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- TheRingmaster, on 10/10/2007, -6/+202What if he had killsomnia instead? Remind me to make up a condition If I ever get in trouble with the law.
- Th3_anOmoLy, on 10/10/2007, -5/+150Well, I think I know what disease will now be on the top every hypochondriacs list. Not to mention on the top of every rapist and defense lawyer's list.
- jmpeagle, on 10/10/2007, -1/+138wait, why did his freind have 15 year old girls at a sleepover?
- GunnerMcGrath, on 10/10/2007, -6/+114Heh, seems odd that he's only "fondled" his girlfriend in his sleep (who hasn't?), but when there's a 15 year old girl around suddenly he gets up, goes to another room, strips them, and rapes them. Right..
- CaptMonkey, on 10/10/2007, -1/+106What a great excuse, I'll have to remember to use that one. "I'm sorry, RIAA/MPAA, I was sleep-downloading those torrents."
- MrStabby, on 10/10/2007, -2/+100Watch out! I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?
*sigh* "Sexlexia." - KevenM, on 10/10/2007, -0/+96His other defense option: It's not rape, it's surprise sex!
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -10/+90I think all women should have that disease
- superguysteve, on 10/10/2007, -0/+68I think the jury was asleep.
- sundancekid503, on 10/10/2007, -4/+69Is that why the cat ran away?
- KniteWulf, on 10/10/2007, -1/+66Somewhere in Japan, a new fetish is being born..
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business - NinjaBoy, on 10/10/2007, -2/+64I fondled his girlfriend while he was asleep too.
- smurf22, on 10/10/2007, -3/+64So you walked around with your eyes closed, magically found a girl, then proceeded to take hers, and yours clothes off, get aroused and had sex?
Yup.
Well everything checks out, youre free to go. - fpcyber, on 10/10/2007, -6/+63Is it really that hard to wake someone up?
- LoudMusic, on 10/10/2007, -12/+67Bull
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*****. - Otto, on 10/10/2007, -1/+53Your friend has killsomnia?
Word of advice: Never allow him to crash at your place. - dmcbride6, on 10/10/2007, -1/+49I dont know anything about this "disorder" but my little brother used to have nite terrors where hed be running around the hours living a nightmare screaming and all...it would take 15-20 minutes to wake him up at times...
I'm not suggesting this guy has a disorder or that anythin he said is valid...I'm just suggesting that sometimes it isnt all that easy to wake someone up. - ChristianMagic, on 10/10/2007, -1/+46He just wanted to give them the candy in his van.
- khail250, on 10/10/2007, -3/+47my room mate in the navy was the same way. he would just hide things everywhere in the house, blankets, food would be take out of the fridge and put in the washing machine... funny, but in US military if you are a sleepwalker you get discharged...
- r4dius, on 10/10/2007, -2/+43This is about as plausible as the Florida lawmaker who claimed the reason he offered $20 to felate a man in a public bathroom was because he's afraid of black people.
- rhylan, on 10/10/2007, -0/+37I wanna know what he thought he was dreaming...
- Yurhiness, on 10/10/2007, -1/+37why were they sleeping next to eachother?
- TRUEPATRIOT, on 10/10/2007, -2/+36is that anything like sexlexia?
- ahhell, on 10/10/2007, -1/+33I didn't know that Quagmire was an RAF mechanic.
- djAnakin, on 10/10/2007, -0/+31My brother would do the same thing.. not night terrors, just hardcore sleep walking. I could talk to him, have conversations with him, you could ask him if he was awake, he'd say 'yes', but have no memory of it. I remember one time I woke up and he was jumping across the hallway, from his room, to the bathroom... back and forth. I asked him what he was doing, and he said he was jumping over the spiders. lol!
- Frnnkdlxx, on 10/10/2007, -5/+36crazy sex stuff like... shoving your butt with PB & J and masterbating? or like.. sex with a man while working out the symmetry of an icoseles triangle?
- Powlus, on 10/10/2007, -0/+31Roofies can make you forget everything..
- Phatrician, on 10/10/2007, -6/+36I guess it depends if Bubba is hot or not.
- Frnnkdlxx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+29We can't have our servicemen and women raped...and/or their food and ammunition placed in the washing machine...
- schneidafunk, on 10/10/2007, -7/+34I hope this dude sleep ***** an 80 year old man's ass... that'll teach him.
- EricMiIIer, on 07/10/2009, -1/+27puts a whole new spin on "I dont care what you do, just dont wake me up."
- ellabee, on 10/10/2007, -1/+27"It was this affliction that made him climb naked on top of the girl at a friend's birthday party sleepover in Poole, Dorset, the Bournemouth Crown Court heard."
Why does he keep getting invited to sleep-overs? - skankyBacon, on 10/10/2007, -0/+26Torrentsomnia is a serious disease affecting millions of people around the world, and it is no laughing matter.
- hansk, on 10/10/2007, -7/+31in fact m sleeping right noww.....
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+25If you know you have a condition like this, you should lock some ***** doors or something.
- judicar, on 10/10/2007, -4/+27niicce
- tony134340, on 10/10/2007, -2/+25Including your future wife and daughter?
- KniteWulf, on 10/10/2007, -1/+23Less effort if you're in a bed with someone already. I'm sure part of his condition retains the average male laziness.
- 8bitflu, on 10/10/2007, -5/+26I have done crazy sex stuff while I have slept, stories like this scare the Bejeezus outa me if in fact he is telling the truth.
- h4mx0r, on 10/10/2007, -1/+22An orgasm should. Yes?
- ChristianMagic, on 10/10/2007, -0/+19No sexlexia is a (very sexy) learning disorder, I don't see this sleepingsexing thing affecting learning.
- p014k, on 10/10/2007, -4/+21"His girlfriend told the court that he had fondled her in bed while asleep."
LOL? - ECas123, on 10/10/2007, -2/+19And dont forget his mother and grandmother.
- Jorlwind, on 10/10/2007, -12/+2915-yr-old = Jailbait. I don't care how hot she is, it would never be worth all those "precious" moments you would have with bubba while in jail.
- sab0tage, on 10/10/2007, -3/+19People are quite able and willing to accept that sleep walking exists and that some sleep walkers will get up at night, go to their kitchens, open the fridge and start munching on food. Yet find it completely implausible that someone can have sex in their sleep?
What happened was nasty, but it must be accepted as something that is possible. - EricMiIIer, on 07/10/2009, -0/+16which is inaccurate.
I grew up with serious sleep walking issues:
- If you locked the door I would unlock it.
- if you tied me up, i would untie it.
- If you hid it, I would keep searching til I found it, and then I would hide it from you in spite
- eat it, drink it, spill it.
I once woke up 4 blocks from my house in the middle of the night during an iowa winter (22* F+ windchill) wearing nothing but my boxers. I have punched random things (my wife most recently, sorry sweetie) ran across the apartment yelling "GRENADE" before diving over the couch. And yes even a few sex stories.
This ***** happens and this story doesn't surprise me. - mythandros, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16Isn't that still rape? Only now, you've just traumatized an 80 year old man. You're an idiot.
- darkdantae, on 10/10/2007, -1/+17Wonder != it is worth it. He didn't say it would be worth it if she is hot, just a mere question, pointless question, but you still responded to a statement that was never written.
- btgoss, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15So this is what the OJ jury is doing now.... learn something new...
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