the great; ye shall not be afraid of the face of man; for the judgment is God's: and the cause that is too hard for you, bring it unto me, and I will hear it.
    18And I commanded you at that time all the things which ye should do.
    19And when we departed from Horeb, we went through all that great and terrible wilderness, which ye saw by the way of the mountain of the Amorites, as the LORD our God commanded us; and we came to Kadeshbarnea.
    20And I said unto you, Ye are come unto the mountain of the Amorites, which the LORD our God doth give unto us.
    21Behold, the LORD thy God hath set the land before thee: go up and possess it, as the LORD God of thy fathers hath said unto thee; fear not, neither be discouraged.
    22And ye came near unto me every one of you, and said, We will send men before us, and they shall search us out the land, and bring us word again by what way we must go up, and into what cities we shall come.
    23And the saying pleased me well: and I took twelve men of you, one of a tribe:
    24And they turned and went up into the mountain, and came unto the valley of Eshcol, and searched it out.
    25And they took of the fruit of the land in their hands, and brought it down unto us, and brought us word again, and said, It is a good land which the LORD our God doth give us.
    26Notwithstanding ye would not go up, but rebelled against the commandment of the LORD your God:
    27And ye murmured in your tents, and said, Because the LORD hated us, he hath brought us forth out of the land of Egypt, to deliver us into the hand of the Amorites, to destroy us.
    28Whither shall we go up? our brethren have discouraged our heart, saying, The people is greater and taller than we; the cities are great and walled up to heaven; and moreover we have seen the sons of the Anakims there.
    29Then I said unto you, Dread not, neither be afraid of them.
    30The LORD your God which goeth before you, he shall fight for you, according to all that he did for you in Egypt before your eyes;
    31And in the wilderness, where thou hast seen how that the LORD thy God bare thee, as a man doth bear his son, in all the way that ye went, until ye came into this place.
    32Yet in this thing ye did not believe the LORD your God,
    33Who went in the way before you, to search you out a place to pitch your tents in, in fire by night, to shew you by what way ye should go, and in a cloud by day.
    34And the LORD heard the voice of your words, and was wroth, and sware, saying,
    35Surely there shall not one of these men of this evil generation see that good land, which I sware to give unto your fathers.
    36Save Caleb the son of Jephunneh; he shall see it, and to him will I give the land that he hath trodden upon, and to his children, because he hath wholly followed the LORD.
    37Also the LORD was angry with me for your sakes, saying, Thou also shalt not go in thither.
    38But Joshua the son of Nun, which standeth before thee, he shall go in thither: encourage him: for he shall cause Israel to inherit it.
    39Moreover your little ones, which ye said should be a prey, and your children, which in that day had no knowledge between good and evil, they shall go in thither, and unto them will I give it, and they shall possess it.
    40But as for you, turn you, and take your journey into the wilderness by the way of the Red sea.
    41Then ye answered and said unto me, We have sinned against the LORD, we will go up and fight, according to all that the LORD our God commanded us. And when ye had girded on every man his weapons of war, ye were ready to go up into the hill.
    42And the LORD said unto me, Say unto them. Go not up, neither fight; for I am not among you; lest ye be smitten before your enemies.
    43So I spake unto you; and ye would not hear, but rebelled against the commandment of the LORD, and went presumptuously up into the hill.
    44And the Amorites, which dwelt in that mountain, came out against you, and chased you, as bees do, and destroyed you in Seir, even unto Hormah.
    45And ye returned and wept before the LORD; but the LORD would not hearken to your voice, nor give ear unto you.
    46So ye abode in Kadesh many days, according unto the days that ye abode there.

    SODOMITES
    1. 1 Kings 14:24
    And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.
    1 Kings 14:23-25 (in Context) 1 Kings 14 (Whole Chapter)

    2. 1 Kings 15:12
    And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.
    1 Kings 15:11-13 (in Context) 1 Kings 15 (Whole Chapter)

    3. 1 Kings 22:46
    And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.
    1 Kings 22:45-47 (in Context) 1 Kings 22 (Whole Chapter)

    4. 2 Kings 23:7
    And he brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.
    2 Kings 23:6-8 (in Context) 2 Kings 23 (Whole Chapter)

    More from King James Version
    1. SODOMITES
    2. BLINDNESS » Miraculously inflicted upon the Sodomites (Genesis 19:11)
    3. JUDGMENTS » Sodomites (Genesis 19:23-25)
    4. SODOMY » See SODOMITES
    5. ADULTERY » INSTANCES OF » Sodomites (Genesis 19:5-8)
    6. DEATH » AS A JUDGMENT » Sodomites (Genesis 19:12,13,24,25)
    7. LASCIVIOUSNESS » INSTANCES OF » Sodomites (Genesis 19:5)
    8. OBDURACY (HARDNESS) » INSTANCES OF » Sodomites (Genesis 19:9,14)
    9. SIN » INSTANCES OF » The Sodomites (Genesis 18:20)
    10. WOMEN » INSTANCES OF » The sodomites of the southern kingdom (Judah) (2 Kings 23:7)

    • synystar, on 04/24/2008, -0/+35Well hell, that was a huge waste of time. I was hoping it would get interesting at some point...
      • remccain, on 04/24/2008, -2/+9It did. You just missed the point. Let me summarize;
        The moral of Gen 19:5-8 is it's better to allow your daughters to be raped then to allow your neighbors to sodomize strangers.
        The other biblical moral is that women are ***** and deserve nothing but our scorn.
    • Darrelc, on 04/24/2008, -5/+49DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS ABOUT SODOMY (HOMOSEXUALITY)?
      No, and to be honest I don't give a flying *****. If two blokes wanna be together let them be. If two girls do, then thats ever better. (Y'see this way wars don't get started and people don't get persecuted)
      • HarryBauzonia, on 04/24/2008, -8/+1I suppose you're ok with the cop screwing cows then.
        Hell, I doubt the cow even noticed.
        • uberfu, on 04/24/2008, -1/+8Who did it hurt?

          The cow may not have felt much of anything unless the dud'es schlong was 14" long and several inches wide_

          Other than the dude being in jail for cow ***** and possibly becoming someone named Tiny's Bitch_
        • dynelol, on 04/24/2008, -1/+2I saw a video one time where a dude ***** a cow. It looked like it wasn't even aware of the situation.
          • tapeworm77, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2Be honest, you starred in it didn't you?
          • dynelol, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3***** NO!



            i filmed it.
          • HarryBauzonia, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3...and you never paid me my $10. Cheap bastard.
        • jackalsclaw, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1part of breeding cattle is masterbating them to collect semen, it's legal to do that for money
      • hoshizakistar, on 04/24/2008, -1/+5@HarryBauzonia

        I fail to see the connection between homosexuality and bestiality.
        • HarryBauzonia, on 04/24/2008, -2/+1You wouldn't accept an explanation from me anyway, would you?
          • oldhick, on 04/24/2008, -1/+5If you COULD provide a logical one than yes.
          • HarryBauzonia, on 04/24/2008, -3/+2@oldhick
            If the logic is already apparent to you, you won't accept a logical one, now will you?
            I'll humor you though, but I'll keep it simple.

            Never stick your winky in:
            1. your sister
            2. a blender
            3. critters
            4. people's ***** holes /septic tank outlet pipes
            5. a stapler
            6. a belt sander

            I bet you can think of even more! Before you list them though, there are three rules to follow. They have to cause death, physical injury, or damage the social structure of the family.
            I'll check back to see how creative you are!.
    • JDenigma, on 04/24/2008, -1/+11gazima

      Are you waiting for the rapture? :-)
    • aureilus, on 04/24/2008, -7/+19Do you know what the bible said about abortion? Nothing. Yet they would still have you believe it is wrong.
      • michael43, on 04/24/2008, -11/+6It say's not to murder. God probably figured that would be plain enough for everybody, even a dumb ass like you.
        • DemonWasp, on 04/24/2008, -3/+7Ah, so the Crusades were what, if not murder?
          • michael43, on 04/24/2008, -7/+6God didn't do the "Crusades", people did, quit trying to blame God for the acts of humans. I'm not blaming God that you're an *****, I think it was your "choice".
          • Seemefearme, on 04/24/2008, -2/+3"God" doesn't exist. That puts a kink in your whole "God" fearing wasted life, right?
          • Ndiggnation, on 04/24/2008, -1/+2Good way to proselytize, Michael43, call people assholes and dumbasses. I sure saw those two gems in red print in the New Testament.
          • michael43, on 04/24/2008, -1/+2@seemefearme; "Not only does God exist, he is also aware of everything you and I say". Being the imperfect human that I am, I have the urge to tear you apart verbally using the same 3rd grade mentality you seem to have. Instead, the Bible teaches us to pray for unbelievers, and I honestly do hope that you and those like you someday come to know the joy and security that comes from having faith. However, faith cannot be forced, it's a choice you have to make yourself. From a logical standpoint, the stakes are high, so it would be wise to at least read the Bible and Jesus's teachings before you condemn him and his followers. Back to your comment though; if there were no God, every body's life would be wasted, nothing would really matter at all so I think you should look in the mirror if you want to accuse someone of "wasting" their life.
          • oldhick, on 04/24/2008, -2/+2Thall shall not murder, so you're against capital punishment then and war of course?
          • michael43, on 04/24/2008, -1/+2@oldhick: Of course I'm against war, are you "for" it? And yes I'm against capital punishment but let me be honest. Someone who harms children or crimes that horrendous make me want them dead, however, true life in prison with true hard labor would be a better choice if there were truely such a thing.
          • michael43, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1@indignation: Shut up. I have never said I was a perfect Christian, that's not possible. So I called a couple people "assholes and dumb asses". I didn't say it was in the Bible. That's my cross to bear, (not always being able to "turn the other cheek") but you let me worry about that. You are perfectly correct that I should not use that language, but it slips sometimes, surely you can understand that you self-rightous ***** sucker.
        • wassupdolphin, on 04/24/2008, -3/+2Wow. Seriously? If the Bible doesn't have to spell out murder for assholes, then why is it okay to kill animals for food? Besides, we aren't talking about murdering a live, human being but rather disposing of a parasite that needs a woman's body to survive.

          Bible=full of contradictions
          • michael43, on 04/24/2008, -2/+1Killing animals for food is not murder, you're probably chewing on a pork chop bone right now. Go read the Bible before you analyze it. A fetus is a live human being, so it's YOU, not the Bible that's full of contradictions.
          • oldhick, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3@michael, thats not true at all. As a Christian you should know that the Bible is full of contradictions. Those of us who study it typically find these contradictions to be insignificant in context and content, but they do exist. After all the Bible was written by man and canonized by man.
            However, the role of murder in the Bible is a hotly contested issue and one that biblical scholars from all denominations have struggled with for quite some time. To pretend that the issue is crystal clear would be dishonest to your faith and to those with whom you are speaking.
            What we do know about the topic of murder/killing/capital punishment, comes almost entirely from the Old Testament. As a Christian you should know full well that Jesus came to replace the first covenant between God and man (as detailed in the Old Testament) with the new covenant (as detailed in the New Testament).
            In context, its extremely difficult to imagine Jesus being tolerant of killing under any circumstances. Further, its difficult to imagine Jesus requiring one man to restrict the actions of another man. Specifically, I see no verses where Jesus commands his followers to exert their control over their neighbors. Jesus went to considerable lengths to respect Roman law. This notion that you have a responsibility to stop others from committing sin is one completely foreign to the teachings of Jesus Christ.
            Jesus taught forgiveness, redemption, tolerance, and love. None of those traits are exhibited in the condemnation of our fellow man for behaviors we are uncomfortable with. As you mention above in your comments, pray for your fellow man.
        • wassupdolphin, on 04/24/2008, -1/+2Seems like michael43 has a little fire and brimstone in their panties.
          • michael43, on 04/24/2008, -1/+1You sure do make cute comments. Why don't you stop now before you get your little feelings hurt?
        • michael43, on 04/24/2008, -1/+2@oldhick: Of course you have a responsibility as a Christian to bring the word of Christ to others. I didn't say condemn anybody, you should hate the sin, not the sinner. I wish you would not change my comments in a way you know is wrong, just to try and make a point. I'm human, I get pissed off, I sin (quite regularly in fact) and I'm not perfect. Jesus forgives, but we should try and life up to his teachings as best we can and I try. The gist I get from your argument is that you think Jesus condones murder. I can't agree.
    • synystar, on 04/24/2008, -1/+11The problem isn't just it's length although tl;dr is certainly appropriate here as comment and would probably be dugg up. The problem is that you posted text from your Holy Book hoping that someone would read the post and decide to "change course". It is possible to change a person's mind if they are willing. Throwing ancient texts at them does nothing.

      If you want to make a serious point in this environment I have only one word of advice for you: lolcat.
      • dynelol, on 04/24/2008, -1/+3I bet he just wanted to be annoying. Nobody is converted online.
    • Fullvinyl, on 04/24/2008, -5/+2Please go ask Brian how you should ***** off.
    • fluidfoundation, on 04/24/2008, -0/+16Thanks for wearing out my scroll wheel.
    • Kyrgizion, on 04/24/2008, -6/+13Nice, a chance to fire your own quotes back at you.
      "Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes".
      So, if your post is meant to tell us that the Bible is here to teach us morals, please explain to me how giving your virgin daughters away to be raped is moral.
      Thank you, come again.
      • Quintios, on 04/24/2008, -4/+5Lot's response was misguided, and you are correct. His idea of sending his daughters out (virgin or not) was not moral. For some reason you think that the entire Bible is a set of guidelines and each statement is something we're supposed to do? The Old Testament is, in particular, a history. It describes what happened and what God told His people. Do you think Cain killing Abel is a recommendation of something we should do??
        • jezsik, on 04/24/2008, -4/+5If Lot's response was so misguided, why doesn't the bible just come out and say so? Perhaps leaving Sodom and Gomorrah was misguided too? Who's to know? I mean, you don't often hear what ol' Lot's daughters got up two after their mom died, do you?
        • Kyrgizion, on 04/24/2008, -2/+4Thank you for your polite reply. This kind of stuff isn't really known for making civilised discussions, so kudos.
          Anyway, I was referring to the Bible as a whole, but you are correct in stating that that was a bad example. However, Gazima used the same quote in the context of teaching modern people morals, which is why I retorted as I did.
        • dynelol, on 04/24/2008, -2/+1It feels weird for that to follow itself in a sentence.
    • Clydesdale, on 04/24/2008, -4/+6Qazima: Please die in a fire. Soon.
      • dynelol, on 04/24/2008, -1/+2where the bad folks go when they die. they don't go to heaven where the angels fly. sit in a lake of fire and fry...
    • oldhick, on 04/24/2008, -1/+8Hmmm, lets see what the Bible really has to say about people and what God says is the most important thing -
      Leviticus 19:18 Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD.
      Leviticus 19:34 But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.
      Matthew 7:12 Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.
      Mark 12:28 And one of the scribes came, and having heard them reasoning together, and perceiving that he had answered them well, asked him, Which is the first commandment of all? And Jesus answered him, The first of all the commandments is, Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one Lord: And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment. And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.
      Galatians 5:14 For all the law is fulfilled in one word, even in this; Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.
      • michael43, on 04/24/2008, -0/+4Fantastic point, and also a good reminder that we're all neighbors, even on digg.
      • dynelol, on 04/24/2008, -2/+2I always wondered if you were supposed to shout "LORD" when you read it, since it's in caps.
        • stonebear, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3The Hebrews had names for the different aspects of God, this is the forerunner of the Christian trinity. LORD is the King James translation of Adonai, a plural which has been deliberately mistranslated into a singular form. The capitalization indicates it refers to no ordinary lord, but The Lord Our God. Adonai actually means "overlords," as opposed to the more mysterious and esoteric Yaweh, or "creator." Many Christians believe Adonai is the Christ, but the plurality makes that problematic; hence the mistranslation for which there are many apologies to found (ie. the plural form is meant to convey majesty and not plurality.)
        • oldhick, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2Sorry about that. That was just a cut and paste job, not my choice in caps...
    • digghudson, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1Awesome! I now have some great copy to use as greeking. Thanks, dude! BTW- next time, can you clean it up some? All those uppercase "LORD"s are blowing my layout. Oh, were you SERIOUS? Oops.
    • IZZ0, on 04/24/2008, -0/+6I thought this was about a guy and a cow? Can I get the sermon on Beastiality? Meh...save it for someone that cares.
    • DaLukeMan, on 04/24/2008, -0/+5jesus don't got ***** on godzilla
    • mamboboy, on 04/24/2008, -0/+8What does the bible say about copy and pasting?!
    • JT114881, on 04/24/2008, -0/+6Barking up the wrong tree dude
    • senatorpjt, on 04/24/2008, -2/+2I don't know exactly what the bible says about sodomy, and I'm not going to read all that, but I assume it could have been summed up as "Don't."
      • dynelol, on 04/24/2008, -1/+2Does it count as sodomy if you pull out of the ass and spooge into the *****?
    • uberfu, on 04/24/2008, -0/+5Let's see:

      don't covet thy neighbor

      don't commit adultery

      don't steal

      don't lie
      --------------------------

      Seems like most die hard religious folk I've heard about or known of seem to have tripped many times on several of those commandments_ there in the Bible - doesn't seem to stop people tho_
    • Myonosken, on 04/24/2008, -1/+5Ever done oral? Yeah that's classed as sodomy, even with a woman.
    • suzywang3000, on 04/24/2008, -1/+4suck a dick
    • Pahtcub, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1Qazima! Who got the keys to my beemah
  • dracostimpy, on 04/24/2008, -0/+37Buttersecks?
  • Darrelc, on 04/24/2008, -1/+43Hey, fat chicks need loving too!
    • fluidfoundation, on 04/24/2008, -3/+18But they gotta pay.
    • spootmonkey, on 04/24/2008, -9/+1....but they have to pay.
    • blitzkriegpunk, on 04/24/2008, -2/+13but they gotta... oh for *****'s sakes.
    • rossisdead, on 04/24/2008, -2/+1Does anyone even try to be witty anymore, or do they all just quote other people's jokes now? I mean three people all at once with the same ***** Family Guy joke. Christ.
      • fluidfoundation, on 04/24/2008, -1/+1Stating the obvious, yeah thats original.
  • aureilus, on 04/24/2008, -2/+21I'm confused -- did he sexually assault fat minors, or lick the poon of an animal that goes "moo"?
    • commenter01, on 04/24/2008, -0/+23i beg you. please do not say "lick the poon of an animal" ever again.
    • Impeller, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2@aureilus... youre question was even more disturbing? "lick the poon"? You gotta be kidding...
  • nippinawassee, on 04/24/2008, -7/+14Charging this individual with animal cruelty directly opposes the animal rights (PeTA) opinion. Dr. Peter Singer, Princeton Univ, and one of PeTA's gurus, wrote a book and included was a section about sex with animals. According to this pathetic professor an animal will let you know when they want to have sex with you... I've seen pictures of Singer and that made it easier to understand his take on sex with animals... sweets for the sweet... the AR cults see nothing wrong with this practice... better yet, the dude in the article hasn't run into the right cow who will clean his plow...or whatever...!
    • Scrappy1850, on 04/24/2008, -0/+4sooo hawt
    • tokyomonster, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2Wait, the animal will let you know when they want to have sex with you? Maybe that's what's gotten into my cats. I just thought they wanted to be fed!
      • dynelol, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2"gotten into my cats". lol
      • stonebear, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2When they lift their tail and display their nether region to you, it means they'd like you to give it a good licking. Is that sex? Or good cat manners. You decide.
    • 35263526, on 04/24/2008, -1/+5PETA doesn't represent everyone who supports animal rights, and this nutjob doesn't represent everyone in PETA.
      • thestranger, on 04/24/2008, -1/+2Why are you guys just blindly believing what this guy is saying about a brilliant and revolutionary Ethic's professor. All singer has said in his books (yes I have read them) and any other interviews is that some groups believe in zooaphilia as positive for both the human's and the animal. Singer style of ethics called applied ethics, which is just the concept of not giving any weight to an idea one way or another before thinking it through. All he says is he doesn't doubt there are instances that beastiality can be pleasurable for both parties. But he does not condone it, and says that most of the time it is abuse. The only "defending" he made is to say its not unnatural because lots of animals have inter-species, and human beings are animals too. Its just like how anthropology say's that rape is a apart of human history, and a "natural" characteristic of males. They are not condoning it, its just be objective.
      • sv650touring, on 04/24/2008, -3/+2That's because everyone in PETA doesn't necessarily have any idea just how crazy the cult is - they just want to treat animals "ethically". Any PETA member who knows PETA's extreme (animals > humans) position and methods (financial support of proper terrorism - the arson and bombs variety) is represented *perfectly* by the nutjob.
        • thestranger, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1I know Singer's stance is People=animals. Not above or below.
          • sv650touring, on 04/25/2008, -1/+1That 's about 1% less insane. I love animals, even un-cute ones, but animals aren't even close to the equal of people.

            For example, my darling Madeline (recued kitty) eats my wife's unopened tampons every chance she gets.
        • thestranger, on 05/08/2008, -0/+1Define what makes a Human better than say a dolphin? Catch: without using circular logic e.g. Humans are people. Some people who are severely handicapped have cognitive abilities lower than a chimp, so it can't be intelligence, and we don't need to to eat animals to survive.. What makes us "above animals"?
    • thestranger, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3You should probably actually read Singer's book before you go spreading BS around Digg, and for some reason getting dugg for it too. Singer has been slandered by several different groups on various subjects mostly due to his euthanasia stance.
      • stonebear, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3And Midas Dekker's Dearest Pet, as Singer did. I read it, and do recommend it.
    • b0geyman, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2Well, my dog sure lets me know when he wants to have sex with my leg.
    • stonebear, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1I believe the mainline PETA stance is that people interacting with animals at all (other than as a natural predator) perverts their role in nature, and is thus abuse. Of course, PETA is not homogeneous; there is quite a bit of variance from the mainline.
    • thestranger, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2I encourage anyone to pick up ANY Singer book and read it. Not only is he good at Ethic, he also establish a well-though agreed upon method for ethics. Its easy to who pages out of book and make him sound like complete nut. But that is how his concepts work, you start with; no opinion whatsoever, use application of a general excepted behavior, than think of a taboo or something deemed crazy and compare the to. So for example; he may spend half a chapter talking about slaughtering the severely mentally handicapped. He is talking about because some mental patient are in a persistent level intelligence of say a 2-3. A pig has the roughly the same intelligence. It should be known that it is secular so you can (with his premises of applied ethics) introducing a soul, or god's image or people.

      I really do suggest picking his books up. they are engaging and well-written and agree with or not you will end up respecting him.
  • skippyoh, on 04/24/2008, -1/+66I'VE HAD IT WITH THE ***** POLICE AND THEIR ***** COW *****!

  • mdowse, on 04/24/2008, -0/+7I'll bet the cows didn't find him anymore attractive than his girlfriend did! And what about her? He chose cows over her! I'll bet Jerry Springer and Dr Phil will fight over this one!
  • PongGod, on 04/24/2008, -0/+60Pigs on cows? What is this crazy animal kingdom devolving into?
    • pintomp3, on 04/24/2008, -0/+17beef always tastes better with bacon on top.
    • DreKor, on 04/24/2008, -0/+8I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching…
  • TremorX, on 04/24/2008, -0/+32Well, you know the old saying.. why buy a cow when you can get the sex for free?
  • ultralights, on 04/24/2008, -2/+7animal cruelty? did the caw say NO? did it enjoy it? ok, i better go now...
    • dynelol, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2It probably got bored and took a nap in the middle of it.
    • jasorn, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3'Moo' means 'moo', period!
  • DaLukeMan, on 04/24/2008, -7/+1Do I smell bacon?
  • fluidfoundation, on 04/24/2008, -4/+5Takes Eat Mor Chikin to another level.
  • chrissku, on 04/24/2008, -2/+3What happened to the days of the police just beating the ***** out of someone at a traffic stop and getting caught doing it on tape? Now we've gone to this?
  • robotbling, on 04/24/2008, -0/+14when I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!
  • Dunhamzzz, on 04/24/2008, -10/+1Read the article. He didnt touch any cows. Buried as inaccurate
    • meropealcyone, on 04/24/2008, -0/+6You mean aside from this: "Authorities announced Moorestown Officer Robert Melia Jr., 38, has been charged with four counts of animal cruelty after allegedly engaging in sex acts with cows between June and December of 2006."?
    • zyryx, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2go back and read it again yourself...
  • compgeek, on 04/24/2008, -3/+3oh for god sakes. Why the ***** do these sickos get off on this *****
    • itsgotyou, on 04/24/2008, -1/+15Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
  • chirwan, on 04/24/2008, -1/+15I'm more interested in this:

    "Melia and his former girlfriend, Heather Lewis were previously charged with three counts of aggravated sexual assault and one count of criminal sexual contact with three girls in his Pemberton home from 2003 until 2006."

    So him and his girlfriend sexually assaulted three other girls?
  • nickcozy, on 04/24/2008, -0/+5Talk about wild fetish.
  • LargeTrout, on 04/24/2008, -0/+5This is what happens when you take away the tasers!
  • law1ess, on 04/24/2008, -3/+14I thought Rosie O'donnell was gay...
  • mcturdTheThird, on 04/24/2008, -6/+32I guess the cop was just really in the "moooood."
    Yeah? ya like like that one?
    I guess as an officer, he was an "udder" disappointment?!!

    You guys like how I'm "milking" the puns?
  • phanfromcheese, on 04/24/2008, -0/+9A mouth's a mouth.
  • displaced1, on 04/24/2008, -2/+3Mancowpig? Could this also happen?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTMaJlVxBpE&feature ...
  • ethanpack, on 04/24/2008, -0/+8Must've needed a little cream with his coffee & donuts.
  • laserblazer, on 04/24/2008, -1/+8When being 'into leather' goes bad.

    edit: I've heard of walking a beat, but cocking a beef? (I'm sorry)
  • shanamistress, on 04/24/2008, -0/+8But what if the cow doesn't want to press charges?
  • Xproject01, on 04/24/2008, -0/+11more cowbell...less cow genitals
  • threemagic, on 04/24/2008, -0/+14Randal Graves:Dude, you're in the bestiality business.
    Stud: Hey, *****, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
    Randal Graves: Intriguing.
  • hilo4321, on 04/24/2008, -0/+10just out of curiousity... how does one legally perform a sex act on a cow?
  • diggum85, on 04/24/2008, -0/+13Great cheese comes from happy cows...
  • lazerus9, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2It must be all of the horse steroids the cops are taking these day's! Cows begin to look good!
  • JimmyL2291, on 04/24/2008, -1/+1Way back... I knew this guy..Phillip Atkinson.. he lived out in the boondocks in Idaho. He was probably 16 at the time.. He lived on a Dairy farm and he would go out and .. er... "have his way" with the dairy cows in the stalls... Didn't beleive it at first, but then 3 people said he showed them and told them to try it... Just plain perverted....
  • wynja, on 04/24/2008, -1/+1He's a heifer lover!!!!
  • kylere, on 04/24/2008, -0/+5He should have stuck to pigs, that cow stuff is bestiality.
  • slvrhawq, on 04/24/2008, -1/+5Pigs and cows have been doing it for years! Offspring resembles Perez Hilton.
  • GeoGrapher, on 04/24/2008, -0/+0Is that a picture of the cow or the cop?
  • eq2s, on 04/24/2008, -0/+7In the butt!
    • YummyN, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1She probably met the cop on MySpace!!!!
  • VonHugenDong, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1You'd think he could at least find a fat chick or two...
  • krets, on 04/24/2008, -4/+2What a moooooving story.
  • Nougat, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3December? In New Jersey? Isn't it cold?
  • Opiatus, on 04/24/2008, -0/+4Hasn't Tom Green been doing this for years?
  • dafragsta, on 04/24/2008, -0/+6License and registration... cow *****!
  • haikuFU, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3The MN Daily newspaper published a stat a few years back that said 1 out of 4 males who grew up on a farm achieved orgasm from contact with an animal.
    • wastedfish, on 04/24/2008, -1/+1That seems blatantly untrue
      • haikuFU, on 04/25/2008, -0/+0Don't be embarrassed, there are others like you.
  • thatotherdigger, on 04/24/2008, -1/+1its probably the moaning. moo.
  • banderwocky, on 04/24/2008, -1/+13Milk, it does a body goooMOOOOOOHOLYCRAPTHATSMYASS!!!!
  • rockefeller2, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1Why not just go buy you a New York strip, put it in the microwave until it hits 98.6 and have at it.
  • senatorpjt, on 04/24/2008, -0/+12Is this really animal cruelty, though? I'd assume a bull's penis is quite a bit larger than a human. If anything, the cow would just be unimpressed.
    • dynelol, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1I hope the next one ***** in the middle of it.
    • rajkalex, on 04/24/2008, -0/+2Yeah, but just imagine how humiliating it is for the cow. Psychological damage...
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