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- bmarc, on 11/15/2007, -43/+863Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, possibly listening to Linkin Park.
- NeMoD, on 11/15/2007, -9/+686why the hell is this an image?
- richmessenger, on 11/14/2007, -10/+546It should be rock, stick of dynamite with a cuttable wick, scissors - Demetri Martin
http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/player.jht ... - hitmanjc103, on 11/15/2007, -37/+383"I thought paper would protect you, you *****."
Dugg - FreshWes, on 11/14/2007, -1/+325looks like jpg beats paper too
- purplehaze420, on 11/15/2007, -30/+231After all my years of using Paper, Rock, Scissors to decide so many things, this has never been pointed out to me... awesome, and its written on paper.
- Insomnya3AM, on 11/14/2007, -6/+161Be happy it is not in Wordpress.
- ThinkBox, on 11/14/2007, -2/+139this feels like it is a less articulate rant that is kinda copied from a much better rant by Demetri Martin.
http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/player.jht ... - chingy1788, on 11/14/2007, -17/+125"I thought paper would protect you, you *****."
it does protect you, well your open palm anyways
if you are fast enough to block that punch - dillyhoo, on 11/14/2007, -6/+88This rant was written on the paper, and the rock lost all interest and forfeited.
- whataboutdave, on 11/15/2007, -13/+95This joke is older than Moses.
- limlom, on 11/15/2007, -3/+77Think it was an old Simpons rerun:
Lisa: Look, there's only one way to settle this. Rock-paper-scissors.
Lisa's brain: Poor predictable Bart. Always takes `rock'.
Bart's brain: Good ol' `rock'. Nuthin' beats that!
Bart: Rock!
Lisa: Paper.
Bart: D'oh! - siglesias, on 11/14/2007, -6/+73You guys fail to recognize the symbolic representation of paper as a technological advancement over rock as a medium of idea exchange. We use pen and paper now, not chisel and rock slab. Your savage instincts limit your perception of the three-way relationship as one that is purely physically destructive. This, though maybe intuitively tempting, ultimately crumples under a complex hierarchy of ideological preference.
- vortex22222, on 11/14/2007, -1/+67So the submitter could put //Pic is the title.
- MissingScrews, on 11/14/2007, -1/+64Foot, cockroach, nuclear missle.
- DRINKxREDxBULL, on 11/14/2007, -4/+55Says the guy commenting on it.
- Retuow, on 11/15/2007, -34/+85lame
- dazparkour, on 11/14/2007, -11/+60Then the guy with paper will bitch slap him back...
Then a third, previously unmentioned plot device, will poke him in the eye with the scissors...
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. - axisofphilippe, on 11/15/2007, -9/+51This guy has hilarious rage issues.
- meatmcguffin, on 11/14/2007, -5/+45Digg-downs beat signatures
- Spamcan, on 11/14/2007, -11/+49When I play rock, paper, scissors I always pull "sucker punch to the face", it's a strategy that hasn't failed me yet.
- schmik07, on 11/14/2007, -1/+39Unless his Jason Bourne what?
- pAq6Swad, on 09/16/2008, -1/+36A digg is a unit of which there can be both positive and negative quantities [1].
References:
[1] Me - hackmyballs, on 11/14/2007, -2/+35The lawsuit will be written on paper.
You lose! - mangaskahn, on 11/14/2007, -3/+36Good ol' rock, nothing beats rock.
- BroncoKid, on 11/14/2007, -1/+32I always play cat, tinfoil, microwave. think about it.
- liquidarts, on 11/14/2007, -0/+29Yeah, it crumples, like paper when a rock is thrown at it.
- inactive, on 11/14/2007, -5/+33Unless your Jason Bourne.
- qualish, on 11/14/2007, -0/+28So you scream "scissors"?
- bobthegreat1224, on 11/14/2007, -4/+32I'd be infinitely more pissed if I woke up to Celine Dion.
- InfiniteNothing, on 11/14/2007, -0/+25Then scissors beating paper doesn't make sense. Unless scissors symbolize large circular cutting blades.
- nicerobot, on 11/14/2007, -3/+27Actually it's Rock, Paper, Scissors, or just RPS.
- zachshmack, on 11/14/2007, -0/+23How do the hand gestures for those look?
- sockpuppets, on 11/15/2007, -3/+26I bet this guy would pick up a soccer ball and run it into the goal, too.
- diggB, on 11/14/2007, -4/+26whoops. bury me.
- VictoryGin, on 11/14/2007, -1/+23Poor predictable Bart, always picks rock
- brisbin33, on 11/14/2007, -1/+23yeah, i'm curious what came first; but demetri's delivery is by far the funnier or the two... rock is ok... still structurally intact...
- CKnight, on 11/14/2007, -3/+25Man Pig Bear.
- jsaya, on 11/15/2007, -2/+23I've always called it Rock, Paper, SCISSORS!
- troycott, on 11/14/2007, -2/+23this is one image found on digg that will never require a mirror
- Akaricloud, on 11/14/2007, -5/+26welcome to digg again. Your bed is still nice and warm.
Quit bringing this up please. - Crispin, on 11/14/2007, -1/+21http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF034AD-Shotgun_Set ...
- Akaji, on 11/14/2007, -0/+20Ah, the internet. Is there anything I love that you can't screw up?
- willtwilson, on 11/14/2007, -9/+28Buried: false advertising - no pic
- MikeonTV, on 11/15/2007, -1/+19I wouldn't want to play Connect Four with this guy either.
- KennMac, on 11/14/2007, -3/+21I remember when this joke was suddenly in everyone's AIM profile in college, 4-5 years ago.
- Underoath586, on 11/14/2007, -3/+20Actually if you look RIGHT NEXT to your "thumbs up" and "thumbs down" you see a +/- # diggs....
- insllvn, on 11/15/2007, -5/+21Nothing beets nuclear bomb. Nothing. Ask Japan.
- tehsuck1, on 11/14/2007, -0/+16It should be Rock, Dynamite-with-a-cuttable-wick, scissors
- bsolidgold, on 11/14/2007, -3/+19And I suppose 'Digg-ups' beat bodies buried in my back yard?
It's 'Digg' and 'Bury', I'm tired of this 'Digg-up' and 'Digg-down' mumbo jumbo. -
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