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- dlm85, on 04/24/2008, -2/+72pics or it didn't...nevermind
- skippyoh, on 04/24/2008, -1/+66I'VE HAD IT WITH THE ***** POLICE AND THEIR ***** COW *****!
- PongGod, on 04/24/2008, -0/+60Pigs on cows? What is this crazy animal kingdom devolving into?
- Darrelc, on 04/24/2008, -5/+49DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS ABOUT SODOMY (HOMOSEXUALITY)?
No, and to be honest I don't give a flying *****. If two blokes wanna be together let them be. If two girls do, then thats ever better. (Y'see this way wars don't get started and people don't get persecuted) - Darrelc, on 04/24/2008, -1/+43Hey, fat chicks need loving too!
- dracostimpy, on 04/24/2008, -0/+37Buttersecks?
- synystar, on 04/24/2008, -0/+35Well hell, that was a huge waste of time. I was hoping it would get interesting at some point...
- TremorX, on 04/24/2008, -0/+32Well, you know the old saying.. why buy a cow when you can get the sex for free?
- inactive, on 04/24/2008, -6/+32I guess the cop was just really in the "moooood."
Yeah? ya like like that one?
I guess as an officer, he was an "udder" disappointment?!!
You guys like how I'm "milking" the puns? - commenter01, on 04/24/2008, -0/+23i beg you. please do not say "lick the poon of an animal" ever again.
- qwkredfox, on 04/24/2008, -5/+28New Jersey for ya.
- bradspangler, on 04/24/2008, -3/+23Well, I reckon he sure done gave them cows a little law and order! :)
- aureilus, on 04/24/2008, -2/+21I'm confused -- did he sexually assault fat minors, or lick the poon of an animal that goes "moo"?
- pintomp3, on 04/24/2008, -0/+17beef always tastes better with bacon on top.
- commenter01, on 04/24/2008, -0/+17dugg. you tried ridiculously hard.
- fluidfoundation, on 04/24/2008, -0/+16Thanks for wearing out my scroll wheel.
- fluidfoundation, on 04/24/2008, -3/+18But they gotta pay.
- briguymaine, on 04/24/2008, -0/+14bestiality is auto-front paged, it's in the algorithm.
- threemagic, on 04/24/2008, -0/+14Randal Graves:Dude, you're in the bestiality business.
Stud: Hey, *****, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Randal Graves: Intriguing. - robotbling, on 04/24/2008, -0/+14when I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!
- inactive, on 04/24/2008, -1/+15Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
- chirwan, on 04/24/2008, -1/+15I'm more interested in this:
"Melia and his former girlfriend, Heather Lewis were previously charged with three counts of aggravated sexual assault and one count of criminal sexual contact with three girls in his Pemberton home from 2003 until 2006."
So him and his girlfriend sexually assaulted three other girls? - diggum85, on 04/24/2008, -0/+13Great cheese comes from happy cows...
- aureilus, on 04/24/2008, -7/+19Do you know what the bible said about abortion? Nothing. Yet they would still have you believe it is wrong.
- inactive, on 04/24/2008, -0/+12Is this really animal cruelty, though? I'd assume a bull's penis is quite a bit larger than a human. If anything, the cow would just be unimpressed.
- banderwocky, on 04/24/2008, -1/+13Milk, it does a body goooMOOOOOOHOLYCRAPTHATSMYASS!!!!
- law1ess, on 04/24/2008, -3/+14I thought Rosie O'donnell was gay...
- Xproject01, on 04/24/2008, -0/+11more cowbell...less cow genitals
- blitzkriegpunk, on 04/24/2008, -2/+13but they gotta... oh for *****'s sakes.
- hilo4321, on 04/24/2008, -0/+10just out of curiousity... how does one legally perform a sex act on a cow?
- mtwoar, on 04/24/2008, -0/+10Was it your cows?
- JDenigma, on 04/24/2008, -1/+11gazima
Are you waiting for the rapture? :-) - synystar, on 04/24/2008, -1/+11The problem isn't just it's length although tl;dr is certainly appropriate here as comment and would probably be dugg up. The problem is that you posted text from your Holy Book hoping that someone would read the post and decide to "change course". It is possible to change a person's mind if they are willing. Throwing ancient texts at them does nothing.
If you want to make a serious point in this environment I have only one word of advice for you: lolcat. - phanfromcheese, on 04/24/2008, -0/+9A mouth's a mouth.
- commenter01, on 04/24/2008, -1/+10It sure as hell isn't the top place to live if you're a cow...
- mamboboy, on 04/24/2008, -0/+8What does the bible say about copy and pasting?!
- DreKor, on 04/24/2008, -0/+8I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching…
- MaxPayne3476, on 04/24/2008, -0/+8You know what's sad. Moorestown won Money magazines top place to live about two years back. I live about 10 minutes from Moorestown - there's nothing special about the place! ... until this at least
- ncnavguy, on 04/24/2008, -1/+9New Jersey where the men are men and the cows are used to it.
- ethanpack, on 04/24/2008, -0/+8Must've needed a little cream with his coffee & donuts.
- shanamistress, on 04/24/2008, -0/+8But what if the cow doesn't want to press charges?
- inactive, on 04/24/2008, -0/+8Make sure it's a cold one.
- laserblazer, on 04/24/2008, -1/+8When being 'into leather' goes bad.
edit: I've heard of walking a beat, but cocking a beef? (I'm sorry) - mdowse, on 04/24/2008, -0/+7I'll bet the cows didn't find him anymore attractive than his girlfriend did! And what about her? He chose cows over her! I'll bet Jerry Springer and Dr Phil will fight over this one!
- oldhick, on 04/24/2008, -1/+8Hmmm, lets see what the Bible really has to say about people and what God says is the most important thing -
Leviticus 19:18 Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD.
Leviticus 19:34 But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.
Matthew 7:12 Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.
Mark 12:28 And one of the scribes came, and having heard them reasoning together, and perceiving that he had answered them well, asked him, Which is the first commandment of all? And Jesus answered him, The first of all the commandments is, Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one Lord: And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment. And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.
Galatians 5:14 For all the law is fulfilled in one word, even in this; Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself. - nippinawassee, on 04/24/2008, -7/+14Charging this individual with animal cruelty directly opposes the animal rights (PeTA) opinion. Dr. Peter Singer, Princeton Univ, and one of PeTA's gurus, wrote a book and included was a section about sex with animals. According to this pathetic professor an animal will let you know when they want to have sex with you... I've seen pictures of Singer and that made it easier to understand his take on sex with animals... sweets for the sweet... the AR cults see nothing wrong with this practice... better yet, the dude in the article hasn't run into the right cow who will clean his plow...or whatever...!
- uberfu, on 04/24/2008, -1/+8Who did it hurt?
The cow may not have felt much of anything unless the dud'es schlong was 14" long and several inches wide_
Other than the dude being in jail for cow ***** and possibly becoming someone named Tiny's Bitch_ - remccain, on 04/24/2008, -2/+9It did. You just missed the point. Let me summarize;
The moral of Gen 19:5-8 is it's better to allow your daughters to be raped then to allow your neighbors to sodomize strangers.
The other biblical moral is that women are ***** and deserve nothing but our scorn. - thcobbs, on 04/24/2008, -0/+7I surely don't want to see that udder nonsense.
- eq2s, on 04/24/2008, -0/+7In the butt!
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