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- Groovester, on 09/05/2008, -3/+213You know you messed up big time when you turn an ex into a nun.
- WileyK, on 09/05/2008, -6/+118This would have made the best Onion story ever.
- bemenaker, on 09/05/2008, -0/+80Your girlfriend left you to become a nun? YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!
- lotar732, on 09/05/2008, -6/+73Sorry Daniel, but God has a bigger dick than you do.
- Gutterpunk, on 09/05/2008, -2/+64FTA "In his entry on the Italian social network site Netlog Daniel calls himself "Braveheart 86" and describes himself as a "heterosexual lifeguard who enjoys football.""
That is thorough journalistic skills right there! - inactive, on 09/05/2008, -7/+67i've always wanted to bang a young, hot nun
- inactive, on 09/05/2008, -2/+54lol, the dude got cockblocked by god.
- Clusterfrak, on 09/05/2008, -8/+52Yeah but he's hung like this (extends both arm).
- MattB123, on 09/05/2008, -0/+37I think so. She's not just switching sides, she's giving up the game entirely.
- inactive, on 09/05/2008, -1/+30If you need to describe yourself as heterosexual, you're probably gay.
- khintzma, on 09/05/2008, -3/+31This just in--Italy just got their first copies of Saving Silverman (on Laserdisc)
- PhYk3n, on 09/05/2008, -3/+31Priests only go for small boys.
- mojoel, on 09/05/2008, -5/+28He could become a priest then he'd at least have a decent chance of nailing her once in a while.
- glucoseboy, on 09/05/2008, -2/+24Wow, that's pretty bad. Almost as bad as discovering that the girl I took to the senior prom in HS grew up to become a lesbian film maker.
- BlackStrain, on 09/05/2008, -0/+22One man's stalking is another man's vigil.
- masterkenobi, on 09/05/2008, -1/+21Is this worse than an ex turning into a lesbian?
Not saying that that's happened to me, just that, well....um....
*points* My word, what in the world could that be??? - shipwreck58, on 09/05/2008, -0/+19Or Italian
- bemenaker, on 09/05/2008, -2/+21don't we all, don't we all....
- pintomp3, on 09/05/2008, -7/+26it's harsh to get turned down for a zombie.
- pintomp3, on 09/05/2008, -0/+19too bad he doesn't have the Kavorka.
- IphtashuFitz, on 09/05/2008, -2/+18My first thought when seeing the title was that it was an Onion article. It surprised me that it wasn't.
- absurdist, on 09/05/2008, -4/+18Clusterfrak, you are SO going to Hell. And so am I for laughing my ass off at that one.
- dualaudi, on 09/05/2008, -4/+17What happened to the days where some flowers and a box of chocolates were the only tools a man needed? That must be some Grade A #$$.... (forgive me father)
- hydroplane, on 09/05/2008, -1/+13Oh Piss off
~King Arthur - JasonDaPsycho, on 09/05/2008, -2/+14I'm just wondering why the girl left the guy to be a nun
normally girls don't want to be nuns when they have boyfriends - puppyfox, on 09/05/2008, -1/+12From what I've seen in my own hometown (not far from Montecassino Abbey, actually) that is usually for the best. Very devoted women will just end up being in church and pilgrimages all the time, and make rather lousy wives. It's a very different mindset than what an American would be accustomed to, it's not like they're fanatics and get into politics or try to change your mind or anything like that. Some people are really devoted to helping strangers and are much better at that than being a spouse. I also know men that wish they had become priests instead of getting married, of course (beats me!).
- bicyclethief, on 09/05/2008, -5/+16"Excusi, O! Bada beepi bada boop?"
- nomadxx7, on 09/05/2008, -2/+13"We took the banner down but now the whole place is swarming with TV crews and photographers when I tried to leave the convent it was impossible because i had microphones and cameras pushed into me."
Holy good Lord what kind of nunnery is this? I've heard of cameras and mics being pushed in to your face just never heard one being pushed into someone. I sure hope that's a typo. - colto, on 09/05/2008, -0/+11For those who didn't get what he was referring to, those were lyrics from a song entitled "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. That being said he didn't even get through one verse correctly.
- inactive, on 09/05/2008, -2/+13Me too. It's a good thing I love lesbian films.
- WELLDOITLIVE, on 09/05/2008, -0/+10Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
- mchisari, on 09/05/2008, -0/+10
The contrast between American and Italian conceptions of romance could never be so stark. - RobotBuddha, on 09/05/2008, -0/+10Some of them actually get around pretty well. Every now and again a story will pop up about a priest who was pretending to be, or be possessed, by an angel. Or convinced nuns that they were possessed, and that only sex with a priest could drive out the demon.
- arjie, on 09/05/2008, -1/+10"At the moment she isn't even here, she is in Rome on a pilgrimage... "
Poor chap, but if he's as intelligent as this usually then I can see why it happened. - Niteowl, on 09/05/2008, -3/+12Aaaand that's why you need to know where the clitoris is.
- MJG2007, on 09/05/2008, -1/+9She's married to God now. Quit trying wreck God's harem!
- BossKey, on 09/05/2008, -0/+8Lots of Catholic priests have had affairs with female parishoners. The small boy fetish is more of an Republican thing.
- goodbick, on 09/05/2008, -0/+8As a Hetrosexual male digg enthusiast, I'm not sure.
- jawagas, on 09/05/2008, -0/+8When all the nachos stick together, it's like one nacho.
- smotpoker, on 09/05/2008, -0/+7why you gotta hate? :(
- RusskiGuy, on 09/05/2008, -0/+7Is there some cultural quirk in Italy that would require him to make the "heterosexual" distinction?
- serif69, on 09/05/2008, -1/+8YOU'RE DOING HER WRONG!!!!
- PabloMac, on 09/05/2008, -0/+7It's not all its cracked up to be.
- mohsenxp, on 09/05/2008, -1/+8I don't think some cavemen sat around a fire and thought "hey, let's invent this thing. We'll call it greed".
- barktwiggs, on 09/05/2008, -1/+7Get thee to a nunnery?
- frostbyt, on 09/05/2008, -6/+12Its hard to compete with God. But God did make man and woman to be compatible. So by her choosing God she has rejected what God made for her.
It's like throwing a present someone gave you back in your face. - inactive, on 09/05/2008, -0/+6You know why they call them "nuns," right?
Because they don't get none. - cadmiumpaint, on 09/05/2008, -2/+8Learn from John Cusack....boom box over head. Peter Gabriel playing. chicks dig it.
- Fragowell, on 09/05/2008, -1/+7***** blocked by God. Seems a little unfair.
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